#its fine if you personally dislike kink or dont want to see it that is one HUNDRED percent understandable

[nykloss]

I promised I wouldn't get discoursey on this account so I'll only say this once and might delete it later but it you have "kink DNI!!!" Especially if it's alongside DNI shit like thinspo, "maps," or terfs, and then you follow me I'm probably blocking you.

("Kink blogs DNI" or "nsfw blogs DNI" or even "DNI if you post about x" is fine, I get that, that's different, you're allowed to curate what you want/don't want to see and you don't have to disclose your reasoning. But implying what folks do behind closed doors is different.)

Sorry yeah this blog is primarily sfw but you don't get to know what I do in the bedroom nor do I like your assumptions of what I do or don't do. I also don't appreciate you lumping in like, sex workers and kinksters and leather people in with bigots and harmful people. Swerfs get fucked. Sex policing get fucked.

And if that's not what you mean by having that on your page, maybe change your wording.

[trannypresident]

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PLEASE READ BEFORE FOLLOWING / INTERACTING !!

hi! i go by ox (like the animal)! transmasculine something-or-other, he/him and it/its. vers switch (dom lean on here. but we ball). 18 >:D ambivalently unlabeled but very t4t. taken :3. ftm but only if the f stands for freak and the m stands for (storybook) monster

what can i do? ♥ :

use titles/petnames/etc with the exception of feminine ones, daddy, babygirl (unless its funny) or anything like excessively weird. stroke my ego if you want <3

nsfw asks open to anyone (respecting limits)

nsfw dms open to mutuals (lest i instigate. or u ask real nicely. STILL respecting limits)

interact if you post my limits but aren't in dni

what can't i do? ☄ :

ask for pics/audio (for now.), location, or any personal info

send me content in limits/dni (no shit)

pester me to "try" a kink that isn't listed, just suggesting is fine

KINKS + LIMITS + DNI UNDER THE CUT !!

☼ MAIN KINKS ☼

bondage

praise, service

experimentation & inspection

petplay

royalty dynamics

hierophillia

size dif

monsterfucking

sadomasochism

light gore / bloodplay / hard vore?? idk / general violence . (tagged with #⍥🥩) if you think about killing me you have to tell me. preferably in broad detail

knifeplay

control in general. yknow

✶ MIGHT ALSO POST ✶

objectum

hypno

dumbification

somno

intox (probably just with weed)

cnc, free use (✳ do not instigate first with in dms/asks if its about me subbing - have to be in a mood for it)

⊗ LIMITS ⊗

unsanitary/scat/omo etc

fauxcest

hard cnc/rapeplay (the line blurs a little. basically don't call it rape and we're good. this is not a moral thing i just dislike the word.)

labor kink (ovi or breeding w/o pregnancy is okay)

detrans/misgendering kink

i'm not fond of loveless sex (not necessarily conventionally - up to interpretation. weird fucked up psychospiritual devotion and the desire for ultraviolence are still love in their own special way. hope that helps!) explicit mentions of it or of abandonment will turn me off. sorry

✘ DNI ✘

minors/blank/ageless blogs

terf/transphobes/chasers

cishets in general. this is a trannyfag blog

"men dni" (bc i am a guy. kinda), exclusively wlw blogs still chill to interact, just don't reblog my pics or something

incest

ageplay

blog for weird internet fan discourse, i dont gaf and i dont wanna see it. yes this includes self-described proship accounts i am not your animal

"para community", p3do, necro, zoo. i hope you explode

ed/sh blog

✈ i can get triggerhappy with the block button - don't take it too personally. meow

✈ posts i make w harder/specific kinks will be tagged. cannot guarantee the same w/ reblogs but i will attempt

✈ my own post / talking tag is #✎🐂

[anomymoussoapbar]

sure, uhh. I just think that a person's preferences for tropes in stories, sexual or otherwise, has no direct link to any parts of that person's character. Because that's all the broad categories of comships are, tropes. And it's stories. Events that never happened in real life, which may involve locations that don't exist or people who don't exist. I think it's perfectly fine to have tropes you like and tropes you dislike. Another person's preferences are nobody's business but their own.

I'm very pro-queer, pro-kink, sex positive, that kind of stuff. I don't think sex is morally good or morally bad, it's just sex. Sex is a natural part of the human experience (and so is asexuality, isn't that cool?). I believe it is wrong to demonize sexuality and to fear it.

Personally, I'm not a huge comshipper. It's just not something I enjoy. Once in a while, a ship will click with me that I usually wouldn't enjoy for some reason or another, but it's rare. I have one ship with adopted brothers who are mortal enemies, one ship with coworkers who split up after a violent falling out, and one ship between two guys who first formed a younger-brother older-brother relationship at 6 and 14, parted ways, then later met up again at 19 and 27. That's, uh, all I've got. I find it hard to relate to other profic ppl because they're often hardcore comshippers, haha. I am just a little baby in comparison.

Fiction is just events that never happened. That's why harm portrayed in fiction can't compare to real harm. Saying cruel things to each other is not a work of fiction, it angers me to no end when people do this. Profic and antiship people alike harass each other, let it be known. I don't tolerate it.

hello! :*)

Thank you so much for explaining your view on it.

I myself am a bit skittish on the topic of sex and kinks. Growing up with those topics being very taboo it just carried on over to me disliking sexuality presented in media.

This added on by my own S/A COCSA, and grooming experiences online, made it more and more hard for me. If that makes sense.

[This likely carries on to me being asexual + sex repulsed but. Not all Asexuals are the same as me lol]

Now I have learned to be more accepting but there are still so many things I see shamed that I find difficult to be fine with.

even being fictional, it can be hard for me to be perfectly fine with something.

Its less acknowledging it's a fictional character more than separating the idea of it and connecting it vividly to reality and the fictional sense.

But, I really do want to learn more and perhaps find more ways since, the media is already very broad and not too censored. Being exposed to several kinds of things as I was way too young on the internet.

Again, I can't expect the world to conform to my own comforts and discomforts. So reading this is very informational to me.

The other points you listed make sense to me, so I dont have many other questions to add. Just my prior comments and thoughts.

Thank you so much for stopping by and leaving this ask. You are loved, thank you ^^ 💞🌸

[richardsphere]

Leverage Redemption Log: The Double-edged sword job

Presumed Client has a Presumed Stalker (Cop) Parker is playing with little dolls. Oh is this a Time-Skip client? Like an ex-client from the inbetween years? Cool pitch, im hooked. --- Well that line about the Israeli government shutting down the peoples access to the internet aged like a fine (though disgusting) wine.

