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Gonna start using the word man in the traditional sense as in a way to describe all humans so I can use it when arguing why Cass can and should be able to be batman
#dc#dc comics#batman#cassandra cain#its not my fault the english language decided#to use the same term to refer to men and man kind#the english language is a joke
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happy Friday the 13th ☆ ~('▽^人)
#happy b day my fav old men#vincent valentine#ff7#ff7r#final fantasy vii#its nomuras fault lo give him a goggo on dirge cover and then never bring it up again#so im fixing it#its on queueueueu gar is snoooorking
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The Oracle will see you now 🔮✨
#the mechanisms#ulysses dies at dawn#udad#drumbot brian#oracle brian my beloved…#im so normal about him (lying)#i dont normally post art of scantily clad men dont look at m e#my art#also im on my last commission!! maybe its my fault for accepting more than 6 ahah a.. oops… but so close!
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SasuKarin my beloved <3
#my art#naruto#ffreire art#sasuke uchiha#uzumaki karin#sasukarin#so soft#i tried experimenting a little with the painting in this one#this is GAY btw gay sasukarin#i feel like its important to add#with how much my men get mistaken by girls :') its my fault tho
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it is sosososo predictable of me based on my taste in men but rewatching the deadpools ALWAYS has me in a chokehold for colossus every time. grrrrah. big man. HANDSOME. biting my arm. he's like an anti-corruption kink. domestic purification kink. the best of both worlds in that his dong will Demolish you but his attitude is housewife-crafting material !!! i wanna hafta convince him to hand over the dong !!!! want him to bluntly tell me im too tiny !!!! wanna be his corruptive lil gf he has to put in line !!!! MMRRRAOW!!!
#NURSE!!! SEDATE ME!!!#colossus#piotr rasputin#x men#ellie thirsts#listen its not my fault i had a crazy dream abt him this morning i-#//BANG
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john: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up a room. bobby: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.
#allerdrake#john allerdyce#bobby drake#pyro#iceman#x-men#xmen#marvel#allerdrake my beloved#so underrated#guys john was js feeling a little silly that day#its not his fault
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going absolutely insane about this

he has so much adoration in his eyes THAT MAN IS IN LOVE
the writers completely failed when it came to writing his ACTUAL love interest
bro wants to get married and have babies and grandbabies with Erik Lehnsherr
he’s already planned ahead 😨🤯
thank you James Mcavoy for giving us head over heels in love Charles Xavier😌🙏
#for some reason i dont have eriks side of the picture 🤔#if i knew how to properly put thoughts into words and have them make sense i would write an essay about the failure of writing that is moira#my hatred towards her has kind of mellowed i just need to see her as just an independent character that has her own story#specifically one that isnt connected to a man#they just had to age down her other love interest 😾🤨#we could of had sean and moira 😭😭😭#well i guess its charles’s fault for being able to attract anyone#sighh 😔#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#professor x#magneto#wish does not shut up#moira mactaggert#xmcu
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I think rosh chodesh yomtov for women should be brought back
#b) u wanna do orthodox feminist stuff this seems grear#c) yom tov is amazing and i will jump at any vhance for more.#d) this isnt the fault of anyone but ir bugs me that a holiday heavily linked to women is celebrated basically by special torah + prayer#which is sad because its a minor holiday and that could easily become a thing only men are involved in#jumblr#anyway#חודש טוב!#rosh chodesh#queue
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Tus labios rubi
Dos rosas que se abren a mi,
Conquistan mi corazon,
Y solo con
Una cancion.
PATTI LUPONE, Candide
#patti lupone#just step on me miss maam#very poor quality BUT not my fault#those men are so fucking lucky i hate them#also so true of them to sing that#candide 2005#candide in concert#she really awakens the spanish percentage in me (i guess its like 15% cause of grandpa)#we really deserved this in hd anyways#mygifs#stgedit
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Er uhm. do not even look at me rn
#dirkjake#jakedirk#dirk strider#jake english#my art#I blacked out and when i awoke men werekissing its not my fault theyre like this#ALSO Be normal pretty please <3 dont be weird in the tags god bless
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amusing myself with a post-dofp, pre-apocalypse fix-it wherein peter goes back to the x mansion much earlier and gets to help in fixing it up. because, like, as lowkey traumatizing as erik's speech probably was for peter in the moment, i can't imagine he'd want to squander the opportunity to take a look back at these ppeople who had brought him into the fold of this new world they'd introduced him to before anyone else knew about it. i think it's plausible that he didn't go back to the school after that speech because, maybe he wanted to lay low so his little sister and mother wouldn't get dragged into whatever mess he'd been complicit in unleashing on the world. but i don't buy that he wouldn't go back earlier, either, especially with all the time in the world to think [agonize] over these strange people who were like him when he didn't know any mutants before, either.
