#its a fucking pickle ad

[vdragon-creations]

This is some cursed TMNT shit right here...

One of my friends on discord shared this with me, and now you all must suffer too!

[butterfilledpockets]

When ronin meets the other turtles in the comic he will have a desire to protect all of them

obvisouly not going to give away how the first interaction goes-

but going by the "he asked for no pickles" dynamic for future reference,

ronin muttered that he didn't want pickles and the other three fought to get to the front desk and say the line-

oh wait look its visualised

POV you an employee at the Keya Mcdonalds

they all wanna be the one in the meme

[dethkrypt]

⟡ s3e8 × rehabklok - dethklok's rescue . 1 2 3 4

" i am back , motherfucker ! "

[featherymainffins]

Wooow man I love it when I have to deal with The Pain and with euthanising our dog and also with my doctor thinking that I'm making The Pain up after doing like...2 tests.

[toytulini]

jalapeño eggggggggggg

[kcrossvine-art]

Hiiii friendssss! What the FUCK is up. What the fuck is up. What the Fuck is up. On todays cute little cookin excursion we are going to be deep frying things and using a wok. If you dont feel comfortable deep frying, and dont have a wok, im sure theres other ways to do it silly :DDD

I believe in you.

From LotR online we're gonna be making Fried Beetroot Sticks!! 

(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes into Fried Beetroot Sticks?” YOU MIGHT ASKSlices of sweet little beated root dipped into a batter with, watch out, special flavors too.

2 Beetroots

Corn flour

Salt 

Red Chilli Powder

Garlic Paste

Baking Soda

Water

Peanut oil

And we'll also be making some horseradish sour cream dip to go along with it;

Sour cream

Prepared horseradish

1 Green onion 

Few splashes of lemon juice

Salt to taste

Ground pepper to taste

"Cooked, tender beetroot sticks are dredged in a light batter and fried to give a crispy exterior and a soft, sweet interior. Served with a bracing horseradish sour cream, this snack is both filling and delicious."- LotRO Tooltip

AND, “what does Fried Beetroot Sticks taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASKThis is like homemade fair-food and it sounds like a contradiction but its not

But maybe its just because its fried food? American brained, sorry.

Retains the inherit sweetness to beetroot

And similar to pickled beetroot the sweetness contrasts the spicey of the batter

(which i encourage you to amp up if youd like more spice)

The horseradish sourcream dip is to die for

Measure with your heart for that one, and save some green onion to top it with when you serve

This would pair very well with a lime italian soda or with shaved ice cones

Im always very anxious about deep-frying things, or working with oils at high temperatures, but i didnt run into any complications with this dish. Just make sure to keep best practices and safety precaution in mind, especially with a wok as it can tilt!

. If you dont have corn flour, you can substitute all-purpose flour . If you dont have peanut oil, look up oils with the same smokepoint to decide what else to use

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The recipe stuck out to me, as i was assembling a list of foodstuffs from tolkiens work, for being such a "regular" named food. Also its worth 19 silver 69 copper in the LotR MMO and im immature.

I think the dip has the most room for improvement and tinkering. I've never made horseradish sourcream before, so more practiced tastebuds could perfect a simple thing like this. In the future id also like to try adding red pepper flakes along with the the powder and garlic paste, to give more visual variety and spice. I think cumin in the batter would be a nice midtone flavor too.

I give this recipe a solid 8/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) for its relative simplicity and modularity with things you could add.

🐁 ORIGINAL RESIPPY TEXT BELOW 🐁

Beetroot Sticks Ingredients:

2 Beetroots

130 grams corn flour

1 tbsp salt 

1 tsp Red Chilli Powder

1 tsp Garlic Paste

1/4 tsp Baking Soda

178 grams Water

432 grams peanut oil

Horseradish Sour Cream Ingredients:

225 grams Sour cream

200 grams Prepared horseradish

1 whole green onion (green and white parts VERY finely chopped)

1 tspn lemon juice

Salt to taste

ground pepper to taste

Beetroot Method:

Peel all beetroots and cut them length-wise into  rectangles.

Combine flour, salt, chilli powder, garlic paste, baking soda, and water in a bowl.

Mix well into a smooth batter.

Heat peanut oil to medium in a wok and dip beet roots into batter. Deep fry until golden brown in color.

Stack beetroots on paper-towel lined plates to cool and dry as you go.

Serve with horseradish sour cream!

Dip Method:

Mix all ingredients

Cover and let stand at room temperature for 1 hour for the flavors to blend.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 14 - Piece

@rosekillermicrofic September 14, word count 612

Previous part First Jegulus part

Barty caught the bus into the city centre the following morning in search of Regulus’s favourite bookshop to make his apology gift. He was lucky the girl behind the counter knew Regulus so well and helped him pick out a selection of books that Regulus would enjoy. 

Dorcas carefully wrapped them up for him. She placed them in a squat box, somehow balancing them all at an angle without them falling out. She added a few bookmarks and a few twirly ribbon thingys, before wrapping the whole thing in clear plastic and tying the top with more ribbon. 

