#its sooo fucking over dude
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local artist realizes that b/c they never draw characters interacting they cant draw themselves kissing their fave and cries and shits so hard they die of dehydration. more at 11
#spacie spoinks#spriiingtraaaaaappp#huuuuu 💧💧#uuuhuuuh 💧💧uu uuuhuuub💧💧💧😢😢😭😭#heems heems whimpers#starts to crying sobbing#its sooo fucking over dude#there are consequences ta never drawing a specific thing ever b/c you think its too hard#''this is gonna be easy 😎'' 2 howas layter#love loses. love couldnt pull me thru#what the fuck even is the point anymore#kicks a rock
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literally jess, nick, schmidt and winston are all autistic,,, like most autistic flat of all time.
#new girl#rewatching some s2 and dude.... the most autistic flat in the world#also tbh so is coach but idrc abt him too much. i do see cece as allistic tho#god theyre all just soo !!!#like tbh some of the moments are just too much. like my closest friends are two autistic ppl who live together#plus a partner who is also autistic and half lives there#and whenevr im over its just Such a vibe. that tbh is sooo simliar to the new girl apartments vibe#i just... yeah <3#godddd. and like obv nick and jess are sooo autistic forever. but also schmidt if not autistic is def nd. and winstons characterisation#is pretty messy but what they kinda decided on feels autistic. to me.#anyways. just some thoughts and feelings <333 comfort show frfr#god i know chirtmas was actually a few days ago at this point but im still fucking exhasusted from it lmfaooo#mine
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Mitch Anderson | 264/??
#Cyberpunk 2077#Mitch Anderson#Aldecaldos#Screenshot#Virtual Photography#IM SO NORMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL#Ooooh maaalllooooaaarrdddddd#hgfhgezhghuiezhug playing through I'll Fly away always makes me go through so much emotions at once hgfh#it's sooo fucking q____q ougH. ITS SUCH A GOOD LIL QUEST YKNOW#GODDDD....#I love that man so much dude :dontsee:#im hjgfhjghiuezhuighuiezhu hugezhug#dont mind me HUIGHUIEZHUI posting pics OF THE SAME SCEEENE OVER AND OVEEEER THROUGH ALL THOS YEAAARS#q wq .... baby babyyyy babybabybabybay
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dude im being so brave rn
#logbook#cleaning out the fridgeeee lets fucking gooooo. oof.#doing it while the housemates are gone for various reasons but mostly so i can toss out the trash b4 they get back#planning to make my bed. then do plant chores after this.#ive given up on leaving the house this weekend which is fine bc leaving the house really becomes a several hours time.#like living up and out of the city and needing to get to the city on days im off? boo. just let me stay up here.#i got in my old person porch time this morning. played games and experienced the birds at my feet.#the fact that im not hurting so bad today is a win esp since tmrw im back at work and will just be hurting all over again#i'll just plan for errands after work instead and let myself clean the house which has been stressing me out sooo much lol#also i got new sweatpants and they are legit the cosiest ones. they top my other cozy pair. wild.#dude icb its nov. . .so much going on rn im truly distancing myself from all my life shit to clean house. literally.#work has been so shit every fucking day idk if i can do this anymore tbh#anyways no matter. im alive and still existing in case anyone was wondering.#i hope everyone and their plants and creatures are doing ok. mwah.
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this may be my like third ottosuba post in a row but like hear me out okay like theres something about how varied their dynamics are in each if. like its about the inherent tragedy of it all - the "you ruined my life" and "you betrayed me" and "you've hurt everyone around us and theres nothing i can do, so goodbye forever" and "i hope you rot". its the forced subservience that pride otto and wrath otto have to have, except wrath otto breaks free of it and indulges in just stabbing subaru, knowing subaru's going to die anyway. pride otto serves subaru, knowing he's marching towards his grave, knowing he's aiding subaru in all his crimes, knowing he doesn't have the energy to care anymore. greed otto has watched subaru manipulate everyone around them and he's had enough - they were almost friends, and otto WANTED to be friends, wanted to BELIEVE they were friends, but it was never the case. and so he leaves behind the first person he ever considered a friend, along with the camp he could've befriended too. and then theres gluttony otto - an otto whos become friends with subaru, an otto that has subaru as his closest friend, an otto whos found community in the emilia camp and has garfiel as his younger brother and cares about all these people so much. and then subaru destroys all of them, and it's just otto and garfiel left until subaru destroys garfiel too along with ottos younger brother regin, meaning subaru killed two of ottos brothers in one fell swoop. subarus this twisted version of himself now, claiming that he destroyed priestella and so much of the people within it so he could get to OTTO. it's like rubbing salt in the wound - in some fucked up way, otto is now the biggest priority in subarus life. like most people in the if routes, otto gets crushed just like any other victim of subarus plans and decisions, but in gluttony if he still decides to keep his bravado and anger and his last words are LITERALLY "eat shit, you phony". he damn well knows theres no hope for him and he still decides to go out fighting. ottosuba in each if really is just. theres a violence to it - and not just literal violence, i mean as in gluttony if subaru considers otto a threat, and otto is also someone who has a lot of memories specific to him about subaru. pride subaru is basically otto's second "master". otto steals power away from wrath subaru by helping in taking him down. otto completely disregards greed subaru and avoids the same fate as the rest of emilia camp by REJECTING subaru when the whole point was subaru being GREEDY. subaru couldnt keep otto with him, while otto managed to break free of subaru.
