#its for amazon

[mxgicshxrd]

"Yeah. Your crying."

Doctor Who — The Pandorica Opens  {Sentence Starters}||Accepting!!

Sniffing deeply, before catching Isaac's eye, she shrugged brushing away the tears. She had somehow caught the commercial that she'd been seeing lately, of a young man taking his gram out on his motorcycle, for one more ride. It caused her to tear up, she loved seeing expressions of kindness and generosity. "So what, you never seen a chick cry over sentimentality??" A scoff escaped Liz and she strode away the streetlamps dimming as she walked under them.

@harbingercfdeath

[midaskey]

And remember... don't lose your head!

[pantestudines]

Hate to admit it but I really did chuckle at "Brought to you by the studio who brought you The Boys and Two Day Shipping*". Its just so grim. Like it's clearly Amazon bragging about being Amazon. But the decisions here... you're marketing this to the fallout audience. These games have "Megacorporations are evil" baked into their DNA. Its why vaults exist. It's why FEV exists. It's heavily implied to be why the war started and the bombs fell in the first place. Nearly every single dungeon you go into is a nightmarish hellscape created by an evil megacorporation of one flavor or another. Everyone who has played these games and thought about it for more than half a second can recognize that Amazon, while less cartoonishly evil (but inherently more evil due to being real), is the kind of company that Fallout has always been against at its core. Now they're puppeting it's corpse around and invoking its themes despite its themes being inherently opposed to their existence. Clown ass world.

[ambassadorquark]

my favorite weirdly low tech sci fi thing is the PADD technology in star trek, where everyone has like 30 ipads on their desk at all times bc they seemingly each represent one singular email

[scoobit9]

red valley

[unpretty]

i'm this 🤏 close to taking out a loan to buy an incinerating toilet. i'm not going to. but i'm going to spend a lot of time with a lot of weird tabs open.

[xplore-the-unknwn]

Exactly.

[ricky-mortis]

Y’all should watch The Edge of Sleep…

[moopiter]

inspired by @himelander's post X

Happy very not Vought approved Holidays!

[steelycunt]

a paperback book isnt alive until you break its spine btw like a long slumbering animal being carefully roused it actually needs you to do that like when you click your knuckles. for your paperback book the breaking of its spine is like the first stretch against your pillow in the morning

[buggbuzz]

THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER

[princip1914]

That feeling when, after 33 years of Heavily Implied Situationship, a canon romance is established and then imploded in 3 minutes flat as a plot device to set up the final act of a trilogy for which there is as of yet no confirmed third part. 

[fjordfolk]

The problem with trying to gatekeep working breeds with hoops and shame is that it inevitably invites the heterodox tacticool brodudes to have at em so maybe we should just stop talking about malinois altogether and instead tell people not to get like, idk, beagles

[kitschietalks]

who up edgin they sleep 🫣🫣

[pirateyang]

a comparative analysis of shows in my favorite genre: the girls are stranded!!

[mannequinswithkillappeal]

completely ordinary non-fandom friend: hey just letting you know there's a new season of good omens coming out soon. I remember you liking that show.

me, staring at the snake ring I've been wearing for four years, pretending my anticipation of the new season hasn't absolutely consumed my life for the past couple months, vibrating at a frequency high enough to project us both into a parallel universe: oh cool, thanks!

friend: yeah I think it's on netflix