“Here you go,” She smiled, handing over her creation after Barty had paid.

“Thanks,” Barty said, he knew he’d never have been able to get such a good selection of books without her help. 

“Good luck,” She called after him as the little bell above the door tinkled as he left the shop. 

“Thanks,” He said again. For some reason, Dorcas had made him want to spill his guts and he’d told her everything. She hadn’t judged and could see both sides. She’d helped him to see where Regulus was coming from and how, hopefully, Sirius being back in his life was a good thing. 

“He’s not replacing you, he’s just adding to his pool of people who care about him,” Dorcas said wisely, patting his arm before she charged him a small fortune for her services. But it was worth it. Regulus was worth it. 

He decided to get a burger for the bus ride back. He got his usual order from the fast-food place and was surprised when his bus pulled up before he could even eat one of his fries. 

The bus pulled away from the bus stop, and he managed to snag a free window seat. He carefully deposited Regulus’s bouquet on the seat next to him and finally stuffed a handful of the salty chips into his mouth. 

He’d just unwrapped his burger when something made him look up. There, walking down the footpath was Walburga Black. Rage engulfed him. They were sitting at the lights, but they’d get through them when they next changed to green. If he timed it right he’d get away before she could demand the bus stop, and she dragged him from it. 

He kept an eye on her swooping form and the red light ahead. 

“Come on, come on,” He growled under his breath, readying himself to leap into action. The light went green, and Walburga was right there. The bus lurched forward and Barty made his move. 

In one swift movement, he stood up and opened the narrow window. He pushed his hand through it and when Walburga Black was less than a metre ahead of him he threw his burger with as much force as he could. It flew through the air and hit its target. “Fuck you burger face!” He cackled loudly as the bus drove away from the woman standing in the middle of the street with sauce splattered all over her face and a piece of gherkin on her collar like a weird pickled broach. 

Barty sat back down and let his head tilt back, a shit-eating grin spread across his face. That could be another gift for Regulus. 

He heard sniggering behind him and a tinny version of his voice shouting, “Fuck you burger face,” He turned to the teens snorting at the video as they placed it again. “Please tell me you got all of that?” The boy with the phone nodded. “Can you send it to me?” Barty asked, holding up his phone eagerly. Evan would never believe him and this way he had proof.  

Next part

[ciderjacks]

Made a grilled cheese in silence and it was so perfect. Cheese had melted perfectly, i got a very nice cheese pull. it was so nicely melted it was velvety. The bread was just crispy enough without being burnt. A nice deep brown crust. I had put some dijon mustard on it and it was delicious. So simple yet so effective. I had a beer with it and they paired so well, so fruitfully. The chemistry my beer and my sandwich had was incredible. Delicious beer. Bitter but with a chocolaty, rich taste. I also had some pickles with the sandwich, they added a nice acidic tang to break thru the richness of cheese and beer. And thr thing is i cooked it in silence, my phone was in the other room charging. Maybe I could’ve been watching you tube or checking tumblr, but then I would have been too distracted to put so much care into my grilled cheese. Sometimes its really just better to do things silently, we don’t need constant noise. God that was a good grilled cheese. I wish I coukd go back in time just to say that grilled cheese again. Fuck

[boilingpotfrog]

So I just go to finally watch this and I know I'm kinda late to this situation but I do have my own thoughts on this crossover.

To be honest it's 50/50 for me. Not the best but also not the worst, I do feel like it was kinds rush and semi with holes. I don't know if it's a big issue or not but I kinda don't like how it left in a cliffhanger, like in this case it feels like this was going to be a one time thing and just add to the collection of kengan and baki content. I don't think a one hour special crossover is enough for all the characters to be there. also why so many characters? Like I'm happy that they add some of my favorite but just listen to the list:

Baki Hamma

Tokita Ouma

Akiyans Kaede

Akoya Seishuu

Biscuit Oliva

Adam Dudley

Gaia

Gensai Kuroki

Muteba Gizenga

Hanafusa Hamjime

Hanayama Kaoru

Jack Hammer

Yuujirou Hamma

Sen Hatsumi

Cosmo Imai

Kaiou Jyaku

Kaiou Kaku

Kaiou Retsu

Kanou Agito

Katahara Metsudou

Katahara Sayaka

Katou kiyosumi

Kura Raian

Orochi Doppo

Orochi Katsumi

Pickles

Reinhard Julius

Sekibayashi Jun

Shiba Chiharu

Shibukawa Gouki

Shinogi Kureha

Tokugawa Mitsunari

Tyson Jerry

Yamashita Kazuo

Yoroizuka Saw Paing

Yoshizawa Kokomi

Also the death row convicts I ain't writing more names

And you think that they would all get a reasonable amount of screen time, right? No Olivia gets only like two or three voices lines before getting knocked out by shibukawa and even him has small amount of voice lines.

