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anyway speaking of the vatican trio i was so overwhelmed by the need to see their goofy dynamic that the angsty scene i was writing suddenly became rather silly.
hestio and ephael stop making every scene you're in comic relief challenge. this was supposed to be a serious scene
#a transmigrator's privilege#the perks of being an s class heroine#vatican trio#mimin trying to write#tesilid argente#ephael chaletino#hestio ligenel#is it bad that i already have ephael and hestio's full names memorised#i dont even remember what i learned last semester#i dunno how to write early round tesilid#how goofy is HE#he's probably still very silent but i like to think that the other two's goofiness rubbed off onto him#and what's his thought process like blease we've only seen depressed tesilid#sobbing and crying what was he like when he was like actually in his 20s#i dont even know if ill keep this scene in the final draft but it's too goofy not to share#like honestly this isnt even my usual tesilid voice#i just wanted hestio and ephael scenes so much that it bled into tesilid too 😭😭😭#its ok he can be a little silly its the early rounds#(i had to divide the round number by 2 to match the tone)#im probably gg to have to drastically revamp this scene bc its lowkey giving me ooc icks#but look this is the kind of silly shit hestio and ephael make me write all the time 😭#guys STOP IT
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if you’re up to it i would very much like to know your white collar neal timeline🎤🎤
this turned out to have many asides and be very long so the tl;dr is: peter have you considered that he's just a twenty-something teenage girl :( ?
timeline:
neal born 1984 ish. he's an aries and a millennial
neal, ellen, and neal's mom go into witsec 1987, neal age 3
2003 adler scandal i fucking guess. neal age 19
neal arrested probably mid 2005, 21
neal goes to jail for the first time, i want to say early 2006, age almost 22
pilot is set late summer 2009, age 25
same-sex marriage legalized in new york june 24th 2011, they talk about this in season 3 episode 14 which is soon after. neal's 27
more or less a year later–let's go with less–neal tells sam that he has spent the last decade running from the truth he learned at 18. taking him literally that it was 10 years ago he is now 28 it is the end of season 4 and 2012
the end of season 4 to the series finale is less than a year. he is 29 its 2013.
when we see him in paris he might be 30 but that doesn't count To Me
i present my evidence:
i don't know where we got "neal is 35" from i cant make it work. neal and co. went into witsec (which i have actually since learned is not available to people living in dc, they have their own version but it is not overseen by the federal marshalls, i don't think they can give you as many legal documents like a ssn, and they don't help you set up your new life as much? something about neal's life that would be interesting to explore.) when he was three and ellen says in season 4 that she's been in witsec for Nearly three decades. confirmed 33 or under in season 4
he also says to "sam" more than once that he's spent the last decade running from the truth he learned at 18–he very well could be rounding down here and mean like 12-13 years but i am Choosing to Believe he meant that literally. we are now at youngest 28, it is the last episode of season 4.
now due to the way the show is structured and the fact that it is never really winter. ok maybe winter 1 time because i can see in my mind neal in his little wool coat and earmuffs but largely it is summer and we never have a christmas episode. anyway due to All That our only real anchor in the timeline is that the episode where diana is Grappling with her engagement to Christie happens immediately following june 24th 2011, when same-sex marriage was legalized in new york. and also that later that season in the commutation hearing they say that neal has served 2 years of his sentence. so the pilot was set in 2009 when it aired we are at one year/season. but as the series goes on the episodes and even seasons have increasingly shorter gaps between them, and by season 6 we haven't even finished our four years. by the end of season 4 i want to say we are three years into his sentence and he's 28. between the end of season 4 and when neal dies in season 6 there has got to be less than a year that passes. actually deadass why was neal so obsessed with the pink panther case ending his sentence early we are like months out king. i get the injustice the system is broken they'd keep him forever but to people outside his circle he must have looked sooo silly for that. but whatever. he is 29 when he dies and 30 when we see him again in paris, his roaring 20s of crime and incarceration over.
Anyway where the "neal is 35 or at least claims to be much older than this timeline would say he is" probably came from in-universe is that the adler scandal takes place SEVEN years before s2 when peter confronts neal about it. 2003?????? guys the thing we have to understand, to embrace, about neal's personal timeline is that i do not think anyone in that writers room was really grasping how much they had neal do in so short a time. 2003 he is like 19 guys. maybe by the time peter says it was 7 years ago it was 2011 ? and the adler thing was 2004? but no that couldn't work because it's mid 2011 like a year later in s3. so basically neal walks out of st louis and has a magical girl transformation through which he immediately becomes a great conman and criminal. and he meets mozzie basically straight away. he should still be in like calculus and ap lit at this juncture. and then they go right into the adler con ??? and neal is obviously lying through his teeth to everyone saying he is at least 21 but probably more along the lines of 23. and while most of his aliases are eventually found out by peter if no one else, no one ever goes "wait IS HE a teenager?" no one is guessing this.
so we spend a couple months fucking around and fucking UP with adler, kate probably doesn't know how old we actually are, this relationship cannot actually last very long at all because we are truly on a time crunch right now. we have less than three years for neals entire criminal career before he goes to jail. i know i said on the bullet list he went to jail early 2006 he has got to have been arrested like summer 2005 at the latest to be tried and sentenced by then and i feel like even that might be tight because he was suspected of so many other things they wanted to get evidence for. but how is neal teaching kate to be a criminal less than a year into his own career. i think neal must have been a hardcore improv kid for this to work honestly. i bet he competed. so our golden days of mozzie neal and kate against the world lasts maybe a year at best before neal and kate fight and she leaves and he spends months trying to get her back and get her attention and commits a truly breathtaking amount of crimes in this time.
also i'm skipping through forging bonds right now trying to flesh out this timeline and it was incredibly shady of peter and co to see that kate is doing so much to stay hidden from her ex boyfriend and then to reveal her to neal in order to catch him. like that was fucked up they didn't know neal yet he hadn't been suspected of violent crimes but they didn't know why kate was working so hard to escape him. like it worked out ok (arguably, but that could be a different post) but they had no reason to trust neal not to hurt her like this. she could have been running from an abusive situation he's known to be a talented criminal with no fears about escalating his crimes he could have killed her. one thing about the fbi is that they never once care about kate's safety and it does indeed get her killed one day.
in conclusion neal is known as one of the best forgers in the world when he is arrested in 2005 at age 21 maybe 2 years into his criminal career. here i am 21 what have i accomplished
#hiiiiiii LOVE your wc fic explorations of neals childhood are everything To Me and really your characterization of danny brooks is exactly#the kind of child neal would have to be for him to have been essentially a child prodigy at white collar crime#truly hes gotta be canon#also one more thing why is james in that flashback like have a good day at school 🥰 or whatever. neal is 2 or 3 and his mom didnt seem#to work so he didnt have daycare. where tf is he going#anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk future talks will discuss my conflicting opinions on how neal and kates relationship is treated#in canon and how neal was obviously not an early 2000s emo kid but frankly? maybe he should have been. good night#white collar#remember me i sing#just put this throufh a word counter 1200??? sorry.#this post is nearly twice the word count of the assignment i was procrastinating while i wrote it 🧍
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Hi! Can I request Mairon x reader with "what, am i not allowed to look at you?" and "is that my shirt?" fluff pls! Thx!
Hello! I hope you don’t mind if I didn’t add “Is that my shirt?” I already covered it in this fic.
“Perfect”
Pairing: Mairon x Fem. reader
Themes: Fluff
Warnings: Insecurity
Word count: 600 words
Summary: An invitation to a company dinner has you freaked out on what to wear.
Rules and tag form here.
You studied the invitation on the bedside counter. A company dinner, and in a fancy restaurant, no less. Mairon’s boss, Aulë would be there with his wife. A veritable who’s who of the company and its business partners would be in attendance. You despaired when you looked into your wardrobe. You felt like you had nothing to wear, certainly nothing that would suit the occasion. You looked at the time. The wall clock said six pm. And the dinner was at eight. A decision had to be made, and quickly.
"Babe?" Mairon knocked on the bedroom door. "Babe, is everything alright in there? Are you ok?"
"Yes!" you cried before settling on a dress. "There is time, yes?"
Mairon chuckled and looked at his watch. There was plenty of time, and he did not want to rush you.
"Plenty," he said from the other side of the door. You sighed in relief and picked out the dress that finally caught your eye. "Take your time, ok?"
Take your time, he said. And oh, how you wanted to do it. Still, you didn't want to waste too much time getting ready, so it was off to the bathroom first for a hot shower to calm your already jangled nerves. You were accompanying Mairon to an office event for the first time, and you wanted to make the right first impression. First impressions mattered a great deal in the circles he moved in.
The hot shower worked wonders. It made you feel like you could tackle anything. Then came the dress. It was simple, made of thin red wool, and new. When worn, it clung to all the right places, revealing just as much as it concealed. Panic slowly started to eat at your insides once again. The dress was simple. Too simple, you thought. Would it be too simple for the party?
Mairon was both impatient and curious. There was plenty of time, but he wanted to make an early start to avoid a possible build-up in traffic. He gave you ten minutes. And another ten minutes. At the thirty-minute mark, he knocked on the door and walked in.
"Mairon!" You cried and ran into the bathroom, closing the door behind you so he couldn't follow. "I'm not ready!"
"Babe," Mairon smiled and walked up to the bathroom door. He caught flashes of a red dress when he walked in. His curiosity grew even more. "Baby. You are ready. Come on. Let me see."
"No!" you said. "You... you can't see me."
Mairon huffed, "What, am I not allowed to look at you?"
"Yes!" you cried through the door. You wanted him to see it. You were also terrified of it. What if he did not like it and insisted you change? "No! I don't know!"
Mairon leaned against the bathroom door, an idea forming in his head. "Can I see? Please?"
You wanted to say no. Then Mairon suddenly started to whine like a little puppy. The longer you waited in the bathroom, the louder the whines got. A round of child-like please, please, please was thrown into the mix. A smile came to your lips. That smile slowly turned to laughter when Mairon insisted on whining.
"Alright! Alright!" You gave in and reached for the door handle. "I'm coming out!"
Mairon grinned and took several steps back. He whistled softly when you opened the door and stepped into the light. "You look amazing," he said. "And that dress.... damn... why did you run into the bathroom again?"
"I..." You grew bashful and felt silly for trying to hide from him. If Mairon loved the dress, it can't be all that bad. "I don't know."
Mairon broke into a grin. He took your hand and had you twirl for him. He thoroughly approved of what he saw and could not wait to show you off.
"You're perfect," he said. "I mean it."
tags: @cilil @asianbutnotjapanese @fictionfordays @edensrose @floraroselaughter
#mairon#mairon x reader#x reader#reader insert#reader insert request#Mairon imagine#Mairon soft#the silm#modern mairon#fanfiction#writeblr#💫a world of whimsy writes
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yet more honor among thieves rambling. im watching a playthrough lol
WHAT does bentley throw at dr. m is it a sleep dart why does it explode WHY DOES HE THROW IT
"Sly, no! Hold on, Sly-- hold on!"
an elusive picture of slys mom (just her silhouette tho next to connors) and a picture of who i can only assume is connor, mcsweeney, and dr m...........
THE HATS TOO BIG FOR HIMMM
the cooky-steelin' plan (sobbing)
pls imagine something eloquent about the fact that we never see what connor really looks like in these "flashbacks"- presumably bc sly doesn't remember
slys leg pouch doesnt fully wrap around his leg ?? might just be the lighting tho.
i wonder abt their sources how DID they find out abt murray
i love that Octavio is the guy they call old. not bison. who is from the 1800s
im obsessed with just abt all the villain backstories
this playthrough doesnt have the hazard room and im deeply upset about it. as a matter of fact i might find one that DOES bc i love the banter wkfhhehd
...when DO you get to the hazard room? its before u start Opera isnt it ?? unclear
i will not find one w the hazard room unfortunately but i have switched to a 100% run out of curiosity
gotta be honest Italy is probably one of if not my favorite episode ever
DIMITRI HI BBG
you've got some FUZZY DICE to come round here
MAIN MAN MURRAY the way he says it is so good
AW WHAT THIS PLAYTHROUGH DOESNT DO ALL THE SILLY OPTIONS (i mean i understand why i just like the silly options)
i love that the captions capitalize Bro
fun fact if you take too long crawling around carmelita will just repeat the presentation bc she doesnt think they were paying attention lmao
i love the apes(?) insulting each other. "You look a lot better in the dark, Petro. Seriously, you are an ugly, ugly man."
why does dimitri have a cigarette in a jail cell
"keep your HANDS to YOURSELF leon."
in love with the way dimitri talks, as we all are.
whys he call murray a Plump Dog though that's uncalled for /j
"HELLO ASSORTED MEATHEADS! and lady C:"
she tells her men to grab him and Nobody Follows
theres a couple hitches that happen in between games that im incredibly curious about, e.i. murray becoming The Murray between 1 and 2 and inspector fox going from her little smile and "ill find you, cooper!" to "she grew up and stopped taking grief from guys like you" that happens between 2 and 3
"You can't keep running for the rest of your life!" WATCH ME
"Greetings, old-- iNSPECTOR FOX?!"
murray's spiritual outfit model is so fascinating to me
AUDGJAHDHS they make me feel emotions /pos
the venetian safehouse fascinates me the door opens straight to stairs and the actual safehouse part is on the top floor
"now as non-law operatives, we can take a more... head on approach. wE'RE GONNA BREAK IN--"
OH WAIT ITS THE HAZARD ROOM HELL YEAH <<33
in love w them they're the best duo ever /hj
"hey, don't feel bad! those wall hooks were... kinda tricky!" "it was ALL supposed to be tricky!"
the ceiling of the hazard room is.... fascinating
theres always a certain level of. oh jeez what's the word. playfulness? between early game sly and bentley. it always kinda sounds like they're both smiling and joking around w each other and it warms my heart
this will not be the first time i talk about it
once more with the caption choices. on-line is hyphenated
YOU GET: A PRIZE!
bentley just kills a man.mp4
"Alright, smooth talker, try robbing this guy." see the above about their banter and their dynamic
though to be fair sly and bentley usually have a vague kind of playful/bantery vibe. it's just incredibly palpable during Italy, probably because they're the only two characters in the spotlight and therefore they get to be explored more
ok hold on im gonna get food b4 i continue
one food break later...
okay im back
"You're not gonna say 'I'm a lover, not a fighter,' are you?" "Well, not now." "Thought so."
in love w bentley just sending a man to murder sly
how DID they get all these guards into the hazard room. where is the hazard room
WBYS THE GUARD JUST SCREAM
bentleys voice when he says "now give this guy the business" send post
AND HE GETS SO EXCITED WHEN HE TALKS ABOUT THE BOAT. and sly sounds just So amused with his "yeah?" hes so used to this bullshit
i hope you're ready for me to talk ceaselessly about sly and bentleys dynamic it's my favorite thing snfnebbfd
"Against sleeping guards, I'm like a Greek god! All fall before me!" hes so silly i love him
nerves of steel?? you have no nerves of steel you silly anxious goob
AND HE GETS SO EXCITED ABOUT THE PPP (pick pocket pole)
sly ALSO murders a man
bentleys wheelies heart emoji...
THE HUMBLE RECON PHOTO!!
"There you go, Bentley, some wonderful pinups for our refrigerator." "They're lovely. High art!" "Seriously?" "No."
i love that murray shows up on the menu before you get him back that's so funny to me
huh. do you need all the upgrades for 100%? ill find out
"The Don is headed toward your position." "Great! Want me to take him?" "No!"
sly vc DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL THAT GUY FOR YOU? /ref
gotta be honest bentley i think killing him would also put an end to this nonsense
"Never thought we'd be helping out the cops." "Reaally? You always seem eager to aid Inspector Fox."
bentley and murray calling out slys crush on carmelita is my favorite thing wjfhwbdbwd
octavio singin as he goes azKEKFHWHDB THE PERSON JUST GOT CAUGHT LMAO
"I got a SHADOW, huh???"
SLY you NEED TO BE QUIETER you aLERTED OCTAVIO TO YOUR PRESENCE
octavio just bodychecked a dude lmao
i love how angry bentley gets about the fish tank especially he gets SO MAD i love him
"I- I can't believe it! He flooded that aquarium with tar! All those poor, dead fish! As much as I hate to see what heinous crime this fiend will do next, you should probably keep on his tail. Someday, the people will know the truth due to your pictures!"
"all those poor, dead fish!" LMAO
ok I've been on a ferris wheel exactly one (1) time but im like 95% sure the cart would tilt w/ sly hanging onto it
octavios captions are SO slow akdbhwhdbd
AND BENTLEY GETS SO MAD ABOUT THE FERRIS WHEEL. and then proceeds to call rewiring it "the dark side of electrical engineering"
bwa BWA <- the sly 3 job complete noise
i really hated Into the Depths on my first playthrough but that was mostly bc i was still bad at the game i think. it's really not so bad
what is it with the stupid 3d goggles WHY do they exist weve never seen them before and we never see them (w the exclusion of cutscenes and maybe one or two mentions) again
okay ive never messed up the doors in my life but im very glad bentley doesnt make fun of you for it i think id cry
also he does his idle animations while talking which means that sometimes he sneezes mid sentence and its really funny. bentleys idle animations are so good in general tho
bentleys and the ones from the safehouses
OKAY SO I DIDNT KNOW THIS UNTIL EARLIER TODAY BUT OCTAVIO CALLS 3 GUYS (mario, raphael, and julius) TO COME SEE HIM AND SAYS "if any of you catch these boys make a run for it [cat noise) shoot 'em in the back"
BUT WHEN YOU SEE IN HIS OFFICE THERES ONLY 2 DUDES. IMPLYING ONE GOT SHOT IN THE BACK .
OH HE SAYS JULIUS MADE A RUN FOR IT. OKAY ("julius made a run for it, and eh... [unintelligible]") i cannot for the life of me figure out what else he says there oops. maybe ill go replay that mission later and find out for sure
i know that's not particularly groundbreaking all things considered but again i didnt know it until earlier today so
once more Bentley getting excited about murder
"Synchronize watches, and..." you fuckin nerd
"Just as long as you're enjoying yourself, that's the important thing." again w the affectionate sarcasm
sly and bentley are both very sarcastic usually as opposed to murray who's pretty heart on his sleeve straightforward kind of guy which is probably why this ep & the hazard room sticks out so much for the banter. again bc its JUST the two of them lol
"Sorry, Sly, I guess the dinosaur has teeth!"
i love knocking the pigeons into fire it's so much fun
you get to hear the same "Intruders!" line like 17 times
fuckin piano computer lookin ass
i wish bentley and murray (and the rest of the team, but bentley and murray especially) had a little bit more... idk. reasons to free roam? like with the options of them as playable characters you would assume there would be more things tailored to their unique skillsets but a lot of getting around the overworld is very sly-focused, which i guess i get, but it means theres really no reason to play as the others except for missions
DESPITE KNOWING THAT ITLL ONLY MAKE THINGS HARDER BENTLEY GOING OUT OF JIS WAY TO HELP SLY SAVE CARMELITA bawling
bentleys such a fucking dork have i said that already i think we need to call more attention to him being a fucking dork
fun fact if you repeatedly tap □/r1 your gun will heat up slower BUT your finger WILL hurt by the end of it
haha they're cooper brother colored (blue, green, & pink/red)
though tbf most trios are if you think about it. but shh cooper brothers
"I hope you realize that by saving Carmelita, we're only making our operation here more difficult." "Maybe so, but what's the fun in stealing if there's nobody trying to catch you? Besides, she's helped us out in the past." "That, and you've got a thing for her." "...and I've got a thing for her. Look, I'll stash this boat, it might be useful for later. You stay out of trouble."
