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i was watching episode 9 of nge again and the line rei says “Why [should we be friends]? I will be your friend if I am ordered to” got me thinking
#this is so crinche#neon genesis evangelion#asurei#asuka langley soryu#rei ayanami#shinji ikari#misato katsuragi#ritsuko akagi#my art#SHOULD I EVEN CONSIDER THIS ART 😭#its a shitpost at best#the scans are so bad quality i’m sorry 😭#i tried to edit them the best i could#mini comic
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kamala khan would have the most horrendous ao3 author's notes known to man
"hey guys sorry the update is late i switched places with an avenger (ajdgrhsh literally crying) and a really cool space scientist lady and then got into a fight and some alien dudes wrecked my house and then I met Nick fury and I was literal space it was crazy and I had to help save the universe and saw said scientist lady give up her life to save all of us... anyways hope you like the new fic, branching out with an arranged marriage au for this one!!!"
#rosi shitposts#marvel#mcu#the marvels#kamala khan#carol danvers#monica rambeau#ms marvel#captain marvel#the marvels spoilers#marvel spoilers#i want to read her fics#all of them are multichapters#somewhere between 5k and 10k per chapter#tries to update AT LEAST once a month#all of it is some of the best shit you've ever read#girl is insane for that and i love her#alternatively#she has so many au ideas rattling around in her brain and so many started fics but they havent been updated for at least a year#and then turns up with this AN and you know its about to get real#ao3
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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.
I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.
#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol#but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me#like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind#you’re going to have the last laugh#you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted#and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT#<- do you get what I’m saying#that’s fucking hilarious#also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is#VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill#billford#fiddleauthor#fordsquared#fiddlestan#fiddlebill#fiddlebillford#<- is that a tag#it should be#orals worst most fucked up polycule#or love triangle#or both#shitpost
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Dad on dad violence
#gow#god of war#god of war ragnarok#thor#kratos#atreus#im not immune to any of them.... yeah. hello it is time for more thorposting. i will take no criticism#shitpost#windyart#scribble comic#not really but yeah kinda#ouhhh yeah baby its all coming together#best of
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I'd like to congratulate you on getting your CPR certification.
Now remember, when you’re going in for compressions, it should sound like somebody is standing behind you with the worlds largest Dorito and cracking it open!
Go in firm and hard and snap as many ribs as you can on the way down, that means you’re doing it right.
You save that life. Good luck.
Or... Or... Or kill them, I don’t fucking care.
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#congratulations this is misinformation and by listening to it you have actually gotten a bit dumber <3#you're welcome!#anyway. this is the first post using a new method for the filter. my second time completely redoing it lol#can anyone but me tell the difference? probably not! did i spend hours trying to figure it out? yes!#basically what i did was download an unedited audio from his patreon and compared it to the edited version (the srimp special if u care LOL#and did edits- then compared it to the edited version. over. and over. and over........ and over.......................#ANYWAY.#turns out i have been delaying too little#before i had done between .025 to .075 depending on the audio#its more around .1#i also downloaded reaper to add the bitcrush#so its about as close as i can get it without having the exact number that the filter is supposed to be delayed by#i could not for the life of me figure out why mine has less 'echo' but its close enough..#plus the audio from the streams is not the best quality and already has a slight filter on it anyway so like- theres only so much i can do#cough. so anyway i brought my laptop to work today and spent a long time figuring that out#paid to shitpost on company time~#also i have no idea if this is too loud or too quiet cause the audio levels on my laptop are weird#like anything over 10% volume is super loud#i was at 6% while editing but idk how that is going to translate over to other people uhhhhh idk let me know if its ok
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Day 8/October 8: Curses || Empty Titles || "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
ik its late and its more of a concept sketch that anything anyways but like. do you understand the vision. was he ever called a general or am i imagining things