Gut instinct: Harry is right. Its a cop thing, specifically the same way that Security Lady from episode one can recognise Elliot when Hardison's program is protecting you guys as well. Cops are scum, (i know that naratively, breanna is gonna be proven right. But the team is right to assume its an analog thing)

Oh the small town is a surveilance state.

Look Sophie, i understand that petty theft is beneath you all, but breanna is right to start the test small scale.

--- So this is our "newbie goes in solo" episode. Elliot is flirting with Supercop. (dont know wether "distinctive" is meant to be an admission she knows who he is, or just an attempt to draw parallels between the two) this show expects me to believe that the high-tech supercomputer doesnt have a firewall.

Oh its Minority Report bullshit. (Funny thing about minority report, didnt that end up with it predicting its creator/championing congressman would commit murder? Cause thats what we're gonna do. Make it predict that our Supercop will embezzle the black-ops money)

And they're trying to gass-chamber Breanna. --- Ok so quickly: Harry having to do an Elliot is cool, funny little gag about how Parker stopped stabbing people. (its good cause this one retroactively fixes a lot of the other "parker used to stab people" jokes by explaining the taser as the reason it only happened once.) --- Debriefing: Breanna might've been in trouble for more then just Twitter. Parker and Elliot have both done this for 8 years more then the rest, and the rest dont even bother asking what they're thinking. (like i understand not interupting them, but there is a reason we're having a debrief) --- Supercop is alledgely not part of the experiment. (she claims she's just investigating the miracle crime-drop).

Elliot gives them all 10 seconds to joke. Back to the debrief. "Just to be clear..." "metaphorically" everyone disliked that. (as do I, if this guy wants to be the only person alive who isnt recognisable to a supercomputer? See if his face ID works on cremated ashes) --- Parker I agree this guy is an asshole to the waitstaff, but if a customer orders something without coconut oil, it is the restaurants responsibility to either accomodate this request or tell the customer they cant make it that way. I know he's just a pretentious twit but allergies exist. (he's definitly an asshole for assuming he's enough of a regular to have "his regular" though)

Oh, RIZ is back. (Supercop works for them) Well looks like Cheng has a robo-nanny (and maybe a crush on robonanny) --- What a stack of hundreds and an awkward story about a roleplaying kink cant let these guys do. --- Ok and we're inside the house. The robot is scanning Parker The AI is scary AF, Parker is looking for a way out. AI is all-seeing, but apparently worse with faces then Searchlight. (Searchlight can recognise you of an out-of-focus nose. Al-Ayna cant recognise him if he lowers his voice) which can only mean one thing:

CHEMICAL WARFARE! Oh how i missed you, we've been waiting for your return all season. --- Private security provides Elliot with a good chance to teach Harry how a choke-out is done with proper form.

Cheng has recognised Breanna and has decided to make the stupid mistake of locking Leverage inside the safe they're trying to crack. By which i mean your house, that has your software, the one they're gonna use to make you look like a criminal.

and now our heroes have a superAI who is going to help them with their witness protection schemes. (Lower Hardisons workload a little as well.) Like how the camera zooms out to end the shot from Alayna's POV. (is she gonna be a recurring character? Probably not in a "regular castmember" way but definitly in a "we have continuity and on rare occasions she might be important" way)

[szappan]

tag time, thank you!

 Hello, I hope you’re all having a nice day. The things I was tagged in have clumped up so I thought I could just do them all now. Thank you to everyone who tagged me!!!

1. Diana @britneyshakespeare (thank you so much!!)

Rules: tag people you’d like to get to know better! (reading this i felt like one of those crying cats, im so honoured seriously thank you)

Top 10 songs I can’t stop listening to: this is actually very well-timed because i can actually name these and also @sastrugie tagged me in a similar one, thank you:

You Ain’t Going Nowhere - Bob Dylan

Atlantis - Donovan

All La Glory - The Band

Moondance - Van Morrison

Šlechtici - Golden Kids

Not Enough - FUR

Leave Her, Johnny - George Sneez

Be Bop A Lula - Gene Vincent

Series Of Dreams - Bob Dylan

Márti Dala - Pásztor Anna & Kiss Tibi

Favorite color(s): all but orange on its own. orange paired with something else is fine. it’s amazing if it’s obnoxious.

Favorite ships: two white cats they’re husband and wife, the coconut lorikeets in denver zoo and merthur

Lipstick or chapstick: neh

Last Movie: my brother and i watched Thor: Ragnarök again last week, I think that was it. I’ve been really trying to watch more movies lately, especially considering how it’s the primary art source of the era (not really but it is kinda.. what)

Currently Reading: Winnie the Pooh

i’ll tag everyone at the end of this, thank you!

2. thank you @smittyjaws and @savoy-brown-shoe for this tag from ages ago!

the point is that i shuffle my music library and list the first ten that come up

 A 67-es Út - Republic

Death Of A Clowd - The Kinks (look at this babie)

Feel A Whole Lot Better - Tom Petty

Somebody To Love - Queen 

Paintbox - Pink Floyd

Piano Concerto No. 1 - Tchaikovsky

No Time To Think - Bob Dylan

The Diary Of Horace Wimp - ELO

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down - The Band

Oh! Darling - The Beatles

thank u!

3. thank you @thenesmith for this here very 7 questions tag! i love the format you did this in by the way and also @britneyshakespeare too!!

Relationship status: i’m not in a romantic relationship with anyone

Favourite colour: see above but i also realized that i really like that blue that my corduroy shirt is, it’s like light but strong and muted at the same time

Lipstick or chapstick?: no thank you

Top three ships: yuh

Last song I listened to: I’m listening to Help! by the Beatles, thank you youtube autoplay

Spell out your name with song titles: W - Wonderboy - The Kinks I - I Love My Shirt - Donovan L - Lod’ Do Neznáma - Tublatanka E - Everyday - Buddy Holly S - Summer ‘68- Pink Floyd 

4. Thank you, Diana @britneyshakespeare yet again!

15 questions, 15 mutuals

Are you named after someone? I am not.

