#its literally not my fault
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do not give me money i WILL spend it omg im gonna get killed
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love getton woken up and blamed for smth that i litey had nuthin to do.
how is it MY fault the kitchen floor was wet??? at 4 am??? i managed to fall asleep at like 12 am(which was extremely lucky bc nornally i can manage to fall asleep at 3 am latest).
yea it sucks that u ended up fuckin up ur back but again??? thats not my fault??? tf u want me to do??? apologize??? for a situation i had absolutely nuthin to do w???
#like#she ended up fuckin up her back by sleepin on the couch for like 2 or 3 nights#its literally not my fault#same w the floor#it wasnt even a puddle#jus a wet spot#like y r u blamin me for that#now ima spend like 2 hrs tryna get back to sleep#bc omce im awake i cant immediately go back to sleep#which sucks antd ik my mom doesnt give a shit#she literally hates me#bc i dont think anyone who truly loves someone gets mad at them over the smallest#and stupidest things#like gettin an order wrong#or forgettin to get smth#🙄#she literally runs me ragged and then gets mad for doin things wrong#like i made her a burger yesterday#and she fell asleep so i woke her up and gave her the food#THEN SHE FELL BACK ASLEEP AND COMPLAINED THAT THE FOOD WAS COLD#SHE TOLD ME TO MAKE HER THE BURGER#ITS NOF MY FAULT U TOOK A NAP INSTEAD OF EAFIN???
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just a normal guy surrounded by residents with evil in their hearts
#my art#doodle#fanart#resident evil 7#resident evil 8#ethan winters#hes havin a bad day im havin a bad day but with the power of takin your frustrations out on fictional characters i will prevail#he wont but thats not whats important here#i wish i was surrounded by literal horrors instead of the internal unseeable horrors that plague me so that i could justify the incredibly#hard time im havin to myself like hey its not my fault im literally dead#but anyways thats the post. heres to coping with life cheers
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Me making sure my sweetie pie Arthur has a bath because he deserves it 💕🎀🌸
Arthur: This is the cleanest some parts of me been in weeks! 🤠
Me:
#arthur morgan#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#like bro#its not my fault all the baths are 8971264 miles away?#literally never put me on blast like that ever again#every time i bathe him its some bullshit from him#arthur morgan x reader#van der linde gang#dutch van der linde#john marston#jack marston#charles smith
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just realised that fetus nico hulkenberg looks like the forbidden, born out of williams arrange marriage, nico-mark baby..
sina rosberg’s genes are so strong that you can See the 1/4th model phenotype in him
#turn a blind eye to the fact that i used a rbr mark pic. its not my fault nico outmogged mark so hard that they literally forgot to#photograph him in williams#mark webber#nico rosberg#nico hulkenberg#f1
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you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier
#xmen#mcu#xmen movies#xmen first class#charles xavier#professor x#snap sketches#todays schedule has been ruined by my ever occurring need to practice drawing movie charles its horrendous#i started this sheet last night but then i kept adding to it and i keep wanting to add to it but i MUST stop myself#in an ideal world i get paid to draw charles xavier and erik lehnsherr but no i live in this baka society#sleepless charles WAS inspired by me starting this at 1AM and forcing myself to sleep at 4AM#and then here i am picking i up still later .... i need professional help i fear but i aint got time for that#NEVERTHELESS I THINK IT GOT IT NOW. I THINK IM OK. i think i know how i wanna go bout drawing him now ...#chat can i confess that like. .5% of the reason i barely draw FC charles i because of his hair#for some reason some demonic entity prevents me from drawing it easily i am in STRUGGLE CITY#the only thing that gets me is that whenever i draw him i can only think of the likes of a disney prince but man thems the strokes ig#i also drew a quick dark phoenix charles but i figured id just keep this first class oriented#anything else i want to say ? uh. hm. its funny i never do any of these sheets for erik#genuinely On My Life made One (1) sheet and was like 'no yeah i got it. i got it down'#literally not my fault his head is So Shaped and defined but anyways. this aint about him.#i mean it could be. i still wanna do a doodle page concentrated on drawing how his powers show#more specifically how do i wanna draw the glow cause i cant decide on it ... also i wanna draw the 'levels' ...#but thats for another time. for right now i should probably eat i havent eaten all day#bye bye !!!!!! here's to hoping i draw something thats not a doodle sheet one of these days
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I think 90% of my gripes with how modern anime looks comes down to flat color design/palettes.
Non-cohesive, washed-out color palettes can destroy lineart quality. I see this all the time when comparing an anime's lineart/layout to its colored/post-processed final product and it's heartbreaking. Compare this pre-color vs. final frame from Dungeon Meshi's OP.