it's about the power dynamics of it all - especially when BOTH of them are capable of the same manipulation and mind games.
#I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ON THEM OKAY. PLS. THEY HAVE SUCH DIVERSE DYNAMICS ACROSS EACH IF.#rezero#natsuki subaru#otto suwen#ottosuba#extremely feral over them. i think its like whats interesting about their dynamic is that theyre on more equal ground compared to other#interesting important dynamics in rezero ifs. like theres emisuba and reinsuba for example.#like otto is a mostly normal dude by fantasy world standards. and subaru is of course also just a normal guy until subaru goes on to#commit atrocities and he ruins ottos life in the process. they are so weirdly entangled with each other in these ifs.#theyre similar too..... just. smth about their power dynamics has me Thinking fr. esp when its not depicted that much in fandom content T^T#i love them fr. theyre both fucking insane. i want to see them make each other worse.#pride if#wrath if#greed if#gluttony if#uhhh rezero if spoilers...#otto just goes fuck you (derogatory) to subaru in all four of these ifs. king shit. you tell him otto.#ottosuba just seem sooo normal until they go on to be partners in crime with and against each other
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why are men literally the fucking worst
#theres a guy in one of my uni friend groups who has a crush on my friend also from the friend group#and she feels so so uncomfortable plus she hasnt done ANYTHING thatd give a hint that she likes him back. bc she doesnt#and now she doesnt feel ok around because hes so attached to her and so so needy and its like. well. way to fuck it up dude. fuck you#he has been acting so strange lately and not in a good way. strange awkward and needy and like. possesive.#her and i also have another friendgroup where frankly i feel much better with and she does too. and its like. well the guy is always like#butting in but now really being part of anything? like its not like he comes over to the grouo to be with all of us hes just sort of . there#talking only to her or sometimes me but its like not nice its weird and annoying#ALSO HES SO PATRONIZING TOWARDS HER ITS AWFUL#AND hes like. a bit older.... where its not like. the weirdest age gap i dont think so. but it IS a bit weird considering some of the things#he has said. like the other day he made a comment about how my friend 'well shes so young like people her age sometimes dont get [x]' like?#if you think she is SOOO young and SOOO out of touch with people your age well why the fuck are you asking others if you have a chance w her#get away from her really#sidenote: today she was telling me and a different friend about this problem and my other friend said it was really uncomfortable and bad +#that he used to think the guy had a thing for ME BEFORE??? and i dont know if he also thought -i- had a thing for him but please god no.#even the hypothetical made me feel super uncomfortable. also i used to feel like that a bit like he might like me and it was bad and gross#so i dropped a comment that let him believe i was a lesbian i think? also got much colder towards him . like. thats what you get fucker#about the lesbian thing i meant that he told me about a friend of his that had it hard coming out as a lesbian and i said like oh yeah being#like that was hard for me also. finding out i was not straight was tough etc .#dont remember if i said the word lesbian i dont think so but i did say i like girls and i didnt mention boys at all so i hoped itd be enough#also people dont really -get- what being asexuas means + didnt want to tell him im ace + techically i Can like boys bc romantic attraction#is undefined to me but i was definetely not going to tell him that bc 1. im much more prone to like a girl and 2. not trying to get his hope#up.#so anyway it was gross to realize other people saw it too so i mightve actually not been insane to think he had a crush on me but it was bad#and also. i really need for my friend to be comfortable in class so i might have to kill him who knows. well see#spikeposting#personal
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my future verse aokaga fics are so heart-wrenching i HAVE to post them
#girl what do you MEAN by “it's strange to love taiga with restraint but if that's what he needs; then he will” SHUT UP????#it's a comma not a semicolon but tags. you get it#also:#for all that it could mean; he looks over with a gentle expression at the only person that would change his mind about it. “would you?”#girl. im going to throw up. thats. its. oh my god#duuuude. dude.#future kagami fucks though he's sooooo :)#when he's out of bball too he's sooo incredibly :)
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listening to photograph (not the nickleback one) and rocking back and fourth, frantically pacing
#totally sooo normal abt it yeah lol#no no its fine you know#only. cowrote it with george in the south of fucking france#normal as hell often actually!#and dont even get me STARTED on how the song has chanhed over time holy fuck dude????? dude. anyways im normal#bugs#personal#mine
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like youve been saying the fucking Omg just vote blue and the democrat fairy godmother will solve everything! for fucking years and it hasnt fucking worked and youre still like omg its bc we didnt believe in the spirit of democracy hard enough! like idfk man i feel like at this point maybe we can just throw a grenade into congress i feel like thatll be a bit more fucking productive
#this isnt fucking tinkerbell dude oh my god. you cant just be like you can do it democratic process!!! you can do it!!! you need to tear it#down and fucking start over. Ugh#vote blue no matter who is literally thoughts and prayers but for libs like its fucking meaningless. it isnt an actionable#phrase it doesnt accomplish fucking anything#i was gonna say sry for being pissed off but im literally fucking not bc these people will literally plug their ears and go lalala the#second youre like Didnt we vote blue no matter who last year and then abortion rights got repealed and kids are still in cages#its literally just like. when its a blue president you feel like you dont have to think abt the awful shit hes doing#i literally remember when genocide joe got fucking elected all the tweets like finally i dont have to care about politics anymore#and even back then ppl were like No you still fucking do what the fuck are you talking about#type of cunts to be like but obamas presidency was sooo much better bc i didnt haveto worry about what he was doing#im sry that youre fucking stupid enough to think that if a president is a democrat you dont have to pay attention to their fucking war crim#but i think you can never trust a president. you should always remain vigilant bc every single fucking president since this goddamn country#was founded has been doing this shit. you are absolutely fucking selfish if youre like oh this ones blue <3 now i can just put my blindfold#on and pat myself on the back for voting for the blue president. fucking whatever. anyways
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at a fucking standstill rn im so tired like i need a energy drink that i dont have LMFAO
#— rambles with cadie#dude its sooo stupid we’re fucking backed up bcus ppl are so curious at looking at the police pulled over on the shoulder#JUST FUCKING DRIVEEEE stop being so fucking noisy and get going or i will start crying and screaming and sleeping
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oh so you wanna fuck that monster huh. make sexy art of them without giving them muscles and/or making them look human
#spacie spoinks#this doesnt apply 2 monsters that are already humanoid#also its just a personal thing but muscles on male characters largely turn me off#hjdfkjsdf LIKE WHY IS STILL THE ONLY 'SEXY' MALE FORM IN FANDOM MUSCULAR AND/OR SKINNY#IM SOOO TIRED#yall be giving muscles 2 muh fuckers who DO NOT NEED THEM SHITS#IF YOU NEED 2 HUMANIZE A MONSTER IN ORDER 2 FUCK IT..............YOU AINT A MONSTERFUCKER DAWG................#''wow this character is really sexy 2 me b/c of how human it looks now!!''#you'll see the original design be some hulking beast who's shape isnt humanoid in the slightest and then some guy#will come along and be like ''hahaha yeah i wanna fuck this thing'' and then take the characters head and put it on a muscular human body#what is the point dawg.#this can also apply 2 robots#i dont caaareee if you have a humanoid design for 'x' robot/monster character#the problem is when you just. take a stereotypically attractive human body slap the character's head on here and then go crazy over that#and like the original character design does nothing for you.#dude. you dont want 2 fuck these characters you want 2 fuck a human wearing an object/animal head 😭#true monster/robotfuckers want that thang in its canon form. you cant ride w/us if you're like that dawg#dont mind me this is just a pet peeve i have#its even worse when its female characters oh my godddd#these muh fuckers dont want 2 fuck monsters they wanna fuck a human woman cosplaying as one#good LORD
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im sorry chilled is another mcc ????? why tf am i just finding this out now. im going to lose my actual shit. god bless the gods who decided to make it easy to accidentally sign up. god Bless them
#astro talks#chilledchaos#ahhh !!!!!!#hands are flapping hissing is happening#holy fucking shitttt#i was sooo sure he would never be in another one agina bc of how insane it was last time#dude i am still not over the last time even to its been Months#i rewatch that fkkn practise session adn the main event. from lots of povs. literally oh my goddddd#this is irl ?? dude idek how that works. i Dont go here. except for when i do#dudeeee. this is soooo. oh my godddd.#also shubble !! and elaina ! and itllbe fun with fbm he seems chill#dudeee. also steve ?? hello ?? so fun so good#guys i... he just mentioned it casually half an hour itno his latest first class trouble vid.... dude. when i say i was caught off guard !#i mean it... dude im so excited holy shit... he porbs ont do another training session :/ which is a shame but still omfg#also he doesnt play with eiteher shubble or elaina much atm so that in itself will be niceee
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My favorite part of being into stuff is that i bring things to my sister and we like things together so a lot of content i like i send to her, so she has a lot of in jokes from here in her hands bc i send jokes and things from my mutuals to her.
