#its NOT gonna be pretty

[mania-sama]

somehow i’ve hit 100 followers. while i don't post on here for followers, i still think that’s pretty cool. i do a whole lot of nothing on here but i promise i’ve got good things in the works. GOOD THINGS. and to celebrate these good things and the lovely people who tune into my nonsense, i thought i would give a sneak peek into some of the fics i’m working on:

first, an excerpt from a (haikyuu) miya twins / sakuatsu / osamu-terrorizing-sakusa one-shot, maybe two-shot:

Miya Osamu, proud restaurant owner and executive chef of Onigiri Miya, receives a text message from Sakusa Kiyoomi, professional athlete for the MSBY Jackals, on Friday at precisely two-fifteen in the morning. It reads: Hello, Osamu. I would like to take you out to dinner at a steakhouse in Umeda Ohatsutenjin tomorrow afternoon. His first and foremost instinct is to assume that he is hallucinating. He’s running on about three non-consecutive hours of sleep from the past sixty due to a rather chaotic mess created by one of his line cooks at his restaurant’s second location in Kanagawa. Precisely, that line cook decided it would be a brilliant idea to beat the shit out of the other line cook with a whisk and a shoe. Osamu knows it’s true because he’s seen picture evidence of a bent whisk wire sticking out of the line cook’s nose as well as the distinct prints and markings on his skin that could only be left by a croc. Yes, that maniac chef wears Crocs. Bright yellow Crocs that make him look like Donald Duck waddling around the kitchen. As long as they wear their company-branded t-shirt and are sanitary (which he was, up until he contaminated everything with his coworker’s blood), Osamu doesn’t care how his employees dress. Comfort, he discovered, was far more effective in improving work efficiency than uniformity did. That’s why the shirt is available in three different cloth materials, colored black or white, and either short-sleeve, long-sleeve, or sleeveless. He prioritizes his staff. He makes sure they have everything they need for success, and he keeps up an open and relatively friendly attitude should they need help, voice concerns, or have suggestions to improve the restaurant. Obviously, the best way for his subordinates to repay his kindness is to drag him through Hell and back. Santa Claus is certainly giving them coal for Christmas. Oh, and not to mention that his kitchen in Osaka is completely waterboarded thanks to a flash flood, so he hasn’t even had time to go up to Kanagawa to settle the issue himself. It’s all been quite the pain in the ass and incredibly migraine-inducing. He can’t blame himself for thinking that this sudden text message from someone like Sakusa at two in the goddamn morning was a product of his sleep deprivation-induced insanity. Osamu rereads the text message, squinting, before opening the chat log and reading it once more. It’s real, all right. No matter how many times he blinks or rubs his eyes raw, the message stays exactly where it is. His second instinct upon confirming that his brother’s boyfriend of four years is texting him in the middle of the night to ask him out to dinner is to say yes. Not to any old run-down bar, but a proper sit-down restaurant that is way out of Osamu’s brutally constricted budget. It sounds like a gift made from Heaven, the eye in the hurricane that is his life. Holy shit. Sakusa Kiyoomi is asking him out on a date. Why the fuck is Sakusa asking him out on a date? His third instinct is to burn all of Sakusa’s prized possessions and then throw the motherfucker into the deepest, most dangerous river he can find with heavy weights strapped to his arms and legs. But then he reconsiders: He and Sakusa rarely speak to each other one-on-one, and of all the interactions they’ve had in both group and private settings, Sakusa has shown no interest in Osamu beyond that of being the brother of his significant other. It doesn’t seem likely that Sakusa would suddenly want to fuck him now. Besides, it would be much smarter to contact Osamu in person so there isn’t a trackable evidence trail. Osamu doesn’t peg Sakusa to be stupid, but he is willingly dating Atsumu. A few screws have to be loose.

secondly, the title and roles of certain characters in another (haikyuu) sakuatsu fic, this time sakusa-centric:

title: wild winds / death to the candle

sakusa: the immortal; a man who only appears when a ship is going to sink

atsumu: the volleyball player who keeps surviving these sinking ships, over and over and over again

osamu: the chef who is waiting for his brother to come home

bokuto, hinata: the volleyball players who appear at least once alongside atsumu and the sinking ships

third and finally, description of a few select items and scenery from a (voltron) klance post-canon story, lance-centric, whose title tentatively comes from bo burnham's Goodbye:

A blue paladin gear set, the chest plate of which has been shattered upon impact with a bullet. It's been stuffed in the back of a closet, hidden behind curtains of clothes and boxes with dust layering on top of them.

The ruins of a bombed city through the lens of a sniper's scope. Everything is narrowed to a point in which the scope assists. It scans the quiet, abandoned streets. A tattered, torn flag ruffles in the wind just above the scope's sights. Smoke billows from a smoldering, wrecked house. The only thing that can be heard within the sniper's immediate radius is their own breathing and the shifting of their hands on the gun.

