#ittan

[campcarmenstuck]

Deidara: Thanks for coming I know it was short notice.

Kurotsuchi: Yeah so what do you need all this shit for?

Deidara: Ok don't freak out un.

*slaps a package of coke on the table*

Kurotsuchi: You found it?!

Deidara: Was it yours or something?

Kurotsuchi: No- there's this rumor going around school that some rogue nin lost a huge thing of coke at our school.

Deidara: That Ittan kid just ditched it in front of me while running from school security.

Kurotsuchi: And you didn't think "oh that's a lot of illegal drugs maybe more trouble than there worth".

Deidara: Since when are we afraid of the law un?

Kurotsuchi: I'm not talking about the law, I'm talking about MS-13's name on the side of the fucking bag! There going to kill you if they find out.

Deidara: No way it's MS-13 why would a gang put their name on their drugs?

Kurotsuchi: What if it was suppose to be delivered to them?

Deidara: What shitty ass drug dealer would keep there customer's names in writing?

Kurotsuchi: A really fucking stupid one, as in stupid enough to bring this to a ninja academy??

Deidara: Alright don't worry about it, they won't even know we had it when we're finished yeah.

Kurotsuchi: Finished with what?

Deidara: You brought the supplies right un?

Kurotsuchi: Yeah for... You brought me here to cook crack!?

Deidara: Yeah what else is baking soda for?

Kurotsuchi: I don't know, baking!?

Deidara: Why are you freaking out? We've had drugs before?

Kurotsuchi: Yeah percs and robo not go to jail drugs!

Deidara: Ok yeah, just let me barrow your stuff. I need the community service hours.

Kurotsuchi: What does making crack do for the community?

Deidara: Nothing. Selling cracks another story.

Kurotsuchi: We live in a military village who's going to by this?

Deidara: I'm not selling it here.

Kurotsuchi: Oh my god... this is going to ruin my parents serving spoons.

Deidara: Just buy another one yeah.

Kurotsuchi: It's from Tiffany!

Deidara: Why would you bring a Tiffany serving spoon to make crack?

Kurotsuchi: You never told me what it was for!

Deidara: Look calm down yeah, this will take an hour at most.

[nashirasauce]

started watching GeGeGe no Kitaro

[cuddleslover1738]

with my gegege no kitaro hyperfix coming back, I remembered how I had a crossover headcanon where ittan momen is the father of ccrm. I liked it a lot and so I drew it again.

[books-are-my-life-stuff]

Gegege no Kitaro (1996) The Movie: Obake Nighter

"Hmm, playing a game against youkais means that if you lose, you forfeit your soul. Is that all right with you?" "I don't think they even care about losing their souls." "So, let's have the game tonight. All right?" "You're sure... You don't mind forfeiting your souls?"

[getakichi]

line stickers from yuru~i gegege no kitaro.

[mujinabrother]

7 Term Kitaro And His Friends At The Beach

[swan2swan]

And that was Attack on Titan.

[tamakunn]

Yokai Watch 30 Days-Day 10 Fav D Rank

Funny paper guy i think so!

[fransen-art]

Ittan Shiro - OC by hikiko_archives Twitter/X & Instagram

[evolutionsvoid]

