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i think about this line daily i fucking love to imagine mario n luigi stumbling away after defeating cacklettas soul and mario is staring blankly forward with the expression of a man who is desperately trying to comprehend the incomprehensible horrors he just faced while luigi is violently shaking like a neurotic prey animal who is one wrong look away from bursting into tears and physically attacking you at the same time. and then this gay dickhead flies in on his gay little bean cushion thing n goes Hey nice job with the horrors! btw i just set off a bomb and we have like 2 minutes before i blast this whole castle right out of the fucking sky. run
#skye's ramblings#I THINK ABT PEASLEYS EXPLOSIVE DEVICE SO MUCH ITHINK ABOUT IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. ITS SOURCE IS NEVER DISCLOSED. HE JUST FUCKING HAD THIS#he literally spends the whole time the bros are making their way through the final area rigging the whole place with explosives#takes a small detour to whack fawful and subsequently gets electrocuted like an idiot. then says bye to the bros n gets right back to work#hes soo fucking funny man hes just constantly pulling the most inexplicable insane bullshit for the entire game. hes the gay rep we need
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race as an element in fantasy stories will never not intrigue me btw i will always yap about the external choices and author makes affecting the internal machinery of text itself and how intentional any given off the cuff statement appears to be
#andrew 'the kids are aracial but the striders cant be black' hussie your days are fucking numbered#genuinely bizarre thing we all just let them say what was up with that huh#also aracial is stupid and made up you wrote a bunch of white kids say it with your chest nerd#for taz specifically its way less. i dont read it as disingenuous or malicious#just interesting#like the specificity of breaking down that x is tongan and y is maori and z is samoan#what does that Mean. in the Story. its not even in the story its a blog post you made like 4 years ago#this is 'dumbledore is gay' levels of rep its jsut saying things without having to like. actually mention it or do anything with it ever#and i think that makes it uuuuh. lazy#not bad or evil or you should go back and tell me everyone is white#but it is just lazy the way the information is delivered to people who go looking is uninspired#and then that footnote about her not caring about what the fans think they look like or draw them as is whack too but i dont think shes lik#a bad person#like yeah dude i think its dumb and lame if you have maori dykes as your protags then say its chill if people think theyre white
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this whole blake lively vs justin baldoni ordeal is extremely disheartening to witness. The lack of media literacy, critical thinking and the rise of misogyny is disgusting. I don’t care about blake lively really, shes just another celebrity to me. Until i see that people are blindly following a smear campaign because they cant think for themselves for a damn second. baldonis lawsuit is bullshit, hes a man who sucks (shocking) and a womans greatest crime is being ‘annoying’ in the year of our lord 2025
#Ooooh yall piss me off#bro is suing nyt.. for an article cowritten by the same woman who helped break the weinstein case#you think reputable writers like them would LIE?#blake lively#justin baldoni#fuck justin baldoni#If anyone wants a thoughtful video about it i recommend Swiftologist on Youtube#he did a video explaining the smear campaign and now the lawsuit#he is not a lawyer but he is a journalist and this is his job#arson yaps#People just take anything at face value SPOILER you cant learn everything from a 10 second tiktok#The way some of yall cant see a misogynistic movement when its in your face flashing bright lights at you#Im just TIRED#The way yall treat women sometimes is abhorrent#some of yall need to be whacked with a stick#and dont start on the it ends with us campain that doesn’t mean SHIT atp
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I want Daredevil in marvel rivals just so his melee ability can be him hitting you over the head with his cane
#i feel like hed be a melee character anyway but shhhh#its just funny to think about#i wanna find an enemy spidey and whack him with matts cane thats all#spidey or jeff tbf. jeff looks puncheable#stiff talk#marvel rivals
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Look im not tryna start any shit with anyone in particular since ive seen this a couple times now but
If you draw the digital circus cast as humans
And you make jax the darkest skinned one out of everyone
I just want yall to think about why you did that
#feeling really weird about this#bc i do like a lot of the designs i see!#but like#listen#theres something to b said#if ppl are consistently making the violent asshole character the black one#often the only black one#and no im not giving passes just because you guys think hes hot#its still weird#like cmon#tadc#also if u guys take this and decide to never draw a brown character again im whacking u with a rolled up newspaper#not what this means!!!
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It's so wild to me that people don't instinctively hold doors for the person behind them. Like I'm not even complaining someone didn't hold the door for me I'm saying people are SURPRISED when I hold the door for them
#once a sheetz cashier was like 'i saw you hold the door for that man thank you' and its like.#'thank you????' for a basic decency??? are people just extremely rude here en masse#i know the answer to that actually nvm#this sounds like im virtue signalling but im just baffled i dont even think about holding the door#its just a thing. like going through the woods and holding a branch so it doesn't whack the person behind you
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sometimes i forget i have amnesia cus im so used to not remembering shit it genuinely surprises me when im reminded that i do in fact have amnesia
one of my friends told me i asked them if they knew about murder drones about 4 times by now and ive been on like really long rambles about murder drones and i dont remember any of these instances and i dont even really like murder drones that much anymore nor remember really anything about it so im like what???
