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I've binged workaholics. Guess who my favorite character is.
#hey i actually really like this#its kinda cute 😳#workaholics#karl workaholics#karl hevacheck#anders holmvik#get yourself a drug dealer who has “dogs”(coyote/wolves) i guess#ofc karl likes dogs while anders lowkey (highkey?) hates them just another layer to their psychsexual obsession#fanart#3/4 wips done#whx#eggon
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Vanessa Kirby as Joséphine de Beauharnais and Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon Bonaparte in NAPOLEON (2023) dir. Ridley Scott
#do not. ask me why i did this ndbsjsbsxj#not my fault the toxic crippling nonsensical perfectsense mess with the goofiest sx scenes known to man#were kinda entertaining and weirdly hot 💀#well they look pretty cute here. but its cuz i was in an 'aw. they can be cute' mood#they were like this... but much more deranged#btw her hands are so attractive... hi 😳#movie#napoleon#dir. ridley scott#filmedit#joaquin phoenix#vanessa kirby#mystuff
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What if I told you Barb is a he/him lesbian to me? What then?
#jane journals#self insert talk#🎸 hard rock hearts 🎸#HOURTGHGHHHH I JUST FOUND THIS IMAGE IT MAKES ME CRAZAAAAY 😭😭😭😭💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖🫶💖#SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE AND SMUG#and this is from her intro scene too where she basically destroys the techno trolls kingdom (wuh-oh 😳)#BUT SHE LOOKS SO!! UGH!!#like she KNOWS shes got them beat#its cute that theyre even TRYING to negotiate with her#shes soooo 😊😊😊💖💖💖#and sorry for being kinda quiet lately#im exhaustedddd and idk if its mentally or physically#but im basically dead when im not at work and it suckssss#i mean they did just move me to full time hours#im a lot busier and i do a lot more work now#thats probably it tbh 😂#but ill get used to it and ill kick this art block eventually!!
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DO YOU GUYS THINK MARCO CALLS ACE DADDY OR AM I JUST WILDING HERE
#cuz sometimes i see certain portrayals of Ace and im like yeah okay daddy 😳#ITS KINDA CUTE NO?#marcoace
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#livetweeting bridgerton s3#'mama we are in a library; for once you must allow me to look at a book' 😂😂😂#😳😳😳 lord debling how terribly forward 😂😂😂#😭😭😭 she just helped him figure out something hes composing; yes? okay im enjoying Francesca and John#gdi im actually starting to feel sorry for cressida#it seems her crappiness is due at least slightly more to nurture than to nature#mama vi may love her children dearly but damn does she cut to the quick of what can motivate them 😂😅#girl that tall drink of water is /flirting/ with you#i only hope lady Danbury s disdain for her brother is only old habits and that he doesnt break vi's heart#it occurs to me that ive been getting deblings name wrong this whole time 😂😅#i know cressidas got her own jail cell of a marriage threat from her father but damn. thats cold#oop that IS the 64.000 dollar question for tonight debs#aw#i just realized they styled and shaped him a little to better resemble the fella who played his father#cute#ughhhhh leaving us on that cliffhanger#(kinda)#i mean#its better than leaving us with a fraught cliffhanger#but its like hitting the hea in a book amd having a mess of pages to go and youre like#aight whats gonna go wrong /now/#guess we'll find out in june 😅
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👁️ 👁️ what is this “nmg au”? Tell me more?
🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️💦💦💦 hides snippet under the cut (rambles in tags)
... It’s hard to tell what they’re feeling at times. Still, they shook his hand and introduced their name.
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A simple, one-lettered nickname. Unlike his, clearly inspired by his appearance; but he’s not complaining. Nightmare gave him a better nickname than what the multiverse did. ...
