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being trapped at the office today instead of being just a girl writing fanfic
#its criminal it rly is#anyway im around on dms or disco!!#i figured id write my entire corporate newsletter i owe today#so i can spend my week outlining djsmsm
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going back to check on my tiktok comments when someone likes them and it's so funny cuz wow I forgot i said that but i still stand by it fr
#i dont comment often#but when I do its it's the most bad down thing lowkey#not rly but#𖤐 rambles#criminal minds
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still in disbelief over this post i saw cuz how do u play 4 whole games of ace attorney maybe more and not see the problem with the concept of "decisive evidence"........
#the reason why every trial is a turnabout is bc we only get our acquittals by the skin of our teeth#with every 'decisive' evidence being a miracle if not an outright bluff#like every trial is this 🤏 close to letting a criminal go free and falsely convicting an innocent person#all bc of a lack of 'decisive evidence'#so yes aa's gung ho reliance on evidence. is not great#im just in shock how out of everything This would be an issue you'd hv with turnabout serenade#what is the most solid/most critical aspect of the entire case if not ajaa as a whole#and im just babbling tangentially now but i rly rly love how ajaa examines the function of evidence#in veras trial its abt legality of obtaining evidence; there is decisive evidence to incriminate kristoph (the yellow envelope)#but it cannot be legally obtained#and also how theres not enough evidence to discern the cause of magnifis death#like fandom has taken it at face value tht it was a suicide#but i find it very neat how theres an absence of evidence to indicate that#all we hv to go off from is valants account of events#something something how aa's court would never accept such ruling where both valant and zak could be innocent#also circling back to kristoph; he never does admit to the poisoning of the mishams#and when u compare that to 2-4 where adrian andrews didnt confess to killing juan and that made phoenix doubt his accusations towards her#its all very neat. I LOVE YOU AJAA
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naruto but it's my modern fantasy world au
#moon posts#naruto au#the “world” is called nexus b/c rly its an interconnecting set of pocket dimensions that intertwine with earth#setting is like fantasy new york and they all attend one of the elite magic schools#its actually a rival school to the college my ocs attend#one of the arcs is them being invited back to the winter ball tradition that the legacy colleges host#DISGRACED in the magical academia society b/c of orochimaru and danzo omg#during his first run hiruzen had a little bit of sway and respect but then shit hit the fan in his second run and they got blacklisted#minato was working on bringing them back into the elite magical academia scene but ofc he died#fastforwarding tsunade is the one who gets the back into the good graces again and this is when the story takes place#its my au so sasuke parents are alive ummm little bit of an estranged relationship#akatsuki is an underground activist group mostly made of criminals and often dabbling in the black market saurrrr#also as for hire mercenaries and bodyguards#the sand sibs are transfer students and temari is in a master's program#kinda using this au as a way to flesh out my magical academia program lol#oh! and everyone has an affinity to certain magic but there are Restrictions#easy way to explain: overuse of magic that you are affiliated to can cause loss of self (there are exceptions to this rule)#the exceptions are those who are basically already their affinity (elementals).#i also have my own set of gods and divinity but im including the bijuu as like....reminders of the past??? they're still around tho#oh!!!!! and Rin is alive (came back wrong)#instead of being the children of..whatever his name is they're the children of Order and Chaos (who are divorced)#Order and Chaos are some of thee oldest divine beings and are largely responsible for the creation and destruction of the universe#in canon they don't rly have children together
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Most important thing in the world to me is that IMO in order to be ant man you gotta be fucked up in the head*
