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Hermit A Day: Day 12 -> Cleo!
The ruler of the Ruins. No style experimentation for this round, I'm knackered from revision o(-<
#hermitaday#hermit a day may#zombiecleo#zombiecleo fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#my art#no speedpaint for their's aswell whoops#its not a day late i swear#dont think ill do tango :')
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Late happy birthday Cater!!
#yall i started this before his bday i swear...#im like 5 days late but its fineeeee haha...#once again posting at 1 30 am whats new#i am never drawing his bloom outfit again 😭 that thing almost killed me#cater diamond#my art#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#art#twst art#twst#twst cater
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dc al coda or whateva
TUMBLR NERFED MY IMAGE GOODBYE heres a closeup
#hi malevolent fans i promise one day i’ll do a nice drawing of arthur but i needed this one to match the way the background looked so its#not really my best work but i swear ill draw him#one day#ive never drawn snow before kinda nervous#anyway ive been thinking about coda lately#do you think anyone will notice the one tiny itsy bitsy detail i put in or will tumblr nerf my image too much#commissions open#arthur lester malevolent#arthur malevolent#malevolent podcast#malevolent fanart#malevolent#wow arthur you have GYATT to stop getting into situations
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A little snippet from my current wip for the @wukoweek2025 prompt Growing Old:
Mako drags his palm along the arm Wu had flung across his waist and takes Wu's hand into his own, brushes his thumb across the soft skin over the fluttering beat of Wu's pulse, traces the knobs of Wu's knuckles as he sighs and curls himself tighter against Mako's side.
"I've missed this," Wu murmurs against him, his breath ghosting across Mako's chest. "Missed just being with you." He raises himself up onto one elbow, hovering over Mako and scanning his face like he wants to freeze this moment in amber and commit every last intricacy to memory. One of his vivid green eyes shines like a jewel in the silvery light of the waxing moon while his once carefully coiffed curls—made a ruin by Mako's roving hands—hang in a loose, shimmering wave over his forehead and cast his other eye into deep shadow.
It knocks the breath from Mako's lungs, and for a moment he can only stare back. In his mind's eye he watches every version of Wu he'd known and loved—and those he'd yet to meet—converge into a single fixed point above him, into a man not quite old but no longer young, and just as beautiful as the day he'd flounced his way into Mako's world like it was his, too.
"So did I," he replies finally, not quite managing to smother the rough edge to his voice.
Wu smiles down at him, the fine lines around his eyes and lips crinkling cheerfully in open defiance of the innumerable tinctures and lotions he applies religiously every morning and night. The years had sharpened his features, had accentuated the ridge of his brow and hollowed his cheeks, but the bright, spirited spark in his eyes remained.
Mako prayed it always would.
"I missed Laoban too," Wu says, inexplicably, and then his slim fingers dart toward Mako's face, fast as a whip, one of them worming its way into his right nostril before his brain even has a chance to register what's happening.
"Wha—hey, get out of there!" Mako pushes Wu's hand away, half-laughing half-sneezing at the intrusion. "Hold on, did you name my nose hairs?"
Wu flops back onto the pillows with a grin, his teeth flashing white and his eyes glittering in the gloom. "Just the gray one."
Mako sniffs and shakes his head. "Laoban, huh?"
He steels himself as Wu reaches out again, but this time it's just to tap the tip of Mako's nose. "Distinguished name for a distinguished gentleman."
"Hmm. So gray hairs are distinguished, then," he says, his tone artificially light, and Wu narrows his eyes as Mako's trap reveals itself.
Mako twists, pressing a kiss to the creases deepening at the corner of Wu's mouth as he frowns. "I'm just saying, you could have a whole head of Laoban if you wanted," he adds, carding gentle fingers through Wu's hair and casting an appreciative eye over the suggestion of silver shimmering at the roots.
Wu hums, thoughtful. "I suppose I could throw out that pot of dye I just opened a week ago, but ohhh, I don't know, that seems...what was that phrase you used earlier? 'Financially unwise?'"
Mako snorts. "Ok, you got me there," he says, and then reaches out to cup Wu's face and pull him close, his skin warm against Mako's palm and his mouth soft against Mako's lips.