When was the last time you cried? Two days ago on the way home on the bus because I was thinking of a song that made me cry

Do you have kids? no thankfully

Do you use sarcasm a lot? I try not to

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Well, I guess at first glance I see how they look, but behaviour-vise I tend to notice how aware they are of their surroundings

What’s your eye colour? You know that post telling hazel-eyed people to shut up? Brownish-green. Totally green if the lights are right. Totally brown when the lights are not right etc

Scary movie or happy ending? Both can be good, especially combined

Any special talents? I can bend my left thumb in a way that it looks like my hand is broken

Where were you born? Right in the middle of Budapest in a hospital

What are your hobbies? Reading, drawing whatever i can, i guess music, ruining various pieces of clothing with various techniques, putting whatever spices i see in whatever dish i’m making, being gentle with my cat

Do you have any pets? cat

What sport do you/have you played? I used to swim a lot, even tried synchronized swimming for a year or two, then gymnastics when I was littol, then I took up karate and broke my arm three months in so I quit, I tried ballet too this year but that’s over now and I also did yoga for a few months so yeah these are the official ones

How tall are you? 5′4″? 164 cm?

Favourite subject in school? I don’t dislike any of them. I like English a lot tho

Dream job? shepherd. but a lot of people told me that i have potential to better the world and i want to do that too somehow but also if i could just focus on getting through each day not by making money but by making bread or yes, herding sheep, i would do that too.

thank you!!

5. thank you @thenesmith again! this is to post gifs of my top 5 favourite movies. (currently)

1. Spider-man: Homecoming

2. The Road To El Dorado

3. Labyrinth

4. The Rutles - All You Need Is Cash

5. idk Back to the Future

wuh

6. thank you, @siliconpine!

20 songs tag game

A song you like with a color in the title || Crimson and Clover - Tommy James & The Shondells

A song you like with a number in the title || Fourth Time Around - Bob Dylan

A song that reminds you of summertime || Mary Jane’s Last Dance - Tom Petty (obvi)

A song that reminds you of someone you’d rather forget || i dont think theres a song such as this because i dont like forgetting people

A song that needs to be played LOUD || Birthday - The Beatles

A song that makes you wanna dance || anything pink floyd because i came to the conclusion that you cant dance to pink floyd so i always want to prove myself wrong

A song that makes you happy || Happiness Runs - Donovan

A song that you never get tired of || Ophelia - The Band

A song that you would love played at your wedding || Light A Roman Candle With Me - fun.

A song that is a cover by another artist || Dream A Little Dream Of Me - The Mamas & the Papas

A song that you have sung as a duet at karaoke || none sadly

A song that makes you think about life ||  It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding) - Bob Dylan

A favorite song with a person’s name in the title || Maxine - Traveling Wilburys

A song that you think everybody should listen to || It’s Nice To Be Nice - Pugwash

A song by a band you wish were still together || See My Friends - The Kinks

A song by an artist no longer living || Rock & Roll Suicide - David Bowie

A song that makes you want to fall in love || I Got You Babe - Sonny and Cher

A song that breaks your heart || You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go - Bob Dylan

A song that you remember from your childhood || Egy bogár - Cseh Tamás

A song that reminds you of yourself || Friends To Go - Paul McCartney

thank you so much!

7. again by @siliconpine!! thank you so much

A This or That Tag Game

Honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or iced tea // strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests // diners or cafés // unicorns or dragons // gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour what // sweet or sour no // Rome or Amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen// sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macaroons or croissants// glitter or matte // Degas or Seurat  // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip not a fan of either // coloring books or watercolor // fairy lights or candles

thank you!! i think this is it!

thank YOU if you got this far in, and I’ll tag @vanillatumbleweedscoffee @stars-in-my-damn-eyes @sneez @fancybasementfestival @kipland00 @dreameramongwildflowers @punkslap @rhapsody-under-pressure and everyone who i tagged before and anyone who wants to to do any of these tags as they see fit and if they’re in the mood or have enought time or are just looking for something to do

[kpopsmutfactory]

Thank you so much for your request!

- Feli & Daisy.☀️🌻

(Masterlist)

BTS Reaction to their S/O liking rough sex and hickies:

♡ Seokjin ♡

I feel Seokjin would be a little unsure about this at first, mostly because he didn't want to hurt you. But once he tried it out and you made sure that you were 100% fine with everything he did- he'd go wild. Don't be surprised if he gets all obssesed with you calling him daddy and punishing you for every little thing you do, always calling you a bad girl. ;)) I also don’t see him minding hickeys that much and he probably would leave some here and there, but I don’t think he’d be especially into you leaving them on him. Not that he’d dislike it, he likes any pleasure you give him, they’d just have to be hidden. But except all of that and how rough he may be, he'd be the king of aftercare and once he "breaks out" of his character he'll ask you if you were okay 737282 and always make sure that he didn't hurt you for real. Because after all, you're his S/O and he cares and loves you so soo much!

♡ Yoongi ♡

Okay so in most reactions I've read about Yoongi in bed, people seem to think of him as a rough daddy which I'm sure he could be capable of being BUT- being the laid back and lazy person he is in his spare time, I don't see him turning into a monster in bed THAT easily like, something needs to trigger him. For example, if he's getting jealous- I bet that he wouldn't have a problem pinning his S/O down and fucking them like there's no tomorrow, whispering extremely sinful things in their ears about how he's the only one who can make them feel this good. But if nothing special had happened I still him being dom and in control yes, but not necessarily 24/7, he’d be a soft dom most of the time . Though, if he knew that his S/O enjoyed it, he'd of course put in some effort because your his S/O and he loves you a bunch! But if you didn't enjoy it he probably wouldn't be rough too often. And about hickeys- he really doesn't mind them at all and I feel like he's the type to lazily suck a hickey on your neck or collarbone while watching a movie or something. I don't see him as someone who thinks hickeys has to be connected to only sex, he just likes the way they look on your skin and he also loves leaving them in visible places you people would see that you're taken hehe. ;)))

♡ Namjoon ♡

Okay, here's another one that has been called a daddy in most reactions I've read about him in these situations. And as mentioned with Yoongi- yes, I do believe that Namjoon could give his S/O a few spanks, pinning them down fuck them so hard they'd struggle to walk the next day. BUT- that's not his standard mode lol. To me- he's a big adorable baby who's also very clumsy and when I think about him having sex I don't picture him as a super rough daddy haha. He likes to be dominant and take the lead yes, but he's still somewhat soft and wants to make sure that you're okay in between. Altough, as I mentioned with Jin, I picture him being really good with aftercare especially if he went a little too rough some night. He'd be lowkey embarrassed afterwards, such a baby hehe. And about hickeys- he leaves them sometimes because he knows that you enjoy them, but wouldn't really be all hyped about them yet he wouldn't dislike them if that makes sense omg (sorry for being all over the place while writing these ahh). He'd enjoy leaving some on your shoulders and inner thighs.

