#its hockey au and im insane about it

[pthalomars]

GO READ @jankwritten 'S JASICO FIC SPOTLIGHT. NOW.

[xamaxenta]

The college AU, sabo starts out so dorky, but like the consistent… exercise with Ace and probably eating better cause Sun Shine Jock’s looking out for him, and Sabo’s skin clears up and he fills out a little more and Ace is like “oh no other people are gonna start seeing it.”

And it’s doesn’t turn into a Huge Bad Deal or anything but Sabo realizes Ace is a little more protective, and not so oblivious as to not know why, and idk where I was going with it except into something kinky later on but like, I love this whole concept thank you so much for making my craptastic Tuesday better❤️

❤️❤️!!!!!! Yeah Sabo finds himself getting taken care of, homemade meals, Ace is such a good cook, turns out all his recipes are from his Mom that she sends to him every week

Plus accompanying Ace to the gym and Ace helping him figure our a routine does wonders for Sabo’s general health, ends up having such a glow up and Ace is just as stunned as Sabo is

Sabo still thinks hes kinda mid but Ace is really possessive about him now like no way. If you take your glasses off at book club now youre gonna steal all the attention!!

Sabo scoffs like book club lmao we literally talk abt comics

Ace doesnt care hes like now youre a healthy weight youre insane hot and Sabos just bro ur making it sound like im way outta your league

Ace: um. You are tho

Sabo: w

Sabo/ what

Sabo: what about you then huh

Ace: yeah im fit af but youre hot and smart im like, i got one braincell and its mostly focused on food hockey you and my brother lol

Sabo: awww

[starscelly]

looked through your tag onthe flying stars au 👀 as someone who does music ive been spinning your au in my head so if youll indulge me thinking!

roope playing guitar passably omg, im imagining him having to constantly look down at his hands as he plays to make sure theyre at the right position buuuuut if its between playing right or playing with feeling...

robo with experience in a family band has me thinking that hes the most familiar with managing sound tech and gets saddled with figuring the works every gig starting out

miro and his old ass strings REPRESENT!!! i have not restrung my guitar in years and im too lazy to start now

imagining them absolutely plagued with planning around four different peoples schedules for practice, on top of finding time and space for being a loud ass band (sure you can turn the volume down, put in headphones for guitars and bass... even if not for a group practice but otter? oh buddy) someone get them a garage to thrash around in! in the summer! minor heat exhaustion is the greatest team building exercise

its a really fun au and i really like thinking about it :) and a question for you! where did the name and branding for flying stars come from? both in universe and coming up with it yourself, i think its really cute 💚

FLYING STARS MY BELOVED omg im glad u like it and find all the little details and bits relatable and/or silly ahhhh !!!!! now that its nearing No Hockey Season ive been tossing this au around in my brain again as well and def wanna tweak/better clarify some Lore and get shit more Organized so !!! appreciate this for the vibe very much rn <3 <3

re: the name! so for myself i actually. could not remember. why i chose that name rlly but i did find some messages from when i picked it so here's just. that thought process i guess LOL

here were also some Ideas for names i was deciding between that i found in an old note. for shits and gigs

(stars and stripes but stars is in - probably incorrectly translated - finnish because. well because . well of course because.)

i just knew i wanted to use stars for Visual Purposes and also. the real life reference. and flying felt the most appropriate because theyre! theyre flying round stage!! theyre a punk band theyre goin crazy up there man!!

as for in universe oooo . i honestly dont think it'd be so insanely off base from my own thinking? i do think the shared location + history in hockey being There would make them pick stars, if not just for the Texas Being Where They Come Together making them lean towards stars for the lone star state of it all. i think there is probably a moment of like. half of them being like "okay so we're the stars. that's fine. that's good" and the other half being like Dude Do You Know How Many Bands Are Probably Called The Stars. We Need to Add Something. so they cycle through a few possibilities over time before playing their first few shows as just a band from dallas(ish) and then they see how roope and robo get and are like ohhhhhh. smashing stars. crashing stars. flying stars. FLYING STARS IS GOOOD. (and roope goes omg flying stars. like in astrology ^.^ . and this is also how they find out hes an astrology bitch)

[fr33sh00tr]

Waves. Hi. I was the anon...I get nervous but ongod I am perceiving....I love sport au's I just think they're funny and silly:) tell me more

HIIIIIII!!!!!! some of this might repeat from the last post bc its late and im tired but here are some more AWESOME FACTS

the organization seekers of darkness are based on the new york rangers, specifically the jersey stripes and color schemes of the uniforms but purple instead of blue and black instead of white

some of the org members are based off irl players: xigbar's appearance is based off mika zibanejad, xemnas' position and goaltending style is lifted from igor shesterkin, saix's enforcer-like qualities are from ryan reaves (who is unfortunately no longer on the nyr

i didnt mention this in the last ask but all of the org members DO IN FACT use their powers to cheat constantly. they have a rule within the team that using their powers is okay as long as they cant get caught by refs or cameras

xigbar specifically uses his gravity powers to invert the inner ear liquid of opposing team players who he is fighting to knock them off balance.

I HAVE A FIC FOR THIS AU ALSO!!! it has the ace attorney team in there too but you can skip around to the org chapters if you wish... you won't really miss anything

the team doesnt have any staff which is fuckt up compared to both irl teams and other teams within the au. they dont have any medical staff or equipment managers or anything theyre just insane like that

luxord has this very unfortunate penchant for catching pucks in the face that is exacerbated by the fact that he refuses to wear a visor on his helmet

marluxia is like a fucking TANK on the ice he bowls over people all the time. he's honestly probably better suited to be a football quarterback but he is really good at keeping the other team from shooting the puck

whenever larxene isnt playing shes on the bench screaming like a spectator. and she has been known to scream "KILL HIM" when a fight breaks out on the ice

despite being consistently in the top 10 teams in the league at all times, the seekers are so damn annoying to everyone that they are considered an underdog team on the in-universe twitter community. similar to how the vegas golden knights are

there have been numerous occasions where vexen and zexion have made a call against the team (they work for the league, not the seekers. it doesnt make sense but dont worry about it) and they have gone home to the castle later that night and found the doors to their rooms mysteriously welded shut. such is life in the hockey team that never was

axel is so. how do i describe his playstyle. if he gets too into the game his skate blades will heat up and melt the ice. he is aware of this so he doesn't stand still even when shooting

if you know what the michigan move is - it's demyx's specialty move. he mostly does cheap, insane, or unexpected goals and is rarely ever able to replicate them afterwards

OKAY that is all i can remember at the moment. i need to go back and update that fic at some point but i imagine as this hockey season picks up (and if the nyr continue to win like they have been) i'll probably be talking abt it more... seriously though thanks for asking about the hockey au ^^ i love talking about it

[forlorn-crows]

I'm joining the yelling about the Hockey AU. I know nothing and I cannot keep up with everything (tired brain is trying its best). I don't know why we've all gone feral over this. I know nothing about hockey but I could spend hours in that AU.

i dont know that the fuck happened. one minute i was joking about hockey players getting into fights and hatefucking afterwards, and then it turned into ghouls playing hockey, and then mal put swiss and dew on opposite teams, and now im researching what all their equipment is called

this is insanity

[tradetobest]

can you tell me more about these aus you have 👀

FUCKING ABSOLUTELY I CAN.

so the first one is the golf course au which i mentioned like. yesterday i think? which is basically just a bunch of nhlers working at a golf course because one day early in my liking of the nhl i went "ahah what if mitch did turf and saw auston and was like. Oh." because often golfers have like schedules and shit and come at the same day every week and stuff so. it basically started as a 1634 meet cute idea and exploded.

what happened is that i got into more teams in the nhl and my favourite players sort of just slotted into different roles at the golf course/as golfers.