again, bentley and murray calling him out on his crush is priceless and i wish they did it more w bentley and penelope WLFJJWJDHE
okay funny story it's a few weeks later things happened anyway. going back to watching honor among thieves lol
ill probably split this post up into a few posts just so this one isnt 18 million years long
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James and Mum
James is an 18-year-old boy who lives with his mum in Perth. He’s doing an apprenticeship. Every morning at 6:00 AM sharp his mum goes into his room with a cup of coffee and wakes him up for work. She always puts the coffee on his nightstand and then sits down on the side of the bed. "Hey Big Guy, up and at 'em. Time to rise and shine!" Same time, same routine every morning. "Hey Mum." He rolls around under the covers while she shakes his shoulders, pats his butt and kisses his neck. "A few more minutes?" Same thing, every morning. "Sure," she says. "You can get to work late. I’m sure your boss won’t care if you don't get to work on time." "Crap." He yawns, rolls out of bed in his boxer shorts, grabs the coffee, and heads for the bathroom. Same thing, every morning. So one night a few weeks ago, his mum went to see a movie with a friend. As soon as she left, James called up his girlfriend and asked her to come over. They drank a little beer in the backyard, and then made out for a while in his room. It got late, his girlfriend left, and he fell asleep. Next thing he knew: "Hey Big Guy, up and at 'em!" "Arrgh." James was a little hung over. "C'mon, James, get up." She put one hand on his shoulder and the other hand on his butt, and started rocking him back and forth. "OK, I'm up, I'm up!" His mum stepped back as he pulled away the covers and stood up. I heard her gasp, and I looked at her. She was staring at his crotch. I looked down. Shit! After Cindy left HE had fallen asleep in the nude. Now he was standing right in front of his mum with a serious morning hard-on: all 8 inches was pointing proudly right at her. As he stood frozen there for a moment, her eyes never wavered from his dick. "Shit, Mum, I'm sorry!" He said as he climbed back into bed and pulled the sheet over him. "What?" Mum hadn't moved. She seemed to be in some kind of trance. "I forgot I was naked." "Oh. That." She finally came out of it and sat down on the bed. She put her hand on his stomach – dangerously close to his still rock-hard cock, he thought. "Honey, I've seen everything there is to see on you... although, not for a while, I admit. You've... um, been developing nicely, I see. Nothing to be embarrassed about." "Jeez, Mum, I'm embarrassed that I was standing in front of you with a hard-on." "Honey, that's perfectly normal, especially in a young man your age. I'm your mum and I love you, and nothing you do can embarrass him, Sweetie." She gave him a little hug and stood up. "Now, get up and get into the shower." She stood back from the bed and waited. Feeling sheepish, he pulled back the sheet and rolled out of bed. As he stood up, he saw his Mum's eyes move downwards towards his erection again. Before he could walk to the bathroom his Mum stepped towards him, put her arms around him, and gave him a big hug. As he hugged her back, he felt his cock pressing through her nightgown and against her leg. "I love you, James," she said. "Me too, Mum." She let go of him, and he grabbed the coffee cup off the nightstand and walked out the door, feeling his mum's eyes on his ass as he left. As usual he jacked off in the shower, but this time as he did he was thinking about how his mum's eyes had been glued to his erect cock. When he came, the force of it almost made him fall over. “Hmm,” he thought, “I'm going to have to try this again.” The next morning when his Mum came in, he was naked again. He got up and grabbed the coffee cup. "Sleeping in the nude now, are we?" she said. "Yeah, I sort of like it," he said. "Me too," she said. He looked at her. She was staring at his hard-on again. Her eyes quickly moved up to his, and her face reddened. "I mean... What I meant was, I sleep in the nude, too." He looked at her nightgown. "Of course, I throw something on before I make the coffee and wake you up." "Why, Mum? Are you embarrassed to be naked around me? I thought you said there was nothing to be embarrassed about." he sipped at his coffee. "Umm... no Sweetie, of course not, but... well, I'm your mother." As she said this, her eyes couldn't help straying down to his crotch again. He’d never been the exhibitionist type, but he was starting to enjoy being naked around his mum. It gave him kind of a thrill that she liked looking at his dick. "OK, Mum," he said. He gave her a hug, once again feeling his erection pressing into her. She hugged him back and gave his naked ass a little pat, which turned into sort of a caress. Then he walked off to take his shower, once again imagining that he could feel her eyes on his naked body as he moved. The next morning when his Mum went in to wake him up, she was naked, too. He got out of bed and stood up, and they looked at each other. His mouth hung open. His mum was a knockout! Beautiful full, big breasts. Her nipples were erect and pierced! His first thought was, "She's cold," but then he detected the faint scent of her sex in the air. His mum was aroused. As they continued to stare at each other, his penis, which had been soft and hanging down against his legs, now began to harden. His mum watched as it slowly thickened and hardened to its full length and pointed directly up at her. "Is this OK, James?" she said. Shyly, as if she were afraid that he'd be shocked, or that he wouldn't approve of her body. "I enjoy being naked, and after our talk yesterday morning, I decided that it was silly for me to hide my body from my own son." “Sure, Mum, of course it's OK. Fuck, you're beautiful! I had no idea." She blushed, then did a little pirouette that let him see her large, round ass. When she had turned all the way back around, he realized for the first time that she was totally hairless…down there – either shaved or waxed. "Thanks, Sweetie." Although she was talking to him, she was staring at his dick. He looked down. He was so excited that his erection was actually pointing up at a 45 degree angle, rather than just jutting straight out in front of him. Every time his heart beat, his dick would bounce up and down a little. It felt harder than it had ever been before. As she watched, a little drop of pre-cum oozed from the tip and slowly dripped towards the floor, trailing a long thin line behind. When he looked back up at his mum, she was licking her lips involuntarily. "Can I ask you another question, Mum? I see that you don't have any hair... down there. Do you shave it?" She tore her gaze from his hard-on and looked up at him. "Oh, no, Sweetie. I get waxed." "Why do you do it?" I said. "Oh, well, it just makes me feel really clean and sexy. And it makes... umm, well, some things, umm, more fun to do." As she said this, her hand moved down and unconsciously rubbed her pussy. He thought he would cum right then, and a little gasp escaped his lips. She realized what she was doing, quickly removed her hand, and blushed again. The smell of her sex was stronger in the air now. "I get it, Mum." he looked down at his own hairy balls and dick. "Maybe I should get waxed, too. What do you think?" Not that he wanted to get his ball hair pulled out, but he was excited by the fact that it kept his mum looking down there. "Yeah maybe. For now, you'd better hit the shower, Sweetie." "OK, Mum," he said. He walked over to her and hugged her. He’s just a little taller than she is, and when they came together his erection pressed up against her bare pussy. She felt his pre-cum against her skin. She gave a little shiver, then hugged him back. When her hand moved to pat his ass, he moved his own hand down and rubbed her ass, too. She shivered again, then gently pushed him away. He grabbed the coffee cup and walked toward the bathroom, his hard-on leading the way.
The rest of that week, Mum was naked when she came in with his coffee, and James was naked when he rolled out of bed. Rather than getting comfortable with the situation, he was more excited every day, waking up early and anticipating her arrival. He always had a rock-hard erection when he got up, and Mum always looked (and smelled) aroused as well. Their "naked hug" was the high point of his day, and he was turning into quite the exhibitionist. The next week James took it up another notch. On Monday he woke up early with a raging hard on and decided to jack off in bed rather than in the shower. He put on headphones but didn't turn on the music on his phone. He pulled the sheet down, uncovering his nude body, closed his eyes almost all the way, and slowly started rubbing the length of his erect shaft. When his Mum came through the door, he heard her gasp through his headphones. To her, it looked as though his eyes were closed and he was listening to music as he slowly jacked his erect cock. Her eyes were riveted to his cock as she slowly walked to his bedside and placed the coffee cup on the nightstand. He thought she would leave, but she just stood there, only a couple of feet away from him as he continued to jack off. Keeping his eyes almost closed, he moved his other hand down to the base of his cock, then began to caress his balls. He heard her moan a little and watched as her left hand moved down and began to stroke her hairless pussy, while her right hand moved up and stroked across the tips of her erect nipples. He could smell the scent of her sex, stronger than ever before. He was turning on his own mum! He was so excited. Here he was jacking off in front of his mother, and it was making her horny. He was hoping that she would keep watching until he came, but was disappointed to see her suddenly walk out of the room. James guessed that maybe he had embarrassed her, or that the taboo of watching her own son engaged in a sex act was too much for her. But only a minute later, she returned carrying a small bottle. She sat down on the bed next to him and put her hand on his shoulder. James opened his eyes, pretending to be surprised. "Mum! Oh, jeez, I'm sorry!" He took off his headphones but kept one hand on his cock. "That's OK, Sweetie." She looked down at his erect cock and licked her lips. "What you're doing is natural and healthy for a man your age. I brought you something that will make it more... enjoyable." She held up the little bottle, and he read the label. "Wet Stuff?" "Yeah," she said, flipping the top open. "I use it when I... it makes everything slick." She squeezed a little drop out onto her finger and rubbed it around for him to see, then rubbed her wet fingers on his arm. "See? Would you like to try it?" She held out the bottle. "Umm, sure," he said. "Go ahead." She looked at him. "You mean you want me to put it on you?" she said. "Sure, I guess," he said. James figured that she would just drip it onto his dick, or into his hand. But instead she squirted some into her hand, put the bottle down, and rubbed her hands together. He let go of his dick and watched in anticipation as her hands moved toward his pulsating cock. When her hands touched him, he couldn't help moaning. It felt so good! First, both of her hands caressed his erection, moving up and down and twisting lightly around, spreading the Wet Stuff over the entire shaft. Then she moved one hand down to caress his balls, spreading the liquid across his nut sack as her other hand continued to work his cock. He looked at her face: she was staring at her hands moving up and down his erection, and gently moving his balls. She was breathing in short little pants, and her nipples looked hard enough to cut glass. Then she pulled her hands away from him and stood up. "There," she said "That should make it a lot more comfortable for you." "Don't stop, Mum! Oh, please, it feels so good!" She stared at him without speaking, and he thought that maybe he’d gone too far. But then she sat back down on the bed and once again grabbed his big fat cock in her little hand. Again, he had to moan as she began working her hand up and down his shaft. James moaned, "Oh, Mum, yeah" and she started jacking him off faster. The lube made it feel great, much better and much more sensation than jacking off dry. And it also made things noisier: Mum's hand made a rhythmic slap-slap-slap sound as she really began getting into it. After a while, he felt the familiar tingle. "Mum, I'm gonna cum!" Her response was to moan a little, and to wank him faster than ever. The feeling started in his groin and spread up his stomach and down his legs. He watched as the first shot of his cum erupted from the tip of his cock and shot maybe three feet straight up into the air, then fell back down onto his legs and onto his mother's arm. "Ohh! Aaaaah! Aaaaah! God! Aaaaah!" He bucked and moaned as he continued to shoot his cream all over himself and his mother's hand and arm. He placed his hand on her back and squeezed tight as his orgasm overtook him. “Yes, Baby" she hissed. The orgasm was so strong that he saw stars, and for a moment he was afraid that he might pass out. Slowly, his vision cleared and his cock stopped pumping. Mum's hand stopped its jacking motion, and her thumb moved over the tip of his cock, smearing his cum all around the head. It felt incredible. He was in heaven. "There," she said. "Better?" James let out a shaky breath. "Mum, that felt amazing. The stuff is wonderful, and it feels so much better when someone else is doing it." She looked at him, still rubbing the head of his dick with her thumb. "Do you do this every day, Sweetie?" "Yeah, usually in the shower." She looked away and was silent for a moment. "I could do this for you every morning, James... if you want." "You're kidding," he said. "You'd really do that for me? Why?" She looked back at him. "Yes, Sweetie. Because you need it, and because I love you, and because... I enjoyed it, too." "Sometimes I jack off two or three times a day," James said hopefully. She laughed and stood back up. "Let's just make this a morning wakeup thing for now." As she said this, she noticed his cum dripping down her arm. "I'm going to get something to clean us up," she said. He watched her naked ass move as she walked out, then watched her tits jiggle when she returned carrying a washcloth and a towel. She sat down and gently cleaned off his cock, balls, and legs, then wiped his cum off of her own arm and hand. "You're still hard," she said. "Yeah, well, this is pretty exciting for me." "Me, too, Sweetie," she said. "Now, hit the shower." He stood up and hugged her. This time, he let both of his hands grab onto her ass-cheeks and pulled her body into his. She moaned and ground her pussy into his erection, then put her hands on his shoulders, gave him a little kiss, and pushed him away. "Off with you," she said. He grabbed the now lukewarm coffee and walked to the bathroom.
Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday were the same: his beautiful naked mother entered his room at 6:00 AM, carrying a washcloth and the little bottle of lube. She pulled the sheet down to uncover his nude body and applied the filmy liquid to his cock and balls. If he wasn't already hard, she played with his penis until it was fully erect, then lovingly and expertly jacked him off until he erupted hard. James couldn't believe his good luck! He desperately wanted to caress her tits, play with her pussy, and more, but he was afraid that if he did, it would shock her and put an end to his fun. On Friday morning she came in at the usual time, naked, but without the washcloth and lube. Fuck! Had she decided that jacking off her own son was wrong? His hard-on was aching for her touch. "Mum?" he said. She smiled. "Don't worry, Sweetie, I'm still going to take care of you. I just thought we'd do it a little differently today, if that's ok." She pulled the sheet and knelt between his legs, taking his raging erection into her hand. "Are you going to jack me off dry?" he asked. "Not exactly." And with that, she bent down and took the head of his cock into her sweet mouth. "Oh, Mum!" he moaned. James watched as her head bobbed down, engulfing maybe half of his penis, then back up again, then down and up again several times. She tongued him all over, wetting his entire shaft, then took him back into her mouth and bobbed her head all the way down until his entire 8 inches were in her mouth, and her lips were against his pubic bone. His own mother was deepthroating him. He couldn’t describe how good it felt. "Mum, your mouth feels so good on my cock!" Her answer was a moan. She began to suck him off in earnest: while her head bobbed quickly up and down, her lips created a strong vacuum that intensified the feeling. Then she encircled the base of his penis with one hand and used it to follow her lips up and down. She was working every part of his dick all of the time, and it did the trick. He felt the tingle start. "Mum, watch out, I'm gonna cum soon!" James expected her to pull her head away, but instead she moaned again and began sucking him harder and faster. He exploded into her mouth. "Aaaaaaah! Fuck, Mum!!" he began his usual bucking, and she put a hand on his abdomen to hold him down. Her mouth never left his cock, and he knew that she was swallowing his cum. No girl had ever done that for him before, but his own beautiful mother was doing it now. His orgasm finally subsided, and he stopped bucking. "Ohhh fuckkkkkkk" Mum pulled her mouth away from his dick and looked at him, and he could see a little trail of his cum dribbling down from her lower lip. As they looked at each other, her tongue flicked out and captured the cum droplet. She moved it around in her mouth for a moment, savouring it, then she swallowed. He shivered a little, and she smiled at him. "Like it?" she said. "Are you kidding, Mum? Can we do that every day?" She laughed. "maybe," she said. Then she bent down and licked up some of the cum that had continued dribbling out of his cock, and swallowed that, too. She frowned up at him. "You're still hard." James reached down and gently grabbed her under her arms, and pulled her up to lay on top of him, face to face. "It's because you're so beautiful Mum," he said. His left hand moved down to caress her naked ass as his right hand moved behind her head, grabbed her ponytail and pulled her down to kiss him. Her eyes closed as their lips met, and her lips parted as his tongue found hers. She moaned deep in her throat and ground her pussy against his hard on as they passionately kissed. Then her eyes flew open and she pulled away, as though she'd just woken up. "Well, umm... that was nice! I guess... I guess we should get you off to work now, heh heh." She stood up. "I sort of forgot to make coffee; I'll do that while you shower." James stood up too. "Mum, did I do something wrong?" "No, Sweetie, I just... we have to be careful is all. Do you understand?" "Sure, Mum, I guess," he said. What he understood was that although she was willing to get him off, she didn't want it going any farther than that. She had drawn the line but was maybe having a bit of a hard time staying on her side of it.
James moved to her and engulfed her in a hug, making sure that his erection pressed into her vagina again. He grabbed her ass and pulled her body into him, moving his hips a little so that his penis would rub against her pussy. "I love you, Mum," he said as he bent to kiss her. Once again, her eyes closed and her lips parted and they ground against each other as they kissed.
She moaned and grabbed his ass with both hands and pulled him against her as she moved her own hips to increase the rubbing contact against his rock hard dick. James knew then that she would let him bend her over the bed and fuck her, and he knew exactly how wonderful that would feel. He didn't want to be the one to cross her line. He pulled away, and she opened her eyes. "James?" she said. "I'll go take that shower now, Mum," he said. "I love you." "Oh, I love you too, Sweetie." She smiled at him. James slowly walked through the door and down the hall, hoping she would call him back to her, but she didn't. On Saturday, James was awake by 6:00, his body in need of his mother's touch. He lay there, hard and ready, but she didn’t come. His balls were aching so he had to jack himself off, thinking of his mothers mouth around his hard young cock.
He was worried. Maybe she didn’t want to do this anymore?
At around 9:00 he heard her moving around in the kitchen, so he got up, put on some shorts and went to get a drink. Mum was standing there, dressed in a short skirt and a white cotton top. She looked so sexy but she didn’t look well.
“Morning, mum. You ok?”
"Morning, Baby," she said. “I’m so sorry about this morning. I wanted to come and see you but I’ve had a really bad night. I must have slept wrong and I’ve got a migraine and a really sore back." "Oh shit. That’s not good. I feel kinda bad now cause I thought you didn’t want to do it anymore." “Not at all, Sweetie. I love our mornings together. I just couldn’t drag myself up this morning.”
“Oh that’s okay. I can massage your back and neck for you if you want? Would that help?”
“It really would, but are you sure you don’t mind?”
“Mum, you’ve been helping me out every day. This is the least I can do. Besides, I think I’m pretty good at giving massages.”
She laughed. “Ok sweetie. I’d really like that.”
Together they walked to her room. Mum went into her bathroom and emerged with a bottle of massage oil and handed it to him as he sat on the edge of her bed.
As he watched, she lifted her tshirt over her head and exposed her white bra. She reached behind and unclasped her bra and he watched her breasts fall free. They were so big. So full. He’d give anything to touch them. She then lowered her skirt and underwear and stepped out of them. She stood before him in her naked glory. Instantly, he felt the familiar twinge in his cock. It had already started to harden in his shorts. He wanted to be naked with her. She may not want to have sex with him, but he enjoyed having her look at him and touch him. He stood up and took his shorts off. His semi-hard cock pointed straight at her. She smiled at him and licked her lips. She lay face down on the bed.
As he poured a little oil onto his hand, he looked down at her body. Her head was turned to the left, resting on her hands. He could see the sides of her breasts as they were kinda squished and pushed out to the side. Her body narrowed at her waist and below that, her ass. It was big and round. Her legs were apart slightly and her large thighs were just touching.
He straddled her thighs and rubbed his hands together. He started on her neck and shoulders. She lowered her arms slightly so he could massage them easily. He kneaded her muscles firmly. She let out a moan. His cock twinged again. In this position, it was resting against her ass. Surely she can feel how hard he is. He poured a little oil onto her back and proceeded to massage it. Long, firm strokes down her back. Then he slid his hands up and to the sides. His fingers brushed against her breasts. Oh fuck, they were so soft. Mum moaned again. He continued massaging. He would stop just above her ass, not trusting himself to go lower. Not sure how she would react.
“Oh god, sweetie. You are sooo good. That feels amazing.”
His young cock was now rock hard. He was naked. On top of his naked mother. He’d touched her breasts. She hadn’t flinched. In fact, she’d seemed to enjoy it.
He decided to test her boundaries.
With his next upward stroke, he slid his hands to her sides and massaged the sides of her breasts. Mum moaned loudly and squirmed beneath him. His cock pulsed. She does want him.
He started massaging a little lower each time until he was rubbing her ass. His hands slid over her round cheeks and then up her back again. Next time he went lower, she lifted her ass in the air slightly and her legs parted. James couldn’t believe it. He moved down slightly so he was straddling her knees. He massaged her ass and again, she lifted it. Her legs parted and he could see her perfectly smooth pussy between them.
It looked so damn perfect.
So smooth. So soft. So inviting.
His heart was pounding so hard he was sure his mum could hear it. His cock was so hard it hurt. He slid his hand down over her ass crack and between her legs. He waited for her to object. She lifted her ass higher. His fingers brushed against her pussy. James and his mum both moaned. He did it again, this time letting his fingers linger a little longer. She was so wet. He waited for her to object. Again, she moaned. And she parted her legs further.
He started rubbing her pussy. Then he pushed the lips apart and slid his fingers up and down. He felt her clit and lingered there for a moment. Mum shivered a little and moaned again. James rubbed her clit. She squirmed and lifted her ass higher. He slowly inserted first one, then two fingers of his other hand into her pussy.
“Oh James” she began to grind against his hands.
Mum was now up on her knees with her legs wide apart. Knelt behind her, he could see her beautiful round ass and her pussy. His fingers continued to rub her clit and he started to finger her faster. He was surprised at how tight she was. His two fingers were a tight fit. He wanted to put a third inside her but he didn’t want to hurt her.
By this time, his cock was dripping pre cum onto his mum’s legs. He wanted so bad to slide inside her but he was still unsure of how far she would let him go.
Mum began to squirm. He saw her clench the sheets with one hand. She was moaning loudly. Encouraged, he started to go harder and faster. He could feel her tighten around his fingers. Her clit felt hard as he rubbed it.
“James!! Oh god. Oh fuck!! James!!!!” her body tensed and her moans got louder as she orgasmed. A little bit of cum oozed out of her and onto his hand. He hadn’t known women could do that! James slowed down but continued to stroke her. He could see her body trembling as she recovered from her orgasm. He waited for her to tell him to stop but she didn’t.
After a few minutes, he started to go faster again. Then he felt her pussy tighten around his fingers. She squirmed. She moaned. He could see her grabbing at the sheets. She was having another orgasm! This time, she bucked like crazy. She even screamed a little. Fluid poured past his fingers and onto the sheets below her. OMG. His mother was squirting!! He’d never seen that before. it was mesmerising. His hands were dripping with her juices and his mum was literally shaking. It was the hottest thing he’d ever done so far.
As she came down from it, he removed his hands and she rolled over to face him. He was surprised to see tears streaming down her face.
"Mum? Are you OK?" "Wonderful!" she said. "Oh, James, that was... certainly the best massage I've ever had. I'm sorry about... all the noise and stuff." "I enjoyed it a lot, Mum." he touched her pussy again, and she shivered. Then he brought his hand, covered in her juices, up to his nose. Mum watched as he inhaled her wonderful scent, then, one by one, put each finger in his mouth and sucked her delicious moisture off. She shivered again as she watched him. Then she knelt up and pushed him back. "Sweetie," she said with a smile, "I think it's your turn."
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Crazier - F.W.
Fred Weasley x fem!reader
This was written for @vivianweasley ‘s 400 writing challenge! I used the song Crazier (by Taylor Swift) from the Hannah Montana movie hihi. Congrats on the milestone lovely ❤️ I hope you enjoy 🧚🏼♀️
Word count: 2.6k
Warnings: just fluff! and wedding vibes 💗
A/N: ok but this song is ADORABLE ! it makes me so giddy when I listen to it (& i did, A LOT, especially in the process of writing this)
Flashbacks are italicized
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Feels like I'm falling and I'm lost in your eyes
There was something special about a war time wedding.
The atmosphere surrounding the Burrow seemed to glow in the morning light. The gentle breeze rustled the surrounding fields and the sun was just peaking across the horizon. Champagne colored rays burst from between the clouds littered in the sky, providing warmth for anyone who found themselves outside. Despite the early hour, the residents (and guests) of the Weasley household were already up, busying themselves with tasks that Molly had assigned them.
You found yourself still wrapped in your fluffy dressing gown, nursing a warm cup of tea in your hands as you directed Fred and George. You three were in charge of making sure the flowers, arches, and chairs were all ready for the upcoming ceremony. A smile couldn’t help but inch its way onto your face as you watched Fred jokingly shove George and cause him to lose his footing for a moment.
The soft laugh that escaped your lips caught his attention and your eyes locked. Brown eyes glimmered with mischief and adoration met yours and you couldn’t help the fluttering of butterflies in your stomach.
“Oi! Be nice to your brother, Fred!” You called out as George once again lost his balance, “We don’t want him losing any other body part!”
“Don’t be silly, Y/N.” He retorted, pretending to look like he wasn’t about to send a jelly-legs jinx his brother’s way, “He’s a big boy, he can handle it!”
You made your way towards the boys who couldn’t stop roughhousing with each other now, “Well regardless, we’ve got to get the flowers and arches up and perfect before your mother comes and has a right fit!”
Slightly amused at how much you reminded them of their mother in that moment, the twins stopped horsing around and actually got their wands out to be as efficient as possible. You were able to get back to peacefully sipping on your tea and telling them where they should put certain flowers and which arch belonged where.
The sun was fully risen when the three of you finished, standing side by side admiring your handiwork.
“Great job team!” George announces, patting both you and Fred on the shoulder before turning on his heel, “I’m gonna go check and see if mom’s made some food! I’m starving!”
Before you could follow him, Fred’s arm wrapped around your waist and pulled you from behind. Your back connected with his chest in a huff, and he placed his head on your shoulder, “Yes, Freddie?” You giggled.
“Nothing love,” He kissed the side of your neck, “Just love you, is all.”
Your heart fluttered at the simple words and you practically melted in his arms, “Where’d that come from?”
“The whole atmosphere of today, of the wedding, I dunno” He hummed, “It just made me think of seeing you walk down the aisle in a white dress in the future.”