#i just sent her a fanfic recommendation for zutara thats going to kick her pussy in and its sooooo freeing and nice#shes spent her whole life being the good responsible kid for everyone#and ive been the youngest who didnt have to do it so i was a weird kid and she was a cool kid and my brother was funny and thats#like where we lie#but she was cool bc she made the choices to do those things she did as part of her ide tity and bc she felt like she needed to be that#and now shes just an adult taking care of herself and i come over sooo much and bring her things she likes and can enjoy#and relate to her and deliver so many things that are unabashedly cringe but now she doesnt have to be what she wss before#so now she just openly enjoys things#its craaaazy to me that being a kid really does suck that much and that being an afult and just liking things bc you like them is so much#easier now#like if someone makes fun of me as an adult im like 🤨🤨🤨 what the fuck are you even saying dude#like we were sooooo humiliated by so many things as kids that there was no reason to be embarrassed about....#thank god were adults now#anyways ive spoken to my sister at length about aizawa and ryuji
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the population density of ireland is straight up so low its crazy i always forget how sparse it is. and people are so anti immigration. bro we NEED PEOPLE the cities are TOO SMALL AND CRUMMY DONT YOU WANT MORE PEOPLE. ITS SO SMALL. WHAT ABOUT BETTER FOOD HOW ABOUT THAT. COME ON.
#dublin is sooo expenisive rn but i really miss big cities idk where to go to relieve that urge#cause like im missing fucking tokyo. i cant just zip over there for a week. or new york. and i dont like london much sooo..#wasnt implying dublin is a big city its not at all it just 2 hours away u kno its close#i have small country fever or whatever. need to go somewhere with a fucking subway dude#or maybe i just need to go somwwhere w lots of cool trains in general hmm#travel is ahuman right dude
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OKAY
pick your shadow milk !?
@shaadowmilkcookie *takes your smilk and admires it
#ANCKKDMSZVSVVD#punched the air. i’m sorry air#SBDFCKFKKDNSNSX???????#HHHH MY GOD#KICKIN G SCREAMING CRYING WAILING#OHHH. MY GOD#anytime i try to say something coherent i close the tab window and look at the art again and start screaming once mode#/VERY VERY VERY VERY POS.#OHHHHHHHHHHCMY GOD#THIS IS THE BEST THING I COULDve wokEN UP TO#HELLO????#plsss PLSSS PLS PLS PLS HE LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD????????#DUDE#andnkasbdvdvs#feeling sooo so very normal about this (obvious lie) (clenching fists so hard my veins pop out)#ohhhh god this is INCREDIBLE!!!!!! the expression on the Evil One. IS SOOO SO SO INSANELY GOOD!!! so intense#SO PERFECTLY DONE#and the way uve done the hat-Eyes aahhh AAHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭 ITS SO GOOD#oh my gauaddd my little pre-corruption pretty boyyy 😭😭💖💖💖💖 andlsnnbdd!!!!! shskslfnfbdbebdfbfbfb!!!!!!!!!!!! OUGGHHG#clutches chest. falls to ground. i’ve been mortally wounded… change the world…… my final message…….#crying. crode. i crode all over the place!!!#SORRYDJSKCNGF I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SOOOO MUCH U DONT UNDERSTANDSHSJSF 😭😭😭 THANK U SO MUCH#shadow milk cookie
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May I request a smoll eyeless jack x f reader nsfw story? Or headcanons?