So much sharpness and detail and weight gets washed out and flattened by 'meh' color design. I LOVE the flow and thickness and shadows in the fabrics on the left. The white against pastel really brings it out. Check out all the detail in their hair, the highlights in Rin's, the different hues to denote hair color, the blue tint in the clothes' shadows, and how all of that just gets... lost. It works, but it's not particularly good and does a disservice to the line-artist.
I'm using Dungeon Meshi as an example not because it's bad, I'm just especially disappointed because this is Studio Trigger we're talking about. The character animation is fantastic, but the color design is usually much more exciting. We're not seeing Trigger at their full potential, so I'm focusing on them.
Here's a very quick and messy color correct. Not meant to be taken seriously, just to provide comparison to see why colors can feel "washed out." Top is edit, bottom is original.
You can really see how desaturated and "white fluorescent lighting" the original color palettes are.
[Remember: the easiest way to make your colors more lively is to choose a warm or cool tint. From there, you can play around with bringing out complementary colors for a cohesive palette (I warmed Marcille's skintone and hair but made sure to bring out her deep blue clothes). Avoid using too many blend mode layers; hand-picking colors will really help you build your innate color sense and find a color style. Try using saturated colors in unexpected places! If you're coloring a night scene, try using deep blues or greens or magentas. You see these deep colors used all the time in older anime because they couldn't rely on a lightness scale to make colors darker, they had to use darker paints with specific hues. Don't overthink it, simpler is better!]
#not art#dungeon meshi#rant#i'm someone who can get obsessive over colors in my own art#will stare at the screen adjusting hues/saturation for hours#luckily i've gotten faster at color picking#but yeah modern anime's color design is saddening to me. the general trend leans towards white/grey desaturated palettes#simply because they're easier to pick digitally#this is not the colorists fault mind you. the anime industry's problems are also labor problems. artists are severely underpaid#and overworked. colorists literally aren't paid enough to do their best#there isn't a “creative drought” in the anime industry. this trend is widespread across studios purely BECAUSE it's not up to individuals#until work conditions improve anime will unfortunately continue to miss its fullest potential visually#don't even GET ME STARTED ON THE USE OF POST-PROCESSING FILTERS AND LIGHTING IN ANIME THOUGH#SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK. I HATE LENS FLARES I HATE GRADIENT SHADING I HATE CHROMATIC ABBERATION AND BLUR
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Old people always have the worst attitude towards employees. I'm sorry your one foot in the door peepaw but yelling at me because we don't sell Benadryl isn't going to fix that.
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u may think this is a joke (which it is) but also jon has managed to literally forgive damian for everything hes done in every single universe hes been in and no one else
#jon is so obsessed and i support him#normal earth damian torturing people? its okay i love him#injustice earth damian neraly kills batman? its batmans fault im sure#dceased damian? literally a god to me#im jon kent i dont know how to chill#jon kent#damian wayne#i stand by my shirts of choice#robin#batman#superboy#superman#supersons#dc comics#ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.#my art
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ooo what about the main trio + sampo reacting to their wanted posters?
only gepard's bc theyre masterpieces and i love them sm
#sampo would be like “it doesnt look anything like me” and the others just go “but it does” and gather around him repeating that it does in#fact look exactly like him and he lays there on the ground crying his eyes out#honkai star rail#trailblazer#stelle#dan heng#march 7th#sampo#doodle#my art#sry bout those tags lmao#sampo is one the character archetypes i am so aggresive towards for literally no reason#its not my fault hes so bullyable
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sasuke wants his new year's kiss :kissing_heart:
#sasunaru#narusasu#naruto#sasuke#my art#my comic#round fox baby#naruto's boyfriend#JKHAJDFKASDFADF FUCKING HELL IM SO TIRED#ASDHAHAHAHAHA I BEEN WORKING ON THIS FO#WHAT??? 10 GODDAMN HOURS IM SO DONE IM SO TIRED#ok tbh its my fault for starting late i literally had 3 days off#AND I DID NOTHING ASJKDFHAHSDFADSF FUCKKK#it took an extra hour bC SASUKE#IDK HOW TO DRAW HIS FUCKIN HAIR#NOR HIS FACE WHYS HE SO HARD TO DRAW IM GONNA CRY#anyway hahaha HAPPY NEW YEAR BABES HAHAHAHAHA FUCK
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“Dazai is the big spoon!” “No, Chuuya is!” NO YOU’RE BOTH WRONG! SKK CUDDLE LIKE THIS:
#IGNORE HOW THE OTHER BED LINE IS MISSING#OR PILLOW#IDK HOW BEDS MADE FOR MORE THAN ONE PERSON WORK. OKAY? OKAY 👍#ALSO THE BLANKET/DUVET FALLING OFF THE BED WAS ON PURPOSE THOSE MFS DON’T BLANKET HOG. THEY EJECT THAT THING OFF THE BED#i made this in like 5 mins or less. ignore any fault anatomy-#faulty anatomy*#chuuya position inspired by mayoi. dazai is just. how i sleep with my teddy i think 💀#LISTEN IT WASN’T INTENTIONAL#I LITERALLY JUST REALISED#anyways peace and love we’re all correct#everyone can be a big spoon here 🙏#aorry for my handwriting. its always been like 5hat i don’ have an excuse-#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#soukoku#skk
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why is soap such a twink in ur art
i dont think he is actually, i think i just draw ghost like super massive and it makes him look small in comparison 😅
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#꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ch: james kelly.#꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ alyssa edits.#james kelly#american heist#hayden christensen#its literally not my fault that i associate sir mix a lot with him
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ohhh so this saga just will not end, okay!!!
