#its pancake time

[haveihitanerve]

What all of the Questers were ready for when they went on a ‘quest’: swords, claws, being attacked, getting stitches, having to fight, being covered in blood 24/7, possible internal bleeding, having to fight someone while your guts are splayed across your bonds back and you are half hanging off of them

What the Questers were not, in fact ready for: all 800 lbs of rage daddy coming and slamming into them to shield them when the going gets tough

[nebulousmedic]

whats wrong with her,,,

[gjdraws]

being older is like need to divide time between 1,001 hobbies (not including fandom) and your job and your life and your loved ones and keeping your house clean and doing the fucking LAUNDRY while having fifteen gdocs open and also hoping you can watch another episode sometime soon to get your blorbo fix like

[800db-cloud]

happy birthday porkpie !!!!!! <3

[starry-bi-sky]

*points at bruce and danny in 'late at night when the nightingale sings'* THESE TWO MFERS MEAN SO MUCH TO MEEEE

no thoughts head empty just these two socially inept fools finding family in one another. like yes you go you funky little death omens stole that one from a comment on the fic, so if you see this you know who you are, discover that family isn't only tied in blood.

bUT onto less mushy stuff: these two being shenaniganizers; tomfools. Bruce realized that Danny didn't actually know he was Bruce Wayne and instead of going "oh actually im bruce wayne" he went; "hrm... how long can i keep this going until he realizes...."

like. i think they deserve to be the sillies. just utter goobers the both of them. like, danny makes the wittiest side comments, dry quips, under his breath towards Bruce while they're out in public (Danny covering his face with a face mask) and Bruce is trying not to laugh. Meanwhile if Bruce makes one sly comment about someone to Danny, Danny's gonna collapse with laughter.

Bruce plays straightman in most of their bits, he has the best fucking poker face. But also I firmly believe he does actually enjoy Danny's puns. Look me in the eyes- look me in the eyes. Try and tell me that a man that willingly agrees to call a car "the batmobile" even after his eight year old ward grows up (thus negating the need to go along with his antics) doesn't enjoy a good, well-placed pun. Look me in the eyes and try to tell me that. That's right you can't.

He's gonna spit out a well-placed pun in the driest, most boring Batman Voice Ever one day while he's getting ready for patrol, and Danny's gonna fucking die of laughter. He's gonna lose his mind. Bruce is going to have a half-dead sickly teenager laughing his lungs out in the chair. That's a new core memory right there, every time Danny thinks about that he's gonna start giggling.

just!!! these two making each other laugh! That's so important to me. So so much. I nEED Danny to get Bruce to smile and laugh and I need Bruce to make Danny do the same. Danny's all snark and sass and Bruce is all deadpan and dry quips. Do you all see my vision.

[puppppppppy]

this happened at least 7 times

[pinetreespants]

Day 29 claws

[shrimpwizards]

slime time!!! + headcanons (y juevos)

[kindred-spirit-93]

THIS IS EPIC: Open Arms

polites best boi i will brutally disembowel anyone who says otherwise

i fucked up by watching snippets of cyclops and underworld animatics before even finishing the troy saga lmao (spoilers who?) and now im sad. the muffin will live on in my heart forever.

bonus bc the winions are too cute i love the idea that the lotus eaters are lil soft creatures when in fact theyre just high people lol;

[scopophobia-polaris]

The fact I have to boot up totk AGAIN, honest to God yall after I make this one fuckass post it is au only I am not doing zelda discourse no more

[i-like-books-and-women]

OMG DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT TIKTOK TREND FROM A COUPLE MONTHS AGO THAT WAS LIKE "HE DOESNT KNOW IM 2 MONTHS PREGNANT" AND IT SHOWS A GUY JUST DOING WHATEVER AND THEN THE CAMERA FLIPS TO BE ANOTHER GUY INSTEAD OF A GIRLFRIEND????? CAUSE ANGEL HAS MADE ONE OF THOSE WITH EACH OF THE OTHERS

[legendary-pancakes]

Linktober 2024 Day 7 - Royalty/Noble

[starlos-soulmate]

Pancake smothering Starlo who has the most flustered yet peaceful face around v.s. Starlo smothering Pancake who is actively trying to hide her face cuz she is not used to this

[mylevisdontfitanymore]

Frothing at the mouth thinking about heavy, hungry t-boy Steve spilling out of a jockstrap

[51-queer-frogs]

i am getting whole ass adds for vannila extarct. execpt the add image is it being pourd onto pancakes. what. the fuck. no.