#dont look for symbolism i havent brainrotted about season 5 in forever#not my best work its kinda shitty i def could have done better with the whole like. layout business but whatever i did this in like 2 hours#the reason general is an empty title is cause obviously she was using him to like come back to life or whatever right#so the title general means nothing to her. she doesnt care about him#yeah#hes never had a real#identity?? title?? hes been operating under 'green ninja' and then under 'general' for who knows how long#and then both titles turned out to be useless#you get it#i came up with her design on the spot i dunno its supposed to be hair in the background#kinda mimicking her weird ass tentacles#when i say shitpost morrotober i mean SHITPOST#morro ninjago#morrotober 2024#jellos scribbles#thatsall im doing
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my dumbass could NOT be a sports interviewer
#i drew this stupid fucking doodle in class and couldnt stop thinking about it so...#here you go i hope its mildly entertaining#its coloured and everything#only the best for my silly followers <3#frog arts#op81#oscar piastri#oscarposting#mctwinks#f1#mclaren#formula 1#piastri#f1 art#f1 shitpost#if this does well i MIGHT make more silly doodle comics bc i have a lot of stupid ideas lmao#if u guys like it
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I love being a part of hermitcraft fandom, not a single normal person in sight, I think sometimes am i being too weird and then i see my mutual being absolutely fucking insane on dash and think ah no im fine actually
#MEAN IT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE I LOVE ALL OF YOU#but yea sometimes i go outside into some other fandom or just you know outside and i remember that not all the people are like that#i love seeing that post about mumbo period with a comment from connor at the end like what the fuck is happening in hermitcraft fandom#some things are sure happening in hermitcraft fandom brother#i become so normal with some stuff and then I go into other parts of internet and remember that its not actually this normalised anywhere#having a unique insane experiece in here it sure made me worse#love yall#shitpost#hermitcraft
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Team Black I'm so sorry but can we stop going like "☝️🤓 erm acshually the blacks won because rhaenyra and daemons son became king L greens jumphaera nee ner nee ner" every time there's a discussion on Rhaenyra's or Aegon's deaths? Not only is it an exhausting and weird argument, but it's also simply not true.
Yes, a line carrying on is very important in ASOIAF, but at the end of the day, nobody won. As important as it is, it does not mean victory.
Rhaenyra still died thinking her son's death was next. As a mother, how could you feel victorious knowing your young child is most likely days from being killed? And that's without considering the fact that three of her children are already dead.
Aegon only made it six months after her before getting poisoned, having seen Sunfyre die, having mourned both his sons, his sister-wife and his brothers, having been burned and disabled by dragonfire.
Alicent began the war with four children (that she never asked for, mind you) and ended it with none, spending her final days in heartbreak and madness.
Aegon III was known for being extremely depressed throughout his reign. Who wouldn't be, after watching his mother be killed so violently and horribly? They say in his reign, Aegon did not even smile, and it was in his reign that dragons fell out of favour in the Targaryen dynasty.
Jaehaera was also known to be a sad, quiet child. She had watched as her twin brother's head was struck from his body. She had likely heard of her younger brother's violent and inhumane death at Bitterbridge. She hadn't been there when her mother could take it no more and jumped to her death. Her father was poisoned just when they thought he had won. She was then married off at 8 to the son of the man who had ordered the death of Jaehaerys, the son of the woman who had a massive hand in the death of Maelor, and by extension, her mother. Her grandmother, her last living relative, then tried to get her to kill her husband, after which she was placed under house (room?) arrest and she likely never saw her again. Even if she wasn't overwhelmed with grief and pain (which she definitely would be), she wasn't even queen for long enough to make much of a difference.
Rhaenyra and Daemon are dead. Aegon, Helaena, Aemond and Daeron are dead. Alicent is insane. Otto is dead. Jace, Luke and Joffrey are dead. Jaehaerys and Maelor are dead. Rhaenys is dead. Criston Cole is dead. Aegon III is scarred for life. Jaehaera is also scarred for life. Viserys II is nowhere to be found. Pretty much all of the dragons are dead.
The point I'm making is, nobody wins. All of them either died in fear and horror and fire and blood or survived in horrific mental and/or physical pain for the rest of their lives.