last month I started an emergency fundraiser because the situation with my neighbor, who has been showing stalker-like behavior, escalated to the point where I no longer felt safe staying in my apartment. here's that original post
I'd remade my tiktok a few weeks ago after several years of inactivity to use for venting & vlogging. it had like no followers + just two videos uploaded. I got this text immediately after I saw him at the top of the stairs to the ground floor as I was coming back in from checking the mail. I had the "find by contacts" shit all turned off so idk HOW he found my tiny nothing tiktok (it's privated now) but he decided to send me this message about it. some of the things he mentioned in the text (like listening at my door???? I said listening to hear my door open/close but not listening at it) aren't even things I talked about which is also raising some alarm bells.
I haven't responded to his texts in months but he continues to send them and now it's shit like this. I am truly beyond words. it's incredible how the second he is confronted with how weird his behavior is I am "evil". I didn't film him, I didn't post any identifying information other than "my creepy upstairs neighbor" and now he is mad that the shoe fits when he's the one that tried it on.
My lease is up at the end of the month regardless, and I'm hunting for apartments actively. I need to get out of here, and I'm doing everything in my power to do that, but I need help with application fees, transportation and moving costs, and a deposit. I'm seeing a place on the 11th (tomorrow, as of when I write this) that seems promising and really hope it ends up being the one. I'm sorry I've had to post about this so much, but mutual aid has legitimately been the only way I have ever been able to pull myself out of a hole like this. even just a few dollars does help.
v3nm0 is alumirust c4sh4pp is $doppelgougar p@yp44l is [email protected] buy some of my art GFM fundraiser link
#could it be that I- a chaser harassing this random trans person- am in the wrong?#No. It's clearly the random trans person I have arbitrarily decided is everything I need in life despite being young enough to be my child#who is at fault here!#fucking. hell.#he knows I have ptsd from domestic violence btw I talked about it to him once before he was overtly creepy and i thought i could trust him#he literally started being worse AFTER that and i was like oh. oh that was a mistake and im naive.#idk its a nightmare i really want to be over with soon
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@openphrase123 your fanfic(s but i mainly made art of the mira and siffrin one because i cant remember words for the life of me for i do not speak french) IS???? ? SO GOOD. SO GOOD IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH finally something to look forward to in the week fr
Mild spoilers for it ig!! But nothing too explicitly groundbreaking i dont think it'll kill your mom to look at these without having read the ff first
Don't mind the shit quality i??? I drew all these so fast theyre kinda shit and i have yet to fully acclamate isat to my artstyle so it's mid
Teehee me when i make shitty rushed fanart to show my appreciation that i cannot put into words for my faovorite games and also authors
peep the rant in the tags
#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#god ive been obsessing over isat lately#its terrible how ive been feeding into it#ffs of it be having me giggling running around because siffrin is healing#not in this particular one though#at least not at the part thats written rn#i do love seeing them suffer in equal parts#siffrin my scrimblo i will microwave you#a mosquito is in my room as im typing this girl gtfo#slight spoilers for this fanfic i suppose#okay so THE FANFIC BROO that part where sif lets mira pick his name?! makes me think that sponsors always pick the names#hence why sif never got a new name and spica feels outdated#also i love LOVE seeing mirabelle get better and better at yk... remembering#needing sif to reintroduce themselves every time is such a creative way to do like a pseudo timeloop#everything was so neat#upset that i cant do them justice in drawinng though i have very little experience drawing black hairstyles#or like being around black people with such hairstyles which is a shame!! i would wanna get a better look at the texture and the variation#BACK TO THE FF i literally read this to my older brother out loud (thank god i managed to pester him to play Isat)#and my throat got so raw from speaking that i had to stop but then itd get to another cool detail and i HAD to tell him#so my throat pain? your fault not mine nuh uh not the lack of self control#case in point thanks a bunch for writing!! i wanna get as good at that as you at some point
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