#ask#mb talks#mb rambles#ees my lil vent au......... just the typical found family nm gang au......... but my skelesona is also there...#(its just titled the au bc idk if i rlly wanna give it a name lol)#the gdoc i was looking at w that title has lust in it (😳) so LOL;;;#(perhaps alternate route or future plot where lust gets adopted to the fam haha)#honestly wanna focus on it again someday; and more on the wholesome side (its a little jumbled in my head and a bit hurt/comfort-y)#(but what vent au doesnt have a little bit of angst lol)#i remember my old lil doodles of it teehee aaah i wanna look at them againnn (<- missing the beloveds once again)#i love love LOVE my skelesona; sometimes he's like my son aurgh he's so CUTE!!! (ships them w the flirtiest pretty boy ever)#cross isn't the youngest in the gang anymore sooo the older bros move on to teasing their newest ~~(lil bro)~~ recruit—#— the silent guy w amnesia nm recently adopted!#(😱 'woag amnesia??' yeah idk either; pastme wanted 2 strt it like ur in a viddy game)#(smt smt dr vessel smt smt the actual amnesia horror game LOL)#i do remember having the idea of making the fic experimental and trying out some kinda cyoa type thing#'haha what if i do in on WP' 💀💀💀 dawg (but i think it's fun to try to do it on tumblr idk yet 🤔🤔🤔)
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#musings#guh blowing off steam in Elden Ring does wonders#i swear 😂#Margit so fun so cute 😳#my oc this run is his partner lol#well was#its complicated#but they had a thing back when he was still in the omen underground#she was a perfumer of Leyndell#not an omen hunter just a normal healer for the city and he kinda fell in love with her from watching her work from the shadows#and then one night while she was taking a breather he introduced himself#they became friends over time and then they fell in love and then she died 😂😭#came back Tarnished and now they have to battle each other 😭#I like to think they have a bit of a thing before the final fight with him#I do not know how she does not succumb to the grief of it lol
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Mutuals I have a dilemma and I require assistance okay
I have a massive crush on someone that I am friends with and I want to shoot my shot cuz it’s getting like unbearable keeping this to myself lol but they were in a long term relationship that ended badly a while back and it kinda messed them up so I don’t know if they’d really wanna consider dating me, or if they even like me that way and I would just be like. Really sad if I got rejected and they’re such a good presence I don’t wanna lose our friendship but I’m like gonna explode if I have to keep this in any longer so what should I do and how should I go about bringing this up 🥺
#i am also just gonna talk about them a bit cuz teehee i just NEED TO#theyre so fucking cool theyre all punk rock they play the electric guitar and can SCREAM really good#theyre only a little bit taller than me and they got this pretty shoulder length dark hair#theyre really shy and dont talk much but theyre so funny they did these really good spongebob impressions to make me laugh#and i literally started happy flapping it made me so happy!!! and they like my impressions too!#and theyre so sweet like so sweet to animals they love animals so much they said its a fault#they have this baby orange cat named momo hes just the cutest baby i love him so much#and they work horrible jobs just because they needed to move out cuz momo was being forced to live outside in a cage#and they were just so upset they worked really hard to give momo a good life#and they took me to this cemetery where their family was buried for generations and like we found one grace that was broken#like the top had fallen off and they put the pieces back together and pat the top and was like ‘there you go buddy!’#guys i was like OHHHH like that was the final straw that got me down so bad#theyre really smart too they told me all about exotic fruit and this forest in utah thats the biggest organism in the world!#like all the trees are all connected its so cool!#and we played mario party they were donkey kong they spammed the button that makes thre characters laugh#going ooh ooh aah aah#and theyre soooo cute they have like nose rings and painted nails and a rose tattoo and nice hands really pretty lips 😳#they were trying to make a black denim skirt out of jeans and they cant sew well so it kinda fell apart#i definitely think im just gonna take it and sew it up for them myself cuz they were SO EXCITED to have a skirt and im just#IM NOT LETTING THEM BE ROBBED OF THIS EXPERIENCE I WILL SLAVE AWAY WITH THE NEEDLE IF I MUST#hnnnghh god i just like them so much i really just wanna kiss them and like cuddle and wrap my legs around them and uhhhh 🫣#like i dont get crushes much and even the ones ive had ive been skeptical to if they even were crushes#but i literally cant stop thinking of this person we talk like every day and just talking about them has my heart pounding#im just so worried about them not liking me back or them being too hurt from their last relationship to give me a shot#according to jackie i ‘got it bad’ so getting rejected would just be like. hnnghhh scary#WHAT DO I DOOOOOO
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I think my friend fancies the boy I like (liked, idk whatever) but is pretending not to because SHE brings him up in an inoccuous way and then because it’s like a kinda running joke I’ll be like have him and then she’s like adamantly refuse and bang on about how she doesn’t want him and now I’m like hmmmmmm…………
#ITS ALL ADDING UP.#one time she texted me to be like his recent ig post looks cute like ……..#at the time I was like haha it’s because I like him NO ITS BECAYSE SHE DOES.#ITS ALL… MAKING… SENSE#I mean literally she can have him because I’m not doing anything#but it’s just funny#we had this long drunk convo on the walk home once bc I was like do you think he fancies you would you get with him and she was like ughh no#!!!#but 😳😳omg.#because they’re actually good friends#well anyway this is prompted by the fact that SHE brought him up and then was like and we’ve been texting ever since 🙈 LIKE?#no but she can literally have him it would be great for my plotline#I kinda actually don’t rlly care#I’m sure I would if it actually happened but lol