#hazy rambles ☆#idk how to tag this#its probably someone else ngl#did stuff#system stuff#dissociative identity disorder#i forget that im not like always here and the others do in fact exist cus im always in some amount of denial#i think i was just kinda whacked in the face im not the only one here though because my ass would not be rambling about md
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there are people struggling in poverty in awful situations who can't get a single donation on their gfms for vital medicines and housing help and someones made £600 on one for dnp tickets :/
#i have a lot of feelings and not any good way to articulate about this#like sure theres no rules literally do what you want#but also. there are multiple genocides going on. there are huge huge problems in the world#idk i just think its kind of whack#like people can do what they want with their money i just think Wow basically
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anyways in 2019/2020 i went on a rampage on eurovision youtube regarding lena and maNga (nothing too wild, i was 18, but mainly just calling them out on being plain delusional and then getting called racist in return) and i still get salty maNga stans replying years later and its honestly so pathetic the more time goes by. grow up. get a hobby. who the fuck cares. you found my four year old comment and you decided to argue back.
#if you don’t know lena won 2010 for germany but turkey came second#quite a few turkish fans seen to not want to let this go and will basically bully any lena stan they see.#you see one of the biggest things re the eurofandom ebu aside is some stans do Not understand opposing music tastes#so what if someone prefers a generic swedish pop song over a balkan ballad they have a right to enjoy whatever#you’re not better for liking balkan ballads#for me sometimes they hit but often they don’t#balkan bangers on the other hand mostly hit#so what if someone prefers ukrainian folk to idk… hard rock#its in their right#nothing is essentially wrong#and so what if someone fucking enjoys joke entries#i fuvking LOVE congratulations by silvia night#not that this matters but commenting on my four year old comment about a fourteen year old victory is pathetic#get a life and go touch grass#in fact i wanna comment that but its better if i don’t respond#but yeah#they’re delusional and i hate them and by god just fucking leave me alone#it is a sure fire way to tell the off season has started#but honestly idk what will even happen next year im trying to not think about it#also maNga was great but they were not robbed lmao#also their stans are annoying mostly and maNga i think are whack politically? not that i care#eurovision#eurovision 2010
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fionna and cake was so good I haven't been able to stop thinking about it like at all since I finished watching it
#im especially thinking about episode 2#the entire scenario of finn being like whoa youre depressed? lets just avoid thinking about it by doing wild stuff!#& the visual towards the end of the episode where he uses his arm to weed whack his way thru a bush#just rips it to shreds#like. maybe its 2023 and im still thinking about fern but look. look.#thats how he killed him. was woth that extention. so having that very abrupt visual coincide with finn clearly not learning healthy#methods for coping and grief? hi.#sorry finn was a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge comfort character for me like right on the shelf w red and link so im like#obsessed w him. and the design they made for ep 2 my god
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Hello! I hope you have a lovely day/evening!
It took some courage to even send this ask and express my appreciation and gratitude to you.
I was introduced by your kirby ocs (it was Robin first before Quiver) and I adore them a lot and their stories are fantastic too, that actually made me sprung up to go back and work on my kirby ocs' backstories. So far I did one a little bit and working on another, they're aren't much but its an honest work lol.
I just want to say thank you for being an inspiration and motivation for all that. There are many others but you're the first person that inspired me!
Kirby oc content isn't strong in my blog but eventually they'll gain some love kdjdkdns
okay yeah, again i hope you have a nice time!
Google, how do I send hugs via the internet
Anon, this was such a heartfelt message to read omg 🥺💖💖💖 I'm so happy and flattered to be one of the people that inspired you, AAA;;;;;;;
Go absolutely ham with your OCs, at your own pace and time and don't worry about how much traction they get, and just have fun with them and their stories - that's the whole key to it 💖
#don't worry about trying to make sense of it either#cause kirby lore is whack so just go berserk xD#i think this cured my sickness ough my heart 🥺💖#anon#ask#also *super* proud of you for telling 💖 its not an easy thing to do so be proud of that ;v; 💕
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Someone explain the correlation between point A and point B to me like I'm 5 years old idc about this book but the fuck does the prose have to do with anything here

#is this about stylistic choices i dont think this is a particularly stylised book like not in a way that it would make a good example THO#maybe that's the point??? like it's barerly stylised#and people still cannot handle it#that being said the prose in this book IS whack it's very. middle tier YA njdeheheb i think it is YA tho so i might just be too old#like sometimes u read a ya book and its like yea and other times you try to read six of crows and realise you absolutely missed#the point at which it was readable
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double standards from fandom/ the show in general when it comes to female characters note i do not absolve him of sarah lynn/penny/gina ect. im just of the mind abusers can be victims too i mean the show did that with Beatrice.

