#its no ollie but this was funny

[taskmastersource]

[sundays44racing]

ollie bearman is like a child of divorce, being passed around between his parents ferrari and haas

[palmolli]

You should like draw young link screaming at tp link

like

“YOUR A DISGRACE TO THAT TUNIC”

“IM SORRY GRANDPA”

[axl-awesome]

shortly after she was brought to life, olivia was much like a curious child, constantly nagging her big brother to tell her about everything she didn’t know the name of already. sometimes she was a little cheeky about it too

[lovestruck-springle]

weird love language

[dizzybizz]

jrwi riptide huh...oaughhgh uhuhuh (explodes into confetti)

everytime i draw chip his eyebrows get bigger and rounder and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

ep35 was fucking crazy man what the hell

[melon-cat-cult]

The JL doing a 'hear me out cake'

Hal: puts a picture of Batman on the cake right after putting Bruce Wayne down

Barry: your picks don't count everyone wants to fuck Batman

Bruce:(who hasn't revealed his identity, also wondering why Bruce Wayne counts but Batman doesn't) thought y'all were scared of me ?

Oliver: just because you're scary doesn't mean you're not fuckable, ask kal

Bruce: mhm *he nods*

[polydamnory]

Redacted as Psych quotes (bc it’s my favorite show)

David: “I make 48 grand a year, Asher.”  Asher: “What is that, yen? Who needs $48,000 to live?”  David: “I need 32. The other 16 generally goes to you! I claimed you on my taxes, Ash!” ~ ~ ~ Aaron: “He can’t die here, Ollie, it’s a company car.”  ~ ~ ~  Milo: “I’m nobody’s pawn, Darlin, I’m a queen.”  ~ ~ ~ Ollie: “I can’t help it, baby. My body craves buttery goodness.”  ~ ~ ~ Asher: “I decided to be and therefore I am. Socrates said that.”  Milo: “No, that was Descartes.”  Asher: “That was the cologne we wore in high school.”  Milo: “That was Drakkar Noir.”  Asher: “No, that is a wine.”  Milo: “That’s pinot noir.”  ~ ~ ~ Ollie: “We won’t let you down, Aaron!”  Aaron, smiling: “Yes you will.”  ~ ~ ~ Guy: “We are gonna use impulse control, which is the practice of controlling one’s impulses. For instance, I look down and see that roach there, and I tell myself ‘I can’t eat that.’”  Honey: “Do I need to slap you in the face?”  ~ ~ ~ Baaabe: “Oh, wait, I get it. You guys are dating. You’re together. Everything makes sense.”  David: “We are not dating.”  Asher: “Are you kidding me? He was voted most likely to succeed [in high school]. Think he’s gonna date me?”  ~ ~ ~ Elliott: “You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up, right?”  ~ ~ ~ Warden: “Just so you know, if you go to prison, Vega, I will not wait for you.”  Vega: “You won’t have to. I’ll escape. We both know that.”  ~ ~ ~ Milo: “*cough cough* Asthma.”  Sweetheart: “He’s allergic to rich white people.”  ~ ~ ~ David: “Are you in my apartment?”  Asher: “Please. I haven’t snuck into your apartment in weeks. Which reminds me, we’re all out of peanut butter.”  ~ ~ ~ Elliott about Aaron: “That lonely bald guy in the corner makes no sense!”  ~ ~ ~ Damien: “Gavin, if we get out of here alive, I will kill you!”  Gavin: “So what’s my incentive to live?” ~ ~ ~ Porter: “A lot of people want to kill me. I take pride in that.”  ~ ~ ~ Milo: “You’re acting like a child, Ash.”  Asher: “I am not acting!”  ~ ~ ~ Darlin’: “Did you break somebody’s nose?”  Lovely: “Yes, I did, thank you!

[namelessprince]

undersea arc. undersea arc. when. undersea arc when.

[6starsart]

Volume 7 2/2

1.

H..He disappeared..?! There is no exit here. How did he do that?

2.

They've probably been over all the hills for a long time! (That saying is usually use when someone is to far away to catch/catch up to or has fled.)

3.

Oh! Hello birdie!

4.

Louise: What if it should be Louise? That would definitely be tiring. No thanks.

Sarah: Sarah will do that. so you don't have to worry.

5.

Sarah: T… That's a joke! The twins are supposed to take over the group leadership?! Mirabelle „sines“ (conspicuous) with her absence at important meetings and..

Barbara: save your unnecessary comments

6.

Y..yeah, of course.. If that's the case... then that's good!

7.

that can't be! How much honey have you spread around the Star Beates mouths?!

(It means the same as what Sarah said in English but that the phrase we use in Germany)

8.

That’s already it?

That’s something entirely new…

9.

you probably think you're the greatest too

AGAIN THANK YOU RONJA FOR FINDING THESE!!! I know I say it every time but I always appreciate the work you're doing :] hehe

I like how Emilico doesn't even question the Maryrose and Rosemary are dead in the German translation. Just says they're probably long gone (distance wise) by now.. Also Barbie going from basically "ookay. so like I was saying" to "shut tf up" to Sarah TOOK ME OOUUUT

Not to mention Sarah accusing Kate of PAYING OFF the Star Bearers to be the new team leader. That is amazing and I love that soo much more funny lolol. Also the last panel with Kate is such a big change in her dialogue how interesting. I don't exactly remember who she's talking too but to go from "how noisy" (in what I assume is a more inside thought said aloud type deal) to "you probably think you're the greatest too" LIKE GIRL KEEP SOME THOUGHT INSIDE!! THIS IS HOW YOU END UP IN ALL THOSE PRECARIOUS SITUATIONS

[axl-awesome]

how to make a paper crane

(AUDIO IS FROM THID VOD LOL: https://youtu.be/H0swdzRSmng?feature=shared&t=880)

[themyscirah]

This is how this went right?

Parallax!Hal: I miss being a hero... wish I had my ring back

Kyle: oh well you can have mine then! That way you can have a second chance : )

Parallax!Hal: YES!!! A SECOND CHANCE TO PLAY GOD AND RESHAPE THE WORLD AS I WILL IT MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kyle, now ringless: .................huh. im gonna be honest here I really didn't see that coming

[dannyleclerc]

in the new prema racing video, there was a question "what is considered cheating" and ollie was the first to answer- this is so cruel given the fact that there are rumours of his ex/current?? girlfriend cheating on him

[lumiilys]

i think a lot of ofmd hate comes from not engaging with its whimsy. if that makes sense

[faggotstump]

OLLI², NOW KNOWN AS SKYLAR.

[ollyollyaxe]

ok, so, since i have more of them coming, i wanna find a name for my iasip/saw comics and im stuck between: 'its always sunny in saw city' or 'always sawny'... or some other third thing