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#trying out orange again bc ppl say its a tearjerker 🤨#we’ll see abt that 🤨🤨🤨🤨#kakeru kinda cute i see i see#also i like how bubbly azusa is wow i could never#i love how they just casually adopted kakeru when the letter explicitly stated them not to HAHA#also chino is so cool 🫣#they should give her more time to shine tho#GIGGLING KICKING MY FEET KAKERU IS SO SWEET OMG#WHEN HE SAYS AMBULANCE HERE GOD what if i snap my neck just so someone could come and take care of me like this#the way his gaze softens at naho and when and when he knocks her head playfully im in tears theyre so adorable#did kakeru get in trouble for them hanging out on the half-day :( i think that’s what happened sigh I HOPE THE END CHANGES#i am going to strangle this bitch like i CANT with timid girls at all#maybe im just shameless but i cant STAND THIS HESITANCE LIKE GIRL GIVE HIM THE FUCKING BENTO BOX OR I WILL GOOD LORD#hagita regaining his vision lmfao HAHAH how did he lose the glasses!!#ALSO DID SUWA AND NAHO END UP TGT WHAT#THEY DID ITS THEIR KID OMG HOW AND WHO AND WHY#damn strong friendship tho 😳#HOW COULD KAKERU BE SAVED WHAT ACCIDENT HAPPENED OMG IN WINTER TOO#i hope the ending does change omg :( </3 but what if it doesn’t#THEIR GESTURES ARE SO CUTE IM CRYI#GASPS UEDA SENPAI NO#mister gift-giving and miss acts of service#i love them so much theyre so precious i would k-word for them#THE FUTURE IS CHANGING!!!#WAHAHAH STUDY DATE#i just hope things are changing for the better 🥺 i love seeing them become more and more comfortable with each other :(( im#i wish glasses guy and azu ended up together too :(( they make quite a match#suwa 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 PUNCHING THE FUCKING AIR#dont worry man in another life :(((((#🎬;orange
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he got the girl | george russell
pairing: george russell x wolff!reader
summary: that awkward moment when you get caught going on a date with one of your dads drivers.
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f1gossip: y/n wolff was seen last night on a date? with george russell, (yes the mercedes driver) last night in monaco? this was actually very surprising for us as well, thoughts?
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user1: no shit
user2: no way george pulled y/n
user3: GEORGE IN THE LIKES ??????
user4: NOT ONLY HIM BUT MAX CHARLES ALEX TOOOO ??
user5: sorry guys 😅😅 but that’s actually me and y/n, not her and that skinny twig 😅😅
user6: maybe they were just hanging out??
user7: NO WAY GEORGE PULLED HER
user8: this is actually crazy
user9: okay guys..but the pictures are actually so cute 🙂↕️
user10: RIGJT?? THE WAY HES HOLDING HER JACKET AND PURSE TOO 🥰🥰
alex_albon: holy shit @/georgeussell63 no way you actually got her
georgerussell63: well don’t act so surprised 🙄
maxverstappen1: we will act so surprised. she’s rejected you 10 times.
georgerussell63: she has NOT!
maxverstappen1: sorry, 20 times**
user10: WHAT ARE THESE DRIVERS DOING ON A GOSSIP PAGE ??
charles_leclerc: holy cow 😳
mercedesamgf1: omg no
mercedesamgf1: What the fuck is this. - Toto Wolff
user11: NO GEROGE RUN
user12: SOMEONE CHECK IF GEORGE IS STILL ALIVE
user13: TOTO NOOO
user14: WHY IS EVERYONE HERE ????
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tagged: yourusername, and georgerussell63
f1: it’s been a while, but y/n is back!
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user15: her and lewis 😞😞
user16: THATS MOTHERRRR
user17: she looks so good 🙄
user18: GEORGE BEING TAGGED ???
mercedesamgf1: please un-tag George William Russell. - Toto Wolff
user19: someone PLEASE get this old geezer his own instagram account
user20: the way he adds - Toto Wolff, like we don’t already know ???
user21: oh what i would do to be a fly in the mercedes garage right now
user22: the use of george’s FULL name ??? that boy better run
georgerussell63: 😍😍
leiwshamilton: do you want our boss to kill you?
landonorris: it’s like he WANTS to die
user23: WHY IS HE BEING SO PUBLIC ABOUT TUIS ???
user24: after years of being rejected by y/n he wants everyone to know he finally got her 😭
user25: george finally gets y/n and he loses all fear
f1gossip; y/n was asked about the dating rumors today she was asked “are you and george dating”, she answered, “i think he’s made it very clear, hasn’t he?”
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user26: GEORGE FINALLY GOT THE GIRL!!
user27: i low key thought george was having like a manic episode and was pretending to date y/n but this basically confirmed it, happy for them!
user28: LMAO WHATT
user29: okay now toto’s reaction pls
user30: wait but if she’s toto’s daughter? why is her hair like blonde blonde
user31: she dyes her hair religiously
user32: okay but george being like so proud of this relationship is so incredibly cute 😞
user33: netflix is going to eat this up
liked by, yourusername, lewishamilton, georgerussell63, and 926,826 others!
mercedesamgf1: our family 🙏🙏
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user34: GEORGE LOOKS SO SCARED 😭😭😭
user35: NO IM DYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY
user36: GEORGE LOOKS LIKE HES BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT
user38: this is hilarious
yourusername: p5 and p7 👏👏
georgerussell63: wanted to make you proud 🥰
user39: OH BROTHER HERE HE GOES
user40: toto will appear in an estimated 3 seconds
mercedesamgf1: 😐 - Toto Wolff.
f1gossip: george russell and toto wolff were seen speaking after the race in monaco, sources say that after a intense chat, they hugged it out, thoughts?