Turning around in his grasp and wrapping your arms around his neck, your eyes met and it was the most genuine and sincere you had ever seen Fred look. It made your heart stutter and butterflies fill your stomach.
“You’re such a sap, Fred Weasley,” There was no malice in your voice, just adoration for the wonderful man in front of you.
“Only for you darling.”
-
Bill and Fleur’s wedding was nothing short of magical.
The moment the blushing bride walked down the aisle, the crowd seemed to freeze in awe of her beauty. But nothing could compare to how she glowed the moment she reached the arms of her loving husband.
As the newlyweds shared a loving kiss, your eyes locked with Fred’s and you were struck with the image of him in his best dress robes, pulling you in for a sweet kiss just like the one happening in front of you. When the redhead sent you a cheeky wink from across the room, you had no doubt in your mind that you wanted to marry him one day.
You couldn’t help but reminisce on the years past and how your relationship with the cheeky mischief maker developed.
I watched from a distance as you made life your own
Laughs rang through the crowded hallway as the Weasley twins rushed to get away from Filch. You rolled your eyes at their antics, but a small smirk graced your lips. Being yearmates and housemates with the rambunctious pair for four years now had allowed you to grow used to their mischievous pranks and their witty ideas.
“Oi, watch it Weasley!” You teased, turning to face the boys who nearly knocked you over in their rush to get away from the cranky caretaker.
“Sorry, Y/L/N!” One of them yelled over his shoulder, before the pair of them rounded the corner and disappeared from view.
Despite being in the same year and house as the twins, that was usually the most interaction you would have with them. Nothing against them, but you had your own group of friends and they had theirs. As much as you admired their mischief and wit, that wasn’t really your thing. You preferred to keep to yourself or your little group of friends, not fading into the shadows but not exactly stepping into the spotlight either.
When you were accidentally on the receiving end of their pranks meant for Snape, though, the twins forced themselves into your life.
You were sat on one of the beds in the hospital wing, waiting while Madam Pomfrey puttered around looking for some bruise cream and muttering under her breath about how dangerous the twins could be. You hid your smile behind your hand, it honestly wasn’t all that bad, you just had a bruise on your cheek and one on your shoulder. They were both sore and aching, but you knew it could be fixed in no time.
Before the mediwitch could apply any salve to your exposed shoulder, the twins burst into the hospital wing.
“Y/N!” One of them, you thought maybe George, yelled.
“Oh Merlin, we’re so sorry!” The other twin said as they reached you.
Madam Pomfrey began to protest the twins’ presence, but you were quick to reply, “It’s fine you guys. Madam Pomfrey’s just about to fix me up and I’ll be good as new!”
The rest of the week, the twins didn’t leave you alone. Constantly opening doors and pulling out chairs for you, the pair of them weaseled their way into your daily routine. You could feel them wriggling their way into your heart too, and you knew that there was no going back now.
Every sky was your own kind of blue
And I wanted to know how that would feel
“Y/N?” You turned around to the source of the voice only to be face to face with none other than Fred Weasley.
“Fred,” You breathed, hitching the books in your arms a little higher and tighter, “What’s up? Do you need something?”
The castle was decorated beautifully for the Christmas hols, and more importantly to impress the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang guests you were hosting that year, but you were in a bit of a rush and you couldn’t really stop and chat. The professors had made sure to assign as much schoolwork as possible before the break began, which meant you were scrambling to finish everything on time.
You noticed Fred rock back on his heels and shove his hands in the pockets of his robes, “Are you alright?” You asked.
“Huh? Oh yeah, I’m brilliant really,” He muttered, his eyes shifting around and his ears tinging pink ever so slightly.
“O-kay,” You said, “Sorry, Fred but I’m rushing to get some coursework finished. I’ll talk to you later, yeah?”
“Yeah, of course.” He mumbled as you turned on your heel and rushed away. His shoulders slumped slightly, “Bloody idiot, couldn’t get a word out of your mouth…”
Unknown to you, Fred walked all the way back to the common room muttering under his breath. The Yule Ball was coming up and the only person he wanted to take was you, he just needed to buck up enough courage to actually ask you. Every time he tried, though, he clammed up and nothing could come out of his mouth.
When you climbed through the portrait hole a while later, he was still sat on one of the couches, staring at the fireplace and brainstorming ideas of how he could gather up some of his Gryffindor courage and ask you a simple question. He actually made it a point to write down a few of them on some parchment, but most of them were crossed out.
Sonorus charm during breakfast
Sending her a letter (? possible)
Ask Hermione to ask her for me
He hadn’t noticed that you came in, so when you plopped down on the couch beside him, he almost jumped out of his seat. He looked right suspicious to you, trying to shove the piece of parchment he was holding back into the pocket of his robes. Knowing the kind of mischief he could cause you, you did what any other sane person would do.
“Accio parchment.” You said, pointing your wand at his robes. The paper flew out and into your open palm.
“No, Y/N-” He protested, but you stood up quickly and got out of his grabbing reach.
“What’s this Fred? Haven’t gotten any good ideas to ask someone to the Yule Ball?” You teased after skimming over his messy notes.
At that moment he thanked Merlin and Morgana that he hadn’t actually written down your name. Still, his ears and neck were pink and he could feel his face grow hot as you read over the dumb ideas he wrote down.
“That’s none of your business, don’t you think?” He mumbled, taking the parchment out of your hands and sticking it back safely in his pocket.
“Oh alright,” You smiled, “Just teasing!”
He nodded quickly then proceeded to make his way to the staircase, wanting to just curl up in bed and scream into his pillow. Something stopped him, though. He paused right at the doorway and turned to face you slowly.
“Y/N?” He said.
“Yeah, Fred?” You asked, busy trying to smooth down the disheveled uniform and hair that came from running away from him so quickly a few minutes before. You weren’t paying as much attention to the redhead as you should’ve, adjusting the strap of your bag on your shoulder.
“Do you want to go to the Yule Ball with me?”
His question rang through the empty common room and made you pause what you were doing.
“Sorry, what?” You asked, turning to look at him.
“Erm, I asked if you wanted to go to the Yule Ball with me,” He mumbled, rocking back on his heels.
A slow smile spread across your face, “Of course! I’d love to.”
“Great!” He nearly yelled, “Great, yeah. I can’t wait!”
-
You stood at the top of the staircase, your gown swishing gently as you made your way to where the rest of the students were waiting. Fred’s hair could easily be spotted above the crowd, so you weaved your way through to him.
When his eyes found yours the world seemed to stop. Blood rushed to his ears and his breath came out in short puffs. His vision seemed to tunnel and the only thing he could see was you. You looked absolutely stunning.
“Wow,” He breathed once you reached him, “I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven. You look phenomenal, Y/N.”
Your heart stuttered at the compliment, “Thanks, Fred. You look great too.”
Fred was nothing short of the perfect date. He held your waist as the two of you entered the Great Hall, held your seat out for you as you reached your table, and took your hand to lead you to the dance floor when it was time for the waltz. The both of you weren’t great dancers, but you stumbled and giggled through the whole thing with smiles on your faces.
When the two of you grew tired of dancing, he gently whispered in your ear, “D’you wanna get out of here?”
“Sure,” You smiled.
In a moment of bravery, you took his hand in yours as the two of you walked leisurely through the snow filled grounds. Heart still beating in your chest, you stole a glance in his direction. To your surprise, he wore a goofy smile on his face and his ears were slightly tinged pink. Instead of letting go, he squeezed your hand and led you to an empty bench.
You sat in peaceful silence for a few minutes, taking in the gorgeous decorations made for the ball, but after a while you asked “Knut for your thoughts?”
Fred turned to face you slightly and let out a small puff of breath, “I’ve actually wanted to talk to you about something.”
Your brows furrowed in concern, “What’s up?”
“I fancy the hell out of you, Y/N.” He breathed nervously, tucking a piece of hair behind his ear and staring at the ground.
“Oh Fred, I really fancy you too.” You grinned giddily, a small laugh leaving your lips.
His eyes widened at your statement and his grin seemed to match yours, “What’s so funny then?”
“Nothing,” You shrugged, snaking your arms around his neck, “I’ve just fancied you for so long, I just didn’t think you’d actually feel the same for me.”
Instead of replying, Fred swooped down and pressed a searing kiss on your lips. You gasped slightly, not expecting his lips to be on yours, but soon you melted into his touch. His arms wrapped around your waist before the two of you broke apart.
“That answer your question?” He breathed, going back in to peck your lips again and again until you were giggling and playfully slapping him on the chest.
“You’re really something else, Weasley.”
You lift my feet off the ground
You spin me around
You make me crazier crazier
“D’you wanna get out of here?” A familiar voice asked in your ear as strong arms wrapped around your waist.
“Now where have I heard that before?” You teased, placing a soft peck on Fred’s lips.
The wedding reception was in full swing now, a crowd of redheads filling the tent. You were standing to the side, taking in just how much happiness this event sparked in your life and in so many others’. It was as if the world stopped to celebrate the love that Bill and Fleur clearly felt for each other.
Without answering you, Fred merely took your hand in his and led you out into the dusk. The breeze cooling down your slightly warm skin.
“Care for a dance?” He grinned at you, holding out his hand when you two had reached a relatively empty area in the surrounding field.
“I thought you’d never ask,” You joked, taking his hand and putting your other one on his shoulder.
Gently, the two of you swayed together as the sun finally set beyond the horizon and as the first few stars appeared above you. No music was playing, nor was it needed, as you were wrapped around the love of your life.
He sighed contentedly, “When all this is over and we’ve won the war, I’m going to marry you.”
“Good,” You said confidently, “Because I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Fred Weasley.”
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Hi, are you still taking AU requests, and if so: can I get a 77 & a 94 with Agent Whiskey?
I am ALWAYS down to take more of the AU/Tropes! In fact, I should really reblog that post again because I'm in a bit of a writing stump...
Also, this gives me a chance to really test out my Agent Whiskey writing skills, and I wrote this as a little intro into the world I have planned out for a Whiskey fic
77. In Vino Veritas (I am ashamed that I had to google this...)
94. Hair Brushing/Braiding
Send me an AU or 2??
October. It was already October, and you were only a few weeks shy of having been with the Statesmen for an entire year. It seemed like yesterday that you were recruited. You could still see the glinting eyes of Champ as he asked you to join his rank of agents. You'd thought he was mad at first, playing along just for curiosities' sake, but one thing lead to another, and for all the coincidences out there you joined the Statesmen and started working on October 31st, Halloween day. Which was a bit laughable if you considered your line of work heavily involving human direction, being a forensic pathologist and all.
A year... you still couldn't really wrap your head around it. But then again, you were still getting used to this job, after all it seemed like the places was was made to keep you on your toes at all times.
"Cherry, darling, you have got to stop staring at you computer like that. Gonna strain those pretty eyes of yours if you keep that up," speaking of keeping you on your toes, you jumped slightly and your eyes jumped from you computer's digital calendar up to meet those of your favorite, and least favorite, fellow agent.
"Whiskey," you sighed out, "Please tell me your here for something more than just to pester me. I do have work to do."
Whiskey only grinned, and pulled out the chair in front of your little desk before sitting down and leaning back into the chair.
"Now, I would never do something like that to you, darling! I just wanted to come check in on you, make sure you're not stressing yourself over your work."
You sigh harder, and run your fingers over your temples, before looking up giving the man across from you, whose eyes were sparkling with playfullness but sincerity, and you couldn't help but shoot a small smile back at him. "I am fine Agent Whiskey, and I appreciate the concern, but I do have quite a bit to do."
"Oh come on, its almost lunch, let me take you somewhere to get something, on me."
He was smirking now, and you were just shaking your head softly. "No, thank you for the offer, but I did pack a lunch, and I plan to eat right here so I can get through the paperwork that has been piling up."
"Please darling?"
You only shook your head again, and sent him a look of, "this is not a fight you're gonna win", and Whiskey sighed before slapping both legs with his hands and standing up, "Well, I guess I won't argue with you this time, but the offer stands whenever you want to take it."
And with that he left you alone in you office as you sigh and relax back into your chair, a soft pang of regret echoing through your chest before you turned back to you computer, this time to actually get work done.
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He stayed away from your office for a few days. Something that surprised you a bit considering how much he loved to show up and distract you while he wasn't away on a mission. You didn't hate Whiskey, not at all. In fact, you found yourself constantly fighting a loosing battle with how much you were falling for his charms and teasing. He was a good man, and you new that, but it didn't change the fact that he was a serial flirt, and he probably only came to you for how you flustered and reacted to his advances.
When he walked into your office this time, all swagger and shiny white teeth, you had been gathering your things to head down to your lab, nearly running into his chest as you opened your office door.
"Now, Cherry, had I known you were so eager to jump into my arms, I might have come by sooner."
As always, you sighed and felt hear creep onto your face, before taking a step back and clearing your throat, "Agent Whiskey, please, I have to get to my lab, I have work to do."
He just stood there, smirk plastered on his face, before he held his arm out, and said, "Well then, let me have the honor of escorting the pretty lady?"
You just rolled your eyes and shouldered past him. "Agen-"
"Darling, we both know you can just call me Whiskey, you don't have to be all proper with the agent each time."
Shaking your head you started walking down the hall, listening as his booted footsteps followed after you with a slump of your shoulders. "Agent Whiskey, don't you have work you need to be doing, instead of following me down hallways?"
He only chuckled in response, stopping next to you as you stopped in front of your lab's entrance. "Ok ok, i know when I'm unwanted, I just wanted to make sure you knew about the yearly Halloween party, and make sure you're going this year."
You knew about the party. It was one of the few things the Statesmen did together as a way to let loose and hang out with their friends and fellow agents. You'd been invited to come the year before, but considering you went even officially apart of the organization yet, and you knew no one but Champ, you had not gone to the party. And in all honestly, you were planning on doing the same this year. You still felt to new to really enjoy partying with people you barely knew, having only a few people you did actually converse with, and you meant to tell exactly that to Whiskey, but the second you made eye contact you were a goner. He was looking at you with some sense of eager hope, one that made you ache with guilt for even think about telling the man no. Damn those puppy eyes.
"I....I guess I hadn't really thought about it until now. I guess I could show up for a little while."
The grin that spread across Whiskey's face, highlighting his singular dimple in one cheek had you fluttering under his apparent happiness. "Wonderful! I cant wait to see you there, darling. Find me and ill buy you a few rounds of drinks!"
Still grinning he took a step back, before grinning out, "and don't forget to dress up, it is a Halloween party after all."
And with a wink, he turned and left you cursing your inability to withstand his charms as you shakily pulled yourself into your lab.
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You shouldn't have agreed to this. You felt silly, and standing outside the party venue you found yourself repeatedly pulling on stupid black gloves that went with your "mad scientist" costume. This is ridiculous, you should just turn and leave and just sit on your couch and watch Stephen King movies all night as you eat far to many fun size candies.
But you were already here, you were already wearing this joke of a costume with black smudges painted across your face as proof of a failed experiment, so you just sighed and yanked on the labcoat dress before taking a deep breath and walking into the party.
Your arrival wasn't late, but you certainly weren't early either. The party had already been in the swing of things for a little while as Purple People Eater rang out across the venue. It was obvious that a few of your fellow agents had already been going after the drinks as they partied, and you couldn't help but cringe a bit at the sight of so many people moving about.
You were debating over staying or leaving again when you heard a loud, but very familiar laugh echo from your right. Turning your head, you had to bite your lip to stop from laughing as you seen Whiskey saddle up beside you. You thought he'd been the living embodiment of a cowboy before, but now, there was no doubt about it. Whiskey had really played into the stereotype, doning a pair of chaps with fringe along the sides, a lasso loosely wrapped around the shoulder of his pearl snap button down shirt, a vest matching his chaps fringe and all, and of course his stetson and his usual cowboy boots now paired with spurs for good measure.
"You, darling, really look every part of a beautiful mad scientist, and id love to be put on the mission to take you down," he finished with a wink, and this time you could help the small giggle that escaped you.
"Please, I didn't think you could look anymore like a cowboy, yet here you are looking like you step out of an old western! Where have you parked the horse? Out back?"
Whiskey chuckled, smirk spreading as you teased him, and his eyes lighting up as he leaded down and whispered, "No horse, but you know what they say, save a horse, ride a cowboy."
Rolling your eyes, you scoffed, looking around the room before you turned back to Whiskey and saying, "I remember you promising me some drinks?"
Grinning, Whiskey motioned for you to walk first as he followed behind to the closest bar. If you were being honest with yourself, you could feel your hands shaking with nerves. You'd never really teased Whiskey back like that before, and while you had enjoyed it, and could tell he had liked it as well, you couldn't shake the nerves that seemed to be following you, the nerves that always followed you when Whiskey was near.
You downed the first drink Whiskey had gotten you, even as he chuckled in surprise before ordering you a second as he only sipped on his own iced whiskey in his hand. The two of you talked, well Whiskey mainly talked, telling stories about past missions and what heroing things he's done, though some seemed a little far fetched to believe no matter how much he insisted upon them. You laughed, and teased him a few times, and as time ticked on and you finished more and more drinks, you found yourself enjoying the party and happy that you actually came.
Then, as you started swaying a bit back and forth from the amount of alcohol you had consumed, Whiskey leaned forward and said, "I think its time I get you home. I think you've have enough fun for one night, darling."
You wanted to put up a fight, you were having fun and going home meant that your time with Whiskey would end, that all this false confidence you had gotten from your liquid courage would fade and you'd be back to just flustering at his teasing words as he followed you down the halls or sat in your small office, and you didn't want that.....you were having fun...you were having fun with the man you liked... a lot...."
Looking up, Whiskey was staring at you, deep pools of brown swirling as he took in your face, which only confused you, was there something on your face? But then Whiskey smiled softly at you, and said, "Come on, I'll drive you home," and you could only melt at his soft words and expression as he guided you out of the party and towards his vehicle.
The second you were seated, you felt your eyes dropping, the weight of the day paired with the alcohol finally making you sleepy, making you slur your words as Whiskey asked for you address, but you eventually got it out as you leaned against his side.
You fell asleep on the trip to your home, only waking as Whiskey nudged you and helped you walked to your home. He even took your keys, opening the home for you as you stumbled inside, not even bothering with changing clothes as you walked to your bedroom and collapsed onto your bed.
"I know you're tired, darling, but you need to shange into something more comfortable, or at least get these boots off, Cherry."
You just whined and rolled onto your back, lifting your leg trying fruitlessly to yank the boot off, before you heard Whiskey chuckle and walk over to help. Gently, you unzipped and pulled off your boots one at a time, making sure to lay your legs back onto your bed softly. He stood there for a few seconds looking over you, before asking, "Anything else you need?"
It took you a few minutes, but in your intoxicated state, all you could think about was how ratty your hair must look, and how you didn't want to deal with it in the morning, so with puppy eyes and a slight piut on your lip, you asked, "Brush my hair for me?"
Whiskey startled, not expecting that to be your answer, but he smiled and nodded, "Of course."
Gently, he sat you up on the bed, before sitting behind you with the brush in hand. "Tell me if I brush to harshly, ok darling?"
You just nod, and sigh when you feel the first knots coming free from your hair. Whiskey was so gentle when brushing your hair, treating you like you'd break if he applied too much force, and after each brush stroke, he let his fingers slide through the untangled locks of hair, occasionally brushing against skin and making you shiver. By the time hed finished, you'd fallen asleep from the soothing movements.
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The next morning you woke up to a glass of water and some aspirin on your bedside table with a note from Whiskey that just said, thanks for coming last night and little drawing of a cherry, and no memory past Whiskey mentioning something about an electronic bull from hell the rest of the night and getting home a blur with only a soft voice and white teeth.
While when Whiskey woke, all he could think about was your words you had not meant to say aloud,, right before you both left the party, "you were having fun with the man you liked... a lot...."
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A Te Che Sei Il Mío Grande Amore
Chapter 3: Senza che tu mi dica niente tutto si fa chiaro
Luglio 01, 1969
Luca’s birthday rolled around faster than anyone expected, the day arriving with clear skies and high temperatures. Luca awoke to his mother’s voice echoing through their home as she prepared breakfast. Stretching, the fifteen-year-old shook his nonna as gently as he could to wake her. She grumbled at his attempts and swatted at his claws.
“Nonna,” he sighed, shrugging with a smile and swimming into the kitchen to greet his parents. During his time in Porto Rosso, Luca enjoyed every moment he could swimming and spending as much time in the water since he couldn’t do as much in Genoa. He, along with Giulia and Signora Mia, had snuck to the shoreline in the early hours of the morning every few weeks or so just so Luca could refresh his scales and get the nutrients he needed. It was especially necessary when the temperature had become too cold and made him lethargic and ill. Luca shook his head softly, sending bubbles rippling above him in search of the surface. Signora Mia had been just as kind as Massimo, and just as headstrong in a lot of ways. He made a silent promise to call her with Giulia to make sure she was doing well, even if he were sure nothing could fell the infamous Mia Berni.
“Good morning, sweetheart,” Daniella kissed Luca’s cheek and handed him a plate full of seaweed and fish flank on his way to the table. Returning the sentiment, the youth sat beside his father and informed his parents that grandma had decided to sleep in a little longer.
“Ugh, she does this every time. MA!” Daniella shouted in frustration, only to be startled by her own mother swimming around the corner.
“You’re being dramatic, dear. I only do it when I think it will annoy you.” The elderly sea monster smiled toothily at her disgruntled daughter who muttered, “Which is every day,” and finished setting the table.
“So, how does it feel to be another year older, son?” Lorenzo floated a piece of fish to his mouth and chewed animatedly, his gaze never leaving Luca’s. Luca shrugged in response and picked at the seafood drifting across the coral table.
“Not any different than last year, honestly. I still feel like I’m fourteen, so nothing special.” He slurped the seaweed into his mouth, much to his mother’s chagrin, and instantly missed the taste of pasta.
“Fifteen is a pretty big deal, though, you’re becoming a young man and that means changes and more responsibility.”
“I hardly think now is the time to discuss any of that at the table.” Luca’s grandmother scoffed before he could reply.
“What, it’s just the basics; Longer tail and fins, not to mention attracting the pretty lady gills, eh?” Lorenzo nudged Luca in the side who nearly choked on his food and spluttered white bubbles over the table, his scales flushing darkly.
“Lorenzo!” Danielle cried, her claws slapping the table in mortification.
“What? We were around his age when we met. If I remember correctly, you thought I was quite the catch.” He batted his eyes at her, pursing his lips teasingly.
“I was young and silly; I didn’t know any better.” Try as she might, Daniella couldn’t stop the smile that threatened to break her scowl. She busied herself by shredding the fish flank and wrapping it in seaweed. Undeterred, Lorenzo lifted from his chair and leaned in closer, trying to further fluster his wife.
