#it's the good shit

[fredmundo]

if i'm not saying anything it's because i'm thinking about how ju-yeong takes off his cross before getting on his knees and confessing his feelings for do-hoe

[alteregozowie]

I am incredibly high during the writing of this post 😂

So @top-shelf-tender gave me an idea (I was very enthusiastic 😭)

And now you get:

The Cat from Outer Space

[talesfromtheenchantedforest]

Taika Waititi sitcom of Perilous Cemetery whennn it has everything:

Gawain failing to defend the maiden he has sworn to defend in Arthur's court due to Not Wanting To Make A Scene At Dinner

This interaction, approximately five million times:

Random person: alas and woe is me!! The Good Knight we all love, the sexy, the indescribable, the dope-ass Gawain, is dead! Gawain: what was that now Random person: the Good Knight, the sexiest man alive, has been traitorously slain by cowards while he was riding around not in armor! The world will never recover from this tragedyyyyy! Gawain: I will bet you one million dollars that Gawain is not dead Random person: no no, don't try to make me feel better, I know for a fact that Gawain is dead, I have it on very good authority through the rumor mill, he's definitely dead Gawain: 😑

Those two knights bringing the dismembered corpse of some dude who definitely isn't Gawain to the women they are trying to woo, like housecats leaving bird corpses on the sofa, who are both like "ew, no, also, that for sure definitely isn't Gawain", and then the knights are like "it is SO Gawain, and I'll prove it by announcing loudly that I'll fight anyone who says Gawain is alive, this will definitely not come back to bite me in the ass in the form of Gawain hearing this rumor and getting pissed off"

Don't worry though the two knights have magical necromancy powers and are able to restore the dismembered knight to full functioning once they get his hand back from the Gawain fanboy who wanted to get it gilded and look at it all day long

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

[transingthoseformers]

[emkini]

My favorite genre of fanfiction is insanely creative 100k+ AUs written by middle aged people who clearly want to adopt the fictional tween/teen protagonists 

[vampirecatboy]

currently writing two separate stories where people antagonistically flirt with each other and i am in heaven

[luxwing]

Congrats to the TF2 community for finally getting a cosmetic into the game with the trans pride flag hidden on it. About damn time

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[majubengel]

One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[cozylittleartblog]

cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes

just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks

there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.

edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.

#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite

[aphroditusiscorroded]

I love the idea that Bill’s manipulation tactics are horribly obvious but Ford is so socially inept that it works on him perfectly

“He was a masterful manipulator.”

No bestie he was just nice to you and you folded like a house of cards

[inkskinned]

this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.

good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.

sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.

so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.

one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.