#marvel#antman#ant man#dinu yells into the void#dinu yells in the void#*H@nk not included because I hate him#anyways. i miss ant man.#i miss my wives tails. i miss them a lot#Literally id have to dig for it rly bad but its sooo important to me that like. in order to be ant man you gotta be some kind of asshole#eric is well. you know. it was in the title. zayn iirc literally almost destroyed like all of civilisation in his future because he let#hubris get the best of him during his scientific studies#a lot of ppl i think think scott is like the obligatory Nice One#and i do think scott is an kind person. but like .#scott is compassionate. but hes not nice.#scott in the old comics (aka the GOOD comics#had like an INSANE temper and would regularly threaten Ultra Violence#against people#like he was literally mister ‘i will torture you with the ants if you piss me off’ to criminals he fought#IM JUST…. its rly important to me that all of the antmen are people who inherently fucked up or did shitty things in some way#or like have a lot of flaws#and yet still choose to be heroes anyways.#id need to find it but i need to find my like ramble i sent to bracken abck in like 2021 2022#about the point of antman as a mantle#and about how it’s inherently a superhero title thats about ppl taking from the predecessor and making it their own identity#instead of living up to a ‘legacy’#the original ramble was in regards to scott and eric but i think it holds true to Zayn as well#sighh. i miss ant man.#i should do a digimon ant man crossover. for meeee :3
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Other people: malus thorm is an obviously evil, undead abomination of a man, no one in their right mind should trust this "doctor" to perform surgery, he is a butcher, he stabs a man's eyes out onscreen, he's a freak he's ugly he personally owes me ten thousand gold pieces in mental damages
Me: yeah but can we date him?? at least can we have surgery for funsies??
#malus thorm#hes an awful person but he compels me and hes visually interesting so i had no hope rly#i allow myself one fictional war criminal per piece of media#as a treat#but yeah hes interesting to me but its difficult to find a piece of writing where he is not solely just a monster and an enemy for the#heroes to defeat#im cursed with 'but what if it could be that deep'#id like to see a fic that delves into him a little more so ofc thats why im (slowly) writing one#theres just enough lore for him his family and where they live etc for me to play witg and make sandcastles out of
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um heres a graph telling u what the best cm seasons are based on the avg imdb ratings ... do with it what you will
#bare in mind s14/15 had less episodes so will be more skewed but still#s12 of criminal minds is objectively the worst and honestly yeah that makes sense#it probably wouldntve if hotch stayed#but also yes s4 IS the best thats just true#it wasnt until 11x8 that an episode was rated below a 7 (with 6.6)#(followed by 2 more 6 episodes)#s12 had none rated below a 7 which is interesting as its lower overall#but s11 was a hit or a miss season which avged it out higher#the hits being entropy (9.1) derek (8) and the storm (8.1)#the 9.1 rly bumped it up#the season literally went from a 6.6 to 9.1 from ep to ep#wait i lied s12 has a 6.8 and its highest is an 8.3#get rid of the 9.1 and s11 ranks the same as s12#stats is fun#if i told the majority of the fandom s15 is objectively higher ranked than s7 on avg i think theyd cry loool
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people who cant take no for an answer on the smallest of things. why? w h y.
#a colleague had her bday and brought a birthday cake#which good for her! thats v sweet#but she gets weirdly offended if u dont take her offer#so i had a piece of cake even though i dont rly like sweets and dairy is a criminal offense to my stomach#so anyway guess who's continuing the rest of this shift feeling nauseous and tired 🥲#and i cant ask the nurse station for meds since she'll know its bc of the cake orz#burrito talks#not fandom related#ill just sleep it off ig
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sketches i did at work while on break. final sketch page of 2022 B)
#i am like criminally bad at drawing traditionally..#not rly something i would normally post but since its my final drawing of 2022..#dont look at the pen. it has my distant relatives company tel. number on it#and dont call#or do but only if you rly rly rly want to
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A few of my fave panels from Winter Soldier (2018), written by Kyle Higgins and illustrated by Rod Reis.
#the art style is really cool#no but this story will forever mark how I'll write fics with bucky in the future dude#criminal rehab means a lot to me lol#and his empathy and struggle to grow as his own (albeit still very flawed and nuanced) person is super cool#also rly appreciate how they dont shy away from depicting men crying and showing emotion#showing emotion is viewed as a positive#its depicted as a moment of catharsis that can lead to good changes#its far from perfect as far as comics go but i rly appreciate what it tried to do#like a lot a lot LOL#trying is all we can rly do right :)#james barnes#bucky barnes#winter soldier#rod reis#kyle higgins#coffee break#comics#marvel#bucky#winter soldier 2018
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2009 Turkish Grand Prix - Jenson Button(ft. Mark Webber & Sebastian Vettel)
#watching any jense podium(or actually any content of him at all) is just me going: wow i am painfully in love with this man#like that one where he's pouring the champagne into his mouth???? catie is offline. i literally rewatched it at least 20 times#sebson sebson sebson JENSON GRABS HIM TWICEEEEEEEEEE AND HES COMFORTING HIMMMMMM#why is mark so awkward in that 2nd gif....why does he automatically reach for the titty....thats his signature move...#as i said its funny bcs i expected to be more into martian for this season but tbh its very 'jenson has two hands' w sebson and butter#im always like ooooo sebmarkson podium!! but then mark and seb only talk to jenson seperately and not to each other cause theyre salty LMAO#but seriously on camera theres literally only one moment where seb and mark talk and its not here but#theyre at the press conference and it legit feels like jense is mediating btwn them#turkey is not a good place for martian LMAO(i.e 2010) this race was literally multi-21 but seb deciding not to be a war criminal#jenson button#sebastian vettel#mark webber#sebson#butter#jensonmark#can this rly be tagged martian if they literally dont interact?#martian#sebmark#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#2009 turkish gp#2009 turkish grand prix#season: 2009
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AHHHHHHHHHHH ITS HEREEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭 ITS BEEN 84 YEARS . 4.7 priorities in order truly
guys. guys im abt to enter an era i think .
#Also. calling the challenge its cruise is. what the fuck thats so cute omg jwkddjkdajkawdjkdwjkdwjkwdajkwd 😭😭 dearest#super tired from work so i dont have the energy to go like as insane as i would want to be its so sad ehdajkdwajkwdjkwjkdjkdw#but....................... listen.......................... discard meta. we will make it work. my beloved#im actually SO sad it doesnt seem the narwhal rly got any of its vocalization sfx involved in its skills 😭😭😭😭#let my beloved speak................. this is CRIMINAL#anyway i have like No idea what kinda characters would work the best w narwhal . and its not like i rly can build a deck either#so im just twiddling my thumbs waiting for the content creators on yt to like help me figure out sth KSSJKWDJKWJKWDJKDWJK#will buy the dynamic card Immediately btw#genshin#rambles#narwhalposting
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Going to toss in my two cents here real quick but I firmly believe: Batman cannot kill, and there cannot be exceptions to that rule, or else the entire ethos falls apart.
Like trust me, Bruce Wayne has personally contemplated killing people multiple times, and has come very close to it before. It is not that he doesn't ever want to kill, but he knows that the Batman cannot kill. Because if he does, then the hope of Gotham is lost, nevermind elsewhere at large. People will have no reason to believe in their heroes, when their heroes decide to play judge, jury, and executioner. Even if we (and diegetically, many characters) know that certain criminals/villains will never change their ways and only want to cause more harm, Batman especially cannot go that far.
Other heroes (most notably Wonder Woman) do fight for more "pragmatic" reasons, and thus will take a life when they deem necessary. But Batman is not one of them. What he's fighting for is not just harm reduction, it's to show people that goodness and justice can prevail. And you might not agree with that ideology, but that's still something important to exemplify -- both in-universe and out.
If he kills, then even ordinary people will have no reason to trust him. Batman goes from a symbol of hope to a yet another symbol of fear for the people of Gotham.