(the reason a golf course, if that lore matters, is that i worked at one on turf so i was like ough.... minch turf worker. also my mom used johnny's golf cart once and so. i have a personal connection to the leafs golf stuff. epic.)

some highlights id say from the au are mechanic kris letang (and like. apprentice pojo) and sid and claude's rivalry (centring around who can do a full greens circuit fastest), and mceichel being a professional golfer tandem who slay on the course together.

uniform for the golf workers (there are shirt variations but like... im lazy)

i love this au because i loved my job and i feel like mitch would also love my job so yeah!! i have all my favourite (slash players related to my favourite) guys split up and it just makes me happy!!

the second one is based off of a musical called starlight express which i love because. i dont know. anyway.

i wanted to see my faves as trains, so i did so much fucking research on trains (including deeper and deeper research on many countries but specifically russian rail lines because holy shit, cross referenced with both the types of trains i wanted people to be and the different colours of trains that exist!!)

it was literally an excuse for me to draw the boys as trains in one of my favourite musicals, and basically devolved into me being like oh!! train races!! oughhhh .... ouhhhh train races ohh. because if you dont know anything about starlight express (which i would be surprised if you did) its basically about trains racing. there's also the final song in the musical is saurrrr hockey to me idk why... "There are dark days ahead/When the power goes dead/When the oil runs dry/What can we try?" to me any day i will go crazy....

heres some of my outfit doodles!! auston is a bnsf freight train, which both look better than union pacific trains to me and also go through arizona!! mitch is a go train passenger car, tyler is a go locomotive, sid is a cn freight train, geno is a freight train on the yuzhno-uralskaya railway (specifically the chelyabinsk railway division), leon is a deutsche bahn train (specifically an electric passenger locomotive), and connor is an lrt. prettyyy sure his colour scheme is that of the edmonton lrt (just checked, it is). none of them are steam trains. sorry andrew.

im the biggest giantest fan of mitch and tylers costumes because i will always have a special little place in my heart for the go train, although i dont use it much anymore. i also mourn that nobody ever is just from fucking toronto so i cant draw the subway or anything. maybe ill introduce busses give johnny an orange costume and call him the miway for a joke. anyway.

i guess theres no plot it was kinda just an excuse for me to make a stex au but. i did so much research and i still think about it all the time because i insane so.... yeah. thanks for biting my very obvious bait to get asked about my aus.....

[hotgirlstiles]

okay hi figure skater anon back - idk how much you know ab ice dancing but i feel you when it comes to stydia like in my lil au world they are IT like idk if you know who tessa virtue and scott moir are but like thats who i mirror them off of but ive always imagined that stiles wouldve gotten into skating bc claudia was a skater with like olympic dreams before an injury shattered her career so she moves on falls in love has little stiles and then when she gets sick shes starts talking about it with stiles and idk the 2004 olympics was the winter instead of summer in this world and they watch it together (and its one of the last good memories stiles has with her) and then after she dies stiles starts skating as a way to be close to her but also hes GOOD enter (in this world classmate) lydia who is originally training just as a solo skater but her and stiles get like double booked on the rink one day and decided to just skate at the same time but they both see how great each other are and are like 'if were so amazing apart - imagine how great we would be TOGETHER? and thus their world changing ice dancing partnership begins and they win the olympic gold at least twice BUT idk now how to fit derek into this tho like obviously i want a reason for derek to see stiles skate and be like awestruck/fall in love at first sight and i think it would be cute to have it happen at stydias first olympics but what sport derek would be there for.....................i dont picture him as another figure skater and i feel like hockey is kinda cliche but idk

OK HI HELLO. WOWZA!!!! let me tell u how many times ive read and reread this ask and it always always makes me giddy and smile!!! OHGOD WHERE DO I EVWN BEGIN but ohmigahhh.. i dont know much about figure skating unfortunately but i’ve just watched tessa virtue and scott moir’s performance of stay by rihanna and OHMIGAHHH.. figure skating always always makes me insane like its just SO intimate and intense and partnered figure skating is like. a whole lot more and i lovelove that stydia has that steady intimate and close relationship in this au .. i jus know theyre each others best friends …. I love them so bad 🥺

ALSO THE STILESCLAUDIA. FAWKKK OHMIGOD OHOSNWKSNSJ. ohgod this is definitley similar with my ballerina au—i just love the idea of stiles doing something (in my case ballet and yours figure skating) that was so so close to claudia’s heart to keep HER close to his .. 💓 it is just so devastatingly sweet 😞💝 just stiles clinging onto the memories and whatever he has left of claudia… it is so heartbreaking to me! i fucking love any stilesclaudia with this trope!!! its why i jold ballerina au close to my heart like i just lovelove exploring stiles’ character & especially how claudia fits into all of it … arghh

I LOOOORV HOW STYDIA MEETS THATS SO AMAZING AND JUST SO STYDIA LIKE THEM REALIZING THEYRE SO FUCKING GOOD AND AMAZING BUT ALSO BETTER WITH EACH OFHER AND JUST UPLIFTING EACH OTHER AND BEING GAY AND GIGGLY AND ETHEREAL DURING THE OLYMPCS…. Ohgodddddd genuinely theyre known for being ethereal creatures once on the ice i jus know it ……

also im SO fucking obsessed with how dereks just some guy here 😭😭😭😭😭 CAUSE RHATS EXACTLY DEREK IN MY BALLERINA AU AS WELL PLEASEEEEEEHEJOSEKSIW 😭😭😭😭🫣 like im sorry derek! youre just some werewolf in the corner whos utterly in love w stiles ….. it’d be so cute if lydia & cora gfs and stiles and derek unknowingly meet .. derek is stiles’ strong and growly bf in the stands <3 hes just some cute supportive bf hes amazing. hes some basketball player or something. Love him dearly

[starlightkun]

hi mel! long time no see, I've been having a really tough time health-wise and haven't had the time to check in and see how you're doing :)

soooo....... what's up? what have i missed? how are you? what new fics dropped that i can read and gush to you about?

i had to take this term of uni off for my health and now i have a lot of time to relax, take it easy and enjoy your writing again 🩷

