#its so bad its not even funny anymore
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devotedlystrangewizard · 2 years ago
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"final fantasy can fix me final fantasy can fix me final fantasy can fix me fi-" "connection: poor"
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ratbugs · 5 months ago
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not to brag but I actually have THE CUTEST SPIDER BABY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD and it’s true it’s true it’s true
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Sweet baby Boots 🥾 , she’s perfectly bite sized and so polite 🐜🥕
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eloiscbridgerton · 1 month ago
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not to be a homosexual on the dashboard but GOD.... eloise's neck..... adhhakhdahwfahsfggnaxbgyhgeb
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eatingoutmen · 2 months ago
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i need to give John Constantine the most DEVIOUS and BED FRAME BREAKING backshots ever till he sees God himself🙏🙏 There’s not enough fanfics of Keanu!John Constantine bro… I’m so close to writing one myself where I pound that mf so hard that he sees heaven… Keanu Reeves is fine as fuck playing as him🤭
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volivolition · 1 month ago
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DAY 4: DRAMA - Put on your prettiest face for the masses!
gonna start adding silly captions actually. [POINTS ACCUSINGLY] MELTY FUCK (AFFECTIONATE)!!
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milkbreadtoast · 4 months ago
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TWSB fandom has been so blessed... 창대님 (webtoon s2 artist) is our new savior... THEY SHARED THEIR CHARACTER DESIGN SHEETS...🥹🥹😭❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😫😫😫🔥🔥🔥🔥
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(a lot more in the link!!! oomf told me not to look cuz of spoilers so they sent me these directly lsjdksk)
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scaredstupid · 2 months ago
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terrible news everybody! i think i'm going to love that guy forever
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g3arbr3aker · 6 months ago
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CHARLES LECLERC CAN YOU FIGHT
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CAN YOU FIGHT CHARLES LECLERC.
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triglycercule · 29 days ago
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killer eating food in front of horror as a way to taunt him. duuuude do you see this delectable parfait he has in his hands right now. he just put a spoonful in his mouth. horror is scratching at his own arms right now (trying not to jump this bitchass). killer can't even taste it LMAOOO another bite ‼️ imagine not being able to eat food 🤣🤣🤣 killer can't even taste it and enjoy the food but horror can't even EAT food
then horror grabs the parfait glass out of his hands and oh killer you should probably teleport away before horror does to you what undyne did to his eye
#this SOUNDS mean but this is actually just their daily behavior. average horrorkiller interaction#the nice version of this is that killer eats the foods in place of horror#horror cant eat anymore but at least he gets to see someone else he doesnt mind eat. which is ok for now#however that's only a pipe dream for now we get horrorkiller mauling at eachother like rabid animals#something i like about horrorkiller is that they are NOT evenly matched at all#in kist i feel like dust could win if he gives like 400% but with horrorkiller????#NO DAMN WAY‼️💀 horror gives 400% and then killer just knocks him over again like a badly balanced figure#horror's strong but hes not strong enough to do anything to killer that he wont allow#which is just so funny. horror could have his original eye back and be at full power and killer just pins him down again#also people think that horror would hate killer for what he did in smthnew but it lowkey could be equal#like horror's rambling to killer about all the bullshit that happened in horrortale with queen undick and alphys the betrayer bitch#and then he gets to the part where he tricked snowdin into eating humans#and OBVIOUSLY horror's lying and trying to make himself seem innocent but killer's smarter than that#and after all that horror's just given this quick and barely discernable glance of contempt from killer#like MAN killing everyone is one thing but forcing them to eat humans?? that shit was so bad it made killer FEEL in stage 2 💀#it stings. horror doesnt wanna admit it (because WHY WOULD HE CARE ABOUT KILLERS OPINION!!!) but he's lowkey piiiiissed#its a mood swing but not one of those agressive loud violent ones. nah. horror ghosts killer#not that killer tries to get him to talk to him. he doesnt care enough. plus hes an eeeensy bit mad at horror too for what he did#i WOULD say horror gets over it but from what horrortale's shown he can hold 7 year long grudges. so erm#and thats why horrorkiller woukd never happen everyone! alright thanks for watching that's a wrap#you will never catch me talking about horrorkiller in a romantic way horror is an ARO man!!! he doesnt feel romantic attraction dare i say#and he'd rather die than be attracted to killer in any way anyways. and killer's just there. unlabelled uncaring unknowing king#killer doesn't have a stable sense of identity that just makes it even easier to slap a big ol HE DOES NOT CARE on his forehead#tricule rant#killer sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#horrorkiller
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ib3li3v3you · 4 months ago
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Pls tell me in not the only one that kept getting sidetracked from the actual plot bcos Jacob looked so fucking hot the entire time
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haasdilfs · 4 months ago
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never getting over this picture of them actually, the way jenson looks at him like… I’M GOING INSANEE😭
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fraternum-momentum · 9 months ago
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plantwreastler · 10 months ago
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Older bf könig
(Very much older were talking 40-50 and 20s, fem reader, nsfw)
Older bf könig: who would throw out all sorts of sex toys or just put Them out of your reach, call him Old fashioned but he wants to be the only thing pleasureing you, showing you how a real man fucks you and not some scrawny College teen, his head rolled back against the pillow as his hand lazily guide your hip, his other hand over his eyes as he groans
I feel like he would be so much more gentle with you than any other person especially doing intimacy because of the undeniable size difference between the two of you
Older bf könig: who would guide you thru everything especially if your a Virgin, taking his sweet time getting you relaxed, and loosend up using toung and fingers before he gives you the night of your life
Older bf könig: who feels that hes in charge because he has Way more expirience under his belt than you, and he’s not shy to brag about how much experience he has either
Older bf könig: who’s no less than a gentleman weather its Holding the door, massaging your sore and aching feet after wearing heels all Day, cooking, buying flowers you name it
And honestly I feel like he’s the type to cook for you almost every night as well, because his little doll deserves the best <3
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(I took inspo from another creator, but cant remember their acc name if u find em please tag Them so i Can credit!! <3 )
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ghostroachtruther · 11 months ago
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i love happily ever after ghostroach where they get married and die of old age in their shared house together
but at the same time, doomed by the narrative ghostroach hurts so good 💔
they were made to be together, made to love each other, a perfect match for the other, but they cannot be together. they will never find happiness in each other, it will always be taken away from them.