so! let's say peter goes back to the mansion following erik's news broadcast to keep distance from his family to keep them safe. what next?
well when he gets there, it's obviously a dump compared to what it used to be. charles hasn't bothered to fix it up when he was on a ten year bender and hank was busy keeping charles from self-destructing and logan was there for a day at most
peter, however, is armed with superspeed and is an overzealous teenager who was challenged ("how fast do you really think you can clean all this? what, half a day?" "half a day for one room? you're kidding, man—") and now he has his pride on the line so obviously he commits to clearing out dust to prove he's the best duster to ever step foot in this stupid mansion
and he's maybe, like, halfway through the first room before he's realized what he's been roped into but also he doesn't really care because he's so bored and by now he'd probably have ramsacked a grocery store near home for more food he doesn't need but his heart squeezes a little at thinking like that—thinking about using his powers so openly after seeing this guy threaten to kill the president and now everyone knows about mutants and their only examples are 'terrorist' and 'not terrorist' and he really doesn't want to think about his sweet little sister still small enough to sit in his lap watching him step outside to break the law like that man did and phew why does being associated with this guy he broke out of prison make his chest hurt so much? whatever he'll just ignore that and keep cleaning because if he's cleaning he's not putting his family in danger and who knows maybe other kids will find their way here
and then he imagines little gap-toothed mutants about five or six years old running down the empty halls of this forboding sad mansion and the dark hallways make him feel a little more sick so he runs through and opens every curtain in about two seconds and feels less like throwing up and wow he doesn't think he's ever felt this lopsided in his life
and so peter works through about two floors by the end of the day and crashes in a bed to sleep for five hours before immediately raiding the fridge for about three thousand calories worth of food and makes his way through most of charles' newly restocked perishibles before the man even makes his way into the kitchen looking for some coffee or whatever
and peter isn't really mad but he is feeling a little off-centre about the fact that this was the guy who brought him to the pentagon to break a terrorist out of jail and even though it was really cool and he had so much fun doing it and it was the first time in a while he wasn't bored for an entire day he still feels a bit cheated because he didn't know he was breaking out a terrorist but charles definitely did and he was mad but he kind of didn't care and he left peter with a car to drop off and nothing else even though he dragged peter into this mess and was now pretending nothing happened
so peter leaves the room before charles can blink and spends the next week dodging him and hank is stressed and charles is stressed and the woman from the cia who visits, like, once, can feel it too because peter can tell she's stressed by the look on her face he snags a glance at when he's rooting through her wallet in superspeed and everyone is tense and stressed and peter is kind of regretting this because he could just hide in his basement until he's absolutely sure no one from the pentagon remembers his face and the fbi won't break down his mother's door to take him away from his family
and one night he's really not feeling it so he calls his mom and he doesn't really look at the date but he guesses it's important because the moment the phone picks up and he says "hello?" his mother is just spilling out so many things to him like one secret after the other and peter can usually notice everything because he's always got time to look at the details but everything feels syrupy and goes in one ear and out the other until the next morning when he sits down at the table and is in the same room as charles for the first time in weeks and all he can think is my mom knew someone who could do that
so now he's got this whole mess to think about so he doesn't have any time or energy left to be mad-not-mad at charles and hank which is crazy because he has so much energy all the time and he guesses that the pair of adults are taking their blessings without questioning them because they continue on as normal and peter only gets one day of things being sort of not entirely awful while the news settles in before he opens the door at eleven in the evening and finds magneto from the news on their porch with blood all over his side
