#its legally binding

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: We’re not friends! I dont even like you

Jesper: Im pretty sure we’re married

[sporesgalaxy]

i havw time tonight so im going to do it. im going to draw fursona friday on my big boy tablet and not my phone. god give me strength

[shepherdofthecorn]

Lil wedding pic of Whitaker and Nova, They’ve been married since 2016

[onboardsorasora]

I can imagine that Daniel is the kind of guy who has a marriage pact with someone. Like when we turn 30/35 and are single we marry each ithrr. Imagine he has one with someone he isn't friends with anymore (Michael) and like he totally forgot about it.

But Max didn't.

Daniels birthday is soon and turns the age and Max becomes irrationally possessive and jealous. Daniel is confused but pleased that he suddenly has all of Max attention.

Max finds a solution. He will marry Daniel and then he doesn't have to marry anyone else.

The end ✨

Brilliant! Stupendous! Amazing! No notes!! Bestie your mind!

[phagodyke]

in a hilarious turn of events my flatmate didn't even know I use any pronouns....

[c1airidryl]

There's nothing that will ever make furry adopts make sense to me...I'm sorry but Its a ludicrous thing to spend money on... Artists get ur bag tho like no shade if you sell them it's more like absurd to me

[i-wanna-b-free]

used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that.... now you're all gone, got your makeup on, and you're not coming back. can't you come back?

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

s6 is literally SO Legally Blonde (musical)-coded

[fellhellion]

Conchata is still referred to as Mrs O'Hara so maybe divorce laws in 2099 really are just that shitty fsdjhfkjsd

[space-mist]

you guys have got to be careful about the shipping discourse posts yall put on my dashboard because they're getting increasingly more "person makes good point, but they're a proshipper actually" and that recontextualizes the whole post into what they're Actually Trying To Say

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

reading some of the notes on that post actually and it seems the average tumblr user has an appalling lack of knowledge about how. parliament. in the uk. functions.

[llycaons]

I'm so tired of the 'well *condescending explaination* Susan, meme phrase. like I think it was a really useful format for certain topics related to like, wealthy white women's sense of privilege or being out of touch with other ppls experiences esp poc or poor ppl and thats a great usage of it, but more and more I see it applied to completely unrelated topics and it's just starting to sound unironically misogynistic

[whilomm]

i keep looking at my calendar and seeing top surgery like a week away and theres Excitement and Anxiety and Fear that something will fuck it up and also oh yeah fck i havent even started my fundraiser thing i was hoping to do shit i should get that set up and OH FUCK ITS ONLY 8 DAYS AWAY JESUS CHRIST AAAAA

[hwitzr]

general themes and ideas for my portrayal of katsuk.i:

a broken prototype: "then turn selfishness into a weapon. make things yours, make other lives and dreams hopes yours." / "it feels like i'm sad for an infinite number of my selves." / "it has to be perfect. to make up for it, to make for the fact that it's me."

butterflies:  re: metamorphosis, "you listen and you know you could live a better life than you do, be softer, kinder. and maybe this year you will be able to do it." / "i act and react, and suddenly i wonder 'where is the boy that i was last year?'... what would he think of me now?" / "mostly, i want to be kind."

fear of insignificance: "i want to try and be terrific, even for an hour, i feel like a time traveller: summer dissolves in my mouth and i can’t remember what it tasted like" / "it terrifies you. that you missed out on something."

without body and mind: "could i just ... let my molecules separate while you keep an eye on the burner? the flame's fickle. here's hoping it doesn't go out." / "i feared a wound not of the body but the soul, an irreconcilable division between myself and the rest of humankind."

guilt as an open wound: "i want to tell you this story without having to confess anything, i want to tell you this story without having to be in it." / "the enormity of my desire disgusts me." / "the strength of my desire, the speed with which it flowers, shocks me; i flinch and startle."

anger as someone else: "i began to realise that although the violence was over, i still carried it with me." / "let the current carry the body away. let it sink. let yourself grieve and learn from this: learn to love." / "violence does not always take physical forms."

and anger as all you are: "aside from luck, what has driven your career? rage. i'm fucking angry, man. about everything." / "i know if i had not discovered art, i would have become a criminal." / "he plays very badly, but it stops him from destroying things."

sometimes people can understand you better than yourself: "to be a monster is to be a hybrid signal, a lighthouse: both shelter and warning." / "i was taught to desire nothing, to swallow other people's misery, and to eat my own bitterness."

a study in shame: "mother please believe me, ... i'm ashamed of the things i've been put through, i'm ashamed of the person i am." / "another morning and i wake with the thirst for the goodness i do not have." / "the horror of myself, and the meanness of myself.” / "isn't all that rage so ugly? and isn't it mine, still? good god, isn't it mine?"

you don't look to the past but drown through it: "when you leave your home and wander really far, you always think, ‘i want to go home.’ but then you come home, and of course it’s not the same." / "time passes, memory fades, adujusts, conforms to what we think we remember." / "it eats and tears away at me."

mother and son and the complexities that brings: "mother, i have pasts inside me i did not bury properly." / "i am a reflection of my mother's secret poetry as well as her hidden angers." / "i am my mother's child, and it terrifies me."

the ghost of who you were: "you are twenty-one and you know there are too many things out here. you're so afraid of becoming a ghost, but you are more afrai of what will happen if you don't." / "yes, i believe in ghosts, but we create them. we haunt ourselves."

[thursdayglrl]

omfg I can't with silly teenager movies I'd rather watch the guy from saw take his leg off than the fucking 24/7 secondhand embarrassment shit

[fizzyghosts]

Does mobile show what my ask thing is or is everyone sending me asks blissfully unaware that they're consenting to being eaten