trannypresident

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we.re so back tho. lyfe updates. i got a gf and shes evil . this is awesome for me. (very old news now). um. i like to skip and play

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WOOOAHHHH wait what why is there 7 others . where. wha

wait am i even shadowbanned still or is tumblgr just tweaking. somene send me an ask plz

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wait am i even shadowbanned still or is tumblgr just tweaking. somene send me an ask plz

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bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon

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ppl are asking questions like, "how do i get out of this labyrinth" and "this is horribole why would anyone build this" but i think we shoudl be asking questions like "why dont the others love the labyrinth as much as i do" and "how do i make tgem love the labyrinth"

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A fetish can build character and morale

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bouncing on it in an evil and dangerous way

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easily flustered tboy dragon rider who isn’t allowed to fuck the dragons x literally the most lascivious dragon they had

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theres two messages in my inbox BUT I CANT READ THEM

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im lowkey not making content anymore but what if i did. what if i did on. reddit . for money . (i have to talk to my gf first but its 4:30 am and im going stir crazy) not bc i like reddit but bc people make money on there. and tumblr is too lame to let you do that (i will never leave tumblr mi amor tho)

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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

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They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

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computers should go in heat and when you play with the mouse clit they spark and overheat a little

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omg I just remembered that to love another person is to see the face of god

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I'm terrified of short people what if they eat me out while I'm not looking