♡ Hoseok ♡

This man is such a secret (not so much) dom don’t even argue with me. He loves being rough with you, but always makes sure you’re okay with everything and his aftercare is sO good. He loves trying new things with you in the bedroom and rough sex is one of his favorites. I think he’d be into hickeys and neck kisses, but it wouldn’t be like, a kink of his, at least not his biggest kink because let’s be honest he’s probably got a long list of kinks. But if you’re really into them, then he’s really into them too. He’s all about you having a good time. Don’t get me wrong though, he is the BIGGEST FUCKING TEASE.

♡ Jimin ♡

Okay so can we all agree that Jimin loves neck kisses, he loves receiving them and he loves giving them. So to me, I think it’s a given that likes hickeys as well. He might even flaunt them if he had some, proud that he belonged to you and finding them quite sexy, on both you and himself. I was kind of unsure if he’d be rough or not. I mean, I can see him being a dom, if that’s what you’re really into. Like Hoseok, I think even more so, Jimin is about pleasing you. If you want him to fuck you til’ you can’t walk- Oh he’ll fuck you til’ you can’t walk.

♡ Taehyung ♡

This baby would be so c o n f u s e d (at least at first). He didn’t really understand why you’d like getting roughed around. But once you've explained your kinks and whatever you might enjoy, he'd be down for it. After all you're his princess/prince and all he wants to do is please you. He wouldn’t completely get it until you guys had rough sex for the first time though, then he’d be completely sold and I feel he’d probably like it even more than you. Although aftercare always follows rough sex. He’d draw you a bath and give you a massage if you wanted to, but he’d have to hold back a little, already being ready for round two. When it comes to hickeys I feel like he would enjoy leaving hickeys on you, but mostly on places that weren’t visible, like your thighs and other places ;). He wants the hickeys he leaves to be your guys little secret. He likes knowing he’s the only one who gets to see you like that.

♡ Jungkook ♡

Jungkook would probably be very confused and shy about it at first, especially if you guys hadn't been dating for too long. He's already nervous about "normal" sex, so the thought of rough sex would lowkey make him freak out haha. But if you introduce it to him and tell him about what exactly you like, I'm sure he'd be fine with it in the end. He just needs to get used to it, and as he sees that you really enjoy sex this way- he'd be down for it. His main goal is to please you so! And hickeys- sure thing. As mentioned with Yoongi, Jungkook would probably like the way they look on you too. They don’t really have to be connected with sex and to me he just seems like a person who would find it kind of cozy to make a little mark on you at the in the most random situations- not around his hyungs though hahah.

[jojosexual]

Lmao I absolutely hate it when people get salty about jonadio like?? "Its incest1!!" Dio is literally fucking adopted. "Its a toxic ship!!!" Fuckin probably? Dio is a shitty guy. I don't really ship jonadio (personal reasons) but it's fiction?? And those people are missing the entire point is that Jonathan and Dio are connected on like a cosmic level and it doesn't matter how their relationship turned out in canon? Theirs literally an alternate timeline that's CANON.

hey anon im sorry for never really getting to your message and when i saw this i was like “shit its late should i even post it” but you know what. fuck the lateness. i think others needs to see your ask and instance on it, even if you dont like the ship for personal reasons i appreciate your acknowledge and respect your instance on it because we can dislike things and still be polite and not going at each other’s throats. you dont like jonadio cuz you think its abusive and it makes you uncomfortable or for any other reasons you dont want to disclose? its fine and completely valid, just as i hate people going into the things i like and forcing their hate one me, i also hate forcing my interests on the others, thats why i made this blog, its a completely self indulgent mess where i can gush about the thing im passionate about and if anyone likes it they can follow. 

i hope you get to see this answer someday, dear anon

also about the “incest” thing to anyone’s wondering, i even got an ask about it:

-incest happens between people who are blood related (and look at that! they’re not);

-“just because theyre not blood related does that give you a pass to ship every adoptive sibling pairing you fucking heathen” no, the fictional kink of warping a fraternal, sibling love into a carnal love that a lot of people despise (but others love in all its harmless fictional setting, and be respectful of that) isnt really much my cup of tea either for the majoritiy of the ships out there i could possibly like!;

-have jon n dio ever really shared an ounce of true fraternal sibling love or has dio been faking their brotherhood for seven years and has jonathan  been feeling guilty of not loving dio the way he should supposed to love a brother but instead feeling deep mistrust like he has been sharing the same roof with his mortal enemy?

come on guys, are you really reading the same manga as i am?

[sassytrickster666]

Hugo Stiglitz

 NSFW ALPHABET  DONT LIKE DONT READ  WARNING: FIRST POST EVER BEAR WITH ME DARLINGS

I found that there was almost zero Hugo Stiglitz material and since I think he’s the bomb i thought a contibute. 

WARNING: FIRST POST EVER BEAR WITH ME DARLINGS I found that there was almost zero Hugo Stiglitz material and since I think he’s the bomb i thought a contibute. 

GIFS are NOT mine, credit goes to original owners/makers. If you see one of yours and would like it credited please Message me. Thanks! <3

Also the idea of an nsfw alphabet is not mine either but idk where it started so same goes for this.

A= Aftercare

Aftercare with Hugo can vary quite a bit.

For example, when a particular lovemaking session was rougher, at first he’d plop down next to you panting. After this he’d pull you to him, making you feel safe as you feel asleep in his strong arms.

But when sex was slower and more sensual, he’d pepper kisses along your jaw and cheek, showing you rather than telling you about his appreciation.

 B= Body part.

When it comes to your body, he finds picking difficult. He likes your hands, because they’re much smaller and delicate compared to his big and calloused ones. They make him feel loved when you touch him. Speaking more sexually he totally has a thing for your ass. Hold it, squeeze it, slap it, he doesn’t know exactly why, but your ass always releases a primal side of him.

 C= Cum

Hugo always prefers to come inside of you, whether it be your mouth, cunt or ass. Its practical, so clean up won’t be much trouble. It also makes him feel like he’s marked you as his own. He doesn’t dislike cumming elsewhere he just don’t bother much, so if you request him to, he’ll happily do so.

