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boycritter · 1 month ago

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between using an adblocker and not using tiktok i know so little about what is going on in the world

#boycritter et al #not like major world events and stuff #but like. trends. what shows/movies are coming out.#its so bizzare #having immigrant parents does not help this

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relaxxattack · 1 year ago

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it's kind of mind blowing to me that gay marriage was legalized only a year before trump was elected

#like those two events seem so far apart. it feels like weve been able to get married for ages and trump is recent history #but no. marriage has only been legal for us for like. 8 years #8 fucking years #there are people celebrating their 50th marriage anniversaries and gay people could only start getting married 8 years ago #its kind of fucked up #it feels like it should have been legal for much longer #and it feels like we as a generation just sort of forgot how much people had to fucking fight to even get married at all #its so bizzare

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spinelikericekrispy · 1 year ago

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as a midwestern sometimes you just Know its gonna rain soon. the info is airdropped into your brain

#its so bizzare #krispy clears out drafts

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delicourse · 2 years ago

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lesbian pride moment 😳🌸

#jolyne cujoh #hermes costello #stone ocean #jjba #jojo's bizzare adventure #deliart #jolymes #i didnt make it in time for pride month. its 3 in the morning #but some for some time zones im just in time<3 #focus here was GREEN i just wanted to work with lots of green colors #bc i never do and i need to improve at that #we ended up with neons tho still sorry #also the background was fully rendered so much details n stuff but u cant see it hehe bc i blurred it #that was what most of my time was spent on . btw #anyway. hope u all enjoy the dresses lol #might go back and fix some stuff tho bc i drew this in like 3 days from lineart onward #so i havent been able to rest my eyes inbetween. so ill probably find something i wanna fix later

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flwrkid14 · 5 months ago

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The Tim Drake Heartthrob Conspiracy – Part 2: A Heartthrob with Loser Rizz

So, Tim Drake is Gotham’s newest heartthrob. Cool, right? Except, well… there’s one tiny problem.

For all the brooding good looks, the sharp jawline, and that mysterious allure that has Gotham swooning, Tim Drake has absolutely no game. Like, zero. Nada. It’s a full-blown mystery how this man, who looks like he belongs on magazine covers, can be such a disaster in the romance department.

It all started with his date after that iconic moment when he rolled into the Batcave in that tailored suit. Everyone expected the night to go smoothly. It was Tim, after all—Mr. CEO, Mr. I-Can-Run-A-Multi-Billion-Dollar-Company. Surely, that would translate to his love life, right?

Wrong.

The next morning, Dick was the first to catch Tim yawning over his third cup of coffee. “Rough night?” he asked with a knowing smirk.

Tim just groaned, “I fell asleep on the rollercoaster.”

Dick blinked. “Wait, you fell asleep? On the rollercoaster?”

Tim sighed, rubbing his eyes. “I hadn’t slept in two days, and it was… kinda relaxing? The adrenaline and all.”

And that was just the beginning.

Steph found out later that Tim had somehow managed to spill soda on his date twice—once while trying to explain a complicated merger (because who doesn’t love business talk on a date?) and then again when he tripped over his own chair. By the end of the night, his date probably thought she was being pranked.

Cass, being Cass, summed it up perfectly: “Tim is Gotham’s biggest heartthrob, but he’s also Gotham’s most awkward date.”

Jason, of course, had to weigh in. “This is the same guy who walked into a glass door because he was distracted by a text.”

Let’s not forget the infamous “flower shop incident.” Tim, trying to be romantic, went to pick up flowers before another date, but things quickly went south. How? Well, let’s just say, when you knock over five vases, trip into a display of roses, and end up covered in petals, it’s hard to look suave.

By the time the Batfam heard about that little misadventure, Damian had had enough. “Drake, how is it that you have the charisma of a plank of wood?”

Still, Tim doesn’t mean to be such a disaster. It’s just, well, life seems to have it out for him when he’s trying to impress someone. He once spent an entire dinner talking about the intricacies of encryption algorithms—his date didn’t even make it to dessert. And don’t even mention the time he thought bringing homemade spreadsheets to a movie date would be cute. (Spoiler: It wasn’t.)

Yet, somehow, despite all of this, the mystery of Tim Drake continues to deepen. People are still thirsting after him. The forums are still buzzing with talk of his “quiet charm” and “endearing quirks.” Even his awkward moments somehow manage to add to his appeal, giving him this relatable, down-to-earth vibe that no one in Gotham can seem to resist.

And so, the Batfamily remains baffled. Tim may be Gotham’s biggest heartthrob, but when it comes to actual dating?

He’s a disaster wrapped in a perfectly tailored suit.

#tim drake #batfam #tim is gothams biggest heartthrob but also the biggest date disaster #somehow he keep pulling baddies despite having no rizz and a reputation for awkward dates #the bats are baffled #they wonder how this guy is still getting dates???#being a disaster just makes him more wanted #everyone makes their own version of a game 'what would happen if i went on a date with tim drake'#where they try to create the most bizzare scenarios of tim drake on a date and who ever has the craziest or most awkward scenario wins #i'll never be over the fact that he once fell asleep on a rollercoaster during a date #tim is so wanted by everyone bcs they all want to experience on of his infamous dates for themselves #they dont believe it could be that bad right?#they're all wrong #it is that bad #but its okay he makes up for it with endearing apologies and thoughtful gifts for the inconvenience #it just makes him more desirable honestly

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sometimesanequine · 13 days ago

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they should make a body that doesnt try to kill you if you go on a little walk

#this doesn't always happen its just decided on anarchy today #even though i haven't done anything that usually triggers this #i need my walkies but sitting on the porch will have to suffice for the rest of the week i reckon #and in truth it was an incredibly small walk. about an american city blocks length #alas. bed bound until it stops #not a horse #whatever you do dont pick up an auto immune thing it will change you in unfortunate ways #stay healthy so you can go outside and go for fun little jaunts #still bizzare to me that i probably wouldnt have ended up so sick if what i have was known 7 years ago #instead i just started dying yknow?

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maiaczy · 1 year ago

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