TERFS NOT WELCOME. FUCK OFF. 🍉🍉FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA 🍉🍉-if i ever try to organize this blog take me out back & shoot me. it would be more mercifulthings tend to get political; i live on Earth its kind of a requirement my name is krispy my pronouns are they/she and i am a lesbian!! transexual as in gender is a pink squish ball i popped on accident 💥 my pfp and banner are usually animals <3@ me if you want an image id done i do them sometimes- icon id: a picture of a polar bear peaking out of a hole in snow, with a blue bottom caption saying “Bonjour”banner id: an image of a panda sitting with its back facing the camera semi-angrilyily @snek-amiga
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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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I am still fucking losing it at this tweet
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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.
Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.
Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.
Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN WICKED BUT I SAW A PICTURE OF THIS GUY AND IMMEDIATELY RUSHED TO MAKE THIS
HAS THIS ONE BEEN DONE YET
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hellllll yeah almost at 100 soups this year
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If I need a gun, I’ll take one.
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ceo of united healthcare i hope you die I hope you die I hope you die screaming and soaked in piss I hope you step on a lego I truly wish you the most pain it is possible to survive at irregular intervals to prevent numbness or getting used to it
i need to replace my iud and I'm going to commit a felony murder or arson
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Gee, if only Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg had made a blockbuster movie about how this was a bad idea.
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