eyeless jack x fem reader NSFW hcs
cw: 18+ content, medical kink, breeding kink, biting, blood, kinda disrespecting boundaries?? kinda not??, afab fem aligned reader
a/n: hey let’s all ignore my wildly different formatting for each post until i figure out wtf i’m doing lmfao. i decided to do hcs for this since i enjoy rambling and i have a couple fics already lined up and those take significantly longer for me to write!! i hope that’s okay anon, i just want to get more stuff posted :) also i threw a bunch of random ideas together for this so if you’d like anything else more specific please req again!
sooo we all know eyeless jack is a demon, right? to say dude is into some freaky shit would be an understatement.
- jack has a higher sex drive than most due to his demon tendencies. pair that with the rush he gets after a good evening of organ harvesting and you’re in for a Very Long Night. his stamina is also no joke.
- wear a short skirt? it’s getting cut off with his scalpel. accidentally slice your finger while chopping vegetables? well you better turn off the stove because he’s bending you over it. he senses you’re ovulating? he’s fucking you twice as much.
- if you’re into medical play and getting cut up with surgery tools he will be over the moon.
- if not, you’re gonna have to have a sit down talk with jack. he will do his best, but he can end up viewing you as just a lowly human at times. you’re gonna have to put your foot down sternly to fully gain his respect. he cares about your boundaries (somewhat), it just takes a minute to get through to his human side.
- on that note, don’t even dream of dominating him. he’ll laugh in your face and restrain you if the idea even crosses your mind. the thought of a weaker being telling him what to do during sex is comical to jack. he might let you ride him if he’s feeling lazy, but his clawed hands will be gripped around your waist as a silent reminder of who’s in charge.
- he’s into degradation. not the typical “you’re a whore” shit. no, this guy will take every chance to remind you that you’re just a fragile little human that’s only breathing because he lets you. if you feed into his ego, jack will reward you with his face between your thighs for hours.
- ooh let me take a moment to talk about this monster’s tongue. godly is an ironic term to describe anything involving jack but it’s the only fitting word. it’s long, slightly textured, quick and strong. he looooves to edge you until you inevitably break and the only words you can form are broken pleas. you’re gonna have to pry him off of you during your periods. he’s a little nasty
- jack will pretty much refuse to cum anywhere that isn’t inside you or your mouth. during sex, he tends to fully give into his animalistic demon qualities. meaning the only thing running through his mind is ‘breed, breed, breed.’
- big corruption kink. like MASSIVE. i think all the pastas have some form of corruption kink, but obviously the whole demon thing brings it to a new level. if you were a virgin when you met him, he’s gonna have to physically restrain himself from pouncing on you the second its brought up in conversation.
- let’s talk about positions. jack’s not really picky as long as he’s fucking your brains out but he does have a few favorites. mating press is almost always a winner since it feeds into his need to breed (i crack myself up). missionary is a classic that ensures he can have complete control. jack is also a fan of fucking on operating tables???? don’t ask me ask him, he’s odd. his least favorites involve 69, cowgirl, or pretty much anything that involves you on top of him. he doesn’t really get tired so doing all the work doesn’t bother him.
- will 100% spit in your mouth and he doesn’t care if you think it’s gross. get used to it sorry. if you’re into it then you’ve won.
- probably will throw a tantrum if he finds out you masturbated without him. he’s given you so much special attention and you still want more? well. he’s gonna fuck you so hard that you’ll be too sore to even think about touching yourself. i’m praying for you girl good luck.
- LOVES TO BITE ON YOUR CHEST AND NECK. i cannot stress this enough. and he WILL draw blood, i mean his mouth is full of sharp teeth so it’s basically a given. bro will be fucking you and straight up take a drink break FROM YOUR THROAT. be prepared to never show your neck or cleavage in public ever again. unless you’re into that. then you go girl, we’re all cheering for you.
- jack thinks it’s hilarious to say terrifying unsexy shit during sex. “i can’t wait to cut you open and eat those delicious kidneys that belong to me….” you just look at him with your mouth open. you’d be better off ignoring his annoying ass he (probably) doesn’t mean it.
#eyeless jack#eyeless jack x reader#eyeless jack x you#eyeless jack x y/n#eyeless jack smut#creepypasta smut#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta x female reader#creepypasta x reader#celia reqs#eyeless jack headcanon#i refuse to abbreviate creepypasta yall are crazy for that
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