I fell like they try to hype it up by adding multiple characters but just expecting to be happy that their favorite characters is just there like kaiou Jyaku was just there basically saying the same darn line "I wanna teach them" what's the fucking point of him being there if he ain't going to do anything else? That's the main problem I have with it. Too many characters but just sitting there like a cardboard cutout and don't get me wrong, I loved that some of my favorites were there but they were just sitting there also I don't know if it's just me or what but where the fuck was Pickle? Like his name of in the introduction and they brought him up one time but that was it, did I somehow skip him somewhere or what?

Was I fucking high during this moment? Can I get the time this happened?

I feel like it should be more like a crossover series, with one or two seasons, with it being at its own pace. It would give more time for other characters to shine and interact while getting more screen time and less leaving things on cliffhangers. Each episode would be Baki and Ouma training for the big day and the same with the other four for their fights against each other with one of the episode is about being able to go into more detail about the fight that Doppo and Saw Paing dad had, maybe even showing all of it. It would give put more time for it to world build better and not feel like a rush project.

[titaliya]

Arshi Fiesta 2024 Theme : Colours/Stages of Love!

Sharing a one shot that I wrote sometime ago. I've added a few tweaks to include the word prompt reverie @arshifiesta

Click on the link to read it on wattpad

Scarlet Hues

Arnav held her, as she leaned into his chest, feeling his heartbeat, their heartbeats beat as one. He was in awe of her beauty- her hair, her eyes, her smile. She looked more beautiful now with a scarlet hue from the gulaal and with his senses being enhanced by the bhaang.

He never wanted this moment to end - them together by the pool, in each other's embrace. It felt like a dream, a daydream no less. In this moment, there was only love in his heart, no anger, no hatred, no thoughts of her betrayal. In this moment, she was just Khushi and he was the Arnav she fell in love with. It was perfect. So, he simply held her to himself.

As he took all of her in, her fingers entwined with his, the weight of her on his chest, her deep breathing, he realised she'd fallen asleep.

The reverie was breaking. The fog in his head, from the all bhaang was slowly lifting as well. The moment had to come an end. He carefully carried her sleeping form, not before admiring her one more time, and lay her down on his bed. She scrunched her face, as if she was missing his closeness, but went back to sleep.

"Chhote!" Anjali's call echoed through the door.

Arnav opened the door.

"Here you go, Lemon pickles. Take them, freshen up and come down for tea with everyone." She said and left the room to Khushi and himself.

Things were becoming clearer by the second and he did as he was instructed by his sister. A question rose in his mind.

Should I wake Khushi up? She had slept by the pool the past few days. Maybe, she could have the bed for the time being.

Right then, Khushi moved in her sleep, she looked uneasy and she murmured something which sounded a lot like 'no...stay away'

Concerned, Arnav rushed to her side and Khushi woke up with a jolt. Before Arnav could react, Khushi had assessed her surrounding and looked relieved and her body relaxed.

"Arey waah! When did I float from the poolside to the bed?" She asked, still very much under the influence.

Arnav simply smiled and handed over the lemon pickle. He was almost sober now.

"Have this... We have to go downstairs..."

At the mention of downstairs, Khushi's expression changed. She looked worried "no...no..I don't want to go downstairs..no...no..." She kept repeating, like a scared child.

Arnav was now sure, something was wrong.

"Khushi! Khushi!" He caught her hands gently calming her down. "Look at me! What happened?" He asked patiently.

"Woh! He is downstairs..." She replied, shaking her head.

"Woh kaun?"

"Woh Ghatiya Aadmi...Here... It's safe Arnav-ji, with you.... I don't want to go downstairs... please" she was almost having a panic attack.

A splicing pain, zapped through Arnav. What was she talking about?

His hand moved in its own accord. He took her palm in his and placed it on his chest. His other hand to cradle the side of her face, his thumb softly caressing her cheek.

"Hey...shh...shh..." He whispered. "Feel that? Feel my heartbeat... Our hearts beat as one, remember? Now breathe with me...deep breaths..."

He seemed to have assuaged her fear.

"We aren't going down, okay?" He assured. She nodded, taking comfort in his touch.

"Good..." He sighed internally, seeing her regain her composure. But, his relief was short lived, as his mind began to race in a thousand different directions.

What was I missing? Who was Khushi scared of? What the fuck is happening?

He looked down at her and she looked like she was studying is features and as if she'd read his mind, she began to speak.

"Woh.... He is taking advantage of my silence... After I found his truth, I broke my engagement with him....Told him to stay away from my family and I...he wouldn't...instead he misbehaved" She mumbled.

Arnav could barely make out from her words, that she was talking something about her ex-fiance.

Was he here? Was he still terrorizing her? Misbehaving with her? I have to find the guy... I'm going to kill him.... Aman can track him down..What was his his name?

Arnav's train of thought abruptly halted upon recalling her ex-fiance's name. A heaviness settled in the pit of his stomach.