#fic aint done & even this preview is a day late rip in peace..guys i swear this fic is real & on its way it's just fighting me. demonically.#anyway clap if u love the kind of casual intimacy that includes but is not limited to: sticking the occasional finger up your spouse's nose.#also. some brief post-coital melancholy about the inescapable crawl of time and what it means to love somebody while knowing one's time#on earth is finite. [barbie voice] do you guys ever think about dying.#wuko#wukoweek2025#mw
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hi... (runs away)
#HELLO (comes back w better confidence)#i miss all of you :<#will respond soonest#!!!#have you guys seen rin'#s official arts#it's been occupying my mind lately#esp that one where he looks like a knight or sumn#imagine rin as a grumpy yet so damn protective knight??? yeah that (like a grumpy obi...)(I ROOTED FOR OBI)#anw!! i turned 20!!!#aaaaa 20 is like... a scary number#i've never thought i'll made it this far and i haven't planned anything up to this pot#*point#so i've been really anxious abt it lol#but then it happened#and it felt just like another normal day#i ate some pie (bec its pi day lol) and had some wine#watched your name (for the 6th time????)#and just. existed. normally#the world doesn't spin differently when you turn 20 i suppose#or any age actually#so it doesn't have to be scary :>#i'm treating it as a reminder#that i am here#despite it all :>#SO THERES MY LIL UPDATE#i'm alive i swear#mimi rambles ᐢᗜᐢ
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opening my marvel rivals magneto vid in class so i can look at him like oh my god please dont groan out loud please tell me i muted my shit
#snap chats#listen i can putt hat on loop later in my room late at night with The door locked HOWEEVR NOT BEFORE NOON IN CLASS#someone liked my tweet about it and i wanted to look casuse i gotta look at my big man#and i had a mini heart attack like 'oh my god please dont i dont need people to know i got men groaning and sighing on my laptop'#IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THAT PLEASE my only saving grace is that the like. five dudes here know its just marvel rivals#BUT NO ONE PLAYS TANK THEY WOULDNT KNOW ITS HIIIMMMMMMMM#'snap can you lock in' it is my professor INTRODUCING HIMSELF and i KNOW HIM ALREADY#we're besties... i never said a word in his class but he remembers taht i wear a mask and gave me one when i lost mine#ok bye fine ill semi pay attention#he usually lets his class out early so im hopin he does that so i can get my charger !!!!!!!#'snap was this just an excuse to ramble about your day' NO I SWEAR MY MAGNETO DEBAUCHERY IS ALWAYS AUTHETNIC#i just like talkin bout my day ........ walk with me my friends ....#ok bye. this girl on her tablet drawin shit ima copy her#WAIT I LIED I FORGOT MY TABLET AT MY DORM GODDAMMIT
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#sorry lol#i barely have any time to write lately#i see you smudged lipstick lovers#trust me i want to write the last chapter as much as you want to read it#life has been so weird these past few months#i promise im trying#its just hard#im hard#sorry my cat took my phone and typed that#i swear im a dignified mature woman#but seriously i feel so bad for rarely posting#on my old acc there was this period where i posted a fic once a day for like a month#i miss that#♡ . jade rambles
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AND ANOTHER THING.
One of the things that really pissed me the HELL OFF about that breakup audio was Alex’s reaction to listener getting (rightfully) upset at him for being the LAST to know about his job off to NYC. He was all like, “I uNdErSTAND tHAT You’RE UPSEt ‘CaUSE YoU WeRE tHE LaST tO KNOw, bUT NoW YoU KNOw, So…..”
E X C U S E M E ?
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND THIS KINDA DISRESPECTFUL????? TF YOU MEAN ���WeLL nOW yOU KNOW”????
It pissed me off so much because it’s literally the PRINCIPLE of the thing. They should’ve been one of the first people to know about that job offer, and considering that it seemed like Alex wasn’t even planning on telling them about the job offer that day, WHO K N O W S how long he would’ve waited until he felt like it was time to tell them??
Because if it was up to Alex, his ass would’ve probably waited until the very last minute to tell them about the job offer.
Ya’ll need to realize that the only reason why Alex decided to tell listener about the job offer that day was because of listener. Listener saw that there was something bothering Alex, and they kept pressing him to tell them what was the matter. THAT’S WHAT SPARKED THE BREAK UP CONVO.
Them “now knowing” about the job offer doesn’t make things any better. ‘Cause had listener not pressed Alex, they would’ve known much, MUCH later.
They had every right to be pissed off. Especially because of how dismissive he was of listener’s feelings????? LIKE YEAH, YOU SAY YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THEY’RE UPSET BUT DO YOU REALLY??? AND DO YOU EVEN CARE???