and peter kind of blanks out or he stares too long or something because magneto says something and then all of a sudden peter's rushed the two of them down to hank's lab where hank pretends he wasn't listening to black sabbath because he's distinguished or whatever and there's a lot of yelling and panicking and peter stays at the side while charles joins them a few minutes later to talk calmly while everyone yells and eventually no one is yelling and magneto is fixed up and charles is staring and hank is glaring and peter opens his big dumb mouth and trips into the worst situation of his life entirely by accident
which is where he invited magneto to stay until he's feeling better
and everyone looks at him and even he's not sure why he said it because he doesn't know how he feels about magneto because he's been dreaming about having a father for years and years and he always imagined him as a boring old man who wasn't particularly anything special at all and the type of person who would float from city to city just working as a placeholder for a lot of other women instead of specifically screwing over peter's mom
and he didn't think his father would be a terrorist and he doesn't know if he wants to imagine magneto and father in the same sentence but all he's really thinking about is that new animated robin hood thing he saw with his sister and how that marian wondered if robin remembered her and robin wondered if marian remembered him and they were both thinking about each other without knowing it and peter doesn't know if his—magneto—remembered his mother but he can't stop himself from offering anyway
so now after a lot of silent conversation between charles and hank where peter is left out of the loop because his brain makes charles nauseus, magneto is given a room to stay in under the condition he doesn't try to, fucking, blow up the school or whatever the hell he wants to do to make everyone think mutants are evil. peter paraphrases the rules to sound like that in his head because charles is much more formal aloud
and if he thought the stress and regret and everything else that made him want to throw up was bad before, then phew he had no idea what was lying in store with him when it came to magneto because that guy is a perpetual storm cloud over a bright and sunny day no matter what happens, somehow
and peter knows he probably has a tragic backstory because he heard as much from charles late one night when they both couldn't sleep and peter couldn't help but ask what magneto was like when he was younger and charles looked so sad peter almost regretted asking but didn't because curiosity was going to eat him alive before he got a chance to blink
so peter doesn't know all of it but he knows it was bad and magneto is allowed to be upset but also it isn't cool he tried to murder the president and that's the one part that keeps screaming in his head every time he reconciles with the fact that he invited this guy to stay at someone else's mansion when the only reason peter was here was to keep his family and by proxy himself safe from this type of stuff
so he's proven to himself he's the dumbest person alive about three times over and he's still helping with renovations in that stupid mansion and he's wiped at the kitchen table when someone slides a glass of orange juice to him at ten in evening and he looks up and hey it's magneto he knows that guy
and that guy is like, terrifying as fuck so peter kind of chokes on his thanks which makes magneto's eyes look stormy and kind of sad and wow he didn't know that was a thing that could happen he sort of throught terrorists were above feelings especially after attempting to kill presidents
so peter kind of says sorry and magneto says sorry and no one says anything until magneto says its very impressive how much he's been doing to help out around here and peter is like wow really you think so because he still loves praise and people seeing how cool he is and it bugged him the tiniest bit that magneto walked by without saying anything when he broke him out of the pentagon btut he's glad that dusting and sweeping and mopping has impressed this guy so much
and magneto says something about how he's greater than he knows and that his gift is something that no one else possesses or something like that all peter knows is it's verging into territory he doesn't like and he keeps thinking about how much magneto hates humans and he keeps thinking about how his kid sister and mom are humans and he wonders if his dad hated his mom and thats why he left and he zooms upstairs to grab his walkman and put on his headphones before coming back downstairs while magneto's mid sentence to make him go away because peter was here first
magneto kind of blinks and goes blank and peter sort of welcomes it because magneto is frightening when he gets so into this whole mutant supremacy thing he has going on and peter is regretting asking him to come by at all before the guy stiltedly asks what he's listening to, which, like, what?