No...It couldn't be...

"Sh..Shyam?" He articulated the name.

Khushi's facial expression was enough to confirm is doubt. Even in her intoxicated state , he could make out the fear and disgust on her face.

"Yes, him!" Khushi shut her eyes, in an attempt to will away those fateful memories.

She was visibly flinching to those memories before him.

A tumultuous anger built inside of him, seeing her fighting her demons.

What have I done? Fuck! What have I done? How could I've been so oblivious...The truth was there the whole time. I blamed her without knowing her side of the story and all the while, she was a victim. I put her through hell, when she was already traumatized. Oh no! No! I brought her under the same roof as him.

Arnav was falling deep in the spiral of regret, but, he couldn't let his emotions take over. She was very vulnerable. Her faculties had been compromised. He couldn't let re-live whatever torment that sick bastard had made her endure.

Blinking away his tears, he lightly pressed the pad of his finger to her chin, causing her to flutter her eyes open. They were bloodshot scarlet.

"Look at me, Khushi... A lot has happened today.... You should rest, okay?" He said tenderly.

But, Khushi wasn't fully listening. "I hated it..." She started her lips quivering.

"No..Khushi...You don't have to..." He pled, but it went to deaf ears.

"I hated when he touched me.... It was like..it was like acid on skin...scalding." She was going through it again. This was exactly what he didn't want happening. Her every word was like chipping pieces of his flesh.

"Please...no.. Khu..."

"First, On the day of Sangeet, by the poolside... Then, on the terrace, the day of the wedding..th..then...today..." Arnav cupped her face, finally gaining her attention. She was shivering, tears were flowing uncontrollably.

"Shhh....Khushi... Listen to me... He can't hurt you...not anymore... I'm not going to let that happen...hear me? Yes?" He soothed her, brushing away her tears.

"Yes..."she whimpered. Arnav exhaled audibly.

Without warning, Khushi threw her arms around him, almost knocking him of his balance. He stilled. He hesitated to hold her back, this time, scared, if he'll hurt her. But, Khushi was still shaking from the crying,so, he settled to run his fingers through the length of her hair.

"I never should have hid his truth..." Khushi whispered against his shoulder. Arnav knew what she was doing. He wasn't going to let her.

"Please, don't blame yourself...please..."Arnav implored, "If anything, It's my fault..I should have known, It's my fault. Mine." Tears clouded his vision.

She didn't respond, but only tightened her hold on him.

They stayed like that, till he felt Khushi's body succumb to the day's exhaustion.

He mindfully helped her to a comfortable position, pulled the comforter over her.

As he got up, Khushi clasped his hand. "Stay with me."

Arnav obliged got into the bed, beside her. She lulled back to sleep, immediately. He couldn't sleep, not with what he'd learnt today.

Tomorrow, after the effects of bhaang wore off, she was going to hate him, like she does his vile brother-in-law.

When that would happen, he didn't know what was in store for him. He didn't know if he would ever be able to right the wrongs he'd done to her in this lifetime.

He did know, there was an inferno blazing scarlet inside of him, and he was going to burn the Shyam Manohar Jha down.

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[drpeppertummy]

switchin things around & fantasizing about food i dont have

[stuffing, tummyache, tummy rubs]

"Hey Laurie, what's the status on the chicken?"

"Almost done," she said, giving the cabbage a stir as she watched the cutlets sizzle away. She took a spoonful, blew on it gently, and tasted it.

"And the cabbage is ready," she added.

"Groovy," said Sunny. "This is gonna time out perfect. Hey, does this taste right?" He handed her a forkful of potato salad. Rather than take the fork, Laurie leaned forward and let him feed it to her.

"Perfect. Good job," she said, tousling his hair. He beamed up at her. Smiling, she turned back to the stove to check the chicken, and Sunny tossed the spätzle around in the pan. At Laurie's advice, he'd added a lot of butter, and the smell was fantastic, as was the smell of everything else. To Laurie, the kitchen smelled like holidays with the family, but today it was just the two of them. Sunny had asked her about spätzle earlier in the week, having never tried it himself, and after a long, mouth-watering conversation about food, the two had decided to plan a lunch. They'd spent the morning in the kitchen, laughing and bickering and getting in each other's way, and Laurie had spent a lot of time tasting. Too much, in fact; by the time lunch was on the table, she was already full.

The two friends sat down to a beautiful homemade lunch of crispy chicken schnitzel with a fragrant mushroom gravy, accompanied by warm German potato salad, pickled red cabbage, and spätzle fried in butter. They'd made a large amount of everything--Laurie felt that the sides in particular had a habit of running out quickly--and neither of them had been shy in measuring out their own portions. Despite being full from her repeated taste testing, Laurie had been looking forward to the meal for days, and she had no intention of going light.

Sunny's stomach growled loudly, and he scooped up a big bite of spätzle. He'd been tasked with making it while Laurie prepared the chicken, albeit under her close supervision. Her reasoning was that she had a specific way she liked to make the schnitzel, but really, she just found the spätzle-making process annoying. It was easy enough, though, and Sunny had done well.