AND THEN HE COMES UP WITH THE BULLSHIT EXCUSE OF “I thOUGHT I kNEW YOu?”
This man wanted nothing but transparency and honesty from listener! “LeT’S Not SaY ThINGS We Don’T MeAN”, he says. “I wAN’T yOU TO bE COMepLETELY hONEst wiTH Me”, he says. YEAH, YOU WANT THEM TO BE HONEST WITH YOU AND YET YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO T E L L THEM STRAIGHT UP THAT YOU’VE GOTTEN THE JOB OFFER UNTIL THEY PRESS YOU??? THEN THEY GET PISSED OFF AT YOU AND YOUR I M M E D I A T E RESORT IS TO M A K E EXCUSES TO COVER YOUR ASS???????
Ya’ll. YA’LL. Y A ‘L L .
I don’t know how listener kept their composure, bro. They better than me ‘cause I would’ve IMMEDIATELY started TWEAKING RIGHT THERE AND THEN.
I’M TWEAKING RIGHT NOW AND I’M NOT EVEN THE PERSON HE BROKE UP WITH.
I need to calm my ass down. I’m getting way too heated over a mf that’s (thankfully) not real.
#sakuverse#zsakuva#alex zsakuva#YES ITS ANOTHER RANT CUZ WHY NOT#ya’ll should really know the drill by now#reminding ya’ll yet again that alex is the absolute worst and deserves nothing in life#HE MAKES ME SICK YA’LL I SWEAR TO GOD.#I’M REALLY OUT HERE GETTING PRESSED OVER A CHARACTER THAT ISN’T REAL BRO#I’M TWEAKING RIGHT NOW I NEED TO CALM DOWN#Good lord#Hope ya’ll have a nice day#Except for Alex#I hope he gets stuck in traffic and ends up 5 hours late for the job he gaslit manipulated and disregarded his partner for 😘
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whos winning the staring contest

#c&c asks#i swear i put off answering this ask so i could look for it but its been days and i cant fucken find it#im beginning to resent past me for not putting more effort into making it easy to look for issues but its too late to fix it. just take#my word for it <3
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While you'd think the relationship would have moved at a truly glacial pace, once together, it's only eh....five or six months before Samuels comes back to their flat with an actual honest-to-god engagement ring. Logically, they're living together, they've exchanged words of intentions for this to be a long term relationship, so he figures he should do this the proper human way.
Unfortunately, Amanda balks at the concept of being/engaged/ because what the fuck, Chris, (not counting cryo) I haven't known you for a year yet??? Poor thing assumes her distaste is because he grossly misread their situation and his place in her life. She has to stress to him that it's not him, not the color of his blood ("Amy, it's not really blood,") just that its awfully fast. Its enough to calm him down but he's still embarrassed, and then the horror of having to return the ring occurs to him and--
"Why would you return it?"
"You said--"
"Hold on to it, for a little while." She never wanted to be anyone's wife, anyone's mother, anyone's possession...But if anyone on the planet would understand the hesitation she had with commitment, it would be the man she helped carve company logos out his fingerprints.
"Do you mean it?"
It breaks her heart, the way he's beaming at her like she actually accepted instead of requesting an extension, but his sheer /joy/ is infectious. He's like her, so very dry and to the point, their shared sense of humor is subtle, sarcastic, and often dark--yet she cracks, and she's giggling. Samuels can't laugh: almost no synthetic can by design, it's too complex of a biological process to bother mimicking but she knows if he could, he'd be joining her.
He over thinks how long "a while" is and goes through a monthly crisis, takes to carrying the ring in his coat, but never asking out of fear it hasn't been long enough. Amanda finds it there one day about four months later, while looking for a missing key. Christopher finds her sitting on the bedroom floor, glassy eyed, coat over her knees, twisting the ring around (of course it fits perfectly he probably laser measured her hands)
"If...you want, you can keep it on." Amanda nods slowly, the realization of the 'yes' sinking in belatedly she she has to stand shakily to hug him. Tightly.