- ✨ anon

omgggggg ✨ anon ur back!!!!!!!! welcome back i missed u 🫶🫶🫶 im so sorry to hear abt ur health stuff i hope ur getting all the rest u need rn 🫂🫂🫂💗💗💗 i've been having some health stuff too w having to try new migraine meds that arent as effective as the ones i used to take so the migraines have been lowkey kicking my ass :// but we move ig

i actually went back to look at the date of ur last ask (december 16 2023) and it looks like u popped in right before i went a lil crazy at the end of last year lol? so im pretty sure you've missed:

27JSC (was posted right on dec 16 so u might've seen it, pt. 2 to buzzer beater/hockey!player sungchan, chronically ill!reader) - 21.3k

much mistletoeing about nothing & ...and a happy new year! (dec 20/dec 27, exes to lovers with kun, getting snowed in/forced proximity trope, cuddling to stay warm, etc.) - 7.6k & 1.9k

hold my red heart (dec 22, friends to lovers with kun, fake dating at the office holiday party) - 3.4k

hopeless for the holidays (dec 28, strangers to lovers w/ aged up kun & reader (mid 30s), attorney!kun, reader's friend drags her to a single's mixer on new year's eve) - 8.7k

second first kiss (dec 30, also i forgot i wrote this one omg, model!jungwoo, childhood friends to lovers, oops that was supposed to be a friendly kiss on the cheek for new years but he missed? more than once?) - 2.0k

tongue-tied (jan 7, model!jeno, journalist!reader, a reworked and heavily revised version of the now-deleted route from my sleepless cinderella series) - 17.4k

tourist trapped (jan 13, secret dating trope with sungchan, getting stuck on a ferris wheel) - 2.4k

buzzer beater shortfics (jan - feb, im gonna group all these together; i wrote 5 little slice of life shortfics about the buzzer beater couple that each peeks further into their life together after college!!) - 2.4k to 4.6k

the soulmate factory (feb 14, soulmate au, red string of fate with sungchan, star crossed lovers, its 29k and i wrote it in 9 days after starting ritalin i kind of popped off ngl) - 29.0k

frankenstein complex (may, a 68k sci-fi au abt kun with aliens and robots and a slow burn and it's literally one of my favorite fics ever im so insanely proud of it) - 67.9k

and my upcoming works in the next few weeks are:

little league (the LAST part of buzzer beater, you don't need to have read all the shortfics to understand it, if you've reader bb/27jsc, it'll make sense--teaser is out right now) - 13.5k

baby fangs (basilisk!mark, sphinx!reader, age gap (older reader), the possible last part of the strawberry sunday universe) - 26.7k

filler episodes (drummer!sungchan, band au, strangers to lovers) - 16.6k

so you've got a lot to pick from 😅😅 no pressure at all, im just happy to hear from u again 🫶🫶🫶

[hugheshugs]

we hit 900 !!

i genuinely cant believe that i've got 900 friends on here !! thats absolutely insane. never would i ever have thought that this blog and my little love for writing would help me 'meet' all of you guys, but im so happy everything worked out this way.

thank you for reading and supporting my work even when its absolute shit, for hyping up my writing when i'm not too confident in what i've posted, and for being my support system. you have no idea how thankful i am and i have so much appreciation for each and every one of you. im sending you all lots of love and hugs 💗🥰

to honour 900 i've decided to do a celly, its my first one so idk how this is gonna go but i hope it'll be fun !! today and tomorrow may be hectic for me so this'll run from june 1st to june 6th, so six days :) just send in any of the emojis and lets get started !! thank you once again <3

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

🌂 imagine chats: ask me questions you have about any of my works/AUs !!

🌸 assumptions: send me any assumptions you have about me and i'll tell you if it's right or wrong.

💜 cast your moots: send me anything to cast my mutuals as !! i'll try my best but i wont be able to answer if idk the thing you want me to cast them as.

🎶 songs for boys: send me the name of a hockey player and i'll tell you what song reminds me of them !! ... only if i like the player :D

📷 ig edit: send me a hockey player and a topic and i'll make an ig edit for them.

😈 thirsty thots: 18+ !! send me your thots on a hockey boy and we can talk abt it.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

tagging my lovely friends (im sorry if i missed any of you, i've got terrible memory and i dont wanna make this a tagfest but there are so many of you) <3 @boeswhore @this-is-ally-and-im-confused @snugglyducklingbrewhouse @quietblues @gigglyparker @thomasbbordeleau @harlowhockeystick @huggybug @nucksgal03 @1-800-iluvhockey @mattyybenierss @owenpowpow @thombords @thombordy @erikports @bbrissonn @owenpowersglasses @puckssbunny @njdhischier @hockey-lover86 @nickblankenburgg @calermakar08 @2manytabsopen @inspectorseb @dylandukerr @ilyasorokinn @oskarlidblom @everythinghughes @joelsfarabees @jamiedryzdale @bitchinbarzal

[fandom-blackhole]

Im asking for more hockey Paz and hockey Din, PLEASE, you wonderful brilliant human 😭😍❤

Im so in love with your hockey au and you've only just started writing it!! IM DEAD ALREADY and can only thank you 😂

(You did say ask and we may receive!!) Whenever you eventually get around to writing a bit more I think we can all agree we'd love it 🙂 (Skywalker the figure skater??!!)

Also, love your new tattoo???❤☠

I am in a hockey au mood because it is fucking amazing and a wonderful world im cooking up lol. (Also thank you! I love it too 😊 the tattoo is fully healed now and I keep forgetting to post a healed photo lmao) This one is from Din's POV.....

Din had been watching his brother fawn over the cute new consessions stand worker since Paz had met him outside of the hockey rink with a huge smile and eyes he swear had turned heart-shaped. He's had to listen to Paz gush about you over and over for hours on end to the point that even his adopted son, Grogu, placed his chubby little hand over Paz’s mouth and told him to hush before shoving one of his dino nuggets into Paz’s mouth as they all were sitting on Din's living room couch. Din had watched his brother race off the ice after every game and speed through showering and changing, and running out of the locker room just to get to the consessions booth.

But Din couldn't find it in himself to be mad, upset, or even annoyed by his brothers actions. Not even when Paz took off before Din talked to the team about the game and when practices would be next after each game. Din just found himself smiling at his brother tripping over himself and falling for someone, especially after Paz had completely written off any hope of finding someone. It was just nice seeing his brother so happy.

There was one problem, every time Din pushed Paz to say something, to ask them on a date, Paz always found some excuse not to, and it was driving Din mad. To him it was obvious that the two had fallen deep for eachother, and that is just from the small glances he had made when they were talking in at the consessions as Din left after their games. Din wanted nothing but for his brother to be happy and he was at a loss for how to push him into taking the next step. Hell, it even came down to a fist fight when they both were sitting in the stands after practice one afternoon, watch Grogu get his figure skating lesson. Din had all but stopped paying attention to what his son was doing on the ice and turned to Paz when his brother had said, "I cant say anything, its obvious they don't feel the same for me as I do for them..."