"Damn, you weren't lying," he said with his mouth full. "This shit rules."

"Try it with the gravy," she said, and he did. He gave an enthusiastic thumbs up. She smiled.

It had been a while since Laurie had enjoyed a meal like this; it was the kind of thing usually reserved for holidays or family reunions. Ignoring her already full stomach, she ate with the same starved enthusiasm as Sunny. It wasn't long, however, before she really began to feel stuffed. Additionally, her tight, high waisted pants were beginning to dig uncomfortably into her belly. Still, the schnitzel would never be as good the next day. She disregarded the growing tightness in her belly and cut off another bite.

Sunny, having hoovered up his lunch like his life depended on it, sat back in his seat and let out a loud burp. Smiling contentedly, he rested his hands on his full tummy. Laurie stifled a laugh.

"For fuck's sakes, Sunny, have a little decorum," she scolded teasingly, pointing at him with her fork.

"It's not polite to point, Lauren," he retorted. She stuck her tongue out at him and continued working on her lunch.

As she ate, Laurie idly placed a hand on her belly, which was long since stuffed and beginning to reach its limit. She was startled at how round it felt. Looking down, she saw that her upper belly was bulging conspicuously over her belt, and the point of her heart-shaped belt buckle was poking uncomfortably into the soft swell of her lower belly. She stared down at her bloated middle for a moment, surprised. Laurie wasn't skinny by any stretch of the imagination, and any evidence of overfullness was often hidden by her pleasantly plump figure. She couldn't remember the last time her tummy had looked this big.

Having relaxed for a moment, Sunny stood up to wash his plate, and Laurie looked back at her own. She didn't have much left; it would've been silly to put the few bites she had back with the leftovers. Hesitantly, she picked her fork back up and continued eating. She was very aware now of how full she was. Her stomach felt very tight, and the belt constricting her distended belly was growing increasingly uncomfortable, but she thought she would be able to finish her lunch without pushing herself into a real stomachache.

Laurie finished the last little bit of schnitzel--that was highest priority, as it wouldn't heat up as well--and moved on to the few chunks of potato salad she had left. She felt like she'd already eaten a ton of it, and the potatoes were heavy and bulky in her stomach. Finishing that was enough to put her over the edge of discomfort. Holding one hand against her now aching belly, she scooped up a forkful of spätzle. There were only a few bites left of that, and, trivial as they seemed superficially, each bite built up the pressure in her stomach just a little bit more. Her soft belly was actually beginning to feel firm and taut under her hand, at least over her tightly packed stomach.

Finally, all that was left on Laurie's plate was a bite of cabbage. Without enthusiasm, she ate it and set her fork back down. She leaned back in her chair with a heavy sigh, resting both hands on her bulging belly. Sunny, who was cleaning up, looked over his shoulder at her and froze for a moment. He was just as surprised as she'd been.

"Jeez, Laurie, are you alright?"

"Yeah," she groaned, closing her eyes. "Just give me a second."

"Hey, why don't you go lie down? I'll finish cleaning up," he said.

"No way, I've seen the way you put things away." Laurie stood up cautiously, keeping a hand on her belly. It gurgled ominously at the sudden change in position.

"Well, you can fix it later," said Sunny. "You go lay down. And lose the belt, it's gonna squeeze your guts out your nose." Laurie laughed, snorting.

"You are so fucking repulsive," she giggled, giving him a playful shove. He flashed her a toothy grin and returned to the messy counter. Resigning herself to letting Sunny wreck the organization of her fridge, she left the kitchen and sat down on the couch. While she didn't trust him to put things away the right way, they were both certainly on the same page about the belt. With a soft grunt, she took it off and set it aside, and, after a moment of hesitation, unbuttoned her tight jeans as well. The relief was instant, but she was astonished at how enormously round her belly was now that it was free of its constraints. Sighing, she leaned back against the cushion, hands on her belly.

"You're not allowed to make fun of me for eating too much anymore," Sunny teased as he entered the room.

"That was awfully quick," Laurie said skeptically.

"Well, I just shoved everything all under the table, I'm sure it'll be fine," he joked. He sat down next to her, staring in amazement at her round tummy.

"It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if you did," she said, playfully pinching his side. He jerked away with a squeak, and she laughed.

"You better watch it, Laurie," he said, threatening to poke her belly. Grinning, she grabbed his hand and held it against her stomach.

"I'm putting you to shame today," she said.

"Damn, I'll say," said Sunny, surprised at the firmness under his hand. She let go, but he remained, gently rubbing her tummy. It gurgled softly as it struggled to digest everything she'd stuffed into it.

"Does it hurt?" He looked up.