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user41: AND HE APPROVES!!!
user42: YAY
user43: ITS OFFICIAL, TOTO APPROVES
user44: okay now i can actually be happy about this relationship
user45: i kinda feel bad that his own daughter didn’t tell him that she was dating someone…
user46: they bro hugged 🥹
user47: so happy for y/n and george ❤️
liked by f1, lewishamilton, danielricciardo, mercedesamgf1, and 637,927 others!
georgerussell63: after 4 years, i finally got the girl 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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f1: GEORGE RUSSELL FINALLY DOES IT EVERYONE!!
landonorris: YEAH RUSSELL 🗣️
oscarpiastri: finally 👏👏
danielriccarido: HELL YEAH
maxverstappen1: i still don’t believe it…
lewishamilton: proud of you man 🫂
charles_leclerc: YAY!!!
carlossainz55: he finally made it🥹🥹
mclaren: she could do better
user48: ADMIN??
yukitsunoda: really?
alex_albon: still not convinced this is real 😅
user49: this whole comment section is killing me 😭
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yourusername: when he’s dad approved 😍
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mercedesamgf1: eh - Toto Wolff.
yourusername: father pls get instagram
georgerussell63: my beautiful gorgeous exquisite breathtakingly beautiful girl 😍😍🥰🥰
user50: need me a man like THIS.
lewishamilton; simp 🫵
yourusername: ??? who taught you that
lewishamilton; the internet
user51: now get married and have 3 kids !!!
georgerussell63: soon!
mercedesamgf1: NO NOT SOON. - Toto Wolff
f1: beautiful couple 😻
user52: THIS IS ADORABLE
user53: i need me a man who loves me as much as he loves y/n
user54: he waited 4 years for her 🥹🥹
user55: the train tracks looks really delicious right about now
user56: me and who???
user57: why is george kinda sexy…
yourusername: how are you just realizing this now?
user57: IT TOOK YOU FOUR YEARS TO NOTICE????
yourusername; no comment.
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notes: i have my chemistry final tomorrow, wish me luck!
#george russell x reader#george russell x you#george russell social media au#george russell smau#george russell imagine#george russell fluff#george russell fanfic#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#f1 imagine#f1 x female reader#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#f1 social media au#f1 smau
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AHAJJAJAKSKAKDKSKSLSLLSALLSLSKSKSKSKSKLSLSLS RRRGRHEHHHRHEHEGRGEGEG EATING THIS DUDE THANK YOU WHAT HELP HELP OMG AAAA
sketch of me and my mutual @canine-brained !
#ITS US#LITERALLY US#AKKDKSLDLDS#DUDE OMG THANKS I DON'T KNOW WHY I DESERVE A CUTE LITTLE SKETCH SHSZSHSHZSZSZSZSZSZS#ENGLISH IS KINDA FAILING ME SORRY IF THE SENTENCE HAS GRAMMATICAL ERRORS I'M EXITED AAA#OMG#HEHEHHDHDHSJSHS#YOU'RE TINY!!!!!#AND I'M BIG!!!!!#BIG DOG AND TINY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!#AAA THAT'S SO SO SO SO CUTE DUDE AAAAHAJJSKSKSKSKSLSLLSLSLSLSLS#The fact that you seemingly went 'hey I wanna draw myself with that one mutual of mine'#AA#HSHSHHS#MFMFMDMLDLSLFLDLDL 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😳😳😳‼️‼️‼️💖💖💖💖💖💖#AKSKKSKS#WHAAWWAWAWAWAWAWWAA#BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU#AAAA THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY WE BOTH LOOK SO CUTE AHJSJSJS#FFFFFRRRRRRRARARARARRA#THANKS#AGH#*dies*
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[cw: g!p liz, pregnancy, breeding kink, lactation kink]
i wasn’t meant to write anything for this bcs i was literally just sitting eating breakfast this morning when the thought of baby daddy jiwon graced my brain and i laughed at it for a second but then it got serious so now ya’ll have to indulge me bcs??? 🤤🤤 also not me saying that that one baby daddy yuj was the only time i’ll write abt pregnancy and yet here we are…
kinda long bcs i rlly loved the fluffy stuff so hehe have fun 💖
we’re all thinking about the same thing, right? your chaotic mess of a girlfriend jiwon feeling as if her whole world was turned upside down when you sit her down and give her the news in the morning where the two of you were supposed to go on a cute picnic date 😭 you can’t tell me she wouldn’t sit there for at least half an hour taking everything in, merely just staring at the wall with her mouth hanging open for so long you thought it would get stuck that way 😭😭 and ykw you were worried for a bit!! the two of you certainly didn’t plan on this happening and this was the clear result of both of you forgetting to use protection that one night where you were just eager to feel the other’s skin,, you half expected jiwon to be angry and lash out at you but no! ofc weird ass jiwon takes a deep breath before pulling you up to your feet and hugging you 🥺