#ripuels#alien isolation#ive misses them so much#like theres an actual novel im writing rn and a couple other ships that rotate but THESE TWO....#theyre always lurking#sometimes i rotate thru characters in my head at night to see what theyre up to#most often theyve just ended their day#and amanda is showering off the grime of work and chris is making her dinner#while the tv reports a news story about some debate about synthetics and he only half listens#more than anything it reminds him not to forget the coolant in the freezer and amanda walks out of thr bathroom with her hair wet#barefoot and in an oversized band shirt and a pair of his boxers#he smiles a little. not at her long bare legs or her obvious lack of a bra but bc he likes her hair down#she makes a remark about the news story and he deflects it with some dark humor#she walks past him to the fridge for a beer and they play a board game over dinner that amanda has never won even though chris swears#its just chance and no skill#they stay up too late and go to bed and nearly pass out immediately#amanda stays awake just long enough to make sure Chris's charger is working#and then falls asleep while he reads a book ii the dark
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So i was reading @basil-does-arttt 's fanfic "Frustrations and Gentle Affections." and I realised something. For context, Nico has convinced the Spardas to sit down in their Devil Trigger forms and let her pick off loose scales for her experiments and creations. While she is doing this, she wonders to herself whether if demons groom themselves. This led me to the idea, what if demons moult?
(Bunch of stuff about moulting below. I'm no expert, and my sources are all online searches)
I will concentrate on bird and crustacean moulting for this. Moulting for birds is the replenishment and replacement of feathers. A bird's plummage will noticeably change over the course of the year. As their plummage dulls, they will then start to moult. They typically go through either partial moults (replacement of a portion of theif feathers) and/or complete moults (replacement of all feathers, birds typically don more vibrant features after complete moults).
Now moving onto crustaceans, specifically lobsters. Rather than an internal skeleton, lobsters have external skeletons called an exoskeleton. As a lobster grows, their exoskeleton will become too tight, and they will shed their exoskeleton and be left with a soft shell. Immediately after moulting, a lobster will pump their body full of fluids and enlarge their soft shell. A lobster grows ~20% per moult. After enlarging their bodies, a lobster will absorb water to rehydrate and will eat their previous shells to regain nutrition and protein. Due to an enzyme called telomerase, lobsters continue to grow through their lives, and the occurrence of senescence is slow. (It was actually due to this that the myth of lobsters' immortality came to place).
@basil-does-arttt 's interpretation is closer to that of a bird's moult. Individual feathers/scales fall off and are replaced. But I think lobsters' moult align more with demons. I'm pretty sure that as demons age, the more powerful they become. Lobsters also continue to grow as they age. Apart from natural old age eventually killing lobsters, another reason not all lobsters continue growing is that moulting is consumes a lot of energy, the larger the body, the more energy necessary to moult(like how triggering dt takes up a lot of energy for the spardas). Perhaps demons have a similar problem? They can't continue growing for eternity due to energy consumption, and that would explain why we haven't seen any behemoth sized demons. Lobsters' longevity is also seen in demons' long lifespans. Once again, this could be due to demons continually creating a certain enzyme to sustain them like how lobsters do. Also, I feel like eating their shedded moult is something demons would do, just feels right.
Another thing I wanted to bring up is this "cult" that is growing a leviathan lobster god. Sure, it is a joke thing to incentivise people into recycling and caring more for the earth, but they do have a point with the large lobster. The largest lobster found weighed 20.15 kgs (44.4lbs) , the average lobster weights ~0.6 kgs (1.3lbs). That means the largest lobster was ~3591.6% bigger than the average lobster. Now imagine that with demons, if the twins SDT is the average size of a demon, a levithan sized demon would be so fucking huge.
#dmc#future reference#devil may cry#devil trigger#dmc headcanons#dmc dante#dmc vergil#crustaceans#birds#someone pls tell me roughly how big sdt dante is#because now i NEED to know how big a leviathan demon would be in the same ratio as the lobster#fanfic#ive been having too many thoughts lately#idk if its good for any of us#one day i will kill tumblr#the drafts didnt save the first tims#this shit took so long#the sun literally set in the time it took me to research and write this#i swear theres any mistakes in this#no there isnt
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i was trying to figure out what date the trip album ids go by, and i think i did it hink it just counts all of the season that stella maris took place in But it was frustrating me at first bc. it has shinobu and tetora as 17 and midori as 16 and chiaki and kanata as 18 So itd be before chiaki kanata midori bday but after shinobu tetora so like, late june through late august But i was like wtf bc i felt like i rmbred stella maris being in earlier spring WELL ACTUALLY NO IM CONFUSED AGAIN BC STELLA MARIS Is spring of second year of es. so shouldnt they all be 1yr older than that Or am i stupid Or is it not going by date of stella maris.