"A little," she admitted. In addition to the quantity, she'd eaten a little too fast, and there was a big bubble of air fighting against her tightly stretched stomach. Sunny, who was all too familiar with the dangers of fast eating, pressed in lightly as he rubbed, trying to coax it out. Finally, he felt a rumble bubbling up under his hand, and she burped.

"Oh, god, it tasted like mushrooms," she wailed, and the two of them broke out into laughter.

[youreaclownnow]

Since I've been asked now, about my recipes by my dear friend @spacedustpan I decided yes I'll make a post.

"Slop from the trough" is more of a category of foods than any individual recipes. There are also different levels to it.

Slop- food that's mixed together but doesn't look too gross, think pasta with chopped hot dogs and broccoli in it.

Pig Slop- slightly grosser looking than slop but not terrible. Mac n cheese with tuna and spam and green beans falls here, as do many egg dishes. Usually includes hot sauce to increase sloppiness.

Hog Slop- if it doesn't make me ask myself the question "why the hell am I even eating this?" Its not hog slop. Brown sauces are key here. It can taste good but it has to look honestly pretty bad for it to count.

***these are only slop from the trough if I use a big dish to eat it from otherwise it's just slop in a regular bowl.

Fujo Fuel is actually a meal.

It's a grilled cheese (can have meat but not required) and a pickle. Chips can be added as well but like meat, aren't necessary.

Now evil fujo fuel? It's the same meal with the addition of what I've been told, is a fucked up choice of beverage to have with such a meal.

That beverage? Mocha iced coffee with a peppermint schnapps nip. Not evil in and of itself, but I'd be lying if I said that pairing it with a grilled cheese didn't make my stomach angry everytime I do it.

Now, why's it called fujo fuel? Because it's a super fast meal to make that fills me up and doesn't cut much into time I could be doing yaoi related activities.

And lastly, we have Cocaine Lite, also known as Evil Elixir. This is a genuinely dangerous drink that is not without its risks. I cannot stress this enough. Nothing I've ever consumed ever has filled me with more fiery burning violent rage and the physical energy to match, than this drink has.

⚠️DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK AND DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU⚠️

1 can of 300mg ghost energy, citrus flavor

2 shots of jager

3 shots of vodka

About 4oz orange juice

About 1oz lime juice

Poured over ice in a big glass.

Genuinely I cannot recommend this drink. I've made it exactly once and unless I need to go fight somebody irl I'm never making it again.

[chuckle-lore]

Episode 5- February 27th, 2021- 10th Chuckle Lore 🎉

Lore(?)-

20:28 Charlie plays golf and Ted spies from afar. Every stroke Charlie goes over par, Ted breaks a finger/shoots a puppy (wether he does both of these or switches off from one to another is unclear)

36:29 Schlatt is stuck in the atomic cube. What exactly is the atomic cube? I’m not sure, all I know is that it also has atomic locks.

There used to be a fourth member that no one else remembers

37:47 Charlie mentioning money reboots Schlatt

49:32 Charlie is in the Void Dome and he can’t remember the face of his own mother

The reason I added (?) to the lore is because I’m not sure if I can consider it canon. Throughout the episode Charlie mentions that is isn’t a episode recording but instead a practice run to see what jokes they will include for the real episode and in the end Ted reveals that he was secretly recording the whole time which leaves me in a pickle. Schlatt and Charlie were playing along with all the bits/potential lore BUT that was when they thought this wasn’t an official episode, the validity of this episode’s lore is rocky at best but there is some lore that is much more definite…

With the reveal of Ted secretly recording episode five, we get more firm confirmation of Ted’s morally dubious and manipulative character.

Also Charlie making various remarks about how he was probably not going to be in the next “real recording” shows how much he did not want to be there and was most likely an attempt to leave the podcast all together. Not to go all Matpat mode over here but it seems fairly likely that Ted is making Charlie be in cs against his free will and possibly Schlatt too to an extent considering both men have discussed their distaste of Ted in previous episodes (mainly episode 2). I believed that Schlatt is under a contract and is being paid just enough to stay meanwhile Charlie is more peer pressured by Ted to keep going.

Thoughts:

Jumping back into an older episode after watching a streak of the newer episodes definitely threw me off. The editing in this at times almost felt like they were jangling keys in front of me so I can keep watching and the worst part is that it worked. There would be times that I would start to zone out and all of a sudden Ted has Hatsune Miku’s hair or a sound effect goes off and I am paying attention again.

Also this episode put in perspective how much current cs shoves in sex stuff. The whole I was just waiting for some kind of sex joke or ten minute long gag about how Schlatt wants to put his junk into something and to my surprise, there was nothing extremely explicit, I don’t even think anyone said the word fuck in the whole episode. The only explicit reference we get is when Schlatt moans after high-fiving Charlie too hard and it was the funniest part in the whole episode. This is probably a hot take from me but I think cs is becoming over saturated with sexual stuff and bits like the high-five moan would not of land half as hard if it were placed into current episodes. If anyone wants to have a discussion about this I am more than happy to talk to y’all.