and peter finds out that magneto has never listened to like, a single band that wasn't playing on a radio he accidentally happened to be in the vicinity of and peter blinks and all of a sudden he's bugging a terrorist who hates humans to listen to his vinyls because he's somehow convinced himself in a moment of hysteria or delusion or psychosis that if he woos magneto with human music he'll decide that he doesn't want every human dead, just the bad ones and peter won't have to try and kill him or something and wow that's a lot to think about because peter doesn't think he'd ever murder someone but his dad murdered a lot of people or tried to and if they're blood related there must be some of that in him or something but thinking about that makes his chest twisty and he's only like eighteen or nineteen so he throws that worry aside but doesn't do too great of a job at it
because he's sitting in his room and they're both listening to queen and peter's mind can't stop going in circles and circles and circles and his mouth is open and he's asking magneto hey do you think you'd kill a human even if you loved them once before he can stop himself and magneto's staring at him and peter's staring at the ceiling and his chest is this tight ball of frizzy hairs of anxiety or something gross that feels like a million pounds
and magneto very slowly says why do you ask before he continues like he's peter and he can't bear to be interrupted and says something or other about how no humans are trustworthy and peter can't shut his dumb mouth so he asks more directly if he's loved a human before
and now magneto's staring and not saying anything and peter's kind of hoping and kind of not hoping that this guy who he's spent the past few weeks bonding with over late nights and vinyls and breakfast-for-dinners will either put the pieces together or say no and prove peter right and peter will make sure he never knows that peter's kid sister and his mother even exist
but magneto surprises him and says he's loved someone once and it would be a lie for him to say he hasn't loved humans when they didn't know what he was and when people found out what he was there was always a problem and that's why humans are a problem
and peter wonders if finding out that someone was pretending to be something theyre not would make magneto as upset as it did humans because he thinks he's going to go insane if he keeps pretending he's not magneto's kid and he's still kind of hoping for magneto to be more outwardly evil about hating his mom and kid sister so peter can just mentally disown him and get this weight off his shoulders
and he keeps waiting and waiting and waiting and magneto doesn't say more and peter doesn't say more but now this thing is sitting in between the two of them and peter's given away more of the game than he wanted on the last day before magneto's supposed to leave because of his fully healed wounds—which he had many of
except when he goes back to down to breakfast the next day he finds a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee and magneto is sitting at the table reading the newspaper that charles somehow gets delivered here and when peter finishes his glass and has four more magneto tells peter to call him erik
so now it's peter charles hank and erik living here and peter waits and waits and erik doesn't leave and they don't talk but he doesn't leave and peter is still waiting for erik to leave when charles wheels in a few days later and says they're going to go look for students and when erik just hums and says he'll come with peter stares and charles stares and hank stares and no one says anything
and then the days pass and they get a longer and longer list of students and peter's run out of places to clean and erik is still here and they don't talk about it but they listen to vinyls and erik is still here
erik is still here and peter is still here and nothing is really fixed but nothing is broken either and peter is content to sit in this space of being and not being until he's sure that there's more erik in magneto than there is magneto
and erik is still here. and peter is glad. secretly
#x men#x men movies#x men days of future past#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#magneto#professor x#peter maximoff#x men imagine#x men headcanons#xmen dofp#dofp#dofp au#fix it au#days of future past au#dad erik lehnsherr#peter maximoff is erik lehnsherr's son#milez writing#hank mccoy#my bad for the long post#but once i started i couldn't stop writing and i think run on sentences fit peter great as a writing style#so if its hard to read then my bad but thats all peters fault for being this imagine's narrator#lmk if you want a fic out of this because i am down to write it#i had so much fun writing just this soooo
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So I’m watching the house of the dragon and I can only say that they’re everything


#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#rhaenicent#THEY’RE MY SWEET BABY ANGELS AND ITS ALL FAULT OF THE MEN#this is for the gals that live for the medieval pining and saphic yearning#hotd season one#fanart#hotd#drawing#myart#digital art#artwork#drawn#art
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something i think about a lot is how despite verge’s perceived immaturity, how despite how childish and detached he portrays himself, he’s never really grown out of that self-sacrificial caretaker, shouldering the weight of it all so those he cares for don’t have to suffer