“Yeah, maybe, but you still accepted my courting pearl after the Spring Swim Festival.” Lorenzo pulled a reluctant Daniella out of her chair and began to lead her around the room in spins and pivots, grinning madly as she shrieked with laughter. Luca watched with a mixture of amusement and confusion, his discomfort fading as he pushed the idea of ‘lady gills’ far from his mind. When he peered at his grandma, she appeared nonplussed and continued munching on her food although a genuine smile lifted her aging scales.
“You were skinnier and more handsome then, of course, she fell for you.” Lorenzo pouted at his mother-in-law and led both he and Daniella back to the table.
“I simply grew into my man body,” He emphasized his point by sticking his gut out even farther and patted it proudly. The table burst into laughter and Luca quickly finished eating after, his stomach nearly as full as his heart.
After he finished, he turned to his mother and asked, “Is it ok if I go visit Alberto and Giulia for the afternoon?”
Daniella conceded with a content nod, “Just don’t forget about our dinner tonight at Massimo’s, we don’t want you kids to be late.” Luca agreed cheerfully and kissed each family member on the cheek before swimming out the entrance.
“Hey!” Luca turned mid swim to see Daniella at the entrance. “I love you.”
“I love you too, ma!” Grinning, Luca took off, the water gliding past him as he made his way to the surface and his friends. As he leaped through the blue waves, he imagined he was like the superhero from the newspaper comics that Giulia and Mia both read. Pointing both fists forwards, Luca broke the surface with a whoop, water streaming behind him like a cape.
When he arrived at the Marcovaldo residence, the only beings there to greet them were Machiavelli and a few of his kits, each of whom wanted his attention and brief affection. Finding some of his spare clothes in the drawers of Alberto and Giulia's shared room, Luca quickly left the house and wandered the streets, eager to find his friends. Judging from the sun, he knew the morning fishing trip had come to an end not too long before which should mean Giulia, and Alberto was out delivering. Walking through the town square, Luca waved to a few of the patrons he recognized, mentally wincing as he remembered his first attempts at greeting Porto Rosso’s patrons. If anyone had been the stupidi, it had been them.
Chuckling as he went up the city’s hill, Luca caught sight of two familiar heads of curls along with two faces he was not expecting. Tensing at the sight of Guido and Ciccio, Luca prepared himself for a fight and made to run the rest of the way before he heard laughter. Guido was laughing at something Alberto had said and lightly touched his shoulder. Somehow, the movement was worse than if he had punched Alberto instead. A dark and ugly feeling reared its head within Luca’s belly, causing his face to burn and his hands to clench. Clenching his teeth, the young sea monster marched up the cobblestone pathways, intent on not showing his discomfort.
“Ciao,” he muttered shortly, arriving beside Alberto, and instantly causing Guido to lift his hand from Alberto’s shoulder. Giulia nodded hello from her seat on the bike as Alberto wrapped an arm around Luca’s shoulder.
“Oh, hey Luca,” Alberto cheered even more so upon seeing Luca. “You remember Guido and Ciccio, vero? I helped their families in the off-season while you were away.” Luca looked at the two teens who stood abashedly in front of him and offered his hand after a moment of hesitation.
“It’s good to see you both again,” Not, he thought as he shook the brunette’s hand. Ciccio spoke up, his round features coloring.
“We realize we never officially apologized to you before you left, si? We’re really sorry about last summer, Luca.”
“Si, Ciccio, and I were very foolish and ignoranti, we hope you can forgive us, and we can start again.” Guido smiled warmly, his gaze sincere. Taking a deep breath, Luca felt his earlier feeling of… whatever it was, fading away. If Alberto and Giulia both felt they could trust these boys again, then he could follow their lead.
“Lo apprezzo. I know being around Ercole wasn’t the easiest either, it’s all water under the bridge now anyway.” He smiled genuinely this time, heartened when the two ex-henchmen immediately relaxed.
“Bah, no lie, I’m so happy to be rid of that jerk,” Guido nodded at Ciccio who nodded and twisted his hands anxiously.
“He ate so much of my family’s bread,” Ciccio whispered horrified, his gaze wide. Giulia shared a weirded-out expression with Alberto who only shook his head.
“I didn’t know your family baked,” Luca interceded, ignoring his friends’ lack of subtlety Snapping back to the present, Ciccio grinned widely showing his perfectly white teeth.
“Oh, si, Pasticcini al sale Marino is the pride and joy of Porto Rosso and my family. Our baked goods bring customers from miles around; you should see the line of people who want to buy my mother’s Sfogliatella.” He leaned in conspiratorially to whisper, “My siblings and I have been helping since we were little, so only we know the recipe.” He puffed his round chest out proudly, only to be poked by both Alberto and Guido.
“Knowing a recipe and following it correctly are two different things, Ciccio. Your batter was not very good the last time you tried to make Bombolini.” Guido teased and Alberto nodded knowingly.
“I still don’t know how you mixed up salt and sugar,” the older sea monster screwed his face in disgust, remembering how the supposedly sweet treats and mistakenly been made with copious amounts of salt. “Seriously, Ciccio, even the ocean’s not as salty as those things were.” Ciccio pouted good-naturedly as the group laughed.
“It’s still not as bad as the time Guido set the auto garage on fire,” the blond argued mildly to which said boy grimaced.
“I thought we agreed to never speak of that again; I thought my papa was going to skin me alive.”
The teens chatted a bit more and Luca began to warm up to the two boys who had hurt him so much the past year. Perhaps, he reasoned, they had been good all along and had simply needed the chance to prove themselves.
Bidding Guido and Ciccio farewell, Luca joined Alberto and Giulia as they made the rounds. Luca asked a question that had been on his mind since arriving in Porto Rosso.
“So, whatever happened to Ercole? I haven’t seen him since we’ve been in town.” Alberto placed the cash from his previous sale into the leather pouch of the cart before answering.
“Honestly, the guy kind of disappeared after the race. I think he was embarrassed enough to keep his head low for a while, but other than that, I’m not sure. Maybe he left?” Giulia thought for a moment, her gaze focused on the road ahead.
“Maybe, I don’t think he went away to university, but he could have. His family is really wealthy, so they could afford it no matter the grades he got.”
Luca kicked a pebble, his thoughts skipping back to that one word: university.
“What’s the point of grades anyway, doesn’t that, like, stress you out more?” Alberto mused.
“It certainly does for me,” Giulia huffed. She bid Buongiorno to a young mother who bought the last of their fish and both Luca and Alberto filled the empty space as they headed back down the hill.
“I think it’s mostly competition, to see who really wants to be an academico or no,” she contemplated. “Sometimes if you have really good grades, the universities will pay you to study in their schools. That happened to mama when she moved to Genoa.” Alberto winced slightly at the mention of Giulia’s mother, the story of her separation from Massimo fresh in his memory.
“I wonder if I was good enough, they’d do that for me?” Luca hummed, his eyes following the drains that spread across each building they passed.
“Well, duh, they’d be stupid not to; you’re better than good enough right now,” Alberto bumped his shoulder with a smile. Luca blushed and tossed his friend a grin.
“Hey, happy birthday by the way. It’s about time you got to my age,” the older boy winked and wrapped his arm around Luca again, causing Luca’s skin to hum with energy.
“Oh, yeah! Are you excited for tonight?” Giulia asked over her shoulder.
“Thanks, you guys, really,” Luca felt warmer with Alberto’s arm around him, and he was sure it had nothing to do with the afternoon sun. He wondered briefly if said boy could feel how hard his heart was pounding. “Should I be excited, I thought we were just having dinner?” Luca asked, brow furrowing in confusion. He twisted around to face Giulia as she pulled into the plaza and made her way towards the small coastal home. Alberto lifted his arm when Luca turned away, causing him to feel its loss.
Giulia glanced at him and grinned excitedly. “Papa saved some fireworks from the Festa Della Repubblica since we were in Genoa, and he wants to set them off for tonight.” Luca gasped and jumped in his seat.
“Santa mozzarella! Are you serious?!” He shared an animated glance with Alberto who smiled as he hopped off the cart.
“Of course! I mentioned to him how much you had enjoyed the fireworks during Vigilia di Capodanno last December. He decided that would be his gift to you this year.” Giulia locked the bike and carried their bag of earnings inside, the two boys following after her.
Inside they found Massimo at his stove, his presence filling up the majority of the room. He turned to greet them as they entered, placing a kiss upon Giulia’s curly head.
“Buon cumpleanno, Luca. May you live to see many more,” Massimo rumbled fondly, patting Luca on his checkered shoulder. Luca returned the sentiment and wrapped a short hug around the large man, his arms too small to wrap fully around him.
“Grazie, Massimo. For your wishes and for your surprise gift,” Luca pulled away while Massimo smiled happily, his eyes disappearing behind his bushy eyebrows.
“Giulia,” Massimo chided lightly, turning to his daughter who was counting out money, “I thought we agreed to keep it a secret until after dinner?” Giulia smiled apologetically.
“Scusa, papa, we were just too excited,” She and Alberto began counting the coins on the table while Massimo ushered Luca over to the stove.
“Come, Luca, you will help me prepare dinner,” Massimo handed him a bag of clams and ordered him to wash them thoroughly in the sink. Luca would be the first to admit he was not a cook, but Massimo was gentle in his orders and easily guided Luca in making a perfect pasta dinner.
Once the Paguro family arrived along with Ciccio and Guido, once again to Luca’s surprise, the night was filled with much laughter and filling food. The linguine pasta alle vongole was instantly a hit and paired nicely with the red wine Ciccio had brought on behalf of his family. To the teens’ disappointment, the adults were adamant that they were still too young for alcohol. At one moment, Lorenzo laughed so hard, he inhaled his pasta and sent part of it into his nose much to the delight of the children. After dinner, the group trouped outside with fireworks and dessert in hand. While Massimo and Lorenzo set up the fireworks near the edge of the waterline, Daniella, Giulia, and Ciccio helped serve gelato and watermelon.
With a happy sigh, Alberto nestled himself into the sand alongside Luca, happily chewing on the red-fleshed fruit. Luca’s eyelids were drooping as his body felt full and warm, accompanied by his own friend’s radiating heat. His gaze lingered as Alberto licked gelato from his lips, the cream dripping from the corner of his mouth. Forcing his eyes to look anywhere else, Luca shifted closer to Alberto. Instead, his gaze landed on his father asking animatedly about the fireworks in Massimo’s hand, the larger man looking both confused and entertained by Lorenzo’s energy.
“I know I already said it, but happy birthday,” Luca dragged his eyes back to the tanned boy next to him and smiled. He jumped slightly at the first explosion, watching in delight as the light of the fireworks made his friend’s skin glisten with multicolored hues.
“Thank you for sharing it with me,” He replied easily. Neither made comment as their arms brushed or as their hands splayed out behind them with barely any space between. Up above the merry group, bright color after bright color bloomed across a starlit sky, the stars twinkling their own delight.
#luca#pixar luca#luca fanfiction#alberto scorfano#disney#alberto x luca#giulia marcovaldo#luca 2021#luca x alberto#my fic tag#my favorite siblings#my fish bois#mutual pining#queer fanfiction#massimo marcovaldo#Daniella Paguro#lorenzo paguro#found family#a te che sei il mio grande amore
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Quantum Mechanics - Donatello
Request: The “Hi is it ok if you could do a Leo x reader where they are teasing with each other and the reader accidentally calls Leo ‘cute’ please?” Was SO CUTE!!! Could you do with the other turtles? And the reader also getting very flustered about voicing their thoughts out aloud? Thank you!
Content Warnings: Swearing, tooth-rotting sweetness, and Donatello being the hyper-genius he is.
Word count: 1432 words!
“How far out are you? Will you be here soon?” Donatello talks at a mile a minute as you trot down the halls of New York’s sewers. You laugh at his excitement and pick up your pace. Donatello recently had a breakthrough in one of his design ideas, and who better to explain it to? You’re one of the only people that truly listens to him when he talks about his tech. Sure, you might not understand everything on the level that he does, but you make an effort to listen and understand. And quite frankly, that’s a lot more effort than others put in.
You shift the phone in your hand as you start to jog across the wet cement. Your steps echo loudly through the halls of the sewer, and you praise yourself for buying non slip boots. “I promise, D, I’m moving as fast as I can. I’m maybe...two minutes out?”
“I’m timing you.”
“You’re ridiculous,” you laugh. Your hand scrapes along the wall as you sprint around the corner, fueled by Donnie’s excitement. You’d be lying if you said you weren’t excited to see what he had to show you. Or rather, you were excited to see him. You love the way his eyes light up as he explains to you his pride and joy of the evening. It’s an infrequent sight, to see him so ecstatic and free. So of course, you don’t mind making midnight trips to the lair to see him. You hear the faint “beep” of your phone in your ear as you round the final corner, and you smile at Donatello from across the room as you slide into the lair. His smile shines so brightly despite his hunched and tired demeanor. He flexes his hands anxiously as you sprint towards him, slowing down once you catch up to him. You take a few deep breaths before looking up at him. “What’s my time?�� you joke.
“A minute thirty-eight.” He grins. He waves his phone in front of you before quickly pocketing it. He nods towards his lab, starting at a brisk pace. “So, do you want an explanation first? Or would you like to experience my genius?”
You giggle, “I think I need an explanation to appreciate the true height of your accomplishment, Donatello.” Are you being a little sarcastic? Maybe. But he doesn’t need to know that.
“You always know what to say,” he smiles. He waves his hands around as he walks, wrists bouncing back and forth happily. “So, you remember quantum, right?”
You hum, “ Explains the behavior of matter and its interactions with energy on the smallest scale.”
“You’re the only one who listens around here. Alright, so I finally started getting into quantum mechanics and computing, and that’s been like, my thing for the past few months. And I just made the biggest breakthrough. So, the elementary logic gates of a classical computer, other than the NOT gate, are not reversible, right? Thus, for instance, for an AND gate one cannot always recover the two input bits from the output bit; for example, if the output bit is 0…”
He keeps talking, and you try your absolute best to keep up. Although, you do get lost somewhere along the way. You suppose you can always ask for clarification later, once his high of discovery has died down. You absorb what you can, nodding occasionally to signify that you’re listening. His eyes shine so brightly as he looks down at his hands, words flying out of his mouth at a mile a minute. The bags under his eyes seem so deep, and you wonder how much sleep he’s been getting recently. He wasn’t kidding when he said that this has been his new obsession, huh? Although the raccoon circles have always been his trademark, in a way. You’ll have to spend more time in the lair, maybe make him a proper coffee. God knows he won’t sleep: he might as well be comfortable while he works. He wouldn’t mind your company, right?
“So this is where we get into the fun part, quantum physics. If you apply an outside force to two atoms, it can make them… it makes them entangled,” he pauses for a moment, as though flustered by his words. He blinks twice before continuing, although shakier than before, “and- and the second atom can take on the properties of the first atom. So if left alone, an atom will spin in all different directions. The very instant it is disturbed it chooses one spin, or one value; and at the same time, the second entangled atom will choose an opposite spin. This is what lets us know the value of the qubits without actually looking at them.”
Weird: why’d he slip up on that part? You make a mental note to tease him about it later. You lean against the wall and look at him. He sure has gotten tall. You flush a little bit as you gaze up at him: his features are so perfect. Defined, you correct yourself internally. Keep it under control, (Y/N). “So,” you interject, “the state of the whole one-qubit...quantum memory...thingy can be manipulated by applying quantum logic gates, like how classical memory can be manipulated with classical logic gates, right? That’s how it works?” you summarize. You learn what you can, at least.
He jumps, “yes, exactly!”
“And the big issue with quantum computers is about removing...quantum decoherence? So you have to isolate the system from its environment?”
He whips around from his position facing you, instead turning to the keypad of his laboratory. After last month’s debacle, he finally decided to install an actual safeguard for his lab. He punches in the codes to his laboratory with shaky hands, “I’m so glad someone actually listens around here.” He messes up the code, and he growls quietly as he bends down to look at the keypad better. He rubs his eyes harshly after squinting at the tiny numbers, and you smile softly.
You chuckle, “So basically… you made a super fast computer? Are we gonna take over Google?”
“Oh absolutely,” the door opens with a hiss, “Pichai will be begging me for a job once we take over.”
There it is again: we. You smile, but neglect to mention the word. “Ooo,” you coo, “On a last name basis with Mr. Sundar? I think he should get his resume in early, you own him alre-” you gasp at the gargantuan structure before you, silly comment long forgotten. “Holy shit, Donatello.”
You jump as he puts his hands on your shoulders, startled by the sudden contact. You want to look him in the eyes, to ask him how he could have built this but...your eyes remain glued to the shining structure. It glows purple in the neon lighting of the lab, and you swear this is something you could have seen in a sci-fi movie. “Right?” he mutters. Shivers run down your spine at the uncharacteristic, whispered baritone of your best friend. You feel a rush of blood surge throughout your body, making you uncomfortably hot. You thank the universe that he can’t see you blush. Why is he leaning down so close? You’re not uncomfortable with it, no, but gods above, does he know what he’s doing to you right now?
“...superconducting qubits. Tomorrow morning I’ll be putting it into the dilution fridge. And it’ll be done. It’s perfect, isn’t it?” You look up at him, dazed. His hands remain in their place on your shoulders: they give off no heat, presumably because of his cold blood. Yet, you find so much comfort in them. You hesitantly move one hand up to hold one in place, and he turns down to you with the brightest, purest grin. He’s not cocky: he’s proud.
“You’re perfect.”
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
“I’m, wait hold on I’m mincing my words all up, hold on-” you stammer, “I just, I love how passionate you are? You’re so cute when you’re happy and wait hold on, no-”
He squeezes your shoulders, sighing quietly. You stop talking as your breath gets caught in your throat. He smiles. “You’re cute when you’re flustered.” His eyes widen as though alarmed by his own voice, and he sucks in a breath quickly: “Wait a minute-”
You laugh, “Alright, we’re even! We can’t tease each other about this!”
“Deal.”
You’ll talk about this another day: perhaps when you’re both rested. Or maybe, it’ll come up again on it’s own. But for now, this is enough.
You don’t let go of his hand. And he doesn’t pull away.
#rottmnt x reader#rottmnt imagine#rottmnt Donatello x reader#donatello x reader#tmnt donatello x reader#tmnt donnie x reader#TMNT x reader#tmnt imagine#donatello hamato x reader
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Almost Paradise ( Owen Patrick Joyner Fic )
Hey everyone! This story is gonna be a Owen Patrick Joyner story and I will be pairing the reader with Owen, so I’ll put Y/N anytime the main character is mentioned or is talking. This is my first story since high school so please bear with me as the writing will slowly become better the more I write. I hope all you fellow Owen simps like myself like this story. FYI this story takes place if COVID 19 never existed. Please check out my best friend Sydney ( @imsydneywalker) for cute Charlie Fics. Love Yall.
Summary: Y/N just turned 22 and decided to make a spontaneous trip to L.A California USA from Dieppe,New Brunswick, Canada to visit her best friend Charlie Gillespie for her 22nd birthday present to herself. He doesn’t know she’s coming, hence the surprise. But little does she know would she get a little surprise of her own on her way to America.
Chapter 1: Someday
House outfit: https://urstyle.fashion/styles/2814065
*Week before Reader’s birthday* 2021
Y/N’s thoughts: It has been forever since I’ve last seen my best friend Charles Jeffrey Gillespie or how I like to call him Arlo *as I hold onto the necklace he gave me for my 15th birthday*. Weird nickname I know, but I’ve been calling him that since kindergarten and I’m not changing it. It’s almost my 22nd birthday so I felt like I should treat myself to a present of seeing my best friend for a little while. Momma bear doesn’t know yet but I don’t think she’ll care as much since she loves Charlie as one of her own kids, so just taking a trip cross country shouldn’t be too hard to tell her. Right? Let’s find out.
*Y/N walks down to the kitchen from her bedroom*
“Hey mami,” Y/N says as she sits on one of the barstools, popping a green grape and dipping it into nutella into her mouth.
“Yes Y/N nickname?” Y/N’s mom says in a what do you want tone, while finishing cleaning up the kitchen after dinner.
“What?” Y/N asks.
“I already know you want something. You never come back downstairs after dinner unless you’re getting a snack or you want something. I’m your mother, remember.”
“Damn, that predictable huh? Anyways, yes I wanted to ask you something or more like tell you something. So I was thinking for my 22nd birthday I could possibly fly down to America and see your adopted son for a couple weeks. You know I’ve been wanting to move down to L.A so why not go for my birthday. I’d obviously stay at Arlo’s, money shouldn’t be an issue since I’ve been saving plus birthday money from past years. Sooo?” Y/N finishes saying while looking at her mom with puppy eyes.
“You already bought your plane ticket didn’t you?” your mom says while staring at you with one eyebrow raised.
“.... maybe…. no actually, I wanted to see what you’d say first before splurging.” Y/N says while looking down at the bowl of grapes and looks up again to smile cheeky at her mom.
Your mom rolls her eyes and laughs. “ Sure, why not. Do you want me to call Maman J so she can tell Charlie?” your mom asks.
“No no, I want it to be a surprise. It’s kind of a birthday present to myself since Arlo decided to be like “ I wanna be an actor and blah blah blah”. You say mimicking him.
“Alright, well as an early birthday present, I’ll buy your ticket. Should I make it a round trip or a one way?”
“Ummm make it a one way trip, I’ll let you know when I want to come home. You know Arlo, he always has some random hiking trip he wants to take, and knowing him he might drag me to one of those trips” you say rolling your eyes.
“No problem. You better go upstairs and start packing.” your mom says.
*You dip one last green grape into nutella and pop it into your mouth before you hop off the bar stool to give your mom a kiss* “You’re the best mami!”
*You run back to your room and start planning the whole trip*
*5:30pm One day before reader’s birthday and your flight*
*you're sitting on your bed finishing up some last minute packing, when you hear a knock at your door.*
“Come in.” Y/N says without turning around.
“Hey hun.” your mom says.
*you turn around to face your mom* “Hey mami, whats up?” *you say while sitting on top of your luggage trying to close it*
Your mom chuckles, “Here is your plane ticket for your flight, it's at 5:55am, you have a connecting flight to Oklahoma City, Oklahoma which will have a connecting flight to L.A.X.”, your mom says handing you the tickets. “So you better finish packing and get some rest.”
*You reach for the tickets while trying not to fall of your luggage* “Awesome, thanks mami.”
“No problem, just get some rest ok. I will drive you to the airport.” your mom says while walking out of your room.
“Ok!” you yell through the door. *You finally got the luggage to close* “YES!” you say standing up on the edge of your bed but then proceed to fall off your bed in the process which leads to a loud thud hitting the floor. “I’M OK!” you yell before your mom asks.