"Paz you absolute idiot, I swear your head is thicker than the ice in the rink. They. Like. You. Now quit wallowing and just ask them already!"

"MY head is thick?! Have you looked in a mirror recently?"

"I swear to whatever God is out there. Paz, I love you, but you just need to ask them out before I go insane listening to you monolgue about them any more."

He watched his brother's eyes darken in anger before Paz reached out and grabbed his collar, saying, quite loudly, "Oh yeah? Well why don't you get off your high horse and go ask Skywalker out then? Huh, I'm tired of watching you just sit here and make eyes at him while he is teaching your son."

Swinging his fist around, Din clipped Paz’s chin and yelled, "This has nothing to do with me!"

After that things went down hill fast and before Din knew it, he was being pulled away from his brother by a pair of surprisingly strong arms and heard, "I swear the amount of testosterone coming from over here is enough to knock anyone done. If you two are done, Din you just missed Grogu successfulling doing a double spin jump for the first time, something exceptionally impressive for his young age."

Whipping around Din turned to the ice to see Grogu pouting that his dad hadn't been watching and he deflated instantly, slumping into a seat when Luke Skywalker let go of him.

"Sorry, things... got out of hand," Din grumbled and rubbed the back of his neck, as Paz slumped into the seat next to him with his arms crossed and a scowl on his face. Luke just gave the two a knowing smile and shook his head before saying with a small sigh, "If it helps, Mr. Vizsla, I have seen the way the newest consession stand recruit puts effort into pleasing you and just making you smile their way. I think it is pretty obvious that they like you."

Paz just threw his head back with a groan and grumbled something under his breath, which made Din smirk triumphantly, but it was quickly washed away when Luke continued, "And, um... Mr. Djarin, I'm free Friday night, if you want to go out and do something."

This time is was Paz’s turn to laugh at his brother, as Din whipped his head to look at the man he'd been pining after for months with his jaw dropped and cheeks red from embarrassment.

[bittlicious]

mari’s omgcp fic reqs (:

some fics i’ve read lately and that i’m totes in luv with <3

— zimbits

i. you’re my amen, zimbits, by @/julibean19 https://archiveofourown.org/works/12801069/chapters/29218386

this crazy, 100k+ word zimbits fanfiction is just absolutely amazin. it has all of its highs and lows, and an insane plot twist that left me speechless and broken. but don’t be frightened! it has a happy ending, because that’s what our gay hockey boys deserve. also bitty is so absolutely amazin in this fanficion, my face hurts from smilin at him all of the time (: ps. shitty in this fic is just, like, absolutely hilarious and a friend that you just need in your life. he calls jack “mon petit fromage” (my little cheese) and i couldn’t breathe for like ten minutes after first readin. 

ii. bitty of goose lake, zimbits, by @/itsybitsybitty https://archiveofourown.org/works/17622797/chapters/41548541

this totally awesome and interestin 37k word au is everythin i love in a fanfiction. without givin away spoilers, jack is.. kind of in a honked up situation, and bitty jus loves his emotional support goose that eats all his pies and sometimes hugs him when he’s feelin sad. i’ve reread this fanfiction religiously and it never gets old. 

— patater

iii. put on my shoes and run away, patater, by @/maraudeer https://archiveofourown.org/works/27466612

YOOOOO KENT PARSON GETS THERAPY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSS!!! i’d call that a fuckin W. this 7k word oneshot is the cutest soulmate au i’ve ever read! and i LOVE soulmate aus, let me tell y’all. alexei and kent are jus the cutest together and along the journey of realization that their shared dreams have been with each other, alexei is the softest human being ever. did i mention how much i love alexei? gosh!

iv. two feet in front of me, patater, by @/maraudeer https://archiveofourown.org/works/17665718/chapters/41664608

i mean, babes, it’s a 19k word bachelors au. what else is there to say? alexei’s a gay mess and we’re ALL here for it. also i jus really love kent parson in this story, don’t know why. (we alr know i’m a kinnie,, movin on-) 

— nurseydex

v. everyone wonders what it’s like to be loved by you, nurseydex, @/jennycaakes https://archiveofourown.org/works/29450085/chapters/72342033

okay!! so i don’t really know what hang the dj is or what the au is inspired by but it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things (: basically it’s an incredibly angsty (i mean what do you expect with nurseydex, dudes?), cute story!! EESH CAN I BE ANYMORE BLUNT UHH it’s cute and fuCK IM BAD AT THESE THINGS !!!!! 

vii. love finds you, nurseydex, @/hockeysometimes, poindextears https://archiveofourown.org/works/22089940/chapters/52718095

i searched through 29 out of the 45 pages of my archive of our own history to find this fuckin book and anyways. OKAY this 200k+ word fic (please it’s worth it) is amazin nd i know the entire plot nd have read it more than thrice and please it’s so good. basically nursey loses motivation and goes for a nice drive and OOPS he ends up 60 years in the past and meets closeted cutie dex. kent parson is my favourite thing about this fic please and the side zimbits is absolutely fuckin adorable. i think abt this fic religiously.

— pimbits

viii. the camera tells secondhand lies, bitty/kent/jack, @/summerfrost https://archiveofourown.org/works/11199471/chapters/25011333

HOLY SHIT IT’S A BIG BROTHER AU SIDUFHG. i. love. THIS. i think about it ALLLLL of the time!!! kent’s super swag and i absolutely love jack’s character in this. bitty’s also rlly horny but like it’s fine cuz i would be too if i was near kent parson for longer than an hour.

— honourable mentions

all hail the underdogs, nurseydex, @/xiaq https://archiveofourown.org/works/15446814/chapters/35854725

do i even need to explain?

and i’m so furious (at you for making me feel this way), nurseydex, @/dharmainitiative https://archiveofourown.org/works/15194981

nurseydex hogwarts au WHICH!!! i don’t agree with the houses. dex is a slytherin and that is FINAL.

crossed wires, nurseydex, @/lecrivaineanonyme https://archiveofourown.org/works/8258459

another fic i think about religiously. bro it’s a dex!best buy au. he works at BEST BUY!!! i agree

love and insomnia, zimbits, @/wrathoftthestag https://archiveofourown.org/works/25391977/chapters/61573672

it’s a 2020 fic where zimbits meet during quarantine and it’s just adorable. also it makes me sad cuz the author wrote like an ending without covid-19 anymore and it made me sad cuz like,,, i need an ending pls

<3

[heartachebf]

16, 17 (Tweek), and 25 -Batz 🖤💜

fandom asks

16. favorite behind-the-scenes insight ive actually got 2 answers for this !! first off, i love the fact that kenny is based off a Real Life kid trey knew growing up, who was Also named kenny n wore an orange coat that nobody could hear him over And was the poorest kid in town. and i rly love that kyle is blatantly based off matt stone ^_^ i have a big gay crush on matt so obvi that makes kyle one of my favs

17. 3 things you love about [insert character]