It is kind of funny how many gauge the deadliness of an animal by things like teeth and claw. Have someone describe their idea of dangerous beast, and most descriptions will have vicious predators with maws full of fangs and shredding talons. While indeed these animals are designed to kill, as that is how they eat, the real image of a common killer is often a "lazy" and "peaceful" herbivore. No fangs or claws in sight, but they can take a person down in seconds if they feel the slightest bit threatened. At other times, the deadly critters of the world are ones you can't see, or at least ones you don't pay attention to. A little bug with a sting that can stop a heart, a floating bag of membranes that can leave a person in agony for days, or the hiding slug whose spines can scramble your brain. Or in this case, the floating piece of "cloth" that tends to leave corpses in its wake. You would never think much of it if you ever saw it, as tends to happen to outsiders who visit this region. They don't fully know the flora and fauna of the area, so they don't know what to look for. In most cases, they observe a "piece of cloth" or a "scroll of paper" passing by in the breeze. The brain usually interprets this as trash being blown about by the wind, or someone's laundry being pulled loose from its drying lines. A mere glimpse of something long and pale, then forgotten once it is gone from sight. Those new to these lands never really think it an animal, and that is their first mistake. It is no cloth, but a creature known as an Ittan-momen. They are a gastropod, but one that is extremely flat. Their whole body has been stretched and thinned out until they seem to be the thickness of a piece of fabric. Thankfully there are no bones to worry about, but it still has organs. These vital pieces of been flattened and stretched too, arranged in such a way that they still work despite being mere noodles. Some have been replaced, their roles taken over by its wet sticky skin. Breathing, smelling and tasting can be done by its sensitive hide, which is coated with a sticky mucus. It can even absorb nutrients through its skin, but we will get more into that later. The other thing to note is that it is extremely light and can manipulate gas flow through its body to allow it to float. With this it can hover in the air, but its flight is quite slow. The reason you see them fluttering in the breeze is because they rely on these air currents to get them moving at a decent speed. They will happily ride the gust and gales, as it means less work for them. While its lightweight body makes it easy to be carried by the wind, the Ittan-momen is not helpless against its power. It can move and undulate its form to better catch the breeze and direct its flight the way it wants. Various flat tendrils at the front and back also help with steering, as well as for latching onto branches and posts as an anchor if things get too blustery. If the weather is too strong, or the flat slug is feeling tired, they will wrap themselves around tree limbs so that they can rest. At the head are some extra tendrils for tasting and smelling the air, as well as two eye stalks. These organs can extend or retract depending on its needs, and they also have a faint glow to them. This can be seen at night, as the Ittan-momen tends to be a nocturnal creature. As for the reason for the glow, we aren't really sure at the moment. Some suggest it is to scare away predators, giving the impression of big glowing eyes in the dark. Others say it is to signal to others of its kind, as a way of finding a mate. Another theory is that this light in the blackness attracts bugs and other small morsels that the Ittan-momen feeds on. Though this animal does eat, you would be hard pressed to find any real mouth. When you are flat as paper, working jaws or mandibles can be a bit tricky. Instead, the Ittan-momen relies on numerous pores that run down its underbelly, which secrete this sticky mucus. This thin film on its body is not just to keep itself moisturized, but it helps it eat. In truth, this stuff is a digestive fluid, which slowly breaks down whatever it touches. Before you start panicking, it isn't that strong. It is only a threat to things like flies, spores, pollen and other small organic stuff that is carried by the wind. The acid doesn't eat through flesh or rind, as it is only meant to digest small morsels. If you were to get a bunch of stuff slathered on you, the worst that would happen is something similar to a light sunburn. Redness, itchy and it stings when you touch it. That's it. For the unfortunate insects fluttering about, it is a death sentence. The Ittan-momen flies about, using its undulating body to collide with airborne critters and trap them in its sticky layer. Over time, they will be digested and the porous skin will absorb the nutrients. They may even go after food that isn't in flight, slapping their body down on clusters of insect eggs or bugs resting on branches and reeds. Some Ittan-momen have been seen visiting carrion, landing briefly on the corpse to get some of the juices then flying off before a scavenger takes a bite out of them.