You place your luggages and carry ons by your door and start getting ready for bed. You look into the mirror one last time and stare at the picture of you and Charlie at the waterfront, ( https://www.instagram.com/p/B-suC_WF8Cu/) ( just pretend its yall, I know its like his cousin or friend)
“L.A.X I’ll see you tomorrow.” you say to yourself before walking to bed.
*Reader’s birthday* 3:00am
Airport Outfit: https://urstyle.fashion/styles/2813992 (girl on the left is what your hair looks like)
*your phone goes off at 3:00 am with the song I See Fire by Ed Sheeran playing from your phone softly.*
*You groan annoyingly wondering why you’re up so early, when you realize it is your 22nd birthday and you have a flight to catch in two hours. You spring out of bed, pop your airpods in and blair The OtherSide from The Greatest Showman and begin getting ready for your long day of flying*
*Dancing towards your bathroom, you turn on your shower to warm up and start brushing your teeth. You lay out the outfit you will be wearing to the airport on your bed, take out your headphones and head into the shower.*
*20 mins later. You hear a knock on your bathroom door*
“Almost done sweetie?” your mom asks.
“Yes, I’m just finishing up, I’ll be down soon.” you say through the door.
*Because you’re going to the airport you didn’t put too much makeup on, just enough to make yourself look kind of awake on the flights. You put your hair in a messy bun, put on your jean jacket, take one last look in the mirror before you shut off the light and head out.*
*You look around your room to make sure you grab any last minute items for your carry on. Especially making sure you have your Beats, charger, spare hair elastics and gum. You go to grab your luggage when you realize your mom already did and placed them in the car. Best mom ever. You grab your guitar case and your bag and head out.*
*Skip the car ride, you’re already at the airport*
“You’re sure you have everything right?” your mom asks while taking the stuff out of the car.
“Yes, I promise, I have everything I need. If I forgot anything important I will call you and have it shipped to Arlo’s.” you say while closing the trunk of the car.
“Alright, have a safe trip hun, please be safe and try not to get Charlie in too much trouble ok?” your mom says while hugging you goodbye.
*GASP* “ HEY! I’m a good noodle, Arlo’s the one who dared me to jump in the fountain at the mall. You know me I could never pass up a good dare.” you say while breaking the hug.
“Haha, yes I know which leads you to getting sick. Remember, it was winter.” your mom retorts back.
“ Yeah yeah I know, I’m still a good noodle though.” You chuckle while grabbing your stuff again.
Your mom shakes her head, “Go before you miss your flight silly.” She says while turning you around.
“Ok, ok I get it you want me gone.” You say laughing while walking towards the automatic doors.
“OH SWEETIE!” your mom calls out.
You turn around. “Yes?” you ask
“Happy Birthday!” your mom yells in front of everybody.
You stare at her like really. “Thanks mami. I love you too”
*You walk inside the airport and walk towards the check in line to check in all your luggages.*
*Skip to you’re already on the plane before take off.*
*You check your phone for the time, plug in your Beats, place them on and hit shuffle before. You look out the window watching the sun just barely starting to rise before you close it and begin to read your book, for the next 4 hours.*
*4 hours later*
*You finish up one of your books, you pull off your headphones just in time to hear the pilot announce that you guys are about to land. You place your book and headphones back into your bag and prepare to land.*
* You get off the plane and check the time on your phone to notice that your connecting flight is almost here and you begin to panic. You check your ticket and realize that of course your flight is on the other end of the terminal, so you begin to run and book it to the other end, hoping you’ll make it on time.*
“Excuse me! Sorry! Sorry! Excuse me!” you say as you weave through airport traffic.
*Half way through your running spree you look down at your phone again to make sure you didn’t miss your flight when you feel your arm get tugged from behind you. You notice one of yours and someone else’s luggage clipped each other by the wheels and they both go flying. “Sorry, my bad.” you say as you grab a luggage, not even looking up to see who you collided with and go back to your sprinting.*
“Yes!” you say to yourself as you make it to your gate. The flight hasn’t boarded yet so you take a seat and wait for your row to be called. You get to your gate, hand the lady your ticket and proceed to board your flight.
*You place your carry-on luggage into the overhead bin and take your seat, when you notice a very sweaty guy just barely making it onto the flight. You chuckle to yourself.*
*3 hours later*
“Alright passengers, we will be landing very shortly. The weather today is 89 degrees, partly cloudy, and 40% of humidity. Welcome to Los Angeles, California passengers.” the pilot announces over the intercom.
*You place your headphones back on, and calmly this time walk off the plane and head towards baggage claim*
*As you’re waiting your favorite song Someday by Max Schneider starts to play. You begin to sway back and forth, humming to the tune when you then feel a tap on your shoulder. You turn around to see who it was and begin to stare at him weirdly wondering why you can’t hear the guy talk*
“Oh shit, my bad. Forgot.” you say as you take off your headphones to actually hear what the guy was saying.
“It's cool, all I was saying was that I was sorry for colliding with you back in Oklahoma. I wasn’t paying attention, I was in a rush and didn’t see you. It wasn’t until after that I noticed that the gate was in the opposite direction.” A dirty blonde guy explains to me.
“Oh no, it was totally my fault, I should have been looking up instead of on my phone. I guess we were both in a rush. But hey, I like your jean jacket. Pretty dope.” I say to him.
“Right back atcha.” he retorts.
*Awkwardly stands next to each other waiting for your luggage to arrive*
“Welp, that's my luggage. Have fun in L.A.” The guy says as he grabs his other luggage and heads towards the exit.
“Thanks, you too crash buddy.” you say back.
*you grab your luggages from the conveyor belt and pull to the side so you’re not in the way of people. You go to open one of your luggages to make sure nothing spilled on the flights/crash over, when you notice that the things in one of the luggages isn’t yours.*
“Shit, I must have accidentally switched luggages with that guy back in Oklahoma.” you say to yourself as you look around to hopefully see if he is still around.
*You close up the luggage, and begin to gather your things and head towards the exit, hoping the guy hasn’t left the airport yet. You get to the exit, head outside and don’t see the guy you bumped into.*
“Damn it!” you say defeated, “How will I ever get my stuff back? What a way to start off my birthday.”
*You get an uber and head towards Arlo’s place*
#Owen Patrick Joyner#OPJ#julie and the phantoms#JATP#owen joyner x reader#oklahoma#fanfiction#julie and the phantoms fanfic#owen joyner's hats#bindi
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its 4 am i have no impulse control i finished writing the very bad blurb thing its ryan+min and its not good but im posting it under the cut here anyway <3 <3 (uh theres mentions/allusions toward underage drinking and also self harm and also internalized homophobia but its not like gnarly ok ok tfrtwser??????)
Min slipped his arm around Ryan’s shoulders, his hand brushing Ryan’s neck, before pulling him close for the photo. It was only a brief moment, but the afterimage of Min’s skin on his made Ryan’s hair stand on end, and his face flush. Not like the fuzz in his face from drinking when he really shouldn’t, or the warmth in his cheeks while flirting with a girl, it ran across from ear to ear, radiating heat. ‘This is wrong,’ he thought to himself, ‘This can’t keep happening.’ The click of the camera barely registered to him, the world was just noise. Just as quickly as it happened, Min was pulled away by someone at the party calling for his attention, snapping Ryan back to Earth. He placed his hand to the back of his neck, the bare air felt like ice in place of Min’s jacket. He turned his eyes back over to Min.
“Ah, uh, thank you...!” Min called back to whoever with a sheepish chuckle, and Ryan’s face turned almostly morosely soft. His heart thumped harder, and harder, he could feel it in his head, and he felt fit to burst, until, “Ryan? You okay?” Min’s voice broke through the dead air of the dance music, and Ryan looked like a deer in headlights.
“Uhh I….” Ryan spoke hesitantly, what he’d wanted to say all night and for who knows how long before bubbling up in his chest. He looked Min in the face only for a moment, and his throat suddenly felt strangled, “I just…. Uhh….” Ryan glanced around the room for a moment, before taking in a breath, “I…. kinda feel like…. I’m, uh, forgetting something important….” He made something up.
“Uhhh…. Oh, did you remember to put your guitar back in the van after the show?” Min gestured to the backstage door off to his right. Ryan snapped his fingers, “Y’know, I…. don’t remember! Better go check,” Ryan forced a laugh, slipping past Min, “Make sure no one’s touchin’ the goods. Be right back!” Ryan pushed his way past the other partygoers and backstage as quickly as he could, leaning against the door behind him and letting out a disgruntled groan. “What is wrong with you?” He whispered to himself, pausing a moment before standing back up straight. To his surprise, there, still backstage, was in fact his guitar, or at least the case. His brows furrowed, of course he really forgot that. Such an empty headed move. Ryan went and checked the case for all his things. Guitar, picks, strings, everything was where it was supposed to be, so he zipped it up and carried it out the back door to the tour van.
Walking round the side, he brushed his hand against the uneven surface, covered in slightly chipped paint from the Chicken Choice Judy mural he and Min painted on it about a year or so ago, before getting to the back doors. His mind raced as he placed his case in the back of the van, ‘You shouldn’t say anything to him. You have something good now, you can’t ruin it,’ Ryan studied the stickers on his guitar case, the razor blade in particular stuck out in his mind, and a quiet wave of a dull, stinging phantom pain washed over his thighs, ‘Not again.’ He shook his head a moment, before sighing deeply, and closing the van doors. Turning to leave, he let out a startled yelp, seeing a figure standing behind him.
“Woah, woah, it’s just me!”
It was Min.
“Dude, don’t sneak up on me like that...!” Ryan scrambled to play it off cool, but Min gave him a puzzled look.
“I... called your name, like, twice.”
“Oh….”
Ryan cleared his throat, and smiled nervously, “Sorry, guess I just got a little, uh….” He glanced at the van for a second, “...Lost in thought.”
“Yeah, are you…. Sure you’re okay?” Ryan could hear Min’s voice starting to go soft, the kind of soft it gets when he’s worried, and his heart rose up to the end of his throat. Ryan forced a smile and gave a dismissive gesture,
“Yeah, of course! Just got hit with lots of ehh, song ideas and, y’know how I think at, like, a thousand miles a minute, I probably just didn’t notice!” He chuckled, slipping past Min again, barely looking him in the face at all, “Nothin’ to worry about!”
“Ryan,” Min’s voice stopped Ryan in his tracks. It wasn’t upset, or angry, just…. Worried, and…. Disappointed? Regardless, it dropped Ryan’s heart like an anvil from his throat to the pit of his stomach. “You know you can talk to me,” Min placed a hand on Ryan’s shoulder, “I won’t tell anyone if you don’t want me to, I just want to be there for you.” His voice was so tender. Ryan turned only slightly, just to look at Min, whose concerned expression turned to a gentle, reassuring smile at seeing his face.
Ryan looked away, folding his arms just a bit, and Min’s hand brushed down Ryan’s shoulder to his back, slowly at first. It felt almost as if it pulled Ryan’s breath in, and Ryan closed his eyes. In that same motion, as Min’s hand pressed against Ryan’s back, travelling back up, it pulled the words right out from his lips.
“Min-Gi, I’m in love with you.”
The silence that set in deafened Ryan, his vital organs felt as though they’d been filled and bruised with boulders, and his head burned a dizzying burn, as if the fire and brimstone of Hell were trying to crawl out of his body for the unholy thing he’d just said. He opened his eyes, to see Min, red faced and shocked, and he clenched the leather of his jacket sleeves tightly in hand. The choking feeling in his throat came back, and he couldn’t bear to look at Min, “I….” His shaky voice barely scraped above a whisper, “I’m sorry, I…. I know it’s crazy, but…. Just…. I….” He started to trail off as the heat in his face brought out tears in his eyes, when Min’s hand suddenly pressed against Ryan’s back, pulling him into an embrace.
Ryan’s eyes were wide, as Min held him close with one arm, and the other stroked the back of his head, fingers combing through his hair, Min’s breath shooting down his neck and his ear as Min whispered in a voice only for him, “I love you, too, Ryan.”
Time stopped. Ryan’s tense body softened, and he wrapped his arms around Min’s waist, burying his face against the crook of his neck. For what felt like an eternity and yet not long enough, they held each other there in the parking lot of a dingy local live venue, just a few minutes out from Min’s college campus, although it felt like anything but. Until Ryan sniffled, and Min pulled away in concern. “Ryan, are you…?” The salty burn of tears bore into Ryan’s cheeks, but there was a smile on his face, and Min smiled back, wiping Ryan’s cheek with his thumb, “Geez, you had me worried there.” They both snickered, “Sorry, sorry….” Ryan’s voice was still a little weak as he sniffled again, and wiped his eyes with the heels of his palms, groaning.
There was a beat of silence, before Ryan spoke up again, “You…. Really mean that.… Yeah?” He only realized how silly a question it sounded after he said it.
“Yeah, of course, why wouldn’t I…?”
“I…. Dunno…. I guess I was just…. Nervous…?” Ryan shrugged, his voice trailing off a bit, “I dunno.”
“What’d you think was gonna happen?” Min’s face turned from humored to concerned.
“I…. I guess, I was worried that you’d…. Not…. Wanna be around me anymore, if I told you, I mean. So….”
Min paused a moment, before smiling again, “Ryan, you’d be my best friend before anything else, even if I didn’t feel the same. When I said you’re stuck with me, I meant it.” He laughed, and Ryan did, too.
“You said that, like, what? 2-ish years ago?”
“And I’ve been with you ever since, haven’t I?”
“Fair point!” Ryan chuckled and sighed. He fell against Min’s chest again, snaking his arms up and around his neck. “I’m glad.”
Min’s face turned soft, and he pressed his face into Ryan’s hair, stroking his back with one hand, swaying ever so slightly together. It didn’t take long before Min mindlessly pressed a kiss against Ryan’s head, and Ryan looked up at him with a surprised smile. Min looked slightly confused for a brief moment before fully processing what he’d just done and getting flustered, “Ah, sorry, was…. That too forward?” Ryan didn’t reply, not with words, he just cupped Min’s face in one of his hands, closed his eyes, and gently pressed his lips to Min’s. It was only a brief moment, but the sensation of Ryan’s lips on his burned into Min, who smiled and laughed nervously. “Too forward?” Ryan teased, and they both chuckled.
Suddenly, the sound of the back door to the venue caused the pair to part in a panic. “Oh, there you guys are. What’re you doin out here? Party’s not over yet!” A woman in orange flannel called out to them, and they looked at each other a moment. Ryan gave a disinterested shrug, and Min nodded. “I…. think we’re gonna have to head out early. Long day and stuff. Sorry!” Min called back to the woman, and she shrugged, “Suit yourself.” before going back inside. Ryan shuffled around in his pocket for a moment, before pulling out the keys to the van, smiling at Min, and eagerly hopping round to the driver’s side of the car. Min paused, and touched his lips with his fingers a moment, before getting a goofy grin and following suit to the passenger side.
Ryan started the engine as Min closed his door, and after shifting into gear, Ryan’s hand slid from the stick to Min’s hand, which rest on the compartment between their seats, and gave it a squeeze. Min tried to fight the silly look on his face, “Both hands on the wheel, uh…. dork.”
Ryan laughed, “You totally wanted to call me something else, didn’t you?” Min stammered over his words, much to Ryan’s amusement, “It’s okay, you can call me “babe” if you wanna.” he teased and winked, and Min covered his face with his hand as it heated up. “Cute!” Ryan chuckled again, “Shut up and drive!” Min groaned, barely concealing his own laughter, “Alright, alright! No need to be pushy!” Ryan joked, before pulling out of the lot, and driving off.
#cherryz txt#infinity train#i literally wrote this in one go and im not a writer pls dont come for me </3 im just fuckging vibing#tryna put my ideas into some tangible form..............#id draw it but taking on comics is a PAINNN.....#speakign of this is a ryan confession but its not the same as the ryan confession comic i was working on....#which idk if ill finish at this point LMFAO................ sad! oh well gjfhdgjk#i should actually draw smth now idk why im actin bananaz rn#delete later maybe
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the idea of babies having no sense of object permanence is hilarious to me. can you write something for Chrono, Nemoto, Rappa and Mimic coming home after a long while to their s/o and like one year old baby who is super happy to see them, until they take off their mask and the kid gets super upset because “where did daddy go???” little bab doesn’t get that his dad is UNDER the mask
(Of all the things babies do, this is like one of my favorite things...besides when they grip your finger with their entire chubby little hand. Or when they try to talk but it’s all just babbles. Or when they laugh or smile...Ok lemme stop. I got baby fever this afternoon. Anyway, let’s change a few of these up so all the headcanons aren’t too similar)
~Where is Daddy???~
headcanon|scenario|imagine|match-up
~Chronostasis~
-You watched as your daughter shook the toys in her tiny dimpled hands on the play-mat below. She was always so calm and very sweet. In fact, she rarely cried. It had gotten to the point where you and Hari took her to the doctor a month or two ago to see if everything was alright with her. Thankfully the doctor laughed it off after running a few tests. “There’s nothing wrong with your baby, silly geese. She’s just not a crier. In fact, most parents should be thankful for that! Now go home you two and get plenty of rest while you still can. Who knows how long this blessing will last before she starts crying a lot.” The doctor’s teasing words drifted around in your head as you mindlessly stared at the TV show from your comfy spot on the couch. Suddenly the door unlocked, signaling Hari’s return from work. “Someone is home early!” You called out to him. “Yeah. Turns out Kai put too many of the precepts on schedule today so Pops made him send me home.” Upon hearing her father’s voice your daughter smiled, big dimples appearing on her soft (s/c) cheeks...until he rounded the corner in his work uniform. “Hi baby! Daddy is home!” He reached out to her and she immediately began wailing like never before.
~Nemoto~
(I finally decided on spelling it like this instead of switching between Nemouto and Nemoto)
-Shin was very loyal to his work...sometimes a little too loyal. This resulted in him being away on a week long trip. Overhaul seemed a little heartless to the fact at first, but he’s been changing his ways lately so he at least sent you a gift basket to apologize for sending Shin away so long. It was more along the lines of ‘apologies for leaving you alone with the baby’ sort of thing. Nonetheless, you weren’t very angry to be with Naki (hello nemoto family au) for the week. It would all be just fine in your eyes. You were surprisingly pretty dang good at being a mother/father/parent ever since she was born/adopted. Nemoto was a bit over the top with being a dad, but he was also good in a sense. “Darling, I’m home!” You smiled when you heard your husband’s familiar voice accompanied by the sound of footsteps coming down the hall. While you smiled when his masked face came through the door, Naki immediately began freaking the fuck out and scrambling to get away from her own father. You could just hear the sadness in Shin’s voice when he asked “What’s wrong, what did I do?” Luckily when he took the mask off, she stopped panicking and reached out to him. “Looks like she’s less familiar with Shin Nemoto, and more familiar with Da-Da instead.” You smiled and passed her off to him.
~Rappa~
-Your son was pretty much immune to your husband’s rowdy nature for the most part. (I think I remember giving him a daughter but its been a long time since I read ‘bring your child to gang day’ so take a son this time lol.) If anything, your son was only 1 but had picked up on most of Rappa’s behaviors and characteristics. One of the worst ones was the fact that he sometimes balled his tiny hands up and punched you before giggling...like currently. “C’mon sweetheart, please just eat a tiny bite off the spoon? It’s good, see?” You pretended to taste some of the mushy stuff off the tiny spoon before carefully moving it to his lips. He opened his mouth FINALLY until...”HEY FAMILY!!! I BROUGHT SOME OF THAT CARPET FRESHENER STUFF AT THE STORE WHILE I WAS OUT!!!” As soon as your son heard Rappa’s voice, he slapped the spoon out of your hand and began slamming his tiny fist over and over on the high chair tray. He was excited to see daddy, until Rappa rounded the corner with his work mask still on. “Hun, did you wear that to the store?” You laughed lightly at him and he shrugged. He quickly went to scoop his son out of the high chair, ignoring the fact that the baby was in full defense mode. “Hey kid, what’s up eh?” Rappa tilted his head as your son began swinging clumsy blow after blow with his tiny fists on Rappa’s mask. This of course only made your husband laugh. “Oh he’s a little fighter! Hell yeah, let’s go then!!!”
~Mimic~
-It was more often that you would always see your husband in his full form at home, especially since you’ve got a little bundle of joy under your wing. He basically never came home in his small form, but today he was in a rush to get back to you after being away for 2 days on a stealth/negotiations type mission. He actually scared the shit out of you when his little body wobbled around the corner from down the sidewalk. “What the hell? Did you walk here?” You teased him and he sighed. “Of course not! Hari dropped me off. You didn’t see his car pull in just now?” You shook your head and continued with the task at hand. “Nope, was too busy watering the plants. Hey! You know who will be happy to see you?” Mimic hugged you and shifted to look up at the baby in the little swing next to you. However, this time he wasn’t greeted with the usual smiles and giggles his kid blessed him with. This time he was met by crying. Endless, melancholy wailing that carried on for at least 10 minutes while you worked with the plants. You couldn’t seem to understand why he couldn’t soothe your baby like usual and neither could he. Well, that was until he shifted into his larger form to hold them. That was when the baby went silent and fell into a comfortable cuddle in daddy’s large arms. The light-bulb went off in both of your heads at that very moment, and Joi promised to never come home in his tiny form again. Well...at least until the baby could handle him.
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Hey its the same anon who asked about the rented house story from JIB8 and if its not to much trouble would you mind posting the transcript? I don't wanna be annoying tho so if don't want to post it just ignore this ask...
it’s no problem just don’t judge me for having transcribed this wholeass thing in a fugue state of hyperfocus one night. There’s also maybe a lack of punctuation and might be spelling errors and whatnot.
https://youtu.be/2tefaXuc7D0
Jared: So Misha has a funny story
[Misha walks past Jensen and Jensen taps him]
Jared: to tell you guys. Um we shot so the last four-- those of you who have seen the finale, you can listen to this.
Jensen to Misha: want some apple juice?
Misha: [?]
Jensen: [?]
[Misha tries to take Jensen's cup, Jensen pulls it away and drinks it, Misha sits down]
Jared: For those who have not, plug your ears.
[2:20]
Jared: We shot the last three days of season twelve it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday apr 26 27 28 or something like that and we shot like halfway to Whistler and so it was a long dr-- [mimes gagging while Jensen inspects bottles to pour misha a drink] it was a long drive, so misha decided to rent a house like a vrbo house right, and he’s like hey guys listen i and
Misha: ok so just to pref-- preface this was a moment of poor decision making this moment that he’s about to describe to you
[Jensen hands Misha drink]
Misha to Jensen: Thanks
Jared: I'm sure it seemed like a great idea
Jared and Misha: at the time
Jared: and so he says like hey jensen jared i know we’re filming all day it was night shooting so all the stuff that takes place outside of the house
[Jensen sits down says something to mish]
[Mish and Jensen look at Audience]
Jared: for those who’ve seen it um it was all monday like we started at like 3am or 3pm mon went to five am started at uhh 4pm tues went to
Jensen: it was awful
Jared: it was awful it was night shooting and misha was like “hey Instead of driving back and forth and
[j/m look at Jared]
Jared: “being exhausted, I rented a house so I didn’t have to do the four hour drive round trip if yall just wanna crash there, like, it’s a three bedroom four bedroom whatever.” And we were like, that’d be cool, man, we hadn’t seen a whole lot of him this season
[Mish gets up]
Jared: cause he works like two episodes a year
Jensen: um it was a four bedroom.