1. the fact that he can play piano And sing And act ^_^ i love that artsy little dweeb so much 2. the fact that his tics slowly got better over the years... sobbing n wailing.... AND the fact that he barely tics when hes around craig.... love wins 3. i love that he can kick ass should he choose to ^_^ he could maim someone so easily and i think he deserves to bonus number 4 bc i love him so much. i love that he can bake ^_^ i like to think that he stress bakes and will try out new recipes n then he'll take what he baked to school to let his friends try ^_^ hes god tier actually

25. favorite episode of [insert season] u didnt specify which season, so ill give my favs of each season (below the cut bc this post is getting long) (id also probs do this even if u Did specify which season bc. peace and love)

s1: i cant pick between episode 7, black friday (bc i Love the feel of all the early halloween episodes) or episode 10, damien (bc damien supremacy ^_^ im forever obsessed w the fact that he, the son of satan, has a super high pitched voice)

s2: EPISODE 17, GNOMES !!!!! i think that was tweeks first introduction and as such, its my fav ^_^ i rly love his voice in that ep <3

s3: episode 5, tweek vs craig, bc duh ^_^ the beginning of an era <3 plus its proof that tweek is tough n doesnt need protecting

s4: either episode 6, cherokee hair tampons (bc i love how fiercely stan tries to help kyle + its revealed that kyle has diabetes ^_^ i will forever cry over the fact that stan didnt hesitate to offer his kidney to save kyles life) or episode 8, something you can do with your finger (bc i love their silly little boy band + i love wendy joining their boy band + kyle wanting to be the tough one of the band + randy backstory/him being a lil insane but in a funny way)

s5: episode 3, super best friends ^_^ the origin of stan n kyle being super best friends ^_^ i also kinda love episode 10, how to eat with your butt, bc kenny is very endearing in it And we finally get to see what kyles hair looks like <3

s6: either episode 9, free hat, or episode 11, child abduction is not funny bc theres so much excellent tweek content ^_^ i also like ep11 bc of how dumb the parents are in that one, thats always amusing

s7: either episode 8, south park is gay (the fact that everyone was acting a lil fruity ^_^ gay rights ^_^ and also kyle rejecting dressing fruity and getting made fun of for that. so funny considering the fact that he Is gay, i prommy, kyle told me himself) or episode 14, raisins (bc butters was very sweet that episode + goth stan was introduced ^_^)

s8: omg this ones so hard to pick. i love episode 4, you got f'd in the a, bc stan having to get in a dance battle??? comedy gold. i love episode 6, the jeffersons, bc we stan n kyle being dads to blanket, gay ptide. and then i also love episode 11, quest for ratings, bc i love the guys having their own news team And i love that craig had a show dedicated to just showing cute animals. dork craig rights

s9: episode 10, follow that egg ... more silly little stan n kyle content ... stan gets rly fruity here and im obsessed w it. that whole episode gives me silly little au ideas ^_^

s10: episode 14, stanleys cup. froths at the mouth. that one anon of mine, hockey fic anon? theyre writing a silly little fic based off an au of That episode ^_^ that ep is so quality

s11: goes insane. episode 8, le petit tourette bc i loved seeing cartman in anguish + dork craig content. episodes 10, 11, and 12 aka the imaginationland trilogy bc. god. just so good. i cant even explain it. episode 13, guitar queer-o bc it gives me Another great au idea + stan n kyle are fruity in it. and finally, episode 14, the list, bc there was lots of good wendy content And kyle got a little unhinged ^_^ as he deserves <3

s12: this is another one where its so hard to pick... episode 1, tonsil trouble, bc kyle got to go in attack mode again. episode 3, major boobage, bc we got silly little kenny content ^_^ episode 9, breast cancer show ever, bc thats when wendy beat the shit out of cartman <3 episodes 10 and 11, pandemic and pandemic 2, bc. craig content ^_^ and also ive already talked on my blog abt how its the best 2 parter ever. and episode 13, elementary school musical, bc stans gang was particularly goofy n their musical number was so fun ^_^

s13: episode 8, dead celebrities, bc kyle and ike content!!! i love them so much!!! and also episode 11, whale whores, bc stan Attacked And Killed all for the love of animals, n i love him for it

s14: episodes 11, 12, and 13, tha superhero episodes ^_^ i loved getting to see everyones superhero costumes in action And we got to learn more abt kennys immortality, which was so exciting !!

s15: episodes 7 and 8, youre getting old and ass burgers. starts sniffling and crying and collapses on the floor while sobbing. thats all i have to say about that, peace and love

s16: episode 5, butterballs (bc stan is so! hes just so !!! yknow. the anti bullying song in it is So good, And i live for butters standing up for himself ^_^ also the song at the end is god tier), episode 6, i never shouldve gone ziplining (its so fuckn funny, and i live for the live action bit at the end), and episode 11, going native (bc of that sweet, sweet butters n kenny content ^_^ i also live for butters Attacking in it)

s17: episode 4, goth kids 3: dawn of the posers. probably my fav goth kids centric episode ^_^ its so good n funny

s18: episode 3, the cissy. starts sniffling and crying again, but this time in transgender mode. i also love episode 6, freemium isnt free bc we get another Glimpse into stans issues w addiction ^_^ peace and love on planet earth

s19: episode 6, tweek x craig. love wins, gay ptide, etc etc

s20: um. i actually kinda hated this season. but ig if i Had to choose one, itd be episode 10, the end of serialization as we know it, bc it finally ended that season ^_^ no offense to any s20 stans out there, i just thought it was so boring

s21: episode 2, put it down. tweek n craig content, gay ptide ^_^ this is also the one where we learned that tweek can sing, play piano, And bake, and we also got to see craig learn how to support tweek better, which was very sweet ^_^

s22: episode 10, bike parade. i didnt super love this season either, so its kinda a case of picking the one i wasnt bored with. plus in a way it kinda felt like one of the original episodes, it was like a lil blast from the past !

s23: episode 2, band in china ^_^ we got stans band, crimson dawn !! it was great learning more abt how stan felt abt having to move to a farm, plus butters ripping it on a guitar was so funny. and then randy did stuff too idk

s24: this season has just been the 2 specials so far, but i liked the vaccination special, episode 2 the best ^_^ bc 1, the brovorce arc started, n im rly excited to see what happens with that. and also the way it ended left me hopeful that maybe the shows gonna go back to the way it used to be a little bit <3 i also liked how we saw stan gettin really mentally ill with freaking out over the pandemic, but that mightve been in the first episode instead...

