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Oh, he will

(Good luck, Spock)

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pet cigarette

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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature

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Commenters praise the girls frugality

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ghost hunting team that keep a nonbeliever named steve around as an emergency supernatural suppressant

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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.

The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:

“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”

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You know, America's about dreams. And I don't say that lovingly.

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was talking to a group of various non-americans and I was trying to explain the concept of a BB gun, and I think every subsequent clarification made it sound so much worse

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still can’t believe massachusetts decided we weren’t going to need psychedelics to get through this. i think we might want to revote on that.

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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overcast.oddities on ig

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if you're transgender and need name ideas, may I direct you toward the nato alphabet because like. delta? november?? echo?? romeo is like the butchest name. please consider foxtrot. being named whiskey would be cool as hell. I know multiple transmascs who were a bit too into english lit and are named victor now. I've met people named sierra who were trans in every direction. maybe don't name yourself golf