Jared: [nods] it was a four bedroom?
Jensen: is what we were told
[Misha shrugs face at audience]
Jared: Oh that’s right we were told five--
Misha: That was a little bit of a bait and switch i was like [sits] guys I've got this pl-this huge place, might as well come--come stay [laughs], and then Jensen went, he you, got up early, he played some golf, he went early to throw his bag in, and he’s like [silly high pitched voice] ‘how many bedrooms did you say this place had?’ cause it was... two bedrooms?
Jensen: at most
Misha: at most. that’s stretching it.
[3:54]
Jensen: it was two bedrooms. One of the be--
Jared: I ended up sleeping on the floor
Misha: you were on the floor next to--
Jensen: he slept on the floor next to his other bed that he slept in. I don’t know what happened, I was in the other room.
[Audience Laughter]
[4:07]
Misha: oh yeah
Jared: [laughs] You on your little mat--
Misha: you were resting after what we’d been through. Um--
[jensen look down grin]
[Jared whispers something behind his hand]
[jensen and jared laughing]
Jensen: i needed it
[Jensen bites lip]
Jared: So
Misha: i mean yeah
Jared: so yeah so we filmed til like three or four uh
Misha: how much of this story are we gonna tell?
Jared: we’re telling it all
[Jensen cringes]
Misha: we're editing as we-- we’re editing as we go
Jared: we shouldn’t tell it--we--
Misha: not all of it
Jared: I think we’re-- you know what guys i think that’s it for us
Jensen: i think we're i think we're done i think-- I think uh uh
Audience: no!
Jensen: and we were we were so close
Jared: daniella’s telling us we gotta go
Audience: no!
[Jared laughing]
[4:52]
Misha: so I get upstairs
[Jensen laughs]
[Misha looks at jared]
Misha: in the morning
Jared: ok ok we’ll delay a little bit for yall fuck it
Audience: cheers
[Jensen is like hey it’s not my fault]
Jared: so misha, misha invites us over. We had, we had gone like, they’re thinking it’s gonna be like a short day that by short we mean like 3pm to 2am like oh it's only an eleven hour day it’s brilliant. It ends up going to like five and so we got back to misha’s place and were like hey this is like a sendoff for season twelve. Let’s open a bottle of wine, have a few beers, whatever, and so we hung out, we had a few drinks and kinda chatted on the, on, there was like a patio overlooking the Chief which is this beautiful mountain um
Jensen: after we realised that there were very little places to sleep in this place, we were then like well i guess we should probably just stay up.
Jared: so we stayed up and then-- went to bed. Um.
[Misha look to audience]
[Jensen face shrug]
[Misha high five jared]
[Jensen scratches neck]
[Jared giggles to himself]
Jensen: i do remember at one point being
[Jared laughs]
Jensen: being in the other room….
[Misha laughs]
Jensen: being a--
Jared: this is the night, wait, this is the night or the day of?
Jensen: being awoke by [loud snoring noise]
Jared: laughs
Misha: just
[Jensen snoring noise]
Misha: yeah it was
[Jensen snoring noise]
Jensen: and I'm like what are they doing in there? Have they brought in animals now? And h-- j--
Jared: like i said, i was sick, I was a little--
Jensen: jared was snoring so loud
Misha: it was so fucking loud
Jensen: from down the hall in a closed door bedroom it woke me up.
[Jared laughs]
Jensen: And I’m like how is misha possibly sleeping in the same room
[6:42]
[j/m share look]
Jared: oh he had, he had been put to the test the night before
Jensen: he-- [laughs]
[Misha Laughs]
[Misha mouths ‘well played’]
[Jared hits Jensen]
Jensen: he can sleep through anything
Jared: no he woke up for [laughs]
Jensen: when you nudged him um [laughs]
[Misha shakes his head]
Jared: [hits Jensen] they’re all like what’s true and what not
[Audience Laughs]
Jared: I want to believe! no so
[Misha laughs]
[J/m: i want to believe]
Jared: we we we wake up we wake up and it’s all like
[J/m wipe their eyes from laughing]
Jared: we filmed too late we stayed up too late and so uhm the phone in the so misha has rented this house vrbo or something homeway so he puts his information
Jensen: it’s all under his name
[Jensen touches misha]
Jared: it’s all under his name
[Misha shakes his head]
[Jensen face shrugs points you know where this is going]
Jared: so the phone rings the home phone rings
Misha: so stupid
Jared: so so jared, me, happens to
[Audience laugh]
[7:39]
Jensen: i love when he refers to himself in the third person
[Jensen gets up]
[Misha gets up]
Misha: i come upstairs to find jared on the phone after the phone had been ringing
[Jared gets up]
Jared: so this is
Jensen: the house phone, the phone that
Jared: to fill it in, to fill it in
Jensen: the phone that belongs to the home
Jared: to fill it in, the house
Jensen: that is not misha’s or us or
Jared: the house phone rings and i’m like heh hehehehe
[Misha sits down]
Jared: [mimes picking up phone] hello, and the other guy’s like “hey, virgil” I’m like
[Jensen leans elbows on the back of chair]
Jared: this is virgil yes this is his phone
[Audience laugh]
Jared: virgil’s--
[Jensen shakes head]
Jensen: the actual owner of the home
Jared: yeah i’m sitting with mark and mark wants to cancel his lease a couple months early it means well have to let him off the hook, but we have another lease coming in, we think, i'm like
Misha: [gets up] and i’m
Jared: pull the trigger pull the trigger
Misha: now i’m like whoa hey hey hey
[Misha mimes hitting phone]
Jared: yeah pull no no no go ahead a do it sign it. This is virgil, sign on my behalf. Sign on my behalf.
[Misha sits]
[Jensen nods then shakes his head]
Jared: and so the guy the guys like cool man we’ll just send the papers, and misha’s grabbing the phone, finally it like flies out of both of our hands hits a wall
[Misha into a glass, breaks a glass]
Jared: shatters
[Jensen drops head]
Misha: there’s the sound of me going “noooo” glass breaking
[Jensen stands back up]
Misha: me grabbing the phone and hanging it up and that’s how the call ended so it’s yeah great go ahead sign on my behalf
Jensen: yeah go ahead sign on my behalf that’s fantastic
Misha: noooo [makes glass breaking sound]
Jensen: we’ve got roy here to witness it yep thanks roy okay bye
Misha: I couldn’t believe the police didn’t show up after that
[Jared laughs]
Misha: and then the phone rings again
Jared: no no no no when was the computer when was your computer
Misha: the phone rings again
Jared: oh first yeah
Misha: i run downstairs-- i run downstairs right? … idk i lost the sequence at some--
Jared: you went to
Misha: at some point i i [did something?]
[9:05]
[Misha gets up]
Jared: when was your computer open?
Misha: i left my computer open i run downstairs that’s when he started tweeting something
Jensen: he jumps up runs over to the computer starts tweeting
Jareded: immediately
Jensen: then you hear misha come sprinting back upstairs as through he just realised
Misha: i ran back downstairs [?]
Jensen: that the computer was available
[J/m look]
Misha: i ran downstairs to unplug the ph-- the phone so that like no more incoming calls would come in the house and as i'm coming back upstairs i'm like oh nooo
Jensen: noooo
Misha: it was slow motion because ofc jared is sitting there on my laptop [mimes] hehehe
Jared: [mimes typing] i think i was like retweeting donald trump like ‘couldn’t agree more’
Misha: that’s right
[Jared/Misha laugh]
[Audience laugh]
Misha: that’s right [?]
[Jensen leans down again]
Jared: [laughs] he [?] then he comes up, and now misha’s like ugh okay i have my phone, I have the house phone i have my computer
Misha: i’m just gonna
Jensen: it was meanwhile it was the best morning cup of coffee entertainment i've ever had. i’m just sitting there at the table like [mimes drinking]
Jared: and so then it’s time to shower
[Audience laughs]
[10:10]
Jared: then it’s time to get ready for work, and so uh…. [chuckles] keep in mind this is like a a very nice house it’s been like architectured, and it’s very
[Misha puts face in hand]
[Jensen looks at someone to the side of the stage and shrugs]
Jared: beautiful home pretty new uhhhh and so the phones unplugged misha has taken back over his twitter
[Jensen looks down]
Jared: and so he goes to shower and get ready for work or w/e and i’m upstairs and i’m like i’m gonna turn on cnn like whatever, and i’m going, and it’s like a weird-- it’s some unusual Canadian satellite system i’m not used to, so cnn's not the same channel, so i'm like flipping through channels and it gets to like “boys in the shower”
[10:40]
[Jensen puts face in hands]
[Jared face shrugs]
Jared: or something. “boys and their butts” or something like that. seven
Jensen: [breaking] seven
Jared: and i was like huh [mimes clicking]
[Audience screams]
[Misha staring at Jared]
Jared: and i pushed [order?]
Jensen: that piqued your interest?
Jared: yeah misha's on the bill man
Misha: he picked and to be specific he he he selected subscribe
[Jensen is very blushy]
misha: which was very expensive
Jared: assuming assuming assuming in all fairness that the homeowner wouldn’t rent his house out to people without putting a block on pay-per-view, but he didn’t he didn’t block is pay-per-view and so he he subscribed, well ‘misha’ the tenant subscribed to uhh it was like… boys handsome butts
[11:25]
Misha: it was very very very very graphic bathroom sex
[Misha looks at Jared]
[Jared nods]
[11:29]
Jared: right
[Jensen face shrugs]
Misha: uh and i believe you sub you subscribed like to the monthly
Jared: month long
Misha: like forever
Jensen: [gets up] it was an annual annual subscription
Misha: it’s very expensive
[Jared Misha touch hands]
Jared: in all fairness they were offering a deal at the time
[Audience laughs]
[Misha sits]
[Jensen smiles at Jared]
Misha: i spent by the way
Jared: it was 30 bucks a month, 200 yeah
Misha: they they had they’d left before me for work and i spent almost two hours trying to unsubscribe
[Jensen trying to hide laugh]
Misha: unsuccessfully i could not unsubscribe because i didn’t have the password that he’d created
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1fRspEA6So
[handover]
Misha: that was a pretty--that was a pretty traumatic um morning for me it was really it kind of rattled me, and um it clif came over to pick jared and jensen up and the very very graphic bathroom sex was playing on the screen, and uh and at that point we were just sitting on the couch like this watching, and and uhh and clif came in and sat down and was like “hey guys we gotta yknow gotta get going” and he sat there for about two minutes before realising what was on the screen and there was sort of like a [mimes double take] ‘okay’ [laughs and nods]
#long post#sorry i know the page breaks don't always work so sorry if you have to scroll through this whole thing#rental house story#transcript#Anonymous
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EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED
Tom Riddle x Hermione Granger
Summary : Everything was planned, the spring wedding, the house, the children. But not Tom. Tom was not part of the plan. Unplanned things happen after all.
Azkaban was mostly renowned for its game night each Tuesday. Hermione had the habit of going there with her girlfriends on those nights. Tonight she was late. She saw the pub from afar and picked up the pace to reach the door. Once inside, she felt the warmth of the fireplace and the smell of the beer.
Luna noticed her from where she was sitting and rose her hand. Hermione smiled as she saw her friend and approached the table.
“Finally !” Ginny whined. “We’ve been waiting for you for hours.”
“Oh come on Ginny, she’s just ten minutes late.” Fleur smiled.
“Sorry girls, the tube was packed and I had to wait for the next one. When are those strikes going to end ?” Hermione wondered as she took off her winter coat and put it on the back of her chair.
She gestured to the bartender to order a beer and turned back to her friends.
“Please tell me you’ve gone to the florist.” Fleur told her.
“Oh fuck.” Hermione exhaled and put her head in her hands.
“Hermione ! The wedding is in 2 months.”
“I’m sorry. I’ll go there tomorrow. I promise.”
The bartender put the beer in front of her and Hermione smiled at him.
“Hello everyone.” The voice of Lee Jordan resonated in the small pub. “Welcome back for game night. You all know the rules, each team gives a fiver and the winning team wins one meter of shots.”
The crowd cheered at this. Hermione put her hair in a ponytail, readying herself for what was about to happen. She had always loved a little competition and in the past few months she had taken those quiz games quite seriously. One of the waitresses put one buzzer on their table as Angelina Jonson gave her a fiver.
“Everyone has a buzzer ?” Lee Jordan asked. “Good, let’s get started then. Question 1 : When you flush the toilet, in which direction does the water drain away ? A. Is there even a direction ? B. Counter-clockwise. C. Clockwise. D. In whichever way, the water does whatever it wants.”
Hermione almost spilled her own drink trying to get to the buzzer. “B. Counter-Clockwise.” She answered. Her friends looked at her, wondering how she even knew the answer to this question.
“One point to the red team. Nice to see you Hermione.” Lee Jordan smirked.
“Question 2 : How many squares are there on a chessboard ? A. It depends on the size of the squares. B. It depends on the size of the chessboard. C. It depends on the pieces. D. 64 squares.”
The five girls looked at each other and laughed at the absurdity. Hermione went to press the buzzer but she heard someone being faster at the back of the room.
Hermione eagerly turned around and saw a tall man standing by his table a beer in his hand. His hair was perfectly styled and he had a shit eating grin on his lips.
“D. 64 squares.” The man answered. His mates all clapped as he found the right answer.
“One point to the green team.” Lee announced.
“This question was too easy anyway.” Hermione mumbled. “A child could have answered that.” Luna and Ginny shared a knowing glance at their friend's attitude.
“Question 3 : One of those superheroes is made up. Which one ? A. Spiderman. B. Sandman. C. Elastic man. D.Mashed Potato Man.”
The sound of two buzzers could be heard and both of the players speaking up the same answer at the same time. Hermione, her hand still on the buzzer, turned around once more and glared at the man, his hand still on the buzzer too.
“I pressed it before you.” Hermione told him.
“No, I did.” He shot back.
Hermione turned towards Lee Jordan and asked him “Lee, I was the one to buzz first, right ?”
“Oh of course, ask your friend !” The man snickered behind her.
“It doesn’t mean anything that he’s my friend because I’m right.” Hermione snapped.
“Keep telling yourself that.”
“Calm down guys, it’s just a game.” Lee tried to defuse the tension. “Actually, green you didn’t really press the buzzer and the yellow team did. Hermione, you buzzed last. So it’s the yellow team that has to say the answer.”
“D ? Mashed potato man ?” A shy girl said.
“One point to the yellow team.” Lee cheered.
Hermione was still looking at the man, a small smirk on her lips as he lost the point.
“You lost too, you know ?” He finally told her.
“I don’t talk to other teams.” Hermione mumbled before turning back on her chair.
Her four friends were all snickering, clearly making fun of her highly competitive self. Hermione mouthed the word “what ?” then waited for the next question.
“Question 4 : Among those Smurfs, one doesn’t exist. A. The purple smurf. B. The astro-smurf. C. The smurfette. D. The smurf who doesn’t exist.”
Hermione hadn’t had the time to laugh at the question that she was already shouting the answer, her left arm colliding with her beer, and the latter ending up on the floor. “D. The smurf who doesn’t exist.”
“Hermione, you really need to calm down.” Lee Jordan laughed. “It’s only a silly game.”
Hermione felt her cheeks heating and slowly lowered her head, a little embarrassed.
“Ok, a second point to the red team. It’s time for the theme round. As you all know, I’ll give you a theme and some clues. Tonight’s team is Monsters. Let’s get started. Which monster has a zip on its face and was created by a mad scientist ?”
“Frankenstein !” The man almost yelled, apparently as much competitive as Hermione was.
“Good answer ! 1 point to the green team.” Lee Jordan smiled.
“Excuse me ?” Hermione snapped. “That is not the right answer.” She faced the man and got up. “Frankenstein is the name of the said-scientist, not of the monster.”
The man put his beer down and took a step forward. “What would you call it then ?” He sneered.
“Frankenstein's monster.” Hermione replied as if the was the most evident answer.
“Come on ! It’s the fucking same.”
“No it is not. Check your facts.”
They were both only a couple of meters away, the entire bar could feel the tension rising up. This small argument rapidly turned into something nastier. Slurs were thrown. Suddenly, Hermione felt a light pressure on her arm and saw Oliver Wood, the owner of the bar, taking her outside.
“Oliver ?” She asked, quite shocked. The door opened just a moment later and Hermione saw the man being escorted by Cormac McLaggen, the bartender.
“You two stay here until you’re calm.” Oliver said before getting back inside.
A silence settled. As the man lit up a cigarette, Hermione took out her phone. She mumbled something.
“Come again ?” He asked.
“I was right. It is the monster of Frankenstein and not just Frankenstein.”
“Are you seriously still on that ?
Hermione pouted and crossed her arms on her chest. She started shivering from the cold. The man secured his cigarette around his lips, sighed and took off his coat. He approached her and draped it over her shoulders. She rose her head to meet his eyes and took a step back.
“Let me stop you right there. I found mine.” She simply told him.
“And ?” He genuinely asked.
“I can see where you’re going with your coat and all of that.” She moved her hand close to his face. “I’m not single. I already found mine.”
“Good for you, so did I. But can’t you just say thank you like a normal person ?”
She looked at him and said “thank you” under her breath.
The door to the bar opened and two people came out of it, one being Ginny.
“Hermione, the game is over. We won. You can get back inside.” She told her.
Hermione gave back his coat to the man standing and went to join her friend when the other person spoke up.
“Tom, let’s hit Dolohov’s party.”
She looked at the man, Tom. He nodded at his friend and stared at her for a couple of seconds, before Ginny pushed her back into the bar.
**********
“How’s your chicken ?” Ron asked her.
“Quite dry.” She laughed. “Come on taste it, and tell me this isn’t dry.” She shoved her fork in front of his face and looked at him in adoration as he took a bite.
“Tastes fine to me.” He smirked.
“Everything tastes fine to you. I’m starting to wonder if you have functioning taste buds.” She teased him.
He only laughed at that. The waiter went by their side and asked them if they wanted more wine. Ron shook his head and took Hermione’s hand.
“Are we still going to my parents this weekend ?” He wondered out loud.
“Of course we are. When haven’t we spend our anniversary anywhere else ?” Hermione smiled. “Eleven years.”
“Eleven years.” He repeated. “Who would have thought my Complete to be the annoying know-it-all in middle school.”
Hermione playfully got her hand back and leaned in her chair. “You know what you got into the first time you touched me.”
“And I wouldn’t change that for the world. However, when I think about it, it was quite weird for an eleven-year-old boy to see his all future ahead. The house, the children, you…”
Hermione gently smiled at that. Something began vibrating on their table. Ron took a quick glance at his pager and exhaled.
“I’m sorry honey. I have to go.” He told her as he rose from his seat.
“What ? Right now ?”
“Yes, there is another demonstration near Piccadilly. I am sorry.”
“When is it going to stop ?”
“I don’t know. I hope soon. You know the Incomplete-” Ron got interrupted by another buzzing sound. “I’m sorry again.” He craned his head to press his lips against hers. A minute later, he was out of the restaurant.
Hermione wondered if she should finish eating or just head back early to work. The dryness of her meal answered for her. She picked up her bag, put on her coat and approached the counter to pay.
She waited behind the woman already paying when someone lightly poked her shoulder. She turned around and saw him.
“Excuse me, may I go before you ? I’m already late to work.” He said without looking at her.
“No you may not.”
He lowered his gaze and met her eyes.
“Oh. It’s you.” He flatly said.
She rolled her eyes and faced the back of the woman paying.
“You don’t want to talk about Frankenstein today ?” She could hear the smirk in his voice.
“Shut it.”
“Come on Hermione.”
She turned around and saw his shit-eating grin.
“Oh pardon me.” He scoffed and stopped smiling. “I shouldn’t smile or you’ll interpret that as flirting.”
“You think you’re funny right ? Well you’re not.” They looked at each other for a while before Hermione exhaled and took a step back. “I’m in a good mood. Go ahead.” She showed with her hand the spot where she was before. He nodded his head a thank you and approached the counter.
**********
Monday night was always an almost all-nighter for Hermione. Her internship in this law-firm had started three months ago and apparently her clients liked keeping her busy on the first day of the week. She looked around her and the office was completely empty. She checked her inbox one last time before leaving the building. She stopped before the front door, a horrified look on her face as she saw the heavy rain pouring from the night sky. As the British girl she was, she took out her umbrella and faced the weather. The tube was not that far, but knowing the current social climate she knew it would be packed, she then decided on taking a taxi. She put her left hand in the air, trying to call one. A dozen passed in front of her, all already busy with a customer.
After ten minutes of long waiting, one stopped in front of her and the passenger window lowered revealing him. Tom.
“How are you ?” He smirked.
“Just go away.” She replied.
“Where are you going ?”
“Chelsea.”
“You’re lucky, it’s on my way. Hop in.”
She furrowed her brows, wondering if he was making fun of her or not. She decided on getting inside the taxi as she was currently freezing and drenched. She told the taxi driver her address then lounged back.
“Why did you help me ?” She asked him.
“I owe you one. You let me go before you the other day at the restaurant.”
“Well, I guess you’re not as bad as I thought.”
He smirked. The ride back to Chelsea was not as long as Hermione thought it would be when she saw Tom’s face. They began to talk, about nothing in particular. She found out he was a little shit, but a nice little shit. What was refreshing was that they never talked once about their Complete. Usually, this was the first subject when you meet a new person, they would ask you if you had already met yours, how long it would have been, how many children you would have seen when touching him for the first time.
They didn’t speak about that in this taxi. Actually, they laughed.
**********
She was late for game night. Again. However, not ten minutes late like last week but thirty-five minutes late. So when Hermione entered Azkaban, she directly went to the bar, well aware that the girls were currently playing. Cormac poured her usual and smiled as he put it in front of her. She brought it to her lips and rose her head to look at the small TV behind the counter. As usual, Sky News was on loop.
6 weeks of strikes - Government lost in front of thousands of Incomplete.
Violent demonstration in Westminster.
Prime Minister Fudge - ‘I am well aware of the difficulties the Incompletes are facing’-
“They’re not wrong though.” She heard from beside her. She startled and saw a tall man standing in front of her. She took a good look at him.
