#its really unsanitary

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

Hey, fair warning to anyone who shops at large stores that sell pretty much anything (Walmart, Target, etc.) wash your stuff before using it. 

Especially towels, clothes, and bedding. That stuff doesn’t get washed in store. People try on things and they just get put right back onto the rack, same with if it gets dropped onto the ground. I’ve picked up towels and bedding that has been sprawled on the ground, and I’ve seen people stuff food behind the bedding, towels, and clothes before. I’d highly recommend washing it. It doesn’t even get washed once out of the original box it shipped in, just goes straight into its spot in the back and then out to the racks and shelves.

I can say this because I worked at one of those places and recently stopped. So, I know from experience.

[llycaons]

the shower pee tags are extremely divisive btw

[volfoss]

being really squeamish with your own injuries but not when looking at photos is a really funny experience. theres yellow goop coming out of my burn and i got SO freaked out and nearly fainted but then looking at much more severe burns with the same thing is like oh ok

[home-and-having-tea]

Going fucking insane, there are stains and onion peels and whole ingredient bits just. left on the counter. My roommate signed the chore chart saying she would clean them. She obviously did not and I texted her saying "hey you said youd do this chore can you do it next time youre in the apartment" and she had the GALL to text me back "why? whats wrong with them?" THERE ARE CRUSTY BITS OF DRIED SAUCE AND RICE GRAINS JUST. SITTING ON THE COUNTER IT IS CLEAR YOU DID NOT CLEAN THEM JFC. THERE IS A STAIN OF SOME SORT THAT HAS BEEN ON THE COUNTER ALL WEEK SO I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU HAVENT CLEANED IN A FUCKING WEEK. IM GOING TO CRY

[dragonpaint]

auggghhhhhh dog just sharted on me when i lifted her djhfjsjfjsjdjddhdjfhjdhdjd;; day is going greatttttttttttt

[toytulini]

man when we had an auto litterbox it just Kinda Sucked

i didnt realize they were selling ones so actively dangerous and deadly

[orcgirlcock]

:((

[flockofdoves]

aughhhhh i got takeout from a restaurant 30 mins away from me that has weird hours (had wanted to eat in but they unexpectedly just had the chef/owner there when i went to make a reservation so got takeout instead) i've been really really excited to go to for so long and i guess i accidentally didnt notice on the phone when she repeated my order and had heard me say an extra thing i didnt order. but even if i didnt mean to order it and it made it more expensive than i planned i didnt say anything about it once we got it because coincidentally it was the meal i almost wanted to order instead!

we were planning on eating outside the restaurant bc she said we could bc it has outdoor seating but it was like 90°F out and after like 10 mins i started to realize i had heat exhaustion from being out in the sun for like 3 hours prior so we drove 25 mins to my friends house to eat only to realize when we got there the fridge was broken. and i thought it was maybe getting back up to temp so after it cooled a bit i put my extra meal in there but when we left like 5 and a half hours later it has hardly cooled in there

and then the next day i moved it for a second in my fridge to get something behind it but then didnt realize i left it on the counter til like 45 minutes later

but the thing is my firsg meal was sooooo tasty and i was so excited about this meal because it even had extra ingredients id been really craving recently that i didnt even think it would have. and i spent so much money on everything and i dont know when ill next be able to fit going to that restaurant into my schedule

so even though i Know as a certified servsafe food manager that that is such a recipe for food poisoning i was like. well. its worth it maybe to risk it to at least try a little bit of it…

so i did for dinner last night i had half of it and it was so fucking incredibly delicious

but then i couldnt go to sleep for 4 hours past when i wanted to because my stomach started to feel weird. and now i just feel so so awful almost 24 hours after eating it lol

i absolutely did this to myself i knew it was highly likely so i cant really complain. the fucked up thing is honestly i still feel it was worth it it just was so fucking good

[seraphim-soulmate]

tfw ur sitting on the toilet and you start thinking about how the idea of there being a next life is the most comforting theory about what happens after death because it means you get to try again but you remember that actually you are organic material among other organic material and therefore you are all sharing an inextricably connected experience to everyone so it doesn't matter if you get a "second" try because the amount of tries you have are infinite and you are living them

[cringefailfagcat]

I love when my nose gets blocked for a while bc it ends up leaving me with this constant smell that's sorta cheesy like mouldy paint in an old house but for some reason it's really nostalgic to me :')

[ashtraysystem]

I wish I had the words to convey how it feels when you run your nails across my skin.

When you run your nails along my inner arm, or along my neck at the base of my skull and top of my shoulders, it sends sparks through me. Sparkling, blissful pleasure that makes my body relax and tune in to the touch. It's something my brain gets completely lost in, melting into a puddle of love and goodness. In those moments anything thats said goes in one ear out the other. All my brain can focus on is the touch, the sparks running down my body through my nerves.

I try to be auditory about it, give auditory and visual encouragement, but I'm very bad at that. I end up getting nervous and too self aware and laughing too much. I enjoy just sitting there melting into it instead of focusing so much on trying to convey that it is good. I know communication is needed but I'm not sure how to communicate in a way that works well for me during those moments.

I'm so quiet when it comes to these things that I have to actively think about making sounds to assure you of "yes, please please continue".

It's difficult for me to let go. To give up control and just let things happen. Part of why I actually enjoy thc and cbd. Alcohol causes me too much pain to be worth it. but being able to let go, enjoy the feeling of something, its difficult for me to do, even on my own.

I tend to listen to a lot of erotic audios that encourage me to just let everything go and just melt away because otherwise I get too lost in my own head, thinking to hard about it, being too tense when what I need is to let it go. Let the feelings just wash over me rather than trying to control every little thing. Which I suppose is part of Viktor's job. He doesn't care to have control. Which is why it's so hard for him to fully front and do his job. But also why his job is so important.

[chocobox]

If I could commission Loran C to draw anything I wanted idek if I'd go for Arthurmimi I feel like my first instinct would be to get on my hands and knees and beg them to draw England puking.

[atypi-cals]

wait how often do you use the bathroom I feel like once again im the odd one out

[toytulini]

man when we had an auto litterbox it just Kinda Sucked

i didnt realize they were selling ones so actively dangerous and deadly

[p33p33p00p00]

the new season of The Friends Who Smile is great and ive really enjoyed it so far. but i cant help but realize every character that is fatter than charlie is treated like shit

[i-eat-worlds]

Revenge of The Intestines