[morwensteelsheen]

prompt, if it speaks to you: since its the reason for the season, olympics au?

lmao this is so funny because i was just thinking the other day how everybody in LOTR has tremendous ice hockey player energy. i know that’s not summer olympics but im unfortunately only a jock in the cold lmao. also my brain immediately forgot how to produce words so here’s a bullet point outline:

miracle on ice style matchup between hybridised rohan/gondor and m o r d o r

gondor and rohan aren’t split they’re just separate hockey leagues like when the NHL was the NHA and the PCHA. so it’s totally normal and reasonable that a national team would comprise players from both leagues who theoretically have never met each other

denethor is the ultimate hockey dad. i don’t know how to explain what that is except by saying think amy poehler in mean girls except a fan of light beer and has unnervingly intense opinions about trucks.

boromir played center for years but took a bad hit that ended his career early, now working his way up the coaching hierarchy, good energy, but weak on the tactics, but that’s fine because he’s getting better each season

faramir is acting out the entirety of zac efron’s character arc in high school musical 1, except at the olympic level, which I think conveys exactly the level of insanity in that pre-siege pissing contest in ROTK lmao. “there’s more to life than just sports, dad!” he also plays right wing.

the rohirrim are like the PCHA side, éomer plays left wing, théoden is…. an assistant coach.

Éowyn plays right wing but has only just come up from like the NCAA equivalent so is severely underestimated. she was a starting right wing on her uni team but the national team coaches slotted her in as second string on the expectation that she would Likely Not Play

Faramir gets his shit rocked at the quarterfinals, but in a cool and fun way, let’s say, by making a check that ultimately killed a play’s forward momentum and saved the game.

which means Éowyn has to get bumped up to first string, woohoo

Obviously she rocks, obviously she’s going to [spins wheel] get a devastatingly slick hat trick, and even though they end the game up 5-2, meaning they theoretically might have won without all of her goals, it wouldn’t have been as cool

also she does a slightly illegal board check on some dude whose last name is angmar but since there’s no VAR equiv and the ref is conveniently distracted, she only doee like two minutes in the box even though she just wrecked this man’s whole life

there’s the legendary olympic village shagging going on, but it’s also emotional. éowyn is very much sympathetic to faramir’s generalised sense of angst, though hers is more obviously directed at being routinely underrated, whereas faramir is — and i cannot stress this enough — literally troy bolton.

at the end faramir gets to use his injury to very happily skeet skeet the fuck out of doing the stuff he doesn’t want to do, and éowyn gets to capitalise on her cool as shit olympics performance to get some lucrative contracts &c, &c, &c.

i really just obliterated my brain thinking about how faramir’s arc is so similar to the traditional sports son character arcs that i don’t think i was able to process beyond that, im so sorry lmao

[overlyawkwardcats]

YOI AUs?????

OkAy, so I have like too many au ideas so like I’m just gonna make a list before I go insane...

1) In the Works: Disney Princess AU - angst and fluff and crack (the holy trinity) 

-Basically, Yuuri is like a disney princess in the sense that he’s like hella good w/ animals, sings a lot, he’s absolutely stunning (especially in dresses), and everyone’s trying to either kidnap or poison him 

Basic Plot: Yuuri, a dancer in Russia under a scholarship ends up being Viktor and Yuri’s roommate,  where they become a Squad TM and then angst comes where Yuuri has the deal with the dark side of Disney while Viktor is falling in love

2) Mermaid AU: Basically Little Mermaid vibes mixed with like freaking H20 or smth

-cute fluff with Viktuuri and sum wholesome time with the skating fam

-okay, honestly a whole lot of Yuuri panicking about accidentally touching water in his human form while LITERALLY LIVING NEXT TO A BEACH????

-ft. Suspicious Yuri, Prince Viktor, Wingman Chris, tired Yakov, Sneaky Phitchit (he’s like Sebastian but he’s being hella cheeky), iS JJ uRsuLa?? 

3) Ballet AU: Skating Fam are all dancers competing for roles in the upcoming winter season

- i just want to flex my ballet knowledge

- Okay, but like Viktor is totally a ballet prodigy and Yuuri is just trying his best

- totally can imagine a Sugarplum Pas De Deux between the two uwu

-genderbending??????

-Working Titles: Let’s Pas De Deux This in Bed i hate myself

4) Okay hear me out - either a HSM AU or a Legally Blonde AU

a - HSM:  I’m pretty sure someones already done something like this but idk

Yuuri - a nerdy transfer student

Viktor - the captain of the school’s hockey team

The two get dragged into performing in their school’s dance club concert

Fluff and crack ensues

b - Legally Blonde: Okay honestly I'm basing this off the musical and ‘There Right There’ would totally be about literally ANY of the skaters

Viktor as Elle Woods :)

Chris as ALL the Delta Nus

Yuuri as a smol nerdy Emmet

tbh that’s all i have for casting its just a makeshift idea

5) Superhero AU: okay this would probably be a one-shot based off a thought

-basically in which all the skaters are superheroes, except for Yuuri, who is just a college student studying either dance, engineering, or medicine

-he gets kidnapped because apparently theres sum evil up and coming villain that happens to be at his college and the superheroes thought he was it

- “Then explain why you’re always back late” (hes still roomates with phitchit) “I WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT AT TARGET TO PAY THE LOANS GODDAMNIT IM NOT EVIL IM JUST TRYING TO GRADUATE”

-and you know what the actual villain would totally kidnap him thinking he’s sum hero but Yuuri is just confused and has his final next week

[twelverose]

wip ask

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

i was tagged by @fab-wolf-in-the-gloom and im not gonna tag anyone im lazy fr

fics

fall inn love cringe romcom au rewrite thing

11th hour rewrite

but i think it's finally safe for me to fall

keep the faith, keep the faith

dont quit ianbarbara moment

clarose gay so what if im wasted

back on the run, back to the blue

the day you dyed your hair

style fic cause cringe

MAMMA MIA AU BITCHES

if you came back, it'd just be me and you

come on, won't you come to me now

true trans soul rebel pt 2

i know we only just met (so why do i feel invested?)

it's worth more than you are thinking (don't be a fool)

monsters are back again lol

what the fuck why is this ficlet so sad

angsty clarose but it's also horny ?

you're a mystery to me some days (that's what keeps me sane)

rose woke

nouns moment

24 years in the gutter again (im losing it) (insane bad wolf moment included !!)

im bringing back the term timetots with twelverose, apparently

motorcycle moment

unconditional (im so afraid of losing your love)

whyd i do this

this beats made for two

oh god they're gay

i'm ready to die holding your hand

hockey au

im not scared, no im not

percabeth angst fic

it's nice to have a friend (poly annabeth moment ?)

PJO SNIPPITS

give it away, give em a taste, you got nothing to lose

bitter if you walk away, sweeter if you stay

save me til the party is over

need to write

quarentine fic

all too fuckin well ???

donny dark au

band au snippits

random bits

cowboy au

cause when you get turned on i cant turn you off (horny moment)

3?. in a pair of oh my blue eyes

still chasin dreams, still shootin at stars

girl you wear reckless so damn good

10. ropin pen

6. something about a truck

7. baby im drunk (and i dont wanna go home)

3?. one of them girls

5. broncin'

yeah im such a fool for her

you're like a highway to a rebel that's ready to run

18. shotgun rider

17. t-shirt

15. get to you

16. lonely if you are

14. what cowboys do

8. the house that built me

good together

kinfolks

sunrise sunburn sunset

10. 19 you + me

13. leave the night on

12. he's an outlaw bucker

i've got to be a rodeo man

20. put a label on it

yeah you hit me catagory 5 wiith your smile

bonus: im your buckaroo i wanna be like you

then theres another whole ass series i have planned out chapter by chapter and im really not gonna list those but just know its a lot

[phangirlof]

Exposed

Description: Sometimes the guys can’t keep secrets. Sometimes that’s okay.