maybe its just me but i find it rather callous /and irresponsibly mean to just offer a man known as an alcoholic on the verge of a mental breakdown coming to the realization everything is his fault who barely has any sanity left more alcohol but that's just me yes he could say no but there is certain cruelty about this whole situation as it comes off as kicking a man when hes barely hanging on by a thread .
and how the show handled Anas assault on bojack was very weird she just grabbed his balls and its just no big deal at all by the shows standards shes just his victim somehow who will get dragged down by him despite being the one in control? and he sees her as weaker person after she spills food on her shirt??
Okay that makes no sense i dont think you stop fearing a person who spills food on their shirt who assaults you ,
and shes the one to try and bring him down in s5 as a stance for womens rights and a stance against abuse, really? nah i just don't buy it nor am i interested in convos of he deserves it for hurting women its a double standard in the show .
#bojack horseman#tho i think the ABC woman has a certian crueler attitude about the whole situation like#she just invites him over to give up his show and he agrees#then she has to bring up how he could have saved his friends career and okay he should have called i fully believe that#but it really felt like.. dare i say beating a dead horse?#its like you take a guys arm yank it off and whack him over the head with it thats how the fisrt scene felt like
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i do think its funny how when i ask other people about miravi they fairly directly go to them getting along, meanwhile, me, the captain of miravi and the one driving this ship, insists that they take one look at each other and mutually decide the vibes are RANCID. they hate each other SO much. they are trying to kill each other. its cute ❤
#all the care guide says is 'biomass'#miravi.txt#this is NOT a complaint btw i think its very fun#i mean tbf im saying this in the sense that They Get Better#they just need some light threatening with knives first as foreplay#gets them talking about their problems real quick#which DOES lead to them getting along#like i say: theyre cats#they need to whack at each other a bit in fort asshole first and when you come back theyre cuddled up with each other
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i'm going to eventually write up something coherent about why i think liz makes sense as a post wwii queer woman / the reverberations in her own Myth. but in the meantime: excerpts from this article.
#➤ elizabeth collins stoddard. ┊ i belong to the house. the house belongs to me.#ive talked to people privately about this but i realized i never actually posted this and why i decided to rewrite everything lmao.#to me... it's about the sacrifice of Self and Pleasure in service of glorifying Nuclear Family and Dynasty and Domesticity and Property.#in contrast to her brother who is all but living in a public polycule at this point lmfao. defying every standard of behavior and law.#its on her shoulders not only to Behave as the american ideal mother figure as matriarch and civic figurehead.#but literally to produce the heir. she's really running two ideals of family at once: the Collinses and their larger impact#through history – law – influence – money – property – etc.#and also the Stoddards: her immediate nuclear family.#everything that happens with paul. i think can be read through the lens of compulsory marriage (beyond He Just Kinda Sucks.)#down to whacking him with a firepoker.#and she spends the next eighteen years Atoning for the sin of destroying the husband and the nuclear family – phallic weapon and all!#imprisoned where else but the domestic space she defiled.#and she doesn't learn. she Wants carolyn to be unlike her and to marry joe and find happiness but carolyn quite literally Freezes Up at the#idea of marrying joe. (at being with anyone who's not The Most Unobtainable Man. but thats another post)#anyway. like i said i'll be coherent sometime lmao.#but god. is it significant to ME that carolyn is born in 1946 lmaolkamdfsjf
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i had ONE decent interaction with another person and now i want to ask my friends to come hang out. however, i literally never left my house once covid started, and the few friends/acquaintances i chatted with, as soon as i saw them on person, i very strongly disliked them.
i have one friend.
#puts my head in hands………#also i think she may hate me. so. :(.- I SAY THIS NOT TO VENT. I DO NOT FEEL ANYTHING !!!!!!#i just think u all need to sympathize with how difficult it is to go find fwends#-oh my god im already facing the adult issue of unable to make friends bc of lack of interaction with others#i. the body is still not close to 18. ….. …………#gently whacks andrew. damn bitch who did u let take care of this thing why ur life in shambles?? (totally not my fault)#edit. anyways should i reach out to my friend and try to get her to hang out uhhhh… some time later this week ?#or do i try and contact the person i was around the other day. i’ve known her since like 4th grade but idk if i should call her a friend#we had a fine interaction but it was literally like… four hours after my lesson and before her date. and she just wanted to hear about my#trip. which did in fact take four hours to discuss#so it’s like hmmm do i want to be around her for longer in a unstructured setting-#HER STUPID BF IS SO RICH AND ITS SO INFURIATING TO HEAR ABOUT#THEYRE SO WASTEFUL WITH THEIR MONEY ITS INSANE !!!!!!!!#it makes me so like. ticked off. tf do u mean they last-minute booked u a flight across the country so u could come w them#to the fucking PENINSULA UR BFS GRANDMA O W N S. WHAT ???????#i’m trying to be vague. but this peninsula is in a /nice/ fucking area like if i were to say it y’all would immediately know what i’m#talking about. like uhh. cape cod martha’s vineyard that type of infamy. owns a whole ass peninsula………..#i HATE IT i HATE RICH PEOPLE !!!
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