#it's weird!!!

[simplepotatofarmer]

yeah people are so weird about buildmart ngl.

i have never in my life had to justify my dislike for a minigame so hard as i have to for buildmat. like i should not have to tell people 'i'm autistic and i have adhd and for me, personally, it's overwhelming and confusing and i don't have a good time watching it'.

but i do!! every single time i say i don't like buildmart someone tries to explain why i should like it!

[the-real-tf2-medicbot]

Metal Medic. That's pretty cool. Does that mean I can repair you with a Wrench?

#007–M: [ Vell Yeah... BUT I DO NOT NEED ANY KIND OF REPAIR RIGHT NOW!!! DANKE— GET ZHAT AVAY FROM ME!!! ]

[cronagorgonzola]

Yo how is my corset roomy on me now dysmorphia is one hell of a drug

[correctopinionhaver]

[allthatispeculiar]

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences

[jellogram]

On my first day in Germany I got to my hotel and I couldn't get the lights to turn on. And I was like "Eh, fuck it, I'll just take a shower in the dark." And then the shower wouldn't get hot. I waited and waited and it stayed ice cold.

So I go down to the front desk and I'm like "My lights won't turn on and my shower won't get hot" so they send this guy up with me. We get into the room and I flick the switch and nothing happens so I'm like "See?"

And he goes "You must put your card in the slot."

"I... what? I have to put my room card in the light switch?"

"Of course!"

Now I have been in many hotels in the US and never encountered this concept, but apparently it was something most of their guests already knew. So I'm looking like a fool at this point. I feel like an idiot. The dude is fully grinning at me. I put the card in the slot and voila, the light turns on.

Then he's like "Ok, let's see if the shower works. You know you must wait for the hot water?" and I just know he's thinking I'm an idiot who also can't use a shower. This stupid American can't wait for the hot water! She can't even use a light switch or a shower!

And I guess he was distracted by these thoughts of my stupidity, because this dude fully stepped into the shower. In his nice dress shirt and slacks. He just. Gets into the shower.

And turns it on.

Have you ever seen a playing field get leveled instantaneously

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[vamprisms]

shut da hell up

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.

[plaguedocboi]

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

[casualfoxwitch]

[dutchs-blog]

Restoring The Smallest Clockwork

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[allthatispeculiar]