Overall I think this episode was fine, it had its iconic moments but I don’t think I would actively search for it, 7/10, :)

Things I noted:

I miss the fanart in the beginning of the episodes. I want it back so bad.

Schlatt’s voice sounds higher(?) than his voice in newer episodes

Ted’s hallway kept changing colors

Older episodes were DEFINITELY caters to visual watchers

I’m so upset that I can’t tell if this episode is canon or not because there being a fourth member that was erased from existence would of been so cool for the lore.

(Original notes + favorite comment interaction? under the cut)

Funfact: I can’t draw Schlatt for the life of me

[threewinterssnow]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers. 💛💛💛

Also I saw on one of my posts you reblogged and said you think people should vote for snoke as the hottest character and I really just wanna know why very badly. No judge I desperately want to know.

Supreme Leader Snoke is by far, the hottest character in the sequel trilogy, and one of the hottest in the entire Star Wars universe. In this essay, I will explain just why Snoke is hotter than everyone and why I desire to be balls deep in his sexy, sexy ass.

When we are first introduced to Snoke in The Force Awakens (the only canon movie of the sequel trilogy, which is a subject for a different essay), he is only a hologram, and a very mysterious one at that. He shows up as MASSIVE, but is he truly that large? Or perhaps he's only 4.5 centimeters tall. We truly had no idea in that movie, nor did we know anything about him, which only added to his aura of mystery. Knowing nothing about Snoke besides that he seemed to want Kylo and Hux to get married (why were they always standing that close together?) we really knew nothing about him, and how could such a mystery not bring about the desire to plunge your cock into his bussy?

While The Last Jedi was in many, many ways an utter disappointment and not worthy to follow TFA, the one way it was a complete success was showing off Snoke's sexiness. Now we can finally see that he really is 7 feet tall, which maybe is a let down after his massive hologram, but not bad overall. And how better to showcase just how hot Snoke is than putting him in a sexy, golden robe? What else is the viewer supposed to think about than what lies under that robe? Is he wearing matching gold underwear or does he go commando? A gold thong perhaps? Maybe even a C-3PO buttplug? The possibilities are endless, and it was a bold choice to show Snoke in such a way to make the viewer desire him in such a carnal way. How many people watched that movie and imagined Snoke slowly stripping his gold robe off, letting it slide to their bedroom floor and Snoke showing off his nude magnificence?

One of the many issues in TLJ is how right after getting the viewer hot and ready to bend Snoke over the back of his throne, they killed him off. It was truly a travesty and one of the top ten Worst Decisions made in that film (or maybe top fifty - there were many poor decisions). With that, one would think that the "final" film of the Sequel Trilogy (although it is a stretch to even call these last two films part of what The Force Awakens began) would be bereft of any sexiness since they'd killed off the hottest character of all. Yet, we were treated to what might have been Snoke's sexiest appearance of all, as brief as it was. A pickled Snoke was not something anyone expected and it raised some interesting ideas. Could you fuck multiple Snokes at once? Does Snoke taste like pickle juice, and more importantly, does his cum taste like pickle juice? If only that film had dedicated more time to answering the important questions.

Since Snoke is so hot, it's only natural to spend a significant amount of time thinking about just what lies under that robe. We know so little of Snoke, and even less about his genitals. Does he have a cock? Two cocks? Perhaps even three or more cocks! Truly, the possibilities are endless. He could have barbs or a knot or a very, very tiny penis in its flaccid state that grows to be several meters long when it is erect. His dick(s) could be a tentacle(s). Who among us has not imagined Snoke with several long tentacled dicks wrapping around their bodies as they pummel his sexy butt?

We do not even need to limit ourselves to one fun penis type with Snoke. Maybe he has 12 penises, all of vary shapes. Perhaps one is a corkscrew with barbs, one could be a long prehensile dick that Snoke uses as an extra arm, or a long, extra muscular one that functions as another leg. And we could mix and match so many different fun penis types and give them all to Snoke.

As we know so little of Snoke, there is no reason to limit ourselves to his hypothetical penis(es). Maybe he's got a vagina or three. Depending on your preferences, you could imagine him with only a vagina (or multiple vaginas) or with penises and vaginas. Which of course, could bring up the forever interesting questions of 'does Snoke fuck himself? Has Snoke ever gotten himself pregnant?' The possibilities are truly endless here.

Another possibility is that Snoke has neither penis or vagina and that instead, he has a cloaca. Perhaps Snoke mates by rubbing his cloaca against his lovers and his jizz simply comes spurting out of his singular hole, probably with poor aim.

In the situation that Snoke does have a cloaca, he would likely have his testes (or perhaps only a singular teste) inside his body. Which for some people, might be peak sexiness, although I prefer to imagine external testes on Snoke, regardless of what else is going on under that robe. I just think we should all spend more time thinking about the pair of wrinkled prunes Snoke has under there. And how he likes to offer Kylo a nice warm glass of prune juice every night. And it may be that Snoke has more than two sexy prunes under there. Why not an entire cluster of prunes, just waiting for a warm mouth to juice them?