"There are no winners. Only survivors." - Haymitch Abernathy
#please i beg stop this conversation#its okay to not have winners#its okay to not be the best#also its okay for team black to say 'jumplaena' 'jaeheadless' and 'jumphaera' but when i say 'luncherys' in retaliation im the bad person o#shitpost#anyways bye#*blows this whole place up*#pro team green#team green#team black#house targaryen#house of the dragon#hotd#rhaenyra targaryen#daemon can catch these mfing hands#aegon ii targaryen#alicent hightower#helaena targaryen#aemond targaryen#daeron targaryen#aegon iii targaryen#jaehaera targaryen#jaehaerys targaryen#maelor targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#lucerys velaryon#joffrey velaryon#otto hightower#rhaenys targaryen#viserys ii targaryen
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Dingo and the Baby
Pikmin 4 speedrunners intentionally losing at every Dandori and Night minigame just to let Dingo do it for them (He doesn't know)
#i hc them as best friends#fam guy reference in caption#pic itself is reffed from that one kh3 scene#this is still a doodle to me bc of messy lineart#but hey its colored#shitpost#doodle#pikmin#pikmin 4#dingo pikmin#pikmin 4 mc#pom pikmin#what the fandom calls them
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I need to find more people who wanna fuck the 2003 Captain Hook and not the Once Upon a Time one, or I will start eating fiberglass.
#personal#captain hook#please im so desperate#i have read every hook x reader fic there is for him#jason isaacs#is a mensch#peter pan#peter pan 2003#captain hook x reader#and im too lazy to put the content out into the world#best i can do is shitposts#lol#i wanna share two cigars at once with him#its Freudian
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i do a light chuckle once i remember hofmann and semmelweis are friends but then i remember semmelweis and marcus' suitcase interaction where they talk about her and i am once again inconsolable about this old woman's death
#reverse 1999#semmelweis#greta hofmann#certified storm moments#i miss hofmann so bad i know ill start sobbing when someone brings her up again in chapter 7#r1999 shitpost#i still think their canon ages are bullshit and theyre both older than canon in my head but yeah semmelweis is half hofmann's age (19 to 38#bluepoch i prommy you won't start profusely bleeding income if you make a character older than their mid twenties. i promise you that#nothing more but hofweis rambling after this you have been warned#anyways you mightve seen me here or there mention that i ship these two and. yes the age gap is a central theme to how i percieve them#semmelweis lived the dream (see how i say this in past tense) she bagged that old woman </3#the inherent angst of your partner being so much younger than you and close to death thanks to a terminal illness yet in the end#its actually you that dies first. and she ends up finding a cure to illness and ending up immortal. something something 'i will never see#how old age looks on you. you are breaking my heart.' and how it applies to both of their perspective towards the other#one went to vienna to (unknowingly) die and the other went there to live#koshka-sova said it best its a pair that dances round life and death. and can't forget about the inherent workplace yuri#also its funny thinking of marcus unwittingly finding out through either her arcane skill or some other method her mentor's coworker-friend#got it on with her. like i think the two start bonding because of hofmann but then one day marcus approaches her with haunted eyes and#shakily goes 'd...did you. did you and madam hofmann..? my arcane skill said. that you and. did you two......?'
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time wisely spent
#transformers#g1#megatron#laserbeak#art#crack#this is the best thing i've ever done#and its a shitpost. amen
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see tsuburaba, her design perfectly conveys her personality and role in the story but you're too uncultured to get it
(aka i think manga having a crush on kenranzaki is a delightful little piece of canon information. thanks ultra analysis)
#just calling people hot is for losers manga's on a different level#bnha#class 1b#kosei tsuburaba#manga fukidashi#bibimi kenranzaki#bibimanga#(?) i guess#tikto's art#tikto's shitposts#not the best drawing of mine quality wise frankly indistinguishable from stuff i drew in like 2022#but its funny so im proud of it#i love the low quality tsub also i love drawing him that way
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Credit to @dellonthebell for this absolute banger of an idea.
Screenshot of idea below cut.
#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#lautski#michie#flemtity#grace x ruth#whatever their ship name is#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#richie lipschitz#max jagerman#grace chasity#ruth fleming#i am forcing you to see my shitpost because it is glorious#this is my best drawing yet#im not tagging homeless guy ted though#its not about him
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plis spread this meme template i made like butter
#artists on tumblr#my art#art#artwork#digital art#sillyposting#shitpost#so silly#drawing#illustration#doodlysketch#doodle#doodlings#doodlies#my sister is screaming and its 11:14 PM help#memes#funny memes#meme#best memes#tumblr memes#humor#haha#funny#joke#silly#silly goober#:3#:33333#:3 heehee#:3 hehe
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