#its stan

[fennecfiree]

VOTE FUCKING STAN IN @sp-the-list-tournament

HE WAS GOTH THATS SO FUCKING COOL GUYS LOOK HES SO ME

HES THE MOST REAL CHARACTER GUYS COME ON

LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS

HES SUCH A LOSER AND WE LOVE HIM FOR THATY RGITH

FUCKING LOOK.

[wormspoodle]

idk has someone done this yet

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[matthewinatrenchcoat]

Still can't get over the fact that stan canonically wrote fanfics

[flight0fthecrows]

holds them gently

[curesforwritersblock]

there’s probably someone way smarter than me who can explain it better but kendrick lamar’s halftime show was an amazing performance piece that goes beyond a “super bowl halftime show”

the american flag motifs? uncle sam telling him his art is too ghetto and essentially too “black”? praising him for doing a censored disney song instead? AND DOING IT ALL IN FRONT OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES???

and oh yeah he called drake a pedophile in front of the entire nation

[blabberoo]

told myself i'd make a short sketches during my break time.. i made a whole ass comic

[nenoname]

the duality between six shooter and lil stanley still makes me lose it

even stan's drawings of himself being badass are adorable which contrasts with ford's dramatic as hell ones

[twinliches]

my (very white, very middle european, very protestant christian, very sixty-year old) father just dropped an inshallah in casual conversation. without precedent or without any acknowledgement. "inshallah they will send us a new internet router" he said. didn't even stutter. what did he mean by this.

[caninescreations]

FACT: 90% OF SUICIDAL PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES JUST BEFORE THEY HIT IT BIG

KEEP PLAYING

[meaniezucchini]

chilly morning

the sudden ressuresction of the gf fandom really helps to crawl out of my art-block

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[trekkerac]

bugs or what ever

👻💀All Frankenghost drawings💀👻

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[wormspoodle]

thinking about the "a better world" dimension where stan did take the journal

[turtletoria]

they call me the sitter the way i sit on piles of doodles for weeks at a time