despite being a relatively new witch (charlotte has been active for at least 200 years, while verge has only been around for about a decade), verge appears to be their main leader. he’s the one sent to capture aria, he’s the one that’s in charge of the demon lord’s remains, he’s the one that leads their rituals and sacrifices, he’s the one behind the main orders everyone instantly knows to pay attention to. charlotte and manon are clearly highly-regarded/highly-ranked in their own right, but they still abide by verge’s orders at the end of the day


again, charlotte has been a witch for much longer than verge. she was his mentor, even. but when the church attacks, verge’s first instinct is to get in front of her. he does the same thing with dante in chapter 79–it’s in his nature to put himself directly in harm’s way to protect others. verge is showy and childish and bratty because it keeps attention on him. it’s exactly what he did as a child, keeping the church’s eyes on him and him alone so none of the kids in his care had to sacrifice themselves in the same way. while i don’t doubt that some of the exorcists he killed were for self-defense, or because they were corrupt in the way his other victims were, i wouldn’t be surprised if it was also just another way to paint a target on his back. no matter what the other witches did, the church would always target him the most for such a crime. verge is a leader, yes, but he leads to keep others safe before all else. a leader will be the one targeted the most, not his subordinates

and we know it works! verge is the only witch the church directly names as a target. yes, they still attack other witches, other sabbaths, but it’s clear that verge is the witch they fear/abhor the most (up until the baba yaga reveal, but even then, he’s the one at the head of her revival). everything verge has ever done has boiled down to his core need to protect and place the burden himself alone
#icarus speaks#priest posting#ask to tag#he was and always has just been that lost child shouldering the weight of it all#and it fucking haunts me#AND ITS ALWAYS THAT DAMN CHURCHS FAULT 😭#vergilius verge mtefil u literally deserve the world i’m sorry i’m so mean to u……..#but maybe u could stand to fix ur taste in men a bit. and by men i mean one man
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Was writing songs for a character that has a bardic background and had a friend look over the bare bones start of one and he said "it's all pretty words but no actual content" and I looked him in the eye and asked him if he just told me I made a pie with no filling
He hit the brakes so hard while laughing he nearly killed us but I will never forgive him for being Geralt at Jaskier for a moment
#writing#the witcher#its not that i dislike jaskier#i just dont like the implications of being jaskier#as a writer#jaskier#anyway he nearly killed us but it was my fault for asking him writing advice while in the vehicle#it really doesnt help that my character is about to basically be jaskier for another character#something somethin emotionally repressed men with their overly jovial companions that force them to communicate their emotions
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started reading cherik fic on ao3 again oh its over for me
#as if its MY fault that they are bookends of the same soul!! bitch!!#.txt#alex talks#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#professor x#magneto#xmen#xmen first class#xmen dofp#xmen 97#x men 97#marvel#james mcavoy#michael fassbender
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i wonder how much time he just spent by himself before Charles came back
imagine the regulars of that park wondering what this old man lost that makes him sit at that chess table all by himself for hours
he likely was staying at an old safe house by himself
he probably didn’t seek out Raven since he did immediately abandon her when she turned human and also she immediately ratted him out to the government (still have no clue why he did that but i’m not gonna get into it rn)
who knows how long it took before the ‘cure’ started wearing off so imagine all the habits Erik built up with his powers now being useless
having to open doors manually
unable to multitask when cooking
not being able to seek out all the metal in a room once he enters it
he can’t feel the electromagnetic waves anymore
it’s likely he slept alone even before Charles died but the other side of the bed feels even colder than it used too
one day he might’ve visited Charles’s grave (he pays respect to Jean and Scott as well)
he leaves a pawn as an offering
when the ‘cure’ did start wearing off would Erik even feel happy about it?
sure being a mutant is a big part of himself but how does that compare to never being able to see Charles again
he probably felt relieved but i just want to make this about cherik
so now imagine the amount of happiness and relief he must have felt when that familiar brush of Charles’s mind appeared one day
Erik probably cried, i need him to be a weepy old man
Magneto, Master of Magnetism needs to bawl his eyes out in joy
i’m gonna say he crumples onto Charles, sobbing into his lap
he’s not even caring about his hips, how are you gonna get up old man 🙁
but uh yeah old man smooches or wateva

he got so happy he brought dragneto back
#i guess my brain couldn’t decide whether i wanted to make this sad or happy#well its the writers fault for making it happy i guess so no angst here 😔#guhh i need more old cherik where they at?#cherik#erik lehnsherr#magneto#charles xavier#professor x#x men#wish does not shut up#xmcu#old cherik#xmen the last stand
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