So a sticky flying piece of cloth that only eats bugs, seems harmless enough. At first I bet you folks thought that it would be coated in a burning acid or deadly poison that would kill you on contact, eh? That it would coil around you and melt you down to the bone! I know it is a bit disappointing, but no. Ittan-momen do not have any toxins that kill you instantly. So how does such a flat, billowing piece of flesh defend itself? How does it keep other animals from slurping it up like kishimen? Well the sticky mucus has a bitter taste to it, so the creature isn't really a delicious thing to snack on. It is also surprisingly tough and flexible, making it hard to bite through. Those who attack an Ittan-momen will find it growing in length, as it tends to compress some of its body when trying to navigate harsh wings. It can be pulled and yanked without any real damage, and the creature has a powerful regenerative ability that lets it survive with missing chunks. So it survives predation by being annoying? Since it is bitter tasting and tough to chew, then no one messes with them because it is a waste time, right? Partly right, as the other reason is that these things are actually incredibly aggressive when threatened. This noodle doesn't taste good and it also won't hesitate in turning you into a corpse. The Ittan-momen spends most of its life in flight, so when it comes down to dealing with a predator, all they can do is switch to "fight." When threatened, the Ittan-momen pretty much launches itself at its attacker, usually startling the hunter. You don't expect prey like this to throw down so eagerly. They slap their bodies onto their foe and unwind their length, using powerful muscles and sticky mucus to keep hold. They move like serpents, seeking to tangle limbs and coil around whatever they can grab. Most of all, though, is the fact that they start aiming for the face. Their sensitive tendrils can detect one's breath, and they know such a thing is pretty important for most animals. When tangled with their attacker, the Ittan-momen will look to wrap its body around the mouth and face, as it wants to stop that breath. Foes will go from angered lashing to panicked thrashing when they notice the slug coiling around their heads, making it harder to breath with each constriction. Clawing and biting at it won't do much, as the flesh is rubbery and difficult to pierce. Its muscles tighten and the body spreads where it needs to properly cover up breathing holes. If the predator is unlucky, the Ittan-momen will literally suffocate them with its body, sometimes even strangle them if its gets around the neck. However, it does not always follow through with these efforts. The creature responds to threats and violence, continuing to fight back if it feels attacked. If the foe ceases its struggles, then the slug starts losing its hostility. What usually happens is that the animal starts to run blindly in a panic, and the Ittan-momen uses this moment to let go and be thrown free into the breeze. If they don't stop clawing and thrashing, then the slug may keep tightening its hold until these movements cease for good.     Hopefully by now you see the danger. An angry piece of sticky paper that responds to threats by suffocation. Add in the fact that it only lets go if the creature caught within stops panicking, and you have the recipe for a deadly encounter. Like I said, Ittan-momen eat bugs, they have no use for a whole corpse. They don't look to kill people or animals, they just have really good defenses and a heavy dose of paranoia. I won't mince words: these things can kill humans. They have killed humans. They can strangle dryads too, though some of us have breathable rinds that can help avoid this fate. These slugs fly about at night, with only a faint light to give them away. Those blundering about in the dark may accidentally collide with one, and the creature will instantly go into defense mode. Human heads are conveniently sized for an Ittan-momen to completely coil around and smother, all while the victim pulls and tears uselessly at its body. The advice is to quit your struggling and relax, so that the slug calms down and releases its grip. This advice is also pretty difficult to follow when you suddenly find your face filled with sticky strands of writhing flesh. Most deaths occur by accident, when someone goes out at night alone and runs into one. Sometimes they can occur in your own home, if you leave the windows open and the Ittan-momen sees a tasty cloud of bugs gathered around your lamps. Victims get too close, either by accident or trying to shoo it away, and the slug retaliates with lethal force. My advice is to travel with a buddy and keep a blade close at hand. Your best chance is to remain calm, but when that obviously fails, your friend will have to cut the thing off your face. Or at least carve yourself a breathing hole. Some locals wear masks when walking at night, to help keep the coiling slug away from their mouth if it tries to latch on. This is a pretty good tactic, but also a good way to scare other people when they see a masked figure lurking in the darkness. You try to avoid becoming the victim in a scary story, but then wind up being the star of another person's tale of horror. And since I have made the noodle comparison and people can't help to ask: no, you can't eat them. They taste awful and their body is like a thin sheet of rubber. And even if they were edible, I wouldn't tell you because that would only encourage people to seek out the flying strangle slug. Chlora Myron Dryad Natural Historian

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“Ittan-momen”

How about another yokai? Felt in the mood for it.

[callmemerry00]

The camaraderie I didn't know I needed lol

[bansheehaunt]

GeGeGe no Kitarō: Yōkai Dai Gekisen (2008) - Nintendo DS

[cuddleslover1738]

gegege no huevos

[random-ykw-facts]

Fact #46

Many Yo-kai came from various design contests and other such things.

The first of these is where Dracunyan and So-Sorree originate from, with them being designed by Yuta Yamamoto and Sakigake Jikumaru respectively.

Horizontail and Sighborg Y come from another one of these contests, designed by Fuka Okawa and Souta Fukushima respectively.

Slippy and Bitter Batter were designed by students of Class 5-2 in Omuta Municipal Ginsui Elementary School. While not a contest, this was broadcasted on Japanese variety show program Kagaijugyō Yōkososenpai.

And finally, a cat Yo-kai with similar design aspects to Tomnyan in Bobnyan also originated from a design contest, though it's hard to know if the inspiration was intentional (I unfortunately can't find the name of the person who designed Bobnyan on the wiki, so if anyone has any idea, please let me know!).

[briefbestiary]

Beware the skies when walking about at night. The ittan-momen is a deadly yokai that flutters in the wind, waiting for vulnerable targets to appear below.

[blueporl]

drew @silverstarsheep's funky yokai watch oc! Raiden is a rude Ittan-gomen/So-Sorree who's gonna FIGHT you, watch out!