The situations you could put Snoke in are truly endless. Whatever your sexual fantasies are, it is so easy to imagine Snoke there. Tied up, covered in your fluids, ass and mouth and possibly other holes filled with multiple cocks. Or maybe you like to imagine your holes filled with Snoke's cock(s), getting filled to the brim with his prune juice, his thick knot keeping it all in place until your belly starts to inflate with the sheer force of Snoke's thick baby batter. Truly, almost any scenario works with Snoke, which is more than you can say about any other character in the sequel trilogy.

I mean, who the fuck want's to put their cock in Poe Dameron's ass?

In conclusion, Snoke is truly one of the hottest characters in Star Wars, and anyone who says otherwise is clearly in denial. There is no shame in wanting to fuck the wrinkled old man and his dangling prunes and once you sheeple wake up, you'll all realize this, just like you'll figure out that the lizard people built the Denver International Airport and are controlling us with the laser beams emanating from Blucifer's eyes.

[yveltalreal]

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HI!! I'm Maple!!! He/She/They. New pinned cause I haven't changed out the old one in FUCKING FOREVERRRRR. im 17 lol.

i used to rp the legendary pokemon yveltal but i dont anymore but you can still call me yveltal because at this point its been my online name for a while lol. before any of you guys come at me saying rping a god on rotumblr is disrespectful, i dont believe in legends at all outside of a handful, i stopped, and there are literally other blogs that are rping legends so go bother them.

i attend naranja-uva academy and im a big fan of cyclizar racing!!! please please please talk to me about cyclizar i can answer so many questions! i want to become a professor someday, studying regional phenomenon like mega evolution and z moves, as well as the connections between people and pokemon!!

my current team issss

Pickle the Meowscarada

Dash the Cyclizar

Tami the Vulgradian Absol (service pokemon)

Decibel (Deci for short) the Noivern

Bubblegum Bitch (Bibi for short) the hellspawn of a Buneary/Zangoose hybrid

I alsp have a rotom named .Zip but he lives in my phone.

sorry if im a little hyper while writing this. im giddy off the high of winning a big race!

ooc below the cut

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new tags will be added as the blog goes on and characters/things are revealed.

[anothercrisis]

it was way too long without Nikolai thoughts so come with me to this journe- /coughs/

Food.

I, for fucking sure, know that Nik hates most of his national food. Its just not that good to him. There are some good dishes that he will make in the middle in the end if he curves it. Like Oliv'ye. Its a salad made with potatoes, carrots, any type of meat (or not, I've seen it without meat), eggs, canned peas, mayonnaise and toppings (onions, pickles or cucumbers, ive heard of people adding corn but i strongly believe its a sin). Basically you boil everything, chop it up, add salt, mayo and its done! Easy and tasty.

I'm ready to swear on my mask and glasses, Price almost killed him when it happened the first time. Like imagine waking up to noise in your kitchen and your lover is gone and you hear a loud bang and “Syka! (Bitch but usually used as fuck)” from said kitchen. He was this close 🤏 to strangling Nik but was lucky to be spared. Turned out he grabbed hot pot with my brothers vegetables and spilled some boiling water on himself.

I heavily headcanon that you can- /coughs a little/ you can give Nikolai products and a recipe and it'll be done almost always perfectly.

About Price... well... beans on toast. Thats it. That's all you will be getting. Even if his life would depend on it he won't, never fucking ever, make anything. Not trusted even by Soap to cook anything. Gaz once tried his cooking and got food poisoning and a visit to the hospital. Ow.

I think you are absolutely right. Nik is definitely the one between him and Price who knows how to cook.

And I wonder if it’s because, like with languages, Nik just had to learn the skill to ensure his own survival and to enrich himself since no one else had the time or cared enough about him to teach him.

I feel like when he had free time on his hands, once life obligations like school and work were aside, that he would like to spend it doing something worthwhile, like reading or eating. And maybe it’s like a ritual of his. I’ve heard someone say before (in my own words) that they like to put energy into their cooking because it translates into energy for their body and mind. So I wonder if Nik does the same. If he intentionally takes the time to cook whenever he can to get that settling feeling of care and comfort.

And Price. At the end of the day, he is still a white man and who will only season his food with salt and pepper on most occasions. He doesn’t have the time with all of his duties to adopt a cooking ritual like Nik has, and we all know he wouldn’t be any good at it anyway.

So yeah, when Nik joins the 141 and when Price welcomes him into his little family, Nik takes to cooking for all of them whenever he can. It’s a love language as much as any other.

After a long mission where the team is barely standing, after Nik has brought them all safely back to base, after they’ve all been to medical, they will all gather around the common areas and sit together in comfortable silence while they wait for Nik to cook them something warm and comforting and hearty.

The entire team counts on Nik as much as they do Price. The two of them are the foundation the team stands on and there’s no telling what they would be without them.