#first i was confused bc i thought of stella maris as in like earlier spring like april or may so shinobu and tetora bday shouldnt have#passed yet but the#i mean if its in like the last few days of spring. then yeah their bdays would have happened. so i was like ok thats chill. plus i swear#tropical was specifically in like april so itd make sense for stella maris to be later spring#But now im more confused than before bc yeah shouldnt they all be 1 year older#if its second year of es#???????#do i not know how dates work or what#like with those ages wouldnt it be late spring/early summer of the First year of es ?????#but i assumed itd go by the date of their climax event so#well whatever#the little box thing the album came in is sooo cute it has a little handle#i dont even have a cd player but once i have like a car or smtg#going to get a decked out speaker system and blast relax paradise while speeding in residential areas
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just had a rlly sweet dream and now im yearning again o(-(
#its formatted like a game..#basically it was abt niko getting sick and wanderer going out to get ingredients to cure him#its basically kinda like a platforming fighting game and beat things up LMAOO#in every cutscene he was so aggressive like he was on a timer or something to get the cure#also i swear he kinda get panicky during one of them thinking he was too late to cure niko or something (it was all in 2 days btw)#:[[[#cant believe im yearning cause of a dream man#.txt
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Omg fam ur so not alone about the sleeping thing, my partner has both some health issues and also just a completely different sleep schedule from me that makes us sleeping together difficult, and a small apartment that makes it difficult to separate ourselves. And like. It's not his fault but its FRUSTRATING so I feel u ❤❤
😔😔😔Its frustrating bc its not her fault but also it kinda is bc i keep asking for basic communication
Im like hey are you coming to sleep in the next hour
And shes like in twenty mins
Which turns into two hours and im not going to dog her or ask again so i have to roll with the concept shes showing up whenever
I also sleep light so without fail if she comes in three hours later i wake up and it takes a while for me to return to sleeping
Its just a combination of stuff that makes this scenario like she doesnt say anything like dawg all i want is for u to poke your head in or msg me like im not gonna sleep yet but she gets mad abt it like its not super late!! FOR YOU ITS NOT you also work from home :/
Thats it and ill just bury myself under the covers n hope i dont wake up when she does come in
#ahh nothing like tumblr morning venting w the lads#i dont care that we have different sleep schedules#at the end of the day#i just want COMMUNICATION 😭😭😭😭😭#i know im ass at it in other ways but im always initiating convos like this and i keep telling her im not nagging u i dont want you to feel#like thats what this is but my god it will be if she keeps this up#i think im just annoyed that she uses the not late excuse but its like yeah i know but some of us have to go to an office to work and need#to mentally be on their A game. like constantly which is what Sleep assists with#not all of us have the luxury of working from home post covid#like dont give me a fakeass time that we both knkw you arent keeping#and shes always like WAIT FOR ME!!!#SO I DO????#AND THEN U PIKACHU FACE WHEN IM CRANKY AND SLEEPY AND AWAKE WHEB I COULDA BEEN ASLEPE?????#😭😭😭 im PRAYING FOR NO BS TODAY AT WOEK I SWEAR#also not to be slightly petty but i do all the goddamn housework
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me: hey when are you guys paying me for my back breaking labor
job: oh just look at this chart about pay periods
the chart: is the most incomprehensible nonsense ive ever seen in my life
me: cool thanks
#if they pay me late again i swear im quitting. i say that but sighs i need this job even if its super part time#it really is lile im fucking schrodingers employed. i never really know when my next shift is gonna be#until like 3 days max before it and every shift its different and i never really know how long its gonna be
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Just finished SVSSS and I have many conflicting thoughts about it, but really it comes down to liking all the details and themes that were wonderfully done/redone/expanded upon in MDZS and TGCF but disliking the story itself
#It's such a shame id been looking forward to reading it for AGES#I bought it w some other danmei and kept it aside as a little future treat#but really i could only appreciate it as a comparison point w mxtx s later work#like oh look at this detail and this thing. This is what made me love the other two series#like when you read an author's early work not to enjoy it but to track the journey to things you'd love later#I'M SO SAD MAN I'D BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO READING IT SO BAD#And instead it's several days of late bedtime for NOTHING#I kept being dragged along by mxtx s writing style and those little snippets and being like oh its abt to get good#its abt to get good man i swear#And then it was. Over#Maybe ill make a proper post to vent my grievances maybe not. I just don't feel like anything rn#I spent so much money on them too... Oh well#anti svsss#just in case i dont want to yuck somebody's yum#I can see how certain kinksters would be mega into this it just had all the wrong kinks for me
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