she figured that the news was even harder on you since you were the one carrying the kid,, and being the amazing girlfriend she was, she prioritized your feelings over her own,, comforting you, whispering sweet nothings in your ear when you broke down in her arms not bcs you were upset abt being pregnant or anything but bcs you were just relieved that jiwon wasn’t going to abandon you 🥺🥺 and you’d still go on that picnic date with her! it would be awkward at first but best believe she’s promising to be there for you and with you every step of the way whether or not you decide to keep the baby 🥹💞
i believe in the ‘jiwon would be a wonderful soon-to-be-daddy’ agenda! due to her genuine fear of fucking shit up, she’d probably read countless parenting books 😭😭 sure she knew how to take care of a little kid or two but not a baby! let alone one that she made! she’s reading books, getting ahead of the game and researching and possibly buying all the stuff your kid needs, asking her parents for advice… jiwonie just wants to be the perfect partner and parent 🥺💕 you’d find her in the kitchen one day practicing how to make milk—as in making sure it’s the correct temperature and that it tastes good.. don’t ask her how many times she has actually finished a whole tiny bottle of baby milk 😭😭
and now to the nasty parts! ☺️ if i remember correctly i said this same thing about baby daddy yuj (🤤… sorry—) but jiwonie would sometimes find herself staring at you and thinking back to the night she got you knocked up! it would be worse with her though—unlike yujin’s massive ego showoff, she’s more… dreamy about it? 😭 like she’s really basking in every detail of that night from the stumbling-into-your-bedroom shit while giggling, practically ripping each other’s clothes off while making out, jiwon surprising you with her hidden strength when she suddenly just pushes you into the bed and quite literally gives you the best fucking of your life?? all that of that along with seeing that growing bump in your stomach and your now swollen tits heavy with milk, well… nobody can blame jiwon from getting hard on the spot!
also becomes a clingy perv 🤤🤤 obsessed with backhugging you randomly and kissing your neck bcs it makes you giggle bcs ur ticklish and she loves hearing you laugh BUT ALSO you whimper and get goosebumps all over your skin so it just… turns her on so much 🫣 loves caressing your little baby bump while she half listens to you yap about your day and half touches you all over 😳 you don’t notice what she’s doing until one of her hands is squeezing your inner thigh and the other is making its way up to your breasts,, “our kid’s very lucky.. they have the prettiest mom in the whole world.” and she’s leaving marks all over your neck and shoulder while she feels up your soaked panties… 🫣🫣
jiwon’s a love-maker so expect to be gently fucked while standing by the sink! has definitely memorized each and every spot that has you scratching her arms and curling your toes so you were just completely at her mercy the entire time! the contrast of jiwon telling you the sweetest and prettiest things in your ear while she softly fucks you into an orgasm that has you seeing white?? see, she’s all hot and sexy while fucking you but then you turn around after getting situated and you see a wet spot in the middle of her pants.. even she would laugh and cover up her red face 😭 but she can’t help it okay?! it’s totally normal for someone to cum while fucking their partner.. jiwon just happened to be so stinking cute while doing so that you can’t help but take her to bed afterwards 🤭
now as we’ve established before, jiwon’s always taking care of you and that pretty much tripled every time you wanted to do something ‘drastic’ in terms of sex!☝️ jiwon is always careful when in bed with you, only choosing positions that were safe and comfortable for you even if they weren’t for her! even if you have her rolling her eyes to the back of her head while you ride her, jiwon’s still looking out for you! whether it may be asking if you’re okay, if anything hurts, or just singing your praises to ease you 🥺🥺
jiwon’s so weak against dirty talk too?? 😭 especially when you tell her you want to make a big family with her bcs she knows that means you want her to get you pregnant over and over and yk what that does to her brain?? it almost literally shuts it down bcs she gets sooo turned on at the idea 😵💫 sometimes she even thinks about it when she’s cleaning up the house or at work and has to run to the bathroom bcs her fucking cock just wants to burst out of her pants 😭 baby can’t control it, she always needs you :((
ah yeah and the moment your tits start leaking?? it’s so over bcs you’d think that jiwon wouldn’t get even more obsessed with you than she already is but you’re so wrong‼️‼️ teases you and calls you ‘mommy’ a lot while licking and sucking away at your breasts.. and eye contact is a must bcs she loves the flush on your cheeks as you watched her lap all of your milk up! 🫣 and she definitely makes a joke abt being the one to drink your breastmilk if your kid ever gets tired of it but the two of you know damn well it’s not just a joke 🤭 jiwon also loves massaging your breasts to ease the tension in your shoulders and god her dick just gets so fucking hard when she feels her hands get wet w your milk 😵💫
