#it's wild out here

[logicaldelta]

REALISED I'VE NEVER SHARED THIS ONE HERE OMG

decided to draw the draw 25 meme with my Stardew Valley farmer, Clink! She's an absolute terror. Basically a cryptid with how infrequent her trips into town are.

Card says: stop tormenting the residents of Pelican Town OR draw 25

Her full name is Clink McGucket and my bestie Aryn (@yaiyogsothoth) have an entire lore for our multiplayer farm (Gobblewonker Farm) that ties Gravity Falls lore into our farm, ehe.

[dionysus-is-my-dude]

my dudes, the heat is wild. PLEASE drink your water, especially if you're sensitive to extreme temperatures

[itsnotworkinguys]

being an exo-l is also not for the weak like one second you're gushing over jongin military photos and then you see baekxiuchen suing sm all in the same day

[gxlden-angels]

There's nothing like explaining "Be fruitful and multiply" to someone not raised Christian that will make you want to shed like a lizard

[jonathanbyersphd]

I am cleaning up my drive and I found a Jancy fic that I don't even remember writing and it's not like a small thing it's like 8 pages of dialogue

[bobfloydsbabe]

i didn't realize how tedious it would be to go through my follower list to block ageless blogs. it's my own fault for thinking 12+ years of people would be quick and easy...

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived

[vaor]

things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help

invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day

you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)

opening a bank account is easy

there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend

change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging

assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch

and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape

set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods

off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price

coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run

there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help

vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch

breakfast is as important as they say

keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months

don't gamble

piracy is okay

stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay

keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns

also, file your tax returns early

take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane

and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.

you're free and you deserve to be happy.

[tom-bakers-scarf]

Spotted this in a second hand bookshop and the whiplash I felt was so strong that I think I’ve discovered another 12 stages of grief

[drlessy]

YAYAYAYAYAY

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[chainsawsdreamer]

ask

omg i've been gifted an ask

[bobfloydsbabe]

Never in my life would I have to witness someone creating a blog to try and fuel their own agenda

I don't even have words for this level of desperation and need for attention. We should probably stop giving it to them, but I just... it's too hilarious to not keep going.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The girls are here!!!

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #58

Jason has been writing fanfiction ever since he got access to a computer. They weren't always the most popular, especially since he was writing fics about classics, but that's not why he wrote them. He wrote them for himself.

However, since he always had Robin stuff going on, his author notes had become something of a meme at this point. No one really believed him anymore when he apologized for late updates due to breaking his arm in three places or anything like that.

Then, he died. He had been two chapters away from ending his story, damnit.

But it's fine, he's back now. He apologizes for late update since he, ya know, died and finishes that story. Then, he finds out there's another author out there with notes ... very similar to his own. And a lot of humor about his own death.

Maybe PhantomNotBill087 and him had a lot more in common than being fic writers.

[possession1981-moving]

THE FIRST OMEN dir. Arkasha Stevenson, 2024