 D = Dirty Secret

Even though he would never admit it, he loves seeing you hold your own. Whether you’d be telling another bastard like Aldo to fuck off when they’re teasing you or on the battlefield. When he sees you knocking down, stabbing, shooting or basically being a badass he always has to fight his hard on.

 E= Experience

Sure, Hugo didn’t go off to war a virgin, but to say he has a load of experience would be wrong. He is naturally shy and usually doesn’t show interest in women. He knows the basics but has lots to learn and you’ll be damned if you didn’t enjoy teaching him. After all, he does learn quick and is a very passionate lover.

 F = Favourite position

He does likes missionary because of the contact and closeness it provides, but his true favourite would be the reverse cowgirl. It gives him an opportunity to sit back and let you dominate him and an amazing view of your jiggling ass and wet pussy bouncing on his cock.

G = Goofy

Hugo is not a goofy person. He simply doesn’t see it ; why people should laugh over the most mundane things so it would take quite something to get him to laugh during sex. It did happen once, when you were in a particularly rough session and tumbled right outta bed together and you both broke into a fit of laughter. Apparently it got the attention cause all of the other basterds barged in thinking he’d gone insane. You Still cringe at the memory. Thus, doing the do is usually more serious than goofy, but he can’t help but smirk whenever something takes a pleasant turn.

 H = Hair

Being the military and disciplined man he is, he keeps himself well groomed when possible. Just like his hair, short and dark.

 I= Intimacy

At the start of your relationship, Hugo was far from ‘intimate’. The shy baby was scared you wouldn’t think of him as good enough and didn’t really dare be so vulnerable. Though, when he started to realize you weren’t ever going to abandon him and how much you enjoyed being with him, he started opening up more and more. Hugo prefers to ‘make love’ actually, thus is all being more intimate. Unless he needs to let off some steam, then prepare for a good ‘ol fuck.

 J= Jack Off

Hugo prefers not to, afraid of being caught in a time where privacy is scarce. So he doesn’t do it often. Only when its really necessary he uses it as stress relief. When he does, he pictures your body, your voice and your soft touch.

He’s very shy about it though. He’d much rather get rid of his frustrations by making love to you.

 K = kink

He definitely has Some kinky streaks . When things get rough after a difficult mission and you tease him he loves yanking on your hair and spanning your ass. He definitely gets dominant from time to time. Asking you who can only give you pleasure. In these moments he often switches to his mother language. Speaking of, he adores it when you do this, speaking german, especially if its dirty. Not to speak of his earlier mentioned instant boners when you get all badass and got your enemies blood all over you. That is when he gets more submissive and just Lets you take him however you want.

 L = Location

Hugo is very picky when it comes to this and always goes for the place with the most privacy and least risks. Except for that one time where your team was staying at in a big barn and he took you behind it outside standing between stacks of hay.

 M= Motivation

Now, there’s actually a lot that can turn him on. He has a naturally high sex drive and a lot of kinks, though something not previously mentioned is how he loves how you are and look when you wake up next to him. Disheveled and with a tired grin on your face. Trusting, loving and innocent, when only he knows how much of a little minx you actually are. He Also loves it when these mornings turn into Some cuddlefucking. He likes how close you are to him then.

 N = No

Anything humiliating or hurtful either on the giving or receiving end. He would never hurt the one he loves.

Also nothing to do with bodily fluids other than your wetness or his cum.

 O = Oral

Though he loves being on the receiving end and enjoying your rather talented skills, he thinks nothing beats watching his lady coming apart at his touch. This and he just loves the way your wet pussy tastes and pulsates against his mouth when he’s doing well.

When he is the one receiving he’s a bit afraid he’ll hurt you though you’ve told him plenty he wont.

 P= pace

He always starts of slow. Making sure you’re wet enough and Well prepared to take his cock.

However, when he thinks youve become adjusted to his size he quickly speeds up

 Q = quickie

He prefers a proper love making session over a quickie. Sure, they’re fine and convenient, certainly because you don’t get much alone time.

But he prefers to spend more time with you. Dragging out foreplay and teasing, making you feel loved at uncertain times.

 R = Risks

He thinks he takes plenty risks when ‘in the job’ and therefore thinks he doesn’t need to when in private. He isn’t keen on getting caught and others seeing you in a compromising position. He wouldn’t affect your honour negatively.

 S = Stamina

Though he hasnt been with many women many times he does have decent stamina.

He usually doesn’t come before you do (and always try to have you come first) like a true gentleman unless you got him really worked up. He usually manages more than one round depending on how tiring his day was.

 T = toys

Neither of you owns any or thinks they’re needed. If you do feel like needing something to spice things up a cloth or rope for binding arent that hard to come by.

 U = Unfair

He doesn’t really care much for teasing you, only if its to build a bit suspense and doesn’t take long.

He doesn’t mind being teased, At times it calms him actually. When he’s annoyed or angry and you start teasing him, secretly or not, he cant really stay mad. It takes the edge of. Also it makes it al all the more rewarding when the teasing turns into action.

 V = Volume

Hugo isn’t a particularly Loud man in general and this is Also the case in the bedroom. He usually makes soft grunts, moans and other sounds of appreciation. Hed rather concentrate on the lovely sounds you make. The only times hes Loud is when he really loses control.

For example when you use your tongue on him in unspeakable ways his almost pornographic sounds can easily be heard through the walls.

 W = Wildcard

What sometimes really surprises you is how sudden he can become either dominant or submissive. Usually its when you’re in the middle of foreplay and you say something or a certain action spurs him on to take on a role. Then he can suddenly become the most dominant ‘sir’ youve ever encountered ordening you around and all or become a sub that loves being called a good boy and get ordered around.

 X = X-Ray

He’s average in length but a little thicker.

You like to joke that he’s custom made for you since his cock fits perfectly, as it has a a bit of a curve to it that makes it hit a spot in you that makes you see stars.

 Y = Yearning

You two don’t always get to chance for Some alone time but when it does happen, he’s always ready to go. His sex drive is higher than average and he’ll always give you what you want.

 Z = ZZZ

He usually falls asleep quickly after sex, but never after making sure you’re comfy and safe in his arms.

[max-iepup]

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

Sex 🐶

2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

My neck, booty (+hole), inner thighs, nipps, and mouth

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

Yessum

4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

Yeah.... daddy knows how

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

Idk...i don't want either of them on my body

6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

I can touch it yeah

7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

Not really

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

Like receiving or giving? Giving they are boring but receiving id say not underrated but not boring

9. Do you like having your balls touched?

Yes?

10. Do you like having your nipples touched?

Definitely!

11. Do you like having your anus touched?

Hehe yes 🐶

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

Nope to both

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

Yes please!!! I kind of need it to really feel any pleasure

14. Do you have any kinks?

Ummmm i habe a lot

15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

Hehe yupperoni! Thats why imma pup and a little

16. Do you pee in the shower?

Yes it saves toilet paper

17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

Yup

18. Have you had sex in the shower?

Yups

19. Do you like being naked?

Yesh

20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

Yeppers!

21. Have you ever skinny dipped?

No sadly..

22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?

Idk i guess worked on hw or cried...

23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

Nope sadly

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

Not with family really and friends it depends on who it is due to how i feel about my body

25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

Like showering?? Then yes

26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

Does starting off not sexual count?

27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

A bit but im working on this

28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

Yes i do, and yes i have, and yes they are. Look up olliepupslave on twitter or pornhub

29. How many sexual partners have you had?

7? What counts exactly?

30. How often do you masturbate?

Depends on my mood really. It can swing from once every couple weeks to almost daily

31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

I was about 11 i think and i had found my parents porn dvds when they weren't home. I also accidentally watched an adult show on tv

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

Laying on my back

33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

Idk i just either play porn or not or i look at things from daddy and i just sort of rub down there...idk

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

Porn usually sometimes imagination

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

No

36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

That I really liked the way they felt in my mouth. And i really enjoyed the taste. I started off with bjs and thats just what I really love

37. Have you ever “compared” (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

No not really

38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

I love boxer briefs

39. Do you ever go commando?

I have yes

40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

Yups hehe

41. How big is your penis?

...

42. Does your penis curve at all?

...

43. Which testicle hangs lower?

...

44. How big are your breasts?

...

45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

...

46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

...

47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

...

48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?

Idk as long as they clean up right its fine

49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

Butts

50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

The first one

51. Do you like the way your genitals look?

...

52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

...

53. Do you like your butt?

...

54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

I shave

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

I prefer shaved or trimmed at least

56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

...

57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

...

58. What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

Ummm idk within seconds i guess

59. Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

I do yes

60. What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?

Idk really i dont keep track of time during that stuff

61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?

100 or 200

62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

Depends on how i climaxed

63. Spit or swallow?

I wanna swallow but my gag reflex sucks...

64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

Dribble

65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

Hot

66. Do you “squirt?”

I have yes

67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

Nope

68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

Ive given a boobjob

69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Yup

70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn’t belong to either of you?

No

71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

Yes

72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

Current house none

73. Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?

A car for sex and masturbated in class back in like middle school

74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

No

75. Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?

Sex yeah takes a bit for me to be vocal when masturbating

76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

Yeah sorta

77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

I have had one yes but I want to do it again

78. Do you own any sex toys?

Tons

79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

Yup. Legos, hairbrush, toothbrush, handle to a loofa, phone vibrator apps, markers

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

It can if you are going for like wanting a bigger size but it doesnt feel right like its cold at first which makes it feel sorta wrong to me. Cus like a real penis is gonna be warm cus its alive

81. What are your favorite positions?

Doggy, riding someone is really fun, this one where when laying on my stomach i put my legs together and then the other person spreads theirs around

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Was deepthroating daddy and accidentally barfed because of my gag relfex ....

83. Worst place/time you’ve ever gotten a boner?

Idk

84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?

My sister punched my pelvis once but not my actual vagina

85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

Nope

86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

Yeah ive had a yeast infection before

87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

Yeah i do it in the shower

88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?

Very

89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

A bit of both

90. Have you “sexted” (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

Yup since i found out what sex was

91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

Yup

92. Have you have phone sex?

Yeah

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

I would get a bj, fuck someones ass, go to a gloryhole, free ball it, and probably drive around with it hanging out

94. What’s something you like about your body?

My hair i guess

95. What’s something you dislike about your body?

Almost all of it

96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?

On me or someone else?

97. What was your most recent sexual thought?

That I want to get fucked spmewhere public at night

98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

Yeah lol

99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?

When i took a shower so yesterday

100. Do you often imagine people naked?

Not really

@acesoldier88-sfw

[mefukimeme-gonebithc]

SWINGS OPEN DOOR FRANTICALLY AND POINTS AT ALL THE EMOJIS: do it

.........................oh boy

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

HMMM most of them id rather not talk about since theyre really personal/a lot of them arent really secrets since i have talked abt them but they can easily go unnoticed sooooo

im confessing to having a thing for gloves i guess??? specifically black cloth gloves (im not a fan of leather, feels Weird) so. ye. 

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be?

All (in the end id probably be getting hugged tho haha im v awkward at hugging vs being hugged)

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

CARBINKS!!! anything that i deem cute is my favourite (ex. r/owlets, m/imikyus, bonus since theyre a dark/fairy >:3c!!, pum/pkaboo, etc) 

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like?

donald trump would be dead and obama can stay president for another 4 years until the world gains potential candidates that arent shitty

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

I Dont Think I Want To Talk About It. ill just link the post. (btw thats my dream journal blog, i should use it more)

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?

i have multiple so hmm.....maybe the fact they put up with my gay bullshit

😘 talk about your crush or partner

gay. moving on.

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back?

ya betch

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

-hair

-singing

-cuteness factor

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it?

HMM im mainly scared of losing my friends and thatll take more than just mental training to move on, but uhh i DO have a mild fear of getting assaulted..........idk how to fix that bc its actually really bad paired up w paranoia

🎁 what never fails to make you happy?

kuro kiryu. he can also easily make me cRY WHEN HES A FUCKING RANKING CARD.

💙 what annoys you about some people?

when they do stuff theyre not asked to do and complain like “oh my GOd [persons name] why cant you do this??? im so tired, i just wanna rest, but i HAVE to do this!!” like shut up no one asked you to do it, if youre so tired to rest first and then do it.

another irritating thing is people who use the term “special snowflake” unironically especially on kids who make edgy/mary sue ocs like shut up ugly let them grow up and regret their choices by themselves, dont teach them its okay to make fun of younger people for their edgy ocs

😤 do you get angry easily?

irritated??? ya, angry??? no

youd have to do some fucked shit to get me angry, but i do get irritated fast

🐇 what do you always daydream about?

I DONT THINK I CAN TALK ABOUT THEM HERE,,,

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?