Genre: Fluff, High School! AU

Pairing: Oh Sehun x reader

Word Count: 2,779

I’d been here at Baekhyun’s house for two hours, listening to the guys drone on and on about lame guy stuff. I didn’t quite know what they were talking about right now. I had tuned them all out awhile ago. It was me and four of the guys: Jongin, Chanyeol, Baek, and Kyungsoo. I loved them, but not enough to listen to them talk about… sports?

“But yo, when are tryouts?” I heard Chanyeol ask to no one in particular. Baekhyun answered almost immediately. “Next Thursday, but you have to have an updated physical and gear.” Chanyeol groaned. “That’s not even the best part. The gear has to be brand new. Literally fresh off the shelves and directly to the field or you practically won’t be allowed to tryout.” Baek’s statement made Chan groan louder. “Ugh, I hate tryout season. Like honestly, what’s wrong with the gear we already have? I literally replaced all my equipment last season. More importantly, what if we don’t even make the team. Then we have all this spanky new gear for nothing!” He ranted.

Kyungsoo spoke next. He didn’t speak often when they had conversations like this, but when he did it was good. “You suck at baseball, so you’re the only one that has to worry about that.” This made all the guys erupt into laughter, and even I broke out into a small giggle. Chan’s face turned red, partly from embarrassment. “Aye, leave him alone. At least he can make it to tryouts Mr.I’m-too-scared-to-tryout-for-basketball-so-I’m-just-gonna-hideout-in-the-library.” Kyungsoo gave Jongin a death glare. “That’s not what happened you doof. I had a stupid research paper to finish and the coaches made me go to the library to work on it.” Jongin cowered as Kyungsoo spoke. I didn’t know why though. Jongin was the only one that could get away with saying stuff like that it him. It was obvious that he had a soft spot for him. “Yeah, leave him alone guys. Besides, even if he could try out, he’s too short to make a basket.” Kyungsoo didn’t hesitate to jerk on a strand of Baekhyun’s hair as the guys burst into another bout of laughter. The digs the guys got on Kyungsoo was what usually got them the most riled up, mainly because it didn’t happen often seeing as how nobody wanted to get killed by one of his death stares.

I honestly couldn’t stand listening to them go on. “Can you guys not be so boring? I’m practically falling asleep.” All the guys looked at me with playful annoyance. “Did we ask you to speak?” Baekhyun asked, mocking a face of disgust. “Cause I don’t recall.”

“Aye, I don’t recall asking for permission to speak, not that I’d let any of you losers to grant me that right.”

The guys all let out in a chorus of “Ooooo.” Chanyeol was next to speak.“So sassy.” Baekhyun mumbled something under his breath right after him. I didn’t quite catch it all, but I caught some of it. “No wonder… on you…”

“Would you like to say that again Baek? Maybe a little louder?” I said, mocking a stern tone we’d all heard Baekhyun’s mother use with him. He was quite the sassafrass. He was constantly getting in trouble with his parents because he couldn’t stop himself from saying something sarcastic or snarky. He rolled eyes. “I SAID, NO WONDER OUR SASSY MAKNAE HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!” He shouted even though we were all barely two feet away from each other. “Smartass.” I huffed crossing my arms. The guys got back into their previous conversation. I snatched my phone up from its place on the table behind us. I started mindlessly scrolling through social media. I wasn’t looking at anything in particular, I just wanted something to prevent me from going completely insane while the guys talked about… hockey?

I grabbed one of the cups off the table, and took a big gulp of the fizzy soda. No wonder our sassy maknae likes you. Baekhyun’s words from earlier popped back into my mind causing me to spit my drink out. It flew from my mouth and straight from my nostrils too. “Eww Y/n, what the fuck?” Chanyeol squealed. For someone so manly, he sure did squeal and scream alot. “sEHUN LIKES ME?!?!” Chanyeol nodded. He and Jongin started wiping the soda off the table, Baekhyun was drying himself off, and Kyungsoo had moved to the other side of the room. He’d just barely avoided getting soda spit on him because he had gotten up to fix himself more drink at the same time soda was spewing from my nose.

“He’s had feelings for you since like practically day one.” Jongin said just as he finished wiping off the table. “Yeah.” Baekhyun agreed. “It’s so obvious too. He’s always drooling over you when we’re all together.” My jaw dropped. There was no way in hell, Sehun, of all people, liked me. I had a major crush on him, and the universe was never ever kind enough to let your crush reciprocate feelings. I got a rag from the laundry room, wet it, and made sure the table was clean. Once I was done, I threw the rag back at Baekhyun for him to put it where it goes. Anytime any of us tried to help him straighten up the place he got upset.

“You guys can’t be serious.” I said. The guys loved to joke around, so I wholeheartedly believed this was another one of their pranks. “You should see the way he looks at you.” Kyungsoo stated, making his way back to the table once he was sure it was clean. “And when you’re not around, we can never get him to shut up about you. Y/n, this. Y/n, that. Makes me wanna slap the kid sometimes.” Jongin added. Something in me still didn’t quite believe them, but regardless I spilled my own feelings to them. “Well, I sorta maybe have feelings for him too.” I whispered, covering my face as soon as the words had left my lips.

“OH MY GOD! WE CAN SET YOU TWO UP!” Baekhyun screamed, jumping up and down in the process. Matchmaker, one of his favorite things to do. “No! He doesn’t know.” I said, feeling my face heat up. I knew exactly how the guys were, now that we were on this topic it would be awhile before we were on to something else. “You didn’t know how he felt about you, but look at you now.” Chanyeol said, nonchalantly shrugging his shoulders as if this wasn’t sort of big deal. “Bye Yeollie, that’s different.” I whined, I was way too chicken to tell Sehun about my tiny, huge, crush on him. “Honestly, I’m content with him never knowing.” Before I had the chance to say anything else, my phone vibrated in my pocket. It was a text from Jongdae.

From Dae: Okay but like dont hate me

From Dae: butttttttttttttttttt

From Dae: Something may or may not have slipped…

“I say you just waltz up to him and tell him how you feel.” Jongin suggested from his seat across from me at the table. “Jongin, that’s lame.” I said, quickly replying to the ominous text message I’d just received.

To Dae: Explain

“Or you could have one of us tell him, like me for example?” Baekhyun said, I was looking at him, but I could tell he was wearing the biggest grin of his life. “You only want to do it because you like being in other people’s business.” His first reply was a scoff. “Not true, I enjoy being kind and helping others around me.”

From Dae: SOOOO likeeeee

From Dae: I love you Y/n, you know that right??