because thats how they were written, they will only ever be happy in the others arms, they can only ever breathe fully when the other rests their head on their chest, and they can only show who they truly are when they are alone with their other half,
but they will never get it. its like a cruel joke set up by those that wrote them, they will never let them rest in one another, atleast not for long.
in every timeline, every universe, every world, they were meant to be, they were meant to love, and they were meant to be torn apart.
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niinnyu · 5 months ago
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Gege's payoff followed by setup problem, and why Shibuya Arc is still their finest writing.
Gege's writing structure has become so reliant on catching the readers by surprise that they just won't tell anything to the reader. Going into Gojo vs sukuna and the fight fest it's been since, readers have no clue of if there was any strategic/tactical planning happening (outside of Yuuji training with Kusakabe which is sloowwly coming back to the limelight).
The current buildup by adding emphasis to Sukuna and Yuuji and their dynamic, Yuuji's rage and loneliness and loss, only to bring in a Gojo-Yuuta vs Sukuna part 2 electric boogaloo. Which imo is another fight that has no interesting overarching commentary/themes outside of being the promised shounen strong vs strong fight, in a power system already criticised by both sides for being flawed.
It feels like Gege uses shock value and people eating absolutely anything up if it's about their fav, to bypass any meaningful setup.
The reason why Shibuya had the effect of absolute gutwrenching loss and defeat, is because it was setup so deliciously done. We'd seen the villains literally experiment their ideas with the veils on our heroes with the sister-school event, we've seen them talk about their plan with a lot of details, and how eventually they tweaked it to work better with their new knowledge.
We've seen that the mastermind might be someone from Gojo's past since they talk about how they cant be seen by Gojo, then you have jjk0 which shows the rift and the death of that someone (intrugue! Theyre still alive?? They're still on the bad side with that ending??) , following which you have Hidden Inventory where you see the bond and what caused the rift.
And ONLY THEN do you have everything fall into place when Kenjaku appears and Gojo is tricked because you were tricked alongside Gojo even tho as the reader almost everything was right in plain sight with just the lack of some context. Even the inconsistencies between Suguru's and now revealed Kenjaku's behaviour makes sense.
Althought the setup happened rather non-linearly, all of it was still always before the payoff. And boy, does it pay off.
And when things didn't go according to the villains' well thought out plans, it was still just such a seen yet unforeseen turn of events. We didn't know Yuuji would be fed so many of Sukuna's fingers that Sukuna would take over, but Sukuna taking over was an underlying threat that has been constant throughout the story and it just so happened to take place then).
Everything since the culling games has felt like things just happening one after the other. Short term goals that our protagonists had to complete since no one knew what was even happening. An entire year's worth of chapters of not seeing our protagonists and following new people who didn't/haven't yet done anything to truly warrant that much undivided paneltime. Anyone remember the US gov subplot? Did i dream that?
The last genuinely set up but still pretty shocking event was Sukuna using their binding vow and taking over Yuuji's body only to then take over Megumi's. We knew he wanted Megumi's power and the binding vow was another underlying threat since Yuuji's first death that was waiting to happen. Abrupt? Yes. But it was something hinted happening.
By no means am I saying that the reader should be told everything, that's not how writing works, but have enough at least fall into place when things are revealed instead of showing the puzzle completed then picking out puzzle pieces to show it individually and putting them back. A couple of panels where a character says something vague where you as the reader don't even know if it's something to take into account is NOT good set up.
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ifr1t · 11 days ago
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I can’t keep silent anymore...
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god I need him bad
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