in all of your years dating jiwon you never could have guessed that there was a gentlewoman in her! definitely the perfect balance of being a good mommy and a very charming daddy 🥺🥺 speaking of which, her knees turn into jelly whenever you ‘jokingly’ call her ‘daddy’ in and out of bed 🫣 she’s the cutest baby daddy ever 💕
#ive smut#ive x fem reader#ive x reader#ive imagines#ive scenarios#liz smut#liz scenarios#liz imagines#liz x fem reader#liz x reader#kim jiwon x fem reader#kim jiwon x reader#kim jiwon smut#kim jiwon imagines#kim jiwon scenarios#girl group x fem reader#girl group smut#girl group x reader#girl group imagines#girl group scenarios#g!p liz#g!p kim jiwon#g!p ive#g!p idol
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I think the funniest Hazbin Hotel crack theory headcannon is that Husk has the MOST absolute rizz out of everyone. Like he was highkey a fuck boi when he was alive and has been married and divorced at least 3 times and would have probably been more if marrying men were legal back in the day. You need a lot of suaveness and charm to get away with swindling people for a living and NOT die by pissing off the wrong person. Now that he's dead, old, and at rock fucking bottom he doesn't really care about it anymore but he still has that gentlemanly smoothness about him without even trying. Especially now that he just doesn't give a fuck about anything anymore he's extremely blunt and forward about what he thinks about people. Like he's not even trying to charm them, its just his honest opinion.
Husk: You're far to kind for this world, princess. But perhaps that also makes you stronger than the rest of us too; Finding reason to be kind to people without anything in return. I hope you never lose that softness in your heart.
Charlie, on the verge of tears: T-thanks you 💕
Husk: Look all I'm saying is that if Heaven wants to lose their best warrior because she's an ACTUAL angel with good morals unlike the monsters they have amongst their ranks, then its no skin off our backs. Bastards don't deserve you anyways Vaggie.
Vaggie, blushing as she fiddles with the hem of her skirt: Uh, yeah...thanks...😳
Husk: I mean, I wasn't all that surprised that you didn't "look" the part of the Devil. Partly because Charlie looks the way she looks and she's cute as a button. But also the books back on Earth said you were God's most perfect angel and I mean, like, *shrugs* they weren't wrong.
Lucifer, giggling like an awkward school girl: Ahaha, you're sooo funny 🫠💕
Husk: Look, you're a decent guy: you're smart, funny in that goofy charming sort of way, and pretty decent in the looks department by sinner standards. Plus if the rumors are true after that night in the club, you're not bad in the sack either. 😉
Sir Pentious, fan himself like a victorian lady: Oh my 😳
Husk, pissed: I swear if i wasn't on your damn leash I'd rip out your throat with my bare fucking teeth so you can finally shut the fuck up.
Alastor, desperately pretending that unhinged comment didn't make him internally swoon: My, my Husker, if you wanted a raise, all you had to do was ask~ 😃
Husk: You look good like this.
Angel, flirty: Like what? I look good every day Suga~
Husk, soft and genuine: Happy....when you're happy, when you're enjoying yourself, you have this glow about you.
Angel, breathless: Glow?
Husk, anxiously rubbing the back of his neck: Ha, kinda cheesy, but that's the best way I can describe it.
Angel: 😳🥺💕
#bunny talks#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel husk#charlie morningstar#vaggie hazbin hotel#angel dust hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#sir pentious hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#huskerdust#husk hitting them with that old man rizz 🥵
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No because those EJ headcannons 😳 are so good aldhworjeoejekr you wrote him so perfectly 😫
If it's ok, can I request some NSFW Creepypasta Toby headcannons? You can make them as dark as you like, but DAMN I have to admit the way you write characters is so gooooodddd 💖💖💖
↳˳⸙;; ❝ TICCI TOBY KINK HC'S! + BONUS ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗
[A/N]--tyty i always enjoy slasher creepypasta-- the more realistic version of the fandom. its always been more entertaining for me... the mansion kinda HC never really stuck with me unless portrayed really good? its so hard to find fics that are like that... but anyways wtf my first ask this deserves a bonus smut at the end?!?!?! sry for the delay too i’ve had writers block wtf… the second half is shit ngl
NSFW. warning— NOT PROOF READ fem! anatomy, dub-con, somnophilia, toby being a perv, sadist, bondage,breeding, exhibition
TOBY IS A CLOSET PERVERT--
he remembers when he first started stalking you. when he first snuck into your house while you were fast asleep as he kept a watchful eye over your sleeping form. you were ethereal, he couldn't help himself following you home- or going through your panty drawer. you couldn't blame him, really, you couldn't. you look so cute in your satin pink thongs that he just had to steal one. or three.