And no, the Joker of all people is not an exception -- he is in fact a major point/reason for the rule. Could maybe other people kill the Joker? Yeah, sure. Narratively boring in most cases, but it would take out the trash. However, of anyone in that universe, it absolutely cannot be Batman. Because that is exactly what the Joker wants: chaos! That's why him being taken out by other people isn't as interesting, because to him his own death is largely meaningless. What the Joker wants is to prove that anyone can be pushed to that edge, including someone as righteous as Batman. If Batman kills him, then the Joker has successfully destroyed the hope of Gotham. He wins. And that's not something Batman can ever take back or recover -- it's game over.
As for Jason: keep in mind that Jason has had chances to kill the Joker himself. But he hasn't, because he wants Bruce -- Batman -- to do it. It presents an interesting quandary, because with this, Jason isn't thinking about the big philosophical picture that Bruce is. (If you want a generous take on him, he is more "pragmatic" about harm reduction. Killing the Joker would save lives, and he wants Bruce to see that. A more realistic take is that it is selfish desire for vengeance as the main driving factor. I won't get into his characterization it now because it's a mess that deserves 10 posts on its own.) At the end of the day, what he really wants for his father to choose him, over his own ideals. And he's not even entirely wrong in wanting that. Fundamentally, that's what makes the conflict between them so interesting. Bruce cannot put his children or loved ones first; he is a hero first, and everything else second. That's the tragedy in being a hero. That bears it's own meta, imo.
In short, Batman's no-kill rule has persisted in comics for decades for a good reason.
I'm actually curious now to find out what the common consensus is so
#batman#bruce wayne#poll#dcu#comics#bruce has in fact mentioned that he lowkey wishes he could just murk people sometimes!#there are pre- and post-DITF issues of Batman and Detective Comics where it comes up!#like its not about what it would do to bruce or his psyche or whatever.#... even though it would fuck him up psychologically and that's a whole can of worms -- but moreover:#its about why he became batman in the first place and why he continues to BE batman#criminals SHOULD fear him but to innocent people? he is their Dark Knight.#it doesn't work if innocent people are afraid of him -- which they may be if he starts killing people#and yes! even if its just 'one rly bad person just this one time i swear'#why would you as a random citizen have any reason to believe that's true? think about what that justification really sounds like.#like NEVERMIND the social implications of all this....#and i brought up jason because ppl in the notes are bringing up jason and hooooooo boy.#anyway i have more complicated thoughts that are scattered around friends DMs but its 2am gn lol#nyerus.txt#TO ADD because i don't think i made myself clear: bruce would also not be okay if he ever did kill#even though he's contemplated it before he does also feel strong against taking a life -- but i wanted to mention#that when it comes to the joker and such he HAS admitted that he almost wishes he could bc he knows it will save ppl down the line#the toll it would have on him is immense for several reasons#(even tho i believe its mentioned somewhere that he *has* killed in self defense before when he wasn't batman yet?)#but it's complicated. you have to look at this question from the perspective of both the character and the symbolism of it.#the latter is what i was trying to get at moreso with this post
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continuing that post n i think i said this already but its crazy to see ppl try n draw a nonexistent line between "nonsexual violence" n sexual violence where one is ok to indulge in fictionally n the other is morally reprehensible. its rly crazy when they call for more or enjoy "toxic" or even abusive relationships as long as sexual violence isnt explicit in the text even when its v much implied. like sexual violence is implied whether ur saying "i want to see this character in a toxic yaoi situationship that shatters his psyche" or "i want this character to be raped" but if u say the latter publicly online u WILL b doxxed n reported to the police for alleged sex criminal tendencies. whatever.
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hi!! can i please request a spencer reid oneshot where the reader and spencer are together and reader drops by spencer's office because he forgot his socks or smth at her house and like when she walks in the bau is shocked because not only does spencer have a girlfriend but she's also a rly well known broadway performer? sorry if its a bit confusing english isnt my first language😭
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a/n: thank you so much for this request, I love it!!!!
summary: a secret gets out
pairing: spencer reid x fem! reader
warnings: none?
