28 // genderless lego man // he/him or they/them // hi im dave and im rly gay. please dont expect any kind of regular content from this blog, im just a big mess. i have an untagged queue because i love chaos.
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homestuck is a case study proving the long-standing “kids and their dumb babysitter get up to antics” genre of movie correct. unsupervised 13 year olds can do anything but unsupervised 16 year olds are so inconsolably horny they can only cause emotional and physical damage
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Foul! ‘Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage’ PlayStation Support us on Patreon
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the picture of dorian gray (1890) - oscar wilde
"fuck my yaoi life"
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Ultimate Lifeform voiced by National Treasure.
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Who is the biggest alienfucker in the Star Trek universe? It's not Jim Kirk, it's not Julian Bashir, it's not Amanda Grayson, it's not even Solkar or Q. It's Thy'lek Shran.
Shran made first contact with a new species that his own species was unaware even existed prior to said contact and while he wasn't immediately dtf like Solkar or fell as fast as Q did, both of those knew about humans for quite a while before. Neither Shran nor Archer made a good first impression on each other but at the end of their first encounter, Archer did the right thing which happened to involve helping Shran and Shran started simping so hard it canonically kept him up at night for months.
Shran encountered a member of a new species that was utterly unfamiliar to him, said person was kind to him for one moment after many hours of mutual hostility and he instantly became so obsessed with the guy it was a catalyst for the founding of the Federation. Amazing, 10/10, no notes
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Here's another silly Sonic 3 "what if" scenario.
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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world
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I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
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robotnik: there's something about me that makes me undesirable to all genders
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