sadist-- toby just adores watching you contort underneath his touch as you squirm away from him. he won't hesitate to leave harsh slaps across the meat of your ass or dark bruises made from his belt into makeshift handcuffs
bondage-- he loves tying you up in all sorts of different lewd positions. toby takes pride watching you whimper under his calloused hands begging for your hands and/or legs. he knows that those whimpers are only for him.
breeding-- toby has family issues... at first, he wouldn't want kids. he would dismiss the thought of ever having any kids in the first place... not wanting to turn into his dad. he was terrified. that was until he came in your pussy the first time. it was fucking life-changing. he loves the feeling of spilling his seed into your pretty pussy... he just can't go back after that. why buy condoms when he could watch his cum seep out of your pussy? he wouldn't mind having a kid or two.
mutual masturbation-- he goes wild watching your hands disappear into your heat as your mouth lets out a barrage of whimpers and moans. toby can't help but join in. whether you know if he's watching or not.
exhibitism-- this man just dont give af. if he wants you, he wants you. anytime, anyplace.
oral(fem receiving)-- this could be considered a kink because toby could probably cum buy just eating your pussy. he just cant get enough of it. he gets so painfully hard when he goes down on you. so you cant blame him when he paints his pants white.
corruption— this is a big one..you were a virgin, with little to no experience before you bet toby. something about that innocence he just had to protect… something he just had to corrupt. toby remembers when he first taught you how to give a blowjob. he could just cum by the perverted memory.
TOBY DEFINITELY JERKS OFF WITH YOUR PANTIES—
there’s no way he doesn’t. he fucking obsessed with the taste and smell of your pussy. the nights where he can’t come and visit you bet you can find a pair of your satin panties wrapped around his cock. toby just can’t help himself. he loves feeling the feeling of your juices rubbing up against his cock as he imagines runtting against you. it’s his dirty little secret… well it’s not much of a secret when your prairies start showing up stained with a white excrete.
HES SURPRISINGLY KINDA BIG—
now don’t get me wrong… toby isn’t a petite guy, he’s rather tall standing at 5’11 or 6’0. he’s a pretty built guy—he kinda has to be. so when i say surprisingly i mean you wouldn’t really except him to be a whopping 6’0 inches. his girth is on the skinny size but he makes up for it when hes hitting places you never knew existed. his tip is a dark pink, and the prettiest dick you’ve ever seen. you never thought that you’d be saying that about a dick or specifically a serial killers dick; but here you are… your not exactly complaining.
—-ˋˏ [‘Ill give you everything��] ˎˊ
—(Toby couldn’t help himself. He really couldnt. You just looked so gorgeous in your pink satin panties— which are your favorite pair— he couldn’t help but rub against the cotton material. It’s not like you’d mind anyways…you’ve always asked him to fuck you awake before, why not take you up on that offer?
He carefully moves the comforter from your shoulders, peeling it back allowing him to slip into your bed behind you . Toby sinks into the bed, spooning your relaxed body as the curve of your ass pressed into him.Almost instinctively your body pressed into the slasher completely, being enraptured by his warmth. You were oblivious to what you were doing to him.
His aching boner stretched against his pants, and fuck it was painful (from aching not actual pain) as he rubs up against your panties. It was almost like you wanted him to do this. Sleeping in only your underwear? It was like you’re asking him to move your panties to the side and fuck you.
His cold finger tips brush against your damp panties, hooking his finger on the seam of fabric, slowly and carefully pulling them down. toby was careful not to wake you—-not yet. He wants to savor this.
It was so unbelievably hot in your bedroom, almost like a sauna. If anything he was helping you cool down. You should appreciate his kind and just actions by taking of your clothes before you got too hot. He chuckled at that thought, ghosting his finger tips over your exposed shoulder, leaving goosebumps in his wake.
His lips hovered above your exposed neck, sending chills down your spine. Dark bruises soon began to litter your neck, ruining its once pristine image as Toby sunk his lips deeper in your skin, all while his other hand disappeared into your cunt.
You were so incredibly wet, so incredibly tight. His calloused hands slid in and out with ease, your walls sucking him in ever time. Toby was enraptured with your beauty, your flushed cheeks, your rosy lips, the soft whimpers that left your mouth; utterly gorgeous.
“Toby?” You awoke to nothing but darkness with an uncomfortable feeling in your stomach, an all too familiar one. A warmth spread throughout your body like wildfire as the prevalent feelings grew. The sensation— that you couldn’t put a finger on—- just felt so good, you couldn’t help but melt into it.
Toby hummed in response, too busy on concentrating on the task at hand; fingering your tight cunt. The lewd sounds that gushed around his hands was deafening; almost forgetting that you were awake.