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“Hey Spence, what floor are you on? The lady at the desk was more focused on getting a photo than telling me where to go,” you sighed into your phone as you stepped onto the elevator. You loved your job, you loved your fans, but you were also on a time crunch, and you only had a few hours before you had to fly back to New York after your weekend off with Spencer.
“4, thank you so much for doing this,” he smiled. “You don’t know how helpful you’ve been this weekend.”
Your heart swelled as you stood in the elevator. “I only do it because I love you,” you smiled.
“I love you too, see you in a minute,” he hung up after that. 8 weeks ago, Spencer got shot in the leg. He wasn’t in a huge amount of pain anymore, but he was still on crutches and couldn’t really do much on his own because of the knee brace.
The blonde woman beside you was staring at you with big eyes. “You’re Y/n Y/l/n? Right?” She squealed when you nodded your head. “I am such a huge fan of yours! Oh my god, your Tony performance? The most incredible thing I’ve ever seen! You are so talented!” She gushed as the elevator doors opened to the 4th floor.
“Sorry this is me-”
“This is me too! Can I ask you some questions about your process? I do… amateur theatre and I’d really love some real Broadway pointers?” she smiled.
“Of course,” you chuckled. “Just, I need to give my boyfriend his bag, I’ll be right back,” you smiled and Penelope’s interest was piqued. Who on the team was dating THE Y/n Y/l/n?
You opened the door to the bullpen to find Spencer at his desk with who you knew as Derek Morgan. Spencer had told you so many stories about the team, but Derek’s name popped up the most.
“Hey Spence,” you smiled, handing him his bag. “How’s your leg?”
Derek’s jaw dropped. You’re Penelope’s favourite broadway star, here in the office, knowing Spencer? He had to go find her.
“It’s fine, better with the exercises you gave me,” he smiled and pulled you down by the back of your neck to kiss your cheek.
“Good, I just wanted to say ‘goodbye’ before I left and that I will see you next month,” you smiled and kissed him softly. “Love you.”
“I love you too,” he beamed and pushed some hair behind his ears. “Thank you for this weekend and-”
“YOU’RE DATING Y/N Y/L/N?!” Penelope shouted from across the bullpen, Derek beside her.
Spencer sighed and truthfully debated on just hiding in the bathroom, but decided it would be better to just come clean. “Yes, I am.”
“AND YOU DIDN’T THINK TO TELL ANY OF US?”
“No,” he chuckled. “It’s my private life.”
“Spencer Reid!” She shouted, walking up to the two of you. “You know I love her!”
“I also love her,” he stated matter-of-factly. “Probably more than you do.”
You chuckled at the scene in front of you, and you were soon introduced to the entire team, and Penelope decided you two would be best friends. You understood why Spencer loved them so much, they were lovely people, who, despite the teasing, were happy that Spencer was happy. Wait until they hear you two are actually engaged…
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couple years make that a couple months.remember when the biggest deal w this guy was his approach to making videos was stupid n soulless n not "mr beast is literally a war criminal"
if that article abt mr beast going out of his way to have no personality in his videos bc showing any increases the chance ppl wont like your channel is real its so funny thats exactly why hes unpopular on tumblr.bc hes got the camera personality of cardboard.which doesnt matter bc this is the dying microblogging website but it is just funny in another universe that could have been a different more relevant website n hed never have picked up traction to do any of this.n even though were not in that universe is it rly worth your entire job being a soulless torture session.idk i dont have a post conclusion just smth abt picking a job heavily based around having a noteworthy personality n playing it so safe you got a kingdom of soulless money w fans who cant even name one thing you like.in a couple years were gonna have 3 hours documentary on the downfall of mr beast n its gonna get an award for being one of the saddest stories ever
#im not joking btw#he placed one of his employees in complete actual isolation for a video in such a way its legally considered#a form of torture n a war crime hes literally a war criminal 💀#also he hired a sex offender n helped hide his identity for videos so he could stay hired w no consequences for either parties#rly i miss when i just thought he was kind of a moron what the fuck is this
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