28 // genderless lego man // he/him or they/them // hi im dave and im rly gay. please dont expect any kind of regular content from this blog, im just a big mess. i have an untagged queue because i love chaos.
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what the fuck why would anyone call it that
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imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore
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With last Bianca drawing, I kinda felt that I can do better ✨
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No Amazon. No Walmart. No Target. No Disney. No Google. No Apple. No Visa or Mastercard. And especially no Facebook. I will not be posting on Meta platforms for the next 24 hours in support of the economic blackout.
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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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out of all the possible ideas for my first sonadow fanart, I go for something this stupid 😭
(Based on a comic I saw on twitter ages ago but I cannot find it for the life of me 😭)
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pov: they hate your vibe and find you laughable
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making time for friends would be so much easier if I were the legendary pokemon dialga
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basically everyone wants me dead because of cuteness aggression
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unreasonably funny. the sudden yell. the actual creature itself looking like a fucking muppet. jadzia's "whatsthatisthataspideroradog..!?"
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keep up the good work you guys inshallah the stress gets to be too much :)
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why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot
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