Music in a foreign language drifting down an equally unfamiliar street. Unrecognizable faces in clothing an outsider tried to disguise themselves in as they track the only thing familiar to them.

A phone snapped in two, thrown into an unmarked dumpster that the phone's owner has no association with.

A hard-to-reach man in the depths of space is contacted by a friend. This friend tells him that a family is asking around for the disappearance of their son.

A large sum of money, in cash, passes through hands and more hands until it reaches a vault. It secures information, passage, and obscurity, even in the unpredictable tides of war.

as you can tell, the last two are quite serious. the first fic... not so much! definitely more lighthearted haha. anyway that's your sweet treat. feast up

[hezuart]

Seeing how Mono can open cans and stuff with his powers, do you think he would be able to get the chain on Seven’s leg off? (Channel Change AU)

Yeah I'd say it's possible. He might hurt Seven in the process. Might have to break his leg to get it off.

[betweenblackberrybranches]

So... hmm... silly question... In the automaton au is it possible to be both a witch and a wizard at the same time?

Well witches and wizards are essentially the same thing... just with very different outlooks on the world. Where witches (im talking of a collective here but actually they are all different and there is no restriction on how to be a witch) draw their energy flow from the nature and the old ones in a perpetual cicle of giving and taking, the wizards take what they need for they magic by force. So yea there are ways in witch someone could be a witch and a wizard at the same time the chances are extremely small because old ones know when someone is a wizard and they will never begin a friedly relationship with a wizard. Not in the way that is needed to become a witch.

Now a witch could try to become a wizard as an undercover spy, okay then they are technically a witch and a wizard at the same time because they do both witch offerings and rituals and what would still recive enhancements to stay undercover. Though that particular witch would be treading a really thin line, because i can not imagine the old ones being understanding of this situation for a longer period of time unless there is a big amount of trust involved.

Which brings us to an interesting concept. Lost witches.

Witches that have been abandones by all old ones they had relationships with. (Some of the first wizards were lost witches) those witches did something to offend the old ones or break their trust. Some of those witches turn to less savoury old ones or become wizards to regain their powers though lost witches who became wizards are looked down upon almost as much as a regular witch in the cities.

But yea being a wizard or a witch is about more than the enhancements or the way you conduct your magic, its about the outlook on the world and how you wish to exist in it so it would be hard to be both a witch and a wizard. Kinda would be like being a communist and a capitalist at the same time it just doesnt really work

[crystalizedcryolite]

What if I write only happy chapters then hit you guys with an angsty pile of bricks as a surprise

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[tertiaryunit]

The funniest thing about the JC excerpt is that a while ago you posted that he'd send Lawrence the "I know what you are" dog and I am LIVING for the idea of JC being able to pick up on Lawrence's queerness by virtue of "he just like me frfr" but the actual gossip going over his head. Crying (laughing, positive)

ASASADSFSI I think at first Lawrence would get worried JC knows he's a Psychic and that the meme references that instead of him being Queer

Tbf Lawrence is so openly Queer that JC picks on it without the gossip alone (Sam probably told all UNATCO how he raised his kid in a "hate-free environment that accepts him for who he is"). This man's closet is made of glass

(Obligatory and very relevant faceclaim gif)

I think JC and Lawrence would work really well as a couple (after our Denton boi gets past Larry's pompous self-importance) like

Discussing interests (JC is into horror flicks, Lawrence IS the horror flick villain / Lawrence's love for K/DA music, etc.)

Not an unequal pairing

Bonding over their clone blues (although in JC's case it's a bit different, the game implies he had parents. Lawrence's fully lab-made)

Actually being supportive of each other instead of separating you from all the people that care about you (*coughs* Wally)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

they licensed his ass

my finished piece of the FWMS (official name definitely 100%) thing we started a few days ago! I had fun I hope folks had and/or continue to have fun with the sketch as well.

[ribbittrobbit]

[collophora]

Do yourself a favor and go read the entire fanfic work of @fanfoolishness

(In order: Under sun and shade, Blind Side, and Breathless (patching up is one of my fav too, I just had no cool sketch idea for it)

[aphel1on]

AURGH auwarghh the autistic parental trauma... the epi was wacky hijinks then dropped this on us out of nowhere... (sobs) laios... laiiiiooooos

[starscream-is-my-wife]

This is part 1 of a continuation for my other post where LL Megatron gets trapped in the G1 universe, I was thinking about how someone would go insane in this cartoon world and thought "what if Megatron had someone else to accompany him" so, I gave Starscream an existential crisis

Edit: pt 2 here

[heartorbit]

catch us if you can! ☆

[stiffyck]

shoutout to agent stone for being the prettiest man alive

[insufferablemod]

ngry

[wuntrum]

fan poster for the movie strange darling :)

[crnl-chicken-tots]

Quick! Another one, because I cannot get them out of my head!