I was starting to get impatient. What had he done this time? “Text him.” “Call him.” “Meet up with him. “Send him a letter.” “Send him an email.” “Send him a snapchat.” “Post in on Instagram.” “Slide in his DM’s.” The guys just starting shouting out suggestions. I couldn’t help but giggle as some of the options started to get ridiculous.

From Dae: Hunnie knows you like him

From Dae: dont kill me pls

I screamed as I typed out my reply. Jongdae was one of the first, and for a while the only, people to know about my crush on Sehun. The other was Yixing.

To Dae: HWO DOES SOEMTHIN LIKE THAT JUSST SLIP?!?!???!!??! >

To Dae: UGH im so gonna punch you next time I see you

To Dae: ur such a punk, i hate you

I didn’t notice, but the guys, all except for Baekhyun who moved to the other room to take a phone call, had moved behind me to peek over my shoulder. They were reading my messages. “Whelp, looks like you don’t even gotta worry about telling him now.” Chanyeol laughed, ruffling my hair, something he knew I hated with a passion. I punched his shoulder for revenge. “Leave me alone you crusty heathen.” I said, pushing the red haired giant away from me. He stumbled, and hit his side on the kitchen counter. I could tell the blow to his hip hurt, Chanyeol burst into a fit of giggles. He was so odd.

“Hey guys,” Baekhyun said. He tossed his phone back on the table, where it was pre-phone call. “Sehun and the others are coming over. Also what do you guys want to eat.” The four shouted food suggestions at Baekhyun. I didn’t understand how he understood all the clamour, but I was more focused on the fact that Sehun would be here any minute

From Dae: i luv you tho :’(

From Dae: Also we’re coming to Baek’s

Hearing the fact again made me scream.

To Dae: I KNOW

I pretty much continued screaming even though about thirty minutes had passed. I screamed even more when I heard a knock on the door. Luckily it only turned out to be the pizza we had ordered. We were supposed to wait for everyone to get here, but I was so anxious it was making me hungry. I ended up scarfing down close to a whole pizza by myself.

We always get like five orders of breadsticks, and I ate about one and a half of those. They weren’t even that good, but I was so nervous to see Sehun I couldn’t stop myself. I actually began pacing around the room as we awaited the other guys’ arrival. I was shook beyond belief. How was he gonna react? What was he gonna say? Was he even going to talk to me? Was everything going to be awkward the rest of the night? I didn’t know what to do, so when another knock came to the door I ended up screaming once more and hiding in Baekhyun’s room. I could hear Chanyeol laugh at me as I did so, but I didn’t care.

To Dae: Meet me in Baekhyun’s room ASAP

I assumed he got my message when about ten minutes later I heard a knock on the door. I had locked it just in case. “Open up!” He shouted through the door. I hurriedly unlocked it and went back to pacing. “Jongdae, I can barely breathe!” I uttered, my nerves causing my hands to start shaking. “Is that so?” I expected to hear Jongdae’s voice, but instead I was met with that of Sehun’s much deeper one. “WHY ARE YOU HERE?!?!?!” I screamed for the umpteenth time today. “The guys pushed me in here and said they wouldn’t let me out until we talked, so here I am.” I didn’t know what to do or say. Literally the only thing I could think to do was scream. But that was off the table considering I didn’t think the guys wanted to hear me do that again.

le boyz gc: I hate all of you

Eventually Sehun broke the silence which was different seeing as how besides Kyungsoo, he was the quietest out of all the guys.

“How long have you liked me?”

I almost choked because of his boldness. I mean leave it to Sehun to get straight to the point. “What do you mean?” I laughed nervously. “I’ve never liked you.” I’ve liked you since middle school.

“Don’t lie to me.” He said casually, moving from leaning against the bedroom door to sitting on Baekhyun’s bed. “Jongdae told me you’ve had a crush on me for a while now.” I mentally cursed Jongdae. Remind me not to tell any of the guys if I ever develop a crush on literally ANYONE EVER AGAIN!

.“For the record, I’ve liked you since that first time we all hung out at Chanyeol’s place.” I tried thinking back to the first time we ever went to Chan’s house. It was quite hard to manage seeing as how we’re always either at his or Baekhyun’s house. “What’s so special about us hanging out that one time?” I asked, trying to avert from the subject of me liking him. “I don’t know really.” He started. He stopped looking at me, and focused all his attention on his twiddling thumbs. “Just something about you struck out to me. It made me what to get to know you better.” “Are you glad you did?” I asked in a small voice. Sehun nodded vigorously. “It was the best decision I ever made to be honest.”

I could feel a warmth course through my body at his words. Now I have to tell him. I took a deep breath and finally spilled the truth. “I’ve had a crush on you since before high school. And ever since then just the thought of you makes me happy beyond belief.” I puffed, still not wanting to admit my true feelings for him. I looked over at Sehun. His entire face was lit up in result of what I’d told him. But he went from beaming to smirking in two seconds flat. He sat up off the bed, and stood about a foot away from me. “See how easy that was.” I punched his arm, causing him to start laughing. “Leave me alone.” After those words, he pulled me into a tight hug. I buried my head in his chest. I was able to get a whiff of his cologne, it was strong but not too overbearing. It was pleasant, but at the same time it was a savory scent. I didn’t want him to let go anytime soon, however we jumped away from each other as we heard Baekhyun yell “THEY BETTER NOT BE HAVING SEX IN MY ROOM, ON MY BED!!” and the door swing open.

The guys piled into the doorway. “Ew, look at the lovebirds.” Minseok teased from the front of the huddle. His words caused both Sehun and I to turn bright red from embarrassment. “I bet they were making out.” Chanyeol butted in, sticking his head farther into the room. “Shut up Chan!” I said, covering up my face as it got even brighter.

“Come on guys, pizza’s getting cold and we’re about to put on a movie.” Junmyeon said. I gave him an understanding nod. I went to speak, but before I could Jongin interrupted me. “Oh Y/n’s not hungry. She practically ate like three pizzas before you guys got here. Sehun had her super stressed out.” Everyone broke out into laughter, causing all my embarrassment levels to skyrocket. I buried my face in my hands, so no one would see just how red my face was getting. “It was more like one, let me live.” I pouted. Sehun wrapped his arm around my waist, and pulled me closer to him. “It’s okay babe.” He whispered in my ear. I ended up smiling like an idiot at his words. The guy I like just called me babe. What a world!

“Stop being gross, you’ve been together for like five seconds.” Baekhyun said, wearing an over exaggerated look of disgust. I couldn’t help but shake my head at him. We hadn’t talked about us actually dating yet. “Hey you guys, we should choose tonight’s movies carefully. The two love birds might get a little risky throughout them.” Kyungsoo said from the middle of the crowd of guys. This time Sehun and I joined in on the guy’s laughter. One by one, everyone eventually turned around and left the bedroom. Sehun and I exited the room, his arm still draped around my shoulder. Before we got into the living room, he placed a kiss on my forehead. Maybe we weren’t together just yet, but I could definitely get used to this.

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