“Taxi guy.” She said.
“Usually people call me Tom.” He smirked. She blinked and smiled.
“Of course Tom.” She remembered.
“Hermione, your team is losing.” Cormac joked. She looked behind the counter and saw Ginny currently pulling at her hair. She laughed at the sight.
“They’re totally lost without me.” She told Cormac.
“Yet, they won without you last week.” Tom intervened.
“I gave them a head start.” She winked.
“Sure you did.” He laughed.
Tom simply put his beer on the counter and silently joined her in watching the news. The demonstration had started slowly at first, only a dozen of people throughout London. In the next few weeks, the movement had taken great breadth. Thousands of Incomplete marching in the streets, in front of the Parliament and Buckingham, by the riverbanks. Hermione could understand what the Incomplete were trying to tell the government, but seeing Ron leaving every morning in his police uniform to contain the demonstration and meeting him at night, all bloodied, she couldn’t stand this anymore.
“They’re not wrong, you are right.” She spoke up, picking up on what he said before. “I just wouldn’t do it that way.”
He looked at her from the corner of his eye and analyzed the situation before replying. “How long has it been for you ?”
“Eleven years.”
“And you are what ? Twenty-two at most ? You don’t know what those people are going through. You’ve never lived your adult life being an Incomplete.”
She looked at him and pursed her lips. “Did you ?”
“I did. I only met mine three years ago.”
“But you found yours. They could all find theirs.” She said while pointing her finger at the screen showing videos of the demonstrations.
He let out a somber laugh. “You don’t know that. Maybe their Complete are dead or not living on the same continent. You’re one of the lucky ones Hermione. Not everyone is like you.”
She didn’t know what to answer. Hermione had never really thought about the Incomplete in that way. They stopped talking after that, they were not even looking at each other anymore. Hermione heard someone talking to her but didn’t register before Luna told her name twice.
“Hermione !” Luna shook her shoulder.
“Hey.” Hermione turned around to face her friend.
“We’re losing because you arrived late.”
A cheeky grin grew on her face and she looked at Tom. “Told ya.” He laughed at that.
“Hello. I’m Luna Lovegood.” The blond girl extended a hand towards Tom, he shook it. “No Luna Scamander.” She let out a small laugh, she had only been married for a few months and was not used to giving her bridal name yet.
“Hi, I’m Tom. Tom Riddle.”
“You were the one Hermione fought with last week, aren’t you ?”
“Let’s not get back on that.” He smirked. “She’s going to talk about Frankenstein again after that.”
Hermione lightly shoved him in the ribs and laughed.
“See you. The second round is about to start.” Luna concluded before glancing at Hermione, inviting her to join.
“I’ll finish my beer first.” Hermione answered. Luna smiled at both of them and went back to sit at their usual table.
“You don’t want to play ?” Tom teased.
“I don’t want to be linked to a defeat.”
“You’re clinically crazy.” He laughed.
Both took their beer at the same time and began drinking, their eyes still glued to each other. One sip turned into two, then without even speaking about it, Hermione, alone, started competing for who could finish their beer first. Tom stopped after the second sip and just stared at her.
“You’re fucking insane.” He couldn’t help but laugh.
“But I won.” She replied as she finished her entire pinte.
“It was not even a competition.”
“Says the loser.”
Tom kept looking at her, something in his eyes Hermione had never seen before. Time felt as if it has stopped for a second. Only two people in a pub, all alone, looking at each other, enjoying a beer.
“And the blue team is the winner !” Lee Jordan shouted, bringing both of them to reality. Tom cleared his voice and turned towards the TV. Hermione left to join her friends.
**********
On their anniversary, Hermione and Ron had the habit of spending it with Ron’s family, at the Burrows. Molly was behind the stove, preparing the meal for a dozen people in the kitchen. The others were all gathered in the living room, chatting over a flute of champagne about the current political climate and the strikes. Angelina and Fred were sharing a love seat by the chimney, George and Veracity not far. As usual Ginny was on Harry’s lap.
Since they found out they were Complete, Hermione had gotten along well with the Weasley. She felt good with them, as if she had always been part of the family.
“Ginny told me you’ve been late for two weeks in a row to games nights. What happened to our Hermione ?” Harry joked as he went by her side.
“Not my fault. I don’t control the tube yet Harry.” She smiled at her friend and soon to be brother in law.
“You must have been quite disappointed not being able to play with the girls.”
“Losing you mean.” Hermione chuckled. “Actually I had a great time. I drank my beer, I talked to.. to someone. I had fun.”
“Someone ?”
“Yeah, a guy at the bar. I don’t really remember. Maybe I drank too much.” She laughed. Hermione looked at Molly and whispered to Harry. “How is she ?”
“You know how hard it is for her when the entire family gathers.”
Hermione took a step towards Harry to keep the conversation confidential. “Are we ever going to know what really happened ?”
“I don’t dare to bring up the subject with Ginny.”
“It’s been eight years since he left. I remember that day. Molly had set up the table for thirteen, then suddenly she took one out. It has always been twelve plates ever since.”
“But you remember how he was. Always secretive, sneaking out, always writing in his little notebook. Percy was hiding something, he was lying to his family. To us.”
“I know, but what I find weird is that he left without his Complete. Without Penelope.”
Molly called everyone for lunch.
“Let’s not talk about that anymore.” Harry finished.
**********
Ginny had invited her shopping on Regent’s street this afternoon. Hermione got out of Green Park station and saw from afar a Cafe Nero. A cappuccino sounded nice so she entered the coffee and placed her order. The small place was quite packed and Hermione settled next to the counter.
“Excuse-me.” Someone bumped into her shoulder to get to the counter.
“An americano for Tom.” The barista spoke up. The man took the coffee and Hermione opened her eyes widely.
“Tom.” She smiled. He turned around and took a good look at her. She could see in his eyes that he couldn’t place her.
“Hermione.” She offered and saw the realisation in his eyes.
“Of course Hermione. How could I not remember ?” He looked at his drink. “You want to compete over coffee this time ?”
She faked being offended and open her hand to show him she had no coffee yet.
“Oh, let me buy you one.” He offered.
“I placed my order already. But thanks.”
“Do you have time to sit down ?” He shot her a beautiful smile. Hermione looked at the time and nodded.
The waitress called her name and Tom went to pick it up.
“One cappuccino.” He said while putting the cup in front of her.
“What a gentleman.” She laughed.
“Please keep this image of me and try to forget about the arsehole you met the first time.”
They exchanged a smile and took a sip. “So Frankenstein. You like literature ?” He started.
“Frankenstein’s monster.” She corrected him cheekily.
“Of course, Frankenstein’s monster.”
“I liked the book, but I prefer French literature. Have you read Boris Vian ?”
“The Froth of Days ?”
“Yes, The Froth of Days.”
“I do enjoy Vian, the absurdity of the story mixed with humour and deep subjects. But I really enjoy his songs. Le Déserteur.”
Hermione lounged back in her chair, a smile on her lips. She was not often taken aback, but on this day, in this coffee place, she was.
“Did you know that the ending was changed ? The French government obliged him to change the lyrics.” He kept going.
“Who would have thought Azkaban’s arsehole to be educated.” Hermione teased him.
“I asked you to forget about that. I am a gentleman from now on.” He whined.
They talked about literature, their favourite books and their hidden meaning. The way finishing a good book felt like breaking up with the characters, the way turning a page was satisfactory and the way old books smelled like. They disagreed on a lot, but they could agree on that. He was easy to talk to, easy to laugh with, and easy on the eyes.
Hermione’s phone rang on the table and she quickly picked up.
“Where the hell are you ?” Ginny asked her.
Hermione looked through the window and could see the ginger her back facing her.
“Ginny, I’m in the coffee. I can see you from here.” Hermione rolled her eyes. “Give me two minutes.”
“Well, it was nice talking to you Tom.” Hermione greeted him goodbye. They both rose from their seats at the same time.
“I'll see you around Hermione.”
Before leaving, Hermione threw away her empty cup in the bin, her mind still on the conversation she just had. On her way out, someone bumped into her, making her snap out of her thoughts.
“Was that the guy from game night ?” Ginny asked her as she looked through the window.
“Who ?”
Ginny pointed her finger at a tall man sitting alone at a table, a grin on his face.
“Oh. Maybe.” Hermione shrugged.
**********
Bank station at 8:30 AM was a nightmare. On top of the never ending corridors, people were all rushing, pushing each other to reach the exit as quickly as possible. People leaving the Central Line and the others trying to reach this Tube line were facing each other, only separated by a small iron bar.
Someone caught her eyes. Someone wearing a perfectly fitting dark blue suit, his dark hair perfectly styled. Someone she felt as if she knew from somewhere. Hermione just kept walking.
Arrived at her office, she said a quick ‘hi’ to Lavender, the receptionist then reached her desk.
“What’s wrong with you ?” Lavender asked her, her elbows on the top of her cubicle.
“What ?” Hermione rose her head.
“You seem weird. You didn’t stop for our usual trash talk this morning. What’s going on ?”
“Nothing. I just feel a little spaced out.” Hermione thought about stopping there, but she kept talking. “Do you know the feeling where you feel something bothering you but you don’t know what ? It keeps nudging you and you can’t put your finger on it.”
“Have you turned off the lights this morning ? It happens to me when I think I forgot to do that.” Lavender smiled.
“No, it has nothing to do with that. I don’t know it’s weird. Forget about that.”
Lavender sat next to her and start picking at her nails.
“So when he is going to pop the question ?” Brown smirked.
Hermione had seen the proposal. She had seen it when she was eleven years old, the first time she had touched Ron’s hand. It was at the Burrows, in the little garden behind the house. Just the two of them and candles. It was romantic and Hermione smiled just thinking about it. She also remembered how she looked like, how Ron looked like. They were in their twenties.
“I think soon.” Hermione replied with a small smile on her lips.
“You’re so lucky.” Lavender grinned putting her hand on top of her fists. “Cormac is not going to do his before ten years. It will be at breakfast, and he will just ask me without a ring. I don’t mind. It’s meant to be.”
The firm’s main partner, Minerva McGonagall stopped by her desk and rose an eyebrow at the receptionist.
“Miss Brown, if I remember correctly your desk is not here.” She said in a stern voice. Lavender lowered her head and quickly left Hermione to join her station.
**********
Hermione had finally gone to the florist. Two weeks late but still she went. The little shop was charming and Hermione wandered around. She heard the small bell on the door ringing, announcing someone’s arrival.
“Hermione ?” She heard the florist, Miss Sprout, calling her. “Could you please check if the bouquet is in the right shade of blue ?”
Hermione turned around and approached the counter. A tall man was looking at her, his mouth slightly agape.
“Hermione ?” He tentatively said.
“Do I know you ?” She genuinely asked.
“It’s me, Tom.”
At that Hermione cocked her head.
“Tom.” She smiled. “Of course. How could I not remember you. Remember your name.”
“Yeah, it seems to happen a lot.” Tom nodded. Hermione could see that he was preoccupied with something.
Miss Sprout brought a huge bouquet of blue peonies. The flowers were perfect, the exact shade of Fleur’s eyes.
“That’s beautiful, Miss Sprout. She will love it.” Hermione grinned.
The florist finally acknowledged Tom’s presence.
“Mister Riddle ! The flowers are ready, I just need a little signature and we will send them to Miss Hornby.”
Tom shook his head to get back to reality and did as ordered. He then turned to Hermione. “Do you have time for coffee ?” He pressed.
“Hum, sure.”
Tom opened the door and let her get out first. On the corner of the street was a little coffee shop, entirely empty. They sat down and ordered two espressos. They didn’t talk at first, they both had something to say but didn’t know how to broach the subject. Tom finally broke the silence. “Why can’t I remember your name ? We’ve met five times now. And I still can’t remember it on my own.”
Hermione looked at him, as if she was asking for his permission to talk.
“Say it.” He told her.
“I don’t remember you at all.” She stopped abruptly. “Do you take the Central Line ?”
“Pardon ?”
“Around 8:30AM, do you take the Central Line ?” She repeated.
“I do. Everyday.”
Hermione let out a small laugh. “That was you. I saw you the other day. Well, I couldn’t remember you, but I saw that man, in a dark navy suit, and I felt as if I knew him from somewhere. It was you. But I couldn’t remember. Why can’t I remember ?” Hermione stared at her hands. “When you told me your name at the florist, everything came back. So clearly. The bar, the restaurant, the taxi, the coffee shop. Everything.”
Tom was staring at her, feeling as lost as she currently was.
“Ginny, my friend, she remembered you. She asked me if you were the guy from game night. She remembered you. Why can’t I ?” She finally met his gaze.
“I don’t know.”
“Does it mean we’re going to forget each other after this coffee ?” She realised.
**********
“Hermione, are you alright ?” McGonagall asked her.
Hermione was currently sitting in one of the leather chairs in her boss’s office. Hermione had a great relationship with her. Minerva McGonagall had been her professor at law school, then her mentor. She trusted her with her life.
“You’ve been off lately. Is everything alright ? Do you have too much work ?” Minerva pressed.
“No it’s not about work.” Hermione finally answered. “Can I talk to you about something ?”
“You can always talk to me.” The older woman gently smiled.
“Something has been happening for a while now. I feel like something is missing. Something doesn’t feel right. I have this nudge, constantly.” She emphasised the “constantly”.
McGonagall got up and went to lock the door. Hermione shot her an interrogating glance.
“Do you feel like you’re forgetting something ?” Her mentor asked her in a small voice.
“Exactly ! Yes.”
“Do you have lapses of memory ? Like certain memories are incomplete ? Like you remember going to the movies, but not with who ?”
“Yes…” Hermione felt her heart beat faster in her chest. “Do you know what’s going on ?”
Minerva only looked at her. “Did you know my current husband was not my Complete ?” She finally asked Hermione.
“I thought he was.”
“My first husband was, Elphistone. He died twenty-five years ago.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.”
“It’s okay. I met Dougal. His Complete was still alive at the time. When we were meeting, I could remember him, our first encounter, our first laugh. Everything. He couldn’t though. But I soon as I told him my name, everything came back to him. Years later, after the death of his Complete he explained this to me. He had the feeling of something missing. Something didn’t feel right.”
“And you think this is happening to me ?” Hermione barely whispered.
“Maybe. Maybe I’m wrong. It sure looks like it.”
“But it is impossible !” Hermione got up. “I’m Ron’s Complete. I love him, we’re going to get engaged soon. I’ve seen the kids, the house. I’ve seen everything, our entire life !”
“Hermione, calm down.” Minerva gently told her. “Unplanned things happen.”
“No they don’t.”
Minerva went by Hermione’s side and put her hand on her shoulder. “Who is he ?”
“I don’t know.” Hermione felt the tears of frustration in her eyes. “No one ! There is no one.”
“When did it start ?”
“I don’t know… One month ago ?”
“Have you told anyone else ?”
“No. Only you.”
“Good. Keep it that way.” She led Hermione back to her chair and kneeled in front of her. “I am going to tell you something Hermione. You are not going to believe me. But the next time you see him, because you will see him again, you are going to ask him one question.”
**********
She had arrived on time this Tuesday. Ginny even applauded when she saw Hermione coming through the door. As usual, she sat down with the girls and gestured to Cormac for a beer.
“Why do you have to tell over and over again about your future proposal to Lavender ?” He snapped as he brought her the beer.
“She asked me Cormac.” Hermione shrugged.
“For fuck sakes Hermione !” McLaggen stormed off. The five girls looked at each other and burst out laughing. She took a sip of her beer and looked around the room. Sitting at a table near the bar, she saw a man. A tall man with perfectly styled hair, elbowing at his friend. “Say my name.” He was whispering loudly. His friend was not obeying so he gave him a hard shove in the ribs.
“Tom ! What the fuck !”
Everything came back.
She froze. They were looking at each other, remembering every minute they had spent together.
“I-I need to go, I have a phone call to make.” Hermione mumbled before leaving the pub. Once outside she took a deep breath and looked at the sky. She felt the panic rising in her chest.
“What the fuck is going on ?” Tom snapped.
Hermione turned around and saw him not far from her, his chest quickly rising.
“Do you have feelings for me ?” She blurted out, vaguely remembering her conversation with Minerva.
“What ?”
“Do you have feelings for me Tom ?”
“I already have a Complete.” He tried to change the subject.
“That is not the question. Do you have feelings for me ?”
He froze, his gaze stuck on her.
“Yes. I do.” He finally let out.
“I know what is happening.” She whispered. Hermione put both of her hands in her hair and pulled. “It’s fucked up Tom. It’s really fucked up.”
The first time they met, they were almost yelling at each other. Nothing but the physical attraction between them. So they remembered a bit when they met the second time at the restaurant. Still, nothing more than physical attraction. But the third time, in the taxi, they laughed. He had looked at her in the way he was supposed to look at his Complete, and she had given a smile that was only reserved for Ron.
There was more than physical attraction, and faith couldn’t allow that. So they started forgetting. Their memory started failing them, but not entirely. There was always something bothering them. Like something was missing.
However, there is always a loophole. The names. Once they heard each other names, bright flashes came back. The memories of their encounters, the sound of their laughter, the feeling in their chest when the other smiled.
But as soon as the parted ways, they forgot again. It was an endless loop.
The pub’s door opened and they both turned around in surprise.
“Let’s get somewhere else.” Tom took her hand. As predicted, nothing happened, not flashforward of their lives, no house, no children, nothing. Unplanned things happen. She squeezed his hand.
They went to a small restaurant and ordered too much wine. He told her about his childhood, his drunken stories and every embarrassing thing that happened to him. And she smiled, she smiled so much that night that her cheeks began hurting.
Because tonight was the first time she learned things about someone she had feelings for instead of already knowing.
They kissed at the end of the night. Not because they knew their first kiss would happen in this dark alley near Soho, but only because they wanted to.
They forgot that night when they went their separate ways. Hermione wondered why she was smiling and Tom why his heart was beating this fast.
But every time they met, because they would meet again and again, they would look at each other, not knowing who the other person was but still feeling a pull towards each other. Sometimes they would not hear their names and just went their own way, other times, the good times as Hermione liked to call them, they would hear their names. She would laugh as her memory came back, the first encounter, the restaurant, the taxi, their first kiss. Then she would want to cry, because how could the universe do that to them ? Take their free-will away ? Tom would simply hug her and whisper sweet nothings in her ears. And just like that, she would laugh again.
**********
“Maybe we should leave.” Tom whispered against her naked shoulder.
“What ?” She smiled, not taking him seriously.
“I think we should leave. I think I’m forgetting more and more about you. Actually not only about you, but about where I was when we met, about what I was feeling on that day. We’re beginning to forget about things that are not directly linked to each other. I couldn’t remember what I did last tuesday. I forgot an entire day. I can’t let that happen. I can’t let you go. I can’t forget about you no more.”
Her smile faltered. He put back a strand of her chestnut hair behind her ear.
“Nothing compares to you. No one compares to you Hermione. Can’t you see ?”
“Tom…”
“Everyday,” He cut her. “I wake up next to a woman faith gave me. Someone I didn’t chose. Someone I learned to love because I knew I would love her in the future. What kind of love is that ? If this is love, I don’t want it.” When Tom spoke, his voice was barely a whisper. The whisper of a love confession in the late night, only meant for her to hear. “I want you, I want what we have. I want to wake up each morning without knowing what we will do, will we get married one day ? Will we have children ? Maybe we will fight on their names or on the apartment we would like to move into. We will laugh, and fight, and love. And the best part of it will be that we won’t have any idea of what’s coming next.”
Hermione brushed his face with her fingers adoringly.
“Tom,” She murmured. “Every morning I will wake up without knowing who you are.”
“And every morning I will tell you my name.”
**********
When she arrived at the Burrows with Ron, Harry was standing by the door, looking at their car. She got out and felt Harry’s gaze on her. Ron went inside after clapping one of Harry’s shoulders, leaving her alone with her friend.
“We need to talk.” He harshly said.
“Well, hello to you too.” Hermione tried to joke. “Let me say hello to everyone and I’ll be with you.”
“No, we are going to talk right now.”
Harry took her by the arm and led her to the garden, far from potential eavesdroppers.
“What the fuck was that ?” Harry snapped.
“What are you talking about ?” Hermione was completely lost.
“About last night !” He barked. “What you told me on the phone.”
“I didn’t call you last night. I was… I was with… I-” She couldn’t remember.
“You were with him.” He looked at her. “You told me that you needed to talk to me. That you were in love. That you were just with him, that you had spent the fucking night with him. You were crying on the phone, begging the universe to let you keep this only memory of him. You asked me to talk today. To tell you-” Harry stopped.
“Tell you what ?” Hermione snapped.
Hermione took a step back and turned around. She put all of her efforts into remembering something. Anything. A little conversation with McGonagall came back to mind, just a small part of it. Something about her second husband.
“I’m in love.” She realised. She felt it, the warmth in her chest, the flutter of her heart. “I’m in love Harry.” She faced her friend.
“You love him but you can’t even tell me his name.”
“I’ve told you his name, didn’t I ? Tell me.”
“I won’t Hermione.”
“Just tell me his fucking name !” She almost yelled, her eyes wet with tears.
“Open your eyes Hermione. You know what you’re up to with Ron, you saw the house, your beautiful children. You’ve seen everything. You’ve got everything. You feel like you’re in love with someone else right now but you are not. It’s just a lie, a big lie. You’re in love with Ron. You will have a spring wedding, you will live in this big white house on the hill. You will have two children, Rose and Hugo. Everything you ever wanted, ev-”
“But if I don’t want that ? What if I don’t want to know everything ? What if I want more ?” She cut him. “What if I just want to live every day without knowing what tomorrow will be made of ?”
“You’re just like Percy.” He shot at her like an insult. “Yes, Ginny told me.”
Hermione stopped talking. Suddenly, it all made sense. What happened, why he left.
“Are you ready to give up on everyone for a man you fucked twice in your life ?” Harry kept going.
“But I love him.” Hermione cried.
“No, you love Ron.” Harry took her by the shoulders and kept repeating the same sentence. “You love Ron, you love Ron.”
“Shut up.” She yelled. “Please shut up.”
“You love Ron Hermione.”
She closed her eyes, the world was spinning around her. Her brain was about to go off, her heart was panicking in her chest, she couldn’t breathe, she couldn’t think.
“Calm down Hermione.” Harry said to her in a soothing voice. He took her in his arms and patted her back. “Everything is alright.”
“What is going on ? I don’t feel well.”
“You just fainted. We were talking about Ginny. I think you are tired. You should take a nap.”
“Yes, I think I should.”
Harry kissed her forehead and led her inside. The last thing she remembered that night, before falling asleep, was loving Ron.
**********
“Ron, it’s a mess over here. I think it’s going to get violent soon.” Hermione said on the phone, panic evident in her voice.
