#its me im hoes
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hoes gonna be hoes
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the last words i wrote today👌 productive day of depravity. gnight hoes 🌙
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Not usually a Ghost girlie but oh hot damn 🥵
baba trend x Ghost inspired by THIS edit 🛐
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They both reached for the gun phaser!
Inspired by @peachviz
#ds9#benjamin sisko#captain benjamin sisko#Captain sisko#in the pale moonlight#ds9 edit#elim garak#garak#ds9 garak#guys editing on a laptop is impossible i miss my pc#im blaming the fact i made this on a laptop that sounds like a jet plane taking off for how weird the text is#once i sit down and actually make an EDIT its so over for you hoes#deep space nine#star trek#star trek edit#premiere pro#this is probably the best episode of star trek like...period#me when i b*mb a politician#THATS A JOKE FBI#FBI ITS A REF TO THE EPISODE#FBI PLEASE#my edit#edits i love#AndromedaEdit
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"Abduct is SUCH A strong word, pal! But yes."
#fe three houses#yuri leclerc#balthus von albrecht#bernadetta von varley#so i kept hearing someone say the hoes are in shambles and i tried to find out its origins after i started to draw this#and then google told me did you mean the vibe is in shambles so im like WHAT i mean MAYBE#so then it told me the economy was in shambles and I am just WHAT ???????????????????? you have got to be kidding me#i really thought the hoes were in shambles was a meme but its memeing on a meme i should have known#in other news hello i dont know most memes im really stupid and i dont watch enough to know the origins
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I'm glad Fields of Mistria is at least a little more lenient with how you gain relationship w characters than Stardew was, bc as much as I love March as a character something I don't love about these kinds of games is the way their arcs/behaviour doesn't progress at all unless you're actively giving them gifts and talking to them every day (neither of which March deserves at all btw). Just rubs me the wrong way that the solution to jerk characters in these games is always to placate and rehab thier behaviour instead of the narrative/your accomplishments working towards that instead.
Idk. I think a lot of ppl have no problem kissing up to tsundere types in games but I'm like entirely too autistic and too "it's the principle of the matter" to be able to? If March is supposed to develop from being antagonistic and rude then it feels shitty that it comes from undeserved, infinite olive-branches and not just the natural progression of time/story? So at least I can mostly ignore him, tho as a consequence it takes fucking ages to increase his hearts passively that way. You can rebuff and scold him in the 2 heart event and I hope they carry that "I'm not taking your stupid ass bullshit, March" energy for the future hearts too. Because I'm out here infrastructure/farm-maxing, I'll spoil him w conversation and gifts when he figures his shit out on his own lol and we get on neutral ground.
Also I just generally don't like how abrupt his change towards you is on Friday nights. I get it's supposed to be comedic but when he's randomly only nice to you when he's drunk, and he's the only character who's Friday night interactions don't seem to have any bearing on his disposition or dialogue with you after (yet everyone else references their Friday night interactions w you and each other) it makes it feel almost non-canonical as opposed to a hidden quirk of his.
Also idk, "only nice when drunk" isnt the incentive to befriend him the devs think it is lol
#fields of mistria#fields of mistria march#that last part especially#anyway im in fall year 1 and finally got his 2 heart event bc ive been ignoring the fuck out if him p much exclusively#and i already had an infused silver hoe by the time he gifted me the copper one and i felt not a shred of guilt selling that fcking lmao#my personal ick towards engaging w him makes the rare moments i do so much funnier in a “marchs rare olive branches are too little too late#way#also a hoe? the most underutilized tool i have in my roster okay march very helpful#i used that thing once and its been in storage since but thanks for the second worse hoe bestieee#also i know im in the extreme minority of ppl that have a hard time w this specific ludonarrative dissonance so forgive me#for being a wet blanket
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She girlbossed so hard I forgot how to draw skirts
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#my hand sketches look like SHIT im so fuckin sorry lksfjlksjf;ojf;oie;oijf#Girlboss#Sarah Jane Smith#Doctor Who#Classic Who#Doctor Who Fanart#my art#WIP#Was gonna draw her carrying the rifle in her right hand but im a lazy hoe and i ended up making her hold the veil instead#I *THIIIINK* the gun was a Gewehr 98. A rifle that was designed in the late 1800s and later saw use in WW1. But I am probably wrong#the bolt action lever looks kinda like a Gew98's anyways... The Kar98 has the same bolt too; but that gun is nowhere near old enough#ANYWAYS!!! lemme know if someone knows what fucking gun it is.... its gonna drive me nuts
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Uh oh back again