-education system

-change how the U.S. ignores the struggles of third world countries unless it profits them/benefits them

-solar energy  

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?

“GKL JGAE THE ODDBALLS”

kiss - wataru

befriend - rei

marry - natsume

kill - shu

✈️ what is your dream city and why?

SAN DIEGO!!! its got such a nice vibe, its never too hot there, NATURE!!! I LOVE THE SCENERY THERE EVEN IN THE CITY THERES TREES AND ITS SO NICE!! its just got such a nice vibe to it i havent felt anywhere else and its SO NICE!!

☕️ talk about your ideal day

ideal day, i get to be home alone, play both of AKATSUKI’s albums while talking and playing games with friends without worry ill be too loud to anyone else, i get good food, and i have a nice dream that i remember vividly

alternatively, visiting a bunch of greenhouses/nature filled areas would be Great

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?

uhh im gonna go with ambivert/introvert leaning

💧 when was the last time you cried?

crying as in “i feel like Death”, literally a few hours ago because i remember the daikagura kuro.....

as in actually breaking down, yesterday was really bad grhgra

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

1. love letter of the brilliance of cherry blossoms

2. temptation magic

3. ryusei hanabi

4. hinakura to neji ama 

5. the living ghost is alive

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

HMMM this is actually hard for me to pick bc ive had multiple kins where i had powers fuc UHHH

its really hard for me to pick just one, so i guess ill just list off top 5 and why

1. teleportation - i could teleport to my friends cities, also i could prob trick people into thinking im running when im just teleporting inch by inch/foot by foot >:3c

2. deceiving ability like kano - ,,,it seems pretty neat

3. the ability to cheer people up - ,,, it seems pre

4. shapeshifting/transformation - theres absolutely no consequences to being able to make myself taller.........

5. weapon/item creation - i could just make headphones instead of buying them AND i can ensure theyll last

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?

dont worry about how youre being treated now, itll get better

💚 who are you jealous of and why?

ahh, its hard for me to be jealous uhh

in one aspect, i guess te/tora since hes so energetic and hes paired so often with ku/ro...im pretty jealous

in another aspect, j/acksep/ticeye or th/omas san/ders. id love to be able to make a difference to others like how they do, not to mention id love to be as energetic as them

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

bravery definitely. im fairly kind, i have enough brain power (OOOOO AIEOU JOO-) to get by, im fine with how cute i am >;3c, wealth is good but over bravery which im very much lacking in, id rather be brave so i could do so many things id love to do......

🙊 what are you ashamed of?

in a joking manner: my kink for intimidating characters. @ me chill

in a serious matter: probably the fact im awful at trying to cheer people up and i feel awful fornot even trying anymore

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn?

i know english, im VERY limited in thai/lao/japanese, and i know next to nothing of spanish/german/french but i did take a few notes about them bc i was bored. i wanna learn thai/lao the most so i can connect with my culture more, but japanese would be nice since a lot of stuff i enjoy is japanese and i dont wanna hastle others to translate stuff for me haha

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

KURO KIRYU I LOVE HIM

☁️ talk about your dream universe.

a universe where im energetic, not lazy, and motivated to continue on in life and make the world just a tad bit better. and i live with my friends in a nice house in san diego!!

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today?

,,, i really dont know, and thats why im disappointed in myself

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

demon. theres so many types of demons i dont have to be malicious, plus i could blend in fairly well. theres no rly big downside except ill be frowned upon by other divines

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike

someone: you hurt my boyfriend you take away his fp you pretty much fuck him over and you proceed to have gross/abusive kinks shut the fuck up ugly i hate you so much and i never even talked to you i never want to see you mention his url or name ever again youre so awful

something: school fucking sucks and i can bring up a lot of reasons for this. 1: some of the teachers hired are only hired to educate, so personality wise they could be oppressive towards their students. 2: while i do feel like having a core lesson plan is okay, FORCING kids into certain core subjects is bad and they end up not learning because they feel like they HAVE to be their best or else theyll fail, and thats awful. the grading system isnt completely awful, since it shows kids areas that need to be improved, but making it some life changing thing is just...bad...because at that point it goes from “well you need to improve in these areas, so why dont we offer you help so theyll be easier!!” to “GET BETTER AT THIS OR BE FOREVER UNEMPLOYED” and i hate it. i could rant about this.

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately

ive just been.....depressed bc of low swing my dude. a big issue would be my entire “i want to do good but i suck” thing, and yesterday i had a really bad dream as stated earlier and it made me extremely anxious for the entire day until i finally talked to my friend about it. theres also the fact i have school but theres no way i can finish it now

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

vet, now im like...im unsure... i wanna get into architech/floor planning/house designing and also be sort of like a youtube/internet idol??? if that makes sense......idk

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?

ice cream is one of the only ones i can tolerate haha- i LOVE mochi ice cream but i cant get them fresh here since theres no east asian centric stores here (only southeast/hispanic fusion stores) so rip... ia lso like cheesecake a fair bit

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

kur/o kiryu. or e/nstars in general i guess

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed?

my breathing gets a bit faster, my chest starts vaguely aching and i get nauseous

😪 what are you sick of?

THE COLD. ITS S O C O L D. PLEASE HELP.

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?

nope, not really. i do awful at horror games, im terrified of roller coasters, and the thought of jumping out of a plane makes me wanna decay

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have?

sh/u it/suki is Bad. the y/oi fandom is made up 80% of really bad fuj/oshi who later hopped onto an extremely controversial manhwa. hea/thens wasnt too bad of a song. i still like mi/necraft/happy tr/ee friends. i like rh/ythm games but dont like rh/ythm heaven. mc/a wasnt awful. ut/apri as an anime isnt too bad but definitely doesnt match up to the games quality in both art and story telling. id/olm@st/er is a tad bit over rated. ens/tars should be localized to ENG.

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person?

haha nope

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies?

draw/VERY rarely sew/read tarot, which is what im supposed to be doing anyways

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

uhhh it was either te/mptation magic or love letter of the brilliance of cherry blossoms

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

how i cant cheer people up or help people be more positive. ir aelly dont know how i can improve it my dude, but im thinking.

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

usually bunnies, but if im feelin crafty ill doodle an anime char

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?

age mostly

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you?

INTP, and idk its just there

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite!