“Are you e-enjoying yours-self?” He laughed, curling his fingers inside of you, rubbing up against a patch of sensitive nerves.
You yelped, now being fully awake, clearly aware of the sensation— that is being full. You could only moan in response as his fingers continuously plunged in and out of sopping cunt as your core tightened.
Toby’s lips attached to the crook of your neck once again, tracing over the dark bruises that began to form— biting ever so slightly on your sweet spot (that only he knows of). His unoccupied hand, cupped the meat of your thigh, lifting it up to gain better access for his other hand that was moving at an insatiable speed.
“P…Please, I need you…I want all of you.” A barrage of moans left your lips, as your hand curled behind you to grip the man’s hair that assaulted your skin. Your sharp nails dug into his scalp, tugging on tuffs of his unkept brown hair—signaling your desperation.
Suddenly, he was on top of you. Straddling your exposed bottom half with his thighs, a lustful glint ever so present in his eyes. His lips were a cherry red, presumably from his attack on your neck as well as his hands that were slick with your cunt. You take immediate notice of the large tent swelling in his blue jeans, you could only guess at how painful it was.
“A-are you sure?” Toby hummed, his scarred hands tracing over your waist, “I’m not g-gonna go easy on you.” His voice came out as a whisper, as if it was some horrible secret—a taboo. To which it was, not like you knew or anything— but toby has a secret, commmited horrible sins that can never be reversed— you shouldn’t be doing this with him… He feels guilty almost— yet it’s so enticing… His hands devouring your body as if his hands weren’t covered in blood merely hours before.
But you’ll never know, right?
“I want all of you, Toby.” He looks down at your delicate form, such innocence. Your skin was practically glowing in the moonlight that shone threw the raked blinds, making you look almost angelic. He was scared to touch you, like you would crumble under his touch. Like you would see him for the monster— the pyschopath he truly is, a devil.
Yet, that’s what makes it so exciting, so enticing to see your angelic body beneath him. The danger, the corruption. It only added fuel to the fire, and soon it would become a wild fire.
Your body; merely heaven and earth wrapped into one.
He; the virus, a plague that never stops— pollution your body and everything in between.
Is it really worth it? If he really loved you— he would let you go— right?
“I’ll give you ev-verything. Anything you w-want.” Toby whispers, his hands on your waist crawling towards your chest—drawing secret messages that only you would know. His usual ice cold hands, were anything but cold. They were warm. His hands roamed your body, and spread throughout your body like a flame— he devoured everything in his path.
Your body reacted to him like a magnetic. His name fell off of your lips along with whispered promises and wonton moans. You were meant for him— maybe poisoning you isn’t so bad. Maybe—just maybe, it was meant to happen.
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w-well if you're okay with hat then 😶🌫️ can we get a uncle/nephew smut? 😳 like the uncle being of course double their age and being like nurturing and kind and sweet and reader is like shy and cute 👀👀👀
Hnn,,MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,, Inc3st!!!,,Uncle/Nephew,,I4ky!!! Older man!! kinda adding my own tra4ma to this sorry lolz
It was finally the summer!! Your parents were planning a large family reunion to bring everybody back to their family home!! You were incredibly excited to see your family again!!
Especially your uncle!! You haven't seen him in sooo long!! >□< he was always so kind to you,, maybe even better then your own father!! Whenever he use to stay over it was the best thing to happen to you!! Even if he was a little,,,too affectionate!!
When you arrived to the house there were banner and balloons everywhere!!! The music was blasting as one of your younger cousins happily ran over to your car to greet you!! You've barely kept in concat with any of your family due to,,,college!!
Smiling as you moved to pick your cousin up before walking into your house,,your parents happily chatting with your grandparents but someone immediately caught your eyes,,your uncle!!
He was tall,,intimating and with a smirk he lowered down,,getting in your view line as your cousin squirmed about in your arms,,going to play with your sister!! You couldn't look away from your uncle,,
"Finally home hm? Took you long enough!" He smiles with a joyous laugh leaning in to shoe you his cheek,,hinting for you to give him a kiss,,even as your cheeks flushed red you leaned in pressing your lips to his skin!!!
Your parents only smiled,,ignoring how you were slightly uncomfortable as they wanted to keep the reunion a joyous event!!
Sitting close by him as the food was handed out!! His large hand resting on your hip as he pulled you close,,his hand running gently through your hair as you lean into him!!
He excuses you both to the bedroom,,your parents nodding and saying its good for you to take a break from all of the loud noises from all your family!!
Next thing you knew you were on the bed underneath him!! His lips against yours in a passionate kiss as he grips at your hair,,cooing to soothe you as you swueim underneath his larger and stronger grip!!
He knew it was wrong but it felt so so good,
#{bttm male reader}#bottom male reader#sub male reader#x sub male reader#x bottom male reader#{i4ky yuck!!}#{anon asks}#{h4rny ask}
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