#tell them hoes that its crunch time#abdomen#see what i did there#i skipped a few lines but thats okay#how is everyone#is everyone doing okay on this fine friday#i had to call out sick from work from nausea i think it was from my meds but whomst knows#im gonna spend the rest of my day playing overwatch and the sims#and playing with my kitties#:D#okay here go the TagsTM#gay#me#selfie#gay men#gay selfie#gay boy#omg its telling me to tag it with Taurus am i in my celestial era#lgbt#love yall :)
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The fact I have to boot up totk AGAIN, honest to God yall after I make this one fuckass post it is au only I am not doing zelda discourse no more
#watching my own mutuals have bad faith takes on people who w#fucking agree with them and the way people are teying to pick out wording on something SO STUPID AND TRIVIAL is gonna dive me nute#NUTS ANYWAYS like the fact you have people trying to act like ezlo and navi are stupid and wrong and “didnt address eveything” is fucking#insane an obtoose like this is coming from bitches who have SEEN THEIR POSTS ON SIMILAR SUBJECTS BEFORE#like this all boils down to rynling was changing the plot to tp multiple diffrent times and calling people stupid for not subscribing to he#fanfic on what LITERALLY HAPPENED IN THE GAME#like i will adress all the shit around it IN DETAIL because i need it to go out as a HEY to my moots but like PLEASE GUYS I LOVE YALL WHAT#IS THIS#like sorry i said “we” when i should of said RYNLING#i didnt wanna be mean and tbh i do not care if i burn a bridge or piss them off#at this point but its crazy hoe many of you have shit talked her to me and then act like she didnt have a bad faith and like fucking insane#reading of what and i say again LITERALLY HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS#Something stupid big and im very tired of the vauge posting coming from people i like very much#like full on this shit js ridiculos and this is my final straw when it comes to zelda discussion. do not @ me#and ive hated direct comfrontation and shit and discorrse to begin with cuz it was usually some dumbfuck zelinker being RACIST#but apprently its now picking words apart. i will be as careful in my wording as possible but make no mistake this was about rynlings post#first and foremost and just getting things wrong about when the histoy of light and shadow line and just MIDNA in general#and its been conisistantly wrong since 2019 and mf yes im tag talking i aint taking up a dashboard#can you tell im very frustrated? im helping ezlo argue with white leftists who will ask you if you hate waffles when you say i like pancakes
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Me leaving the hoe's house after giving head
literally my favorite gif ever
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Ben Willbond does A ThingTM and immediately his hoes around here fall to their knees, eat glass and go through all seven circles of horniness simunatenously
#its me. im hoes#anyway. happy swagger stick twirl to those who celebrate (also me)#ben willbond#bbc ghosts#six idiots
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Shitrus
#objectified comic#citrus objectified#me drawing this guy like: the hoes gonn looove this#its me im the hoes#stygiandraws
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no one told me how isolating unmasking would be
#and its certainly...something#like i dont regret it#i dont wanna masking to be my default and i dont wanna be in pain or uncomfortable anymore#but realizing that the ppl in my life have never been exposed to the real unmasked version of me#and finding that most of them dont like that version#well its kinda heartbreaking#and dont get me wrong i do love my alone time#but im also so terribly lonely at the same time#and dont know hoe to fix it bc for most ppl relationships depending on the going out aspect#and lots of that stuff is painful for me and im trying to not force myself to do#so im just left on my own#just wasnt ready for how terrible this would be even tho its also great#autism#ry rambles#probably will delete later
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Piss in the bin!
#ive never made any edits for anything before#pls be nice#dnp have such a fucking hold on me they made me donload capcut#am i finally gonna learn basic video editing because of these hoes#im in the middle of making something else but i made myself laugh with this so here#my humor is broken#its 2 am i need sleep lol#dnp#dan and phil#phan#yapping
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they could never make me hate you gingerpilot
#gingerpilot#ITS BEEN SUCH A WHILE OF NOT USING THAT TAG#'HONEY IM HOMEE!!' type shit#armitage hux#poe dameron#damerux#poe x hux#hux x poe#id also include the other ship tag 'hoe' but sadly not many would know im referring to them and not the actual noun#disappointing if you ask me..
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what kinda music do u listen to? gimme some of ur favorite songs :3 (also how do u feel abt vocaloid)
woof it really varies… i literally listen to anything at this point. Started out as strictly punk rock/metal but now i’ll listen to anything. I recently listen to Joey Valance & Brae, Limp Bizkit, Suede, and Roy Orbison quite a lot
(I very much love vocaloid)
#gumi’s voice is so good she is criminally underrated#i actually revisited beatles too recently its been awhile since i rock to the beatles HAHAHHAA#early beatles though… im a hoe for with the beatles album. or beatles for sale. or please please me#but my favorite is rubber soul#asks
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