“the battle: ra*bits” MMMMMMMMM nito. dgmw i love mits/uru and i loved how energetic he was + i liked mitsuru too but ni/to introduced me to ku/ro in my canon and he was very supporting of me/tried his best to help me

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why?

i dont really have a CELEBRITY celebrity fave but itd def be t/homas sanders internet wise

🐴 opinion on __?

“holds up kiibo”

a good boi. i trust him

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person?

ehh its actually really hard for me to become emotionally unless im deeply attached to something sooo not really

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.

ghost girl, maximum ride, and cr*zy

i dont remember any quotes from the first and last books BUT “WE’RE LIKE FREAKIN BALLERINAS AND YOU ARE LIKE A FRIDGE WITH WINGS” will always be my fave

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

listen to music, isolate myself justtt a tad bit, and try to distract myself. it helps to a certain extent, but it wont save my ass

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad?

k/uro ki

🌍 which country do you live in?

america

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words

a fucking asshole

🐵 which quotes changed you?

“you think youre ugly but youre just not your type” -some tumblr post i cant find atm

💭 do you keep a diary?

i keep a dream journal, but i stopped keeping diaries because im wayyy too paranoid someones gonna snoop

💫 who inspires you?

HMMMM chi/aki morisawa, tho/mas sanders, and j/acksepticeye

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?

ye, theres no proof that they DONT exist (although you could argue theres also no evidence that they DO exist), PLUS i have had some experiences with ghosts! also itd be fuckin....awkward if id idnt considering i wanna get into s/pirit work

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

ko/toko ut/sugi is the only way i could describe it. kinda gothic-punk??? i used to be into yum/ekawaii and fa/iry kei but i ended up falling out of them.

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

MMM ri/se of the gua/rdians was pretty good, zo/otopia was also good...the book of life was really good and i wanna watch it again now ahhh

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?

idonthaveonemymemorypastsixmonthsisgoneandmychildhoodwasfilledwithmebeinginsulted UHH one time in 6th grade i dated a dude and he gave me a teddybear/candy for valentines day and it was really nice, i felt bad since i didnt get him anything and i feel bad for not even breaking up with him to his face

🐱 what’s your dream pet like?

bunny. thats all

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be?

KURO KI

[queerloquial]

every odd number!

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?you better have, we’re kinda dating 

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?iunno, whens the last time you said something that made me go “cfghvjb fUCK yOU”?

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?not to my knowledge, but if there is they can go fuck themselves bc idfc

7. What exactly are you wearing right now?vault boy tshirt, gray sweatpants. my regular comfy sleepwear stuff

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?i wear jeans anytime i have to leave the house, but if i dont have to go out in public and hide my wookiee legs i actually prefer shorts to either of those. i also rank chef pants higher than sweats bc they breathe better

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?i am antisocial as fuck, my dude. if i could get away with living in my bedroom and talking to like three people total ever, i so would

13. What about ‘R’?i think this is in reference to ‘have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with ___’, in which case, no. i have never kissed anyone, at least outside the “small child gives/receives cheek kisses from family or other adult considered to be basically family” sense

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?yEs. i give so many shits, all of the fucks, and even a couple hecks

17. When was the last time you cried?i think like a week and a half, two weeks ago it was like 2 am and i was tired n lonely and re-read some of ur letters to me. it was a happy cry dont worry. u make me do that a lot

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?nah i like blue

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.that stupid fuckening dog did not shut up for one damn minute after i let her out at ten last night. she barked for eight hours straight and for six i had a headache, i have slept a grand total of 32 minutes and it is now 7 am. hlep

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?to my knowledge yes. unless “im going back to bed, love and kisses~” is secretly your way of breaking up with me :P

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?you do~

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?it you

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?i think i got it from fye at the mall. either there or gamestop. i dont remember

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?theyre lined up on top of my desk. the only thing hiding them is the handful of non-alcoholic glass bottles i also have collected

33. Do you want your tongue pierced?ehhhhhhhhhhhhh i kinda have a Thing with pain so i have a heavy aversion to getting anything pierced

35. Did you have a dream last night?no bc i couldnt fuckening fall asleep

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?idk my dude. the future is unpredictable

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?idk. maybe if ur still awake theres a chance but if ur not then probs not

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?i would hope so, ive been waking up before dawn every day to tell you i love u and i would hate for all that effort to have been for nothing

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?in those words exactly, not that i can remember

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?yes, but theyre all from early high school and i really ought to go in and take them out but. effort. and i dont even really use facebook anymore

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?yes. all the time

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?nah, two years ago i had a job

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?i think this was my dad? so no

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?well when youve been aromantic for over 20 years you dont expect to develop a crush on ur cuteass mutual so

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?all but two people irl think im a conservative straight cis girl

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?see number 13

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?yes

61. How’s your heart?emotionally its doing fine. physically i could probably stand to cut back on sodium a bit

63. Have you ever cried over a guy?no

65. Are your toenails painted pink?no, theyre black

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?i wouldnt know, ive never been a girl and ive never had a boyfriend. but either way that sounds kinda weird, like i mean sure, promote healthy expression of emotions, but “love it when they cry”?? that sounds kinda messed up my dude

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?a lady from my church whose dog im watching for part of this week

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?it youuuu again

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?lol no

75. Did you wake up cranky?a BIT YES. god i hate dogs

77. Are relationships ever worth it?hell yeah, but you gotta be willing and actively choose to put in the time and effort to support one another through all situations, not just the cutesy happy fun times. it can be hard work, especially if one or more involved parties are neurodivergent, but it is completely worth it to have a relationship based in genuine respect and trust and honesty

79. Currently wanting to see anyone?buddy there aint a day that goes by that i dont daydream of what itll be like when we can finally meet irl

81. Last person you cried in front of?if this is strictly about physically being near someone, and discounting headmates, then… i dont actually remember. i try my best not to cry where people can see

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?i feel like you might be at least a lil bit

85. Are you over your past?well my brain is irreparably damaged and i still cry when i remember that i have at least one person who respects my feelings and consent and i generally try to block out all memories of life before college but for the most part yeah im totally over it :)

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?well i would say no but then we did recently have that convo re: “tier 4 kinks” and tbh that was like the last big secret i was holding in so i guess yeah i do

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?i dont remember the last person i kissed, if animals dont count, so im just gonna give a blanket no

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?well i hope so

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?no

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?ye~

97. Who do you have texts from?you, family, best friend, some people from church who have needed me to petsit/house-sit/bake things

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?see #13

101. Ever kissed under fireworks?no