“Where are you ?” Ron quickly asked.
“Westminster.”
“Do not move, I coming to get you.”
He hung up the phone and Hermione looked around her. The protesters were all getting angry by the minutes. The signs they were brandish were not as peaceful as they were when the strikes began 8 months ago. The Incomplete were mad, mad at the government for not letting them buy a house because they had not had the vision yet, so this house could not be theirs. They were mad at the Complete for having the privilege of living a perfect life just because they had met the right person at the right time.
“Hermione !” She could hear from somewhere behind. She tried to look around her to find Ron, but Westminster Square was packed.
A tall man with perfectly styled hair was running towards her. He took her face between his hand and simply said his name.
Everything came back.
“We need to leave. It’s going to get violent here.” Tom said in a hurry. He took her by the hand and led her through the crowd.
“Tom, Tom wait.” Hermione pulled her back. “I’m engaged.”
“What ? I can’t hear. We need to get you somewhere safe.” He kept moving forward.
“Tom !” She yelled. He stopped and turned around. “I got engaged.”
Tom stared at her, his heart slowly breaking in his chest. “You need to make the choice right now Hermione.”
“So do you.”
“I already made it.”
People were pushing, stomping on her feet, screaming slurs at the politicians, and she could hear her name being called by Ron from afar.
“You, always you.” She said in a hurry, feeling like time was collapsing. She didn’t have to think, it was a foregone conclusion.
“We leave tonight. No. Right now.”
“I can’t do that, I need to say goodbye.”
“You’re going to forget about me Hermione. I won’t let you do that. Something is wrong, I keep forgetting you more and more Hermione, and I think you do too. I feel like if I leave with you right now, I will lose you forever.”
Hermione could only agree with what he was saying. She opened her bag, her hands shaking, and took out a pen.
“Write your name on my hand. Quick do it.” She ordered him.
“What ?”
“Write your name !” She shouted.
Tom took it and started writing.
“You’re here.” Hermione saw Ron coming her way, her stomach was in knots, her eyes were wide open in panic. Her Complete took her by the arm and pulled her back. She felt the pen leaving her hand and Tom’s face. He tried to reach for her but people were blocking the way.
“Hermione ! Hermione !” Tom kept yelling as he saw her being taken away. He ran after her, trying to find a way through the crowd.
“I won’t forget your name. Hermione. Hermione.” Tom pushed people, without caring about anything else but her. “Hermione, Hermione. Your name is Hermi-”
Someone violently pushed him on the ground. His head violently collided with the ground, leaving him unconscious for a couple of seconds. When he woke up and rose to his feet, he searched in the crowd.
“No, no, no. What’s her name ? No, no, no.” Tom could feel the memories slowly slipping away.
He first forgot about the feeling of her hand in his. He forgot about how she chose him you, always you. He forgot about the way she looked at him when they were laying in bed. He could see the memories of their first time together slipping away, the softness of her skin under his fingers tips. He forgot about the dozen of restaurants they tested throughout London. He forgot about the day they rode bikes in Hyde Park. He forgot about all the small bookshop he took her to. He forgot about their dates, their jokes, their constant banter, her clothes, her perfume, her smile.
He forgot about how he tried to talk to his friends about her, getting frustrated as he couldn’t recall a thing. How his friends looked at him as if he was crazy. Then their first kiss, the taste of her. He forgot about the florist, when they realised something was wrong. He forgot when they first talked about literature in a coffee place near the Ritz, how her eyes glowed when he talked about Boris Vian. He then forgot about how he teased her at the restaurant and when she let him go first because he was already late for work. He slowly forgot about the first time he met her, the way she shouted at him, or when he draped his coat on her shoulders. Finally, he forgot about her. He forgot everything concerning her.
“What am I doing here ?” He wondered out loud.
**********
“Easy, easy.” Ron soothed her. Hermione slowly opened her eyes and found herself sitting on her couch, in her house. She couldn’t remember how she got here, why Ron was kneeling in front of her, a worried expression on his face.
“What happened ?” She slowly slurred.
“Don’t move, I’ll make you some tea, love. Do you need anything else ?”
“No, I have everything I ever wanted.” She smiled lovingly at him.
He kissed her forehead and left for the kitchen. Hermione slowly rose and went to the bathroom. She looked at herself in the mirror and put her hair in a bun. As she lowered her hands, she caught a glimpse of her engagement ring. She smiled at the memory of the Burrow’s garden, the candles, and Ron.
She turned her hand around and saw something written on the palm.
I love you. T
She furrowed her brows trying to find out where this came from. She couldn’t remember. She simply washed it away.
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For those who read DDM, we didn't abandoned it. We are current writing Chp 16 BUT it's a pain in the arse (not going to lie). We'll try to post it as soon as possible.
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The Scavenger. CH: 3 (Cobb Vanth x OC fanfic)
Chapter 3: The Search
simpFandom: The Mandalorian
Word count: 3636
Summary: Plog is searching from town to town for anything related to the missing Scavenger. The Marshal finds she is gone already.
A/C: If you havent read the first parts, they are here and here. Also you can check them on my wattpad
"I'm telling you, this is too much. I'm not paying for that piece of trash." The pale hooded man rose his arms and signed at the tiny hooded figure.
The Jawa just shook his arms and argued back that it was a fair price. It might be an old speeder but it works. He was trying to explain and then folded his arms, telling him to take it or leave.
Plog just frowned for a moment and handed him the bag with credits. The Jawa took the time to count it and shook his hand. He steps aside to let him check the old imperial speeder. The weapons were down but, it moved. For him, it looked like they put together whatever they found and just label it as imperial to get a fair price.
He muttered in his language and took off in the speeder.
He didn't like Captain Qod that much, yet, it meant protection for him. His gambling habits got him in a lot of trouble, Qod stood up for him in exchange for information. Plog was useful and sneaky to get intel from strangers or anyone. He knew everything about the town, what kind of drink you like, how many Hutts went around before they were all gone, even knew about the lone Jedi that years before helped that farm boy. He never saw them again.
Now, he was just an errand boy, looking for two bounty hunters and their prey. Probably they killed each other and tried to take the canister, who knows. There was a small chance that the woman was dead already. After all, it was the Captain's words to bring her dead or alive, he didn't care, he wanted back was his prize.
Plog wasn't exactly loyal to anyone but, he owed Qod, and the man was good at finding traitors and take them down personally, like the time he just threw one of his crew members out of the ship cause he giggled about his heist plans. Qod didn't like pranksters or jokers, he was serious with his matters. He had little tolerance for stupidity but, Plog a lucky card, he was silly and clumsy, yet, he was useful.
The first stop would be nearby towns, asking the right folks about two lousy hunters wouldn't be so hard. Those two weren't exactly low profile. They were loud, show-offs, always trying to demonstrate how strong they were, picking fights cause they could, ally with other hunters that were stupid enough to trust them and take the bounty from them. No honor amongst thieves.
But those stops would be useless. If those two are on the run, they would go to Mos Eisley's spaceport and take passage with anyone, leave with the canister forever. He hated the whole road to Eisley cause that meant problems; dust, Tusken Raiders, and long cold nights in the middle of nowhere. He loved the comfort and the luxury in the city that he disliked those dead areas and sleeping in the ground. That annoyed him the most.
...
The sunbeam made its entrance through the thin curtains aiming right at his face. The first rays were warm but not burning ones like the mid-day ones. He opened his eyes and quickly scanned the area. He studied the dirty white walls and dusty ground, the armor placed in a chair next to a helmet.
Cobb sat up and stretched a little. He had no idea how long he slept but it was time to start his duties. An idea bolted in his head and made him rushed to the room.
It was empty.
He sighed and shook his head, looking around last night's disaster; shattered glass on the floor, the bloodied and dirty bandages. He rubbed his temples to think.
Maybe it was the best if she was gone but he felt responsible for the girl. He was not a smooth-talker with strangers and worst, with women. He was rough with her and pushed too much. He didn't even ask if she was feeling better.
When you corner an animal, they jump on you, he thought. No reason why the girl snapped at him.
Cobb picked up the glasses and bandages, putting them into a small bin. Then, he fetched a clean shirt and tossed away the dirty one. He ran his fingers through the primitive like star-shaped scar with dots and hashes on his back. He hated every side of it, what it meant but, it was a reminder to keep fighting.
A knock at his door interrupted his thoughts and rushed to put on the long-sleeved shirt. By the entrance, there was a slim guy with a hat and big rounded shades. He had small scars over his cheeks. When the Marshal stepped out, full armor and everything, he waved at him.
"Morning Marshal! How was last night's watch?" Marc flashed a friendly smile and shook hands with him.
"Nothing new, son. Creatures chasing each other. Not sign of the Dragon yet." Cobb adjusted the crimson bandanna across his neck.
"That must be a good sign, right? Maybe it's gone."
"Or just hunting somewhere else. Anyway, is the list ready?"
Both men walked together across the town making their way towards the bar. Cobb could hear Marc talking but was not paying too much attention, he kept wondering if the stranger was gone, maybe lost in the dunes, limping away from Sand People, or worst, found by the large Dragon.
His mind kept drifting. He thought about his time as a slave, how the women had it worst than anyone. He hoped that The Mining Collective or the Red Key Raiders wouldn't find her. The whole idea of what they do to young girls just made him sick.
He felt bad for thinking that and worst for not being able to help her. Damn, he wished she would listen to him and understand he had no shady intentions.
"And we need fuel." Marc's voice finally made some sense and snapped the gruesome thoughts in the Marshal's head.
Cobb frowned thinking about it and he started to nod. Marc rose a brow noticing the lost gaze and rephrased again.
"For the speeders. And extra for the young lady, your guest."
"My guest?" Cobb said.
"Aye, she got up early. Limped around and waited for the old Weequay to open the joint."
Cobb tried to act as cool as possible and told Marc to look for him later. He would fetch a soup and get them ready to go. The Marshal made his way into the joint and scanned the area looking for her.
The young redhead was near the counter having lunch; blue milk and slices of Ahrisa. She dipped the bread in the liquid and took a small bite. She finally looked at the Marshal but didn't say much. Just gave him a slight nod.
Cobb tried his best not to smile, he was glad that she was still around.
"Everything ok, Marshal?" Weequay spoke at him while he poured down a drink and slid a wooden bowl for him.
The Marshal nodded, gulped down his morning drink, and then took the bowl. He noticed the bartender's uneasy eyes when he looked back at the young redhead.
"Is it safe to keep her around?" The old one lowered his voice.
"Just for a few days, pal. Let's give her a break." Cobb sipped from the bowl.
Nath just kept her gaze down her plate and didn't dare to look back at the armored man. She was shamed about her behavior but was too proud to apologize. She heard his footsteps approaching her and looked up at him.
"Thought you were gone." He flashed a pearly smile.
Nath just shrugged and looked away. "I was about to but I was hungry, so, I hopped my way out and got here."
"You know you could ask for help, kid."
"You seemed tired. I don't wanna give you much trouble." She took another bite from the bread.
"How's the leg?"
"Better, it hurts at times but it's not that bad."
"Good. I'll bring more bacta spray then."
"Going somewhere, Marshal?"
"Out of town to get supplies. Do you need anything?" He placed the bowl on the table like he was about to sit down with her. He gave it a second thought and stood still.
"Just the fuel. I was hoping to put together a speeder with whatever was left from the crash."
"Whatever you were riding is gone. The rest is with us."
"Are they working properly? Maybe I can check them for you cause I took some pieces from them." She tried to stand up but the leg stung at that moment. She cursed quietly and sat back.
Cobb chuckled and placed his hand over her shoulder while looking at her.
"Don't sweat about it, kid. I'm sure they are ok" He reached the bowl and sipped it while reading out her expression. She didn't say anything but after giving it a long thought, she nodded at him.
"Well, you should trust me on this. They are gonna break down before you exit the town." She took another bite.
...
The streets were packed with junk dealers and other black-market folks, trying to shove you whatever piece of trash droid or strange food they had around. Plog just kept walking between them, trying to keep them away from his pockets.
He wasn't exactly a flashy man but, these lowlives can't tell the difference and are willing to steal anything they can find.
The pale man was uneasy for parking the speeder outside the dirty joint, Jawas or other scavengers always stopped long enough to take a piece or two. If he needed intel about the bounty hunters' whereabouts, that was the only place where he could go.
A smoky atmosphere crashed his face, followed by music and indistinct conversations between the folks around. Some helmets looked back at him, just checking the new stranger. Others just ignored him, no one started for too long.
Plog just moved around to catch up with the Zabrak bartender. He had mean looks, a horned head but quickly asked him if he needed a drink. Plog slid the credits on the counter and, the Zabrak took them fast.
"What are you looking for?"
"More like who. I dunno if you saw these guys around." He took out a puck that flashed the hologram of the two bounty hunters. The Zabrak examined the blueish image and made a face.
"Yeah, those two were around a couple of nights ago. They go around like bounty hunters but ain't exactly from the Guild. They got a reputation for joining bounty hunters from the Guild in their quests. When they have the proper opportunity, they shot down the Guild member and take the puck. It worked the first two times but those two are stupid. While they were drunk, they didn't stay quiet about their achievements and got The Guild's attention. There's a price for their heads so, my best guess is that they must be dead by now."
"Do you know who they were tracking the last time?"
"Some old Quarren."
"Did you see a woman or someone else with any of them?" Plog said.
"Not, I mean, the Quarren met with different people that day, all of them male. He even cut a deal with a scavenger." The bartender paused while his thoughts drifted for a moment.
"Now that I think about it, I can't tell if it was a woman or not. He or she wore a long tunic and mask. But I remember that scavenger cause those two followed him after taking down the Quarren. It was strange they just left him there to follow him or her. "
"Anything peculiar about the scavenger? Did they come back?"
"I haven't seen them after that day and the scavenger, I didn't pay much attention, you know how they are. Carrying trash bags, stealing whatever they can. Arguing with Jawas. Nothing else." The Zabrak poured himself a drink and shrugged. "Maybe talk to the Jawas." He joked.
"Yeah, right. They are gonna rip me off." Plog shook his head and left the counter. He was running out of ideas.
...
Her body plopped under the biker speeders, checking the cable hitches, patching up the fuel tube, and reached a small screwdriver from her bag as she adjusts the loose shift gear. Fixing things always made her feel better in any situation. She didn't mind the heat, the sweat, or the oil stains on her clothes. What mattered to her was making the speeder work.
Basic 101 for scavengers was being able to take someone's trash and turn it into a decent vehicle. Stealing was allowed if you didn't get caught. Cantinas were the best place to wait for your next hit. There is always someone that gets too drunk and passes out in the middle of the street.
That was the chance to take the finest pieces fast as you could before others showed up. It was a never-ending battle with Jawas. They were always in groups and worked faster, but if a human was smart enough, it would take the best parts first and leave the rest for the little scoundrels.
Nath didn't think of herself as the best mechanic from her town but, she was a pretty decent one. She kept a low profile most of the time and no one bothered her when she put together speeders or podracers, only if they paid a fair price.
Her thoughts were interrupted by the approaching footsteps and a voice.
"Thirsty?" He spoke and stopped next to the bike. The Marshal looked down at the curious woman and shook a small bottle with water.
"You bet but, I wanna finish this." She peeked out to look at him and return her attention to the bike. Her hand tried to reach a wrench.
"You should take a break, kid." The Marshal lowered down to hand her the wrench and smiled at her.
She puffed her cheeks and rolled her eyes. "Told you, I'm not a kid." She took the tool from his hands. Seconds later, her hand reached out of the bottle.
"Where did you learn to do this?" His eyes studied the bike and the tools around the ground, followed by small pieces from other ships or speeders.
"I was raised by scavengers, learned a few tricks from pilots, and picked one or two things from Jawas." Nath sipped the water. This weather was unbearable at times.
"Ever thought about starting your shop?" He kept examining the items around and, picked something that looked like a knife. It had old blood or oil stain. He couldn't tell by the color.
"It crossed my mind but I didn't worry too much when I worked f..." and she paused before she gave away something else. "Business is hard, you gotta commit yourself to one place and it's not my style."
"Staying in one place is not that bad, at least you can call it home." He shrugged and looked at her working.
"I'm not sure about that. I've been moving around since I was a kid, so home is not exactly something I look for."
"We all need one at some point."
"Not when you are being hunted down." She muttered to herself and tried to change the conversation. "What about you? Why Marshal and not bounty hunter if you have that armor?"
"Long story. But killing for pleasure is not my thing." He admitted.
"And killing in the name of the law is?" She chuckled.
There was a small silence, Cobb kept a serious expression and smirked.
"If they pull, I put them down." He said.
"So, you made your own rules for this town?"
"There's not much to follow, just don't step over your neighbor kinda thing. We look after each other."
"That's interesting. From where I come from, you have to watch your back all the time. I guess that's why I'm not made for places like this."
"You can't tell if you haven't tried it"
"Are you asking me to stay, sir?"
"I'm just saying."
"Sure." She flashed her tongue at him and kept her head down under the bike. Then she groaned when the oil leaked down her clothes and hands. "Dank farrik!" She yelled.
The Marshal chuckled and shook his head. He reached for an old rag to hand it to her. She snatched it from his hand to clean her dirty face.
He couldn't help himself to think that she looked cute with the dirt and oil stains across her fair skin and flushed delicate face. The contrast between those two ideas got him thinking but scratched the idea off his mind when the pale gaze met his.
Her eyes had a peculiar way to look at someone. This time they were friendly, curious about him, unlike last night. He swore that those soft blue eyes were cold and sharp with him, just like ice or whatever it looks like. He never got the chance to leave this planet, but he knew stories about those other worlds and snow.
Nath crawled out from under the bike and thumbed up at him.
"Ready to go, Marshal." She smiled at him.
"Thanks. And you can call me Cobb, you know."
"Well, I like calling you Marshal." She teased him. Cobb chuckled and held out his hand to help her.
She pulled herself up with a swift move but bumped her chest with him. His first reaction was to hold her still and not let her fall. She rested her hands over his chest. Their gazes lock for a moment and they froze right there.
Being close to him allowed her to see his features a little better. Even though his hair was grey already, he didn't look old. She thought that he was trying to look older than he was. She found herself studying his features again. Even breathing was something she didn't dare to do.
Cobb noticed a few looks from the locals and quickly moved his hands away to give her space.
"Good work, kid. I think the boys and I are ready to go." He excused himself and smiled at her.
The redhead smiled back, dusted off the sand from herself, and took the bottle from the ground. She took a large sip to refresh from the heat.
...
The tiny hooded figure just kept studying his speeder and nodding vigorously. He signed those pieces he wanted and, Plog just rolled his eyes. He looked around many times, making sure no one else was watching him with the group of Jawas and took out the small puck. He displayed the image of Nathsca and, they yelled gibberish in anger.
His jawaese was pretty bad yet, he understood briefly that the woman was around taking what rightfully belonged to them, that she had no reason to be a scavenger. They saw her taking off. She left behind most of her belongings but, she clung to an old silver canister. They wanted the canister. It was shiny.
Plog shook his head at them and quickly kept the puck back in his pockets. He paid the tiny hooded figures and pushed them away from his path. Some of them cursed at him but picked the pieces they wanted from the speeder.
A Jawa rushed after him and pulled his sleeve, Plog looked quite annoyed and folded his arms. "What now? I told you, anything you want but It needs to keep working."
The Jawa shook his head and signed at him while he whined. Plog squinted his eyes, listening to with attention, trying to put together all the ideas but he was pretty sure what the tiny one just told him. This was the first time that he met a Jawa that wanted something for himself.
"Off the map, you say?" He lowered to his level. The Jawa nodded as it explained quietly about the lost sandy areas in the west, an old mining place near a small town called Mos Pelgo. People thought it was gone, but this little guy saw the town; just farmers. When the speeders chase down the young scavenger, they were on the path to this town.
Plog slid a bag with credits for the little Jawa that rushed back with his kin but kept the bag for himself.
West. The unexplored dead area. He would go and tell the Captain with the risk of finding lone and empty dunes, taking the risk of getting attacked by the sand people, or worst, a Krayt Dragon. Qod was way scarier than the dragon. The dragon would eat you and, that was it. Qod would take his time to torture you before killing you.
The pale man jumped back in his speeder. He needed to get supplies, fuel, and a blaster. He thought about bringing muscle but, it was hard to trust anyone these days. Lone dunes or not, he was not gonna let some stranger or sand people take advantage of him. Shooting first and fast. Basic survival skills. He gave a second thought about bringing muscle.
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The strange case of starship iris - ok ok lesbians in space. Yes. So violet liu is in a very shitty situation on a ship in space all by herself with little chance of survival until a woman on another ship makes contact with her and helps her out big time... but is she helping???? This one is super funny and all the characters r super fun and just ahh, it's short and updated whenever it wants but it's worth a listen! And also the government is watching ur every move. It's also gay
The far meridian- the story of peri, an agoraphobic woman who's home one day starts moving some where new every day when she wakes up. She has no control where she winds up but sees it as a chance to search for her brother. She makes friends along the way and slowly learns to understand people and learn their stories then fucking some mind thing shows up and starts fucking with her and it makes me so sad. And more gay
The blood crow stories- in its third season on going, this show is split in three separate stories. Season one focuses on a college student working on his final paper by doing an analysis of some old tapes he found of a boat that sunk in the early 1900s and also demons exist somehow and things take a turn so fast I just ahh. It's also super gay. Season two follows sheriff isaac of blackwell, set in American wild west, hes hunting a killer that seems to be targeting men in his town but things get complicated when they realized the killer has an army. This one is also gay. Season three is in a futuristic syfy setting following a hacker who works at an emergency hotline service, she starts getting freaked out by calls she gets at work and other strange happenings in her life. This too, is gay.
The message- NASA found an indecipherable message, determined to be from space, and assigns a team of scientists to figure out what it means. You follow a woman whose documenting the whole thing on her weekly podcast but things get complicated when they find out the reason no one could decipher the message
Life after- a man who's wife recently died is obsessed with her old social media, voice tree. He listens to all of her posts on loop and has memorized most of them. So what happens when it goes off script. This show is incredibly chilling and amazing, its incredibly sad yet impactful and made me cry help
Arcs pod- a dnd podcast in that's very similar in humor and style to taz with the production and editing of the bright sessions. The show centers around 3 idiots trying to get to this school. The npcs r all wonderful and then dm does an amazing job of setting up scenes and making each npc feel like a well rounded character. And gay
The Amelia project- hey ever wanna fake ur own death??? Well then Amelia project has got u covered as long as u can pay and have a good story to tell. This show is recordings of interviews with people explaining why they want to fake their own death and the explanations range from crazy cults to feeling like a background character! This show is extremely light hearted and fun. Fairly easy listen and its over the top humor and concepts are incredibly entertaining.
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