28 // genderless lego man // he/him or they/them // hi im dave and im rly gay. please dont expect any kind of regular content from this blog, im just a big mess. i have an untagged queue because i love chaos.
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you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.
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Pride month has ended but it doesn’t stop me from making a rainbow out of the tos crew
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whenever one of my buddies gets some new garb we stand around chanting "don it. don it. don it" until he dons the garb
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Ok why did no one tell me the splatoon 3 dlc makes it a roguelike
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they should make clothes that are designed by people who are familiar with human anatomy & physiology
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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I think one of my favorite Doctor Who stories is that Lalla Ward was doing a play and one of the actors working with her gave her a little bit of a hard time for doing a Sci-Fi TV series and she at the time was like "I like Sci-fi." But it became incredibly hilarious after the fact because the actor was Patrick Stewart
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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"
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County roads
Full of holes
On the route
I need to go
Road construction
Lane obstruction
Let me go
County roads
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