#its the boys

[yellowistheraddest]

just some silly guys

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

them 🥹

[flattery-suplex]

Finally got around to watching the first episode of Hermitcraft season 10 and

THE NEW HERMITS LETS GOOOOOOOO

[hellowhyareyouhere]

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Free! Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shigino Kisumi/Shiina Asahi, Background Kirishima Ikuya/Tono Hiyori Additional Tags: Established Relationship, PWP, Yeah wow I did that, Morning Sex, Spit As Lube, Rimming, Dirty Talk, lube as lube, Blow Jobs, interruptions, Light Bondage, Sex Toys, Roleplay, Kisumi is a Masochist, you know you were thinking it too, Dom/sub Undertones, Safewords, Swear Words, Revenge Sex, Spanking, Cuddling, Couch Sex, Bubble Bath, Fluff and Smut, Domestic Bliss, Asahi gets dicked Summary:

Asahi and Kisumi decide to spend the day fucking.

 That’s it.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[crabussy]

hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?

[amischiefofmice]

ty, astarion, for failing every fucking arcana check possible here to make this amazing comedy bit

[rockpaperimpala]

With The Boy and the Heron, Miyazaki really said: I accept that my legacy is out of my control, that my children may not be my successors, that this tremendous monument I've built with a lifetime of toil, this fiery blessing that simply fell out of the sky, may not continue without me, In fact, it may crumble to dust, I accept it because my children and their children are alive and well, in this imperfect world, and thats enough. Yes, I accept that this is the end, but God damn, I'll go out with a bang.

[warriorblood1]

im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[danidoodels]

patpatpatpatpatpatpat

[orionsangel86]

I like the new twist on the bury you gays trope

They are still dead, but we unburied them. Their ghosts are now haunting the narrative forever. Yeah they are still being gay and dramatic but they have eternity to figure it out. Literally can not get rid of these gays now. They don't even have bodies to bury. Can't send em to superhell they'll climb right back out.

[mushroom-punk]

laios with a weighted blanket and noise cancelling headphones, REAL

[jay-wasstuff]

The group chat with Wade, Logan and Nicepool

[proxycrit]

LINKTOBER Day 16: Lanayru Wetlands

Rumors have it Zora’s Domain is besieged by caustic rains. As travelers leave Lanayru’s capital in troves, two plucky (or foolish) adventurers swim against the muddy tide in hopes to learn more about the unnatural phenomenon.

Anyways, it’s raining mud? What’s up with that.

(FAMILIAR FAMILIAR AU is a totk what if passion project where zelda does not get sent back in time. Here’s the masterpost!)

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