#it's time bestie

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[itchose]

@lingeringscars said,  "it's funny how you don't even notice the time go by.  horrible shit just stacks up day after day."

she's not wrong,   but travis can't imagine it possibly getting any worse than what he's already been through.   her,  too—   because it's not lost on him that they've been through something similar,   finding the most important person in their lives' frozen corpse in front of the cabin,   evidence of their own failures.   he wasn't the best brother he could have been to javi,   and though he wasn't present for shauna's final fight with her,   he knows enough to know that she lost her when she felt unsettled,  too,  like him.    without their only real form of shelter now,  and with what they've had to resort to to keep themselves alive,   it's clear that their conditions out here won't be improving any time soon —  it's only going to get much, much worse.   and still, travis can't imagine enduring anything actually worse than seeing a group of people he already didn't trust return with the his brother,  dead,  his own failure,  because he couldn't protect him.   

❝  ten months and two days.  ❞   the words are barely loud enough to hear,  and he’s almost ashamed of saying them at all,   like they’re far beyond keeping track of the date or anything else that ties them back to a place where they may return someday   (  that hardly feels like a possibility anymore,   and he’s not someone who knows how to think optimistically,  either.   )   his eyes meet hers for only a second before he looks away again,  darting down to the snow-covered ground instead.    he’s never really known how to talk to her— despite the silent thank yous he wished to give her when she was the only one who knew how to take care of his brother.   he looks at her and he feels both resentment for the things she’d taken from him and still,  a genuine care that he can’t quite place,   because he understands her in a way he doesn’t think others do,  even if he doesn’t intend on voicing it.  

it’s a small opening,  and he doesn’t know if he should take it— but he does,  because it’s the only way he can feel like he’s still alive, still trying to survive.   ❝  we can handle it.  ❞    rather,   they have to,  because his brother gave his life for it,  so there’s no other choice.   ❝  but—  ❞    he gulps,  like asking her a question is the hardest thing he’s done in weeks.   ❝  how are you?  ❞    he asks,  though it’s not as simple as those three words sound.   he’s worried about her,  even if they’ve never really personally connected,  and something vague feels like the only way to go about actually starting to figure her out.  

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

[thelvadams]

15: maybe i'm the bad luck... i should go

also 15 posing on the TARDIS walkways waiting for ruby to come in:

[8-0mph]

[turesti]

So you’re telling me that Penelope has survived literals YEARS watching the person she was in love with flirt with other people, but Colin barely lasted a WEEK tops before he was reduced to this

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[tragedykery]

the best characters are ones that suffer from a chronic case of Dramatic Cunt Syndrome

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[nyancrimew]

i think every queer (whether they've realized it already or not) kid should have to go through an emo phase, let's force them to listen to nu-metal while they skip school to cry about a broken heart

[stil-lindigo]

when worlds collide

[mpregjamesdiamond]

completely based off this post

@samwinchesterstan

[ohposhers]

i want them to dress eachother up god damn ! ! ! !

[deadsetobsessions]

Edit: Holy moly, just checked the notes and the argument is not it, at all. Please do not bring that energy (and name calling) to my posts.

DCxDP Prompt.

Danny knew a lot of immortals and near immortals. Not that he knew, of course, because other than the time traveling nonsense, he always stayed in Amity. He saved a lot of said immortals too.

Three months after he moved to Gotham, a bunch of assassins were trying to wreak havoc on the city. Danny flew around to help his new friend, Red Robin. When he landed on the roof top where Tim was facing down the Demon’s Head, neither of them expected the Demon’s Head to stop his attacks and blurt out a surprised, “Danyal?”

Tim, instantly on guard, asked, “How do you know Danny, Ra’s?”

Danny straightened. “Oh my Ancients. You’re the bratty kid with the stick! Ra’s al Ghul!”

“I can not believe I owe someone like you a life debt.”

[ravenpureforever]

On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them

But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious