#it's so pathetic
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spop-romanticizes-abuse · 11 months ago
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adora in the horde: best cadet, pro at fighting, gets perfect results and is qualified for the position of force captain adora as soon as she leaves the horde: weak and slow, can't even defend herself properly, has completely forgotten all of her training and constantly gets her ass beat catra before adora left the horde: weaker than adora, loses so frequently that she stops trying to fight well, lazes around and comes into practice to get the last hit catra as soon as adora leaves the horde: suddenly qualified for the position of force captain, we never even see her training or honing her skills but she's suddenly the best cadet in the horde and can easily take down multiple enemies who are much bigger and stronger than her, only very rarely defeated by a deus ex machina
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there-will-be-a-way · 4 months ago
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It really is difficult, having DID... I thought my amnesia was worse growing up but now I find these messages more than ever... It makes me question how much of my life I can't recall. At least being more open about it now, I can ask for help. Like telling the support workers to accompany me for important appointments in case I don't remember what we talked about.
But I'm really feeling like a crying tragic waste of skin this evening. Like a lying trying waste of space. And when I look in the mirror, it's a loser, a sinner, a cock in a dildos disguise. Yes, if my life had a soundtrack it would be Placebo song. I always aim to please - for what it's worth - but I nearly died. Yeah, I feel that. I'm not really on board with our decision to start working fulltime in October when we still struggle so much. Well, I do. I don't feel well. But it's not like the ANPs know that. I bet they won't even remember the messages I left by the morning. And I don't remember theirs. Everything in this life feels forgein. It wasn't my decision. But that's what you get by not communicating, huh. A family? We are far from that.
- Kiran <3
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lazzarella · 1 month ago
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Just remembered Michael Bublé's Santa Buddy is a thing that exists...
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bedrock-to-buildheight · 2 years ago
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On one hand I am looking for a near competitive-grade Trubbish to fight the E4 with
On the other hand, this is so fitting for Scita's Trubbish
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nachtwandeling · 3 months ago
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not adult ass grown grandpas from around 70 yrs with grey hair doing a stare-down with me when i'm just walking down the street minding my business. not even sure why. they just start staring and i stare back. mind your business, little bitch.
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familyabolisher · 2 years ago
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nothing but deep-seated contempt for people who reblog lipservice about transmisogyny whilst also reblogging callout post #37348574 inciting mass sexual harassment towards a tma person for crime of Problematic Kink and then umm'ing and ahh'ing about how it's totally a coincidence that they only ever do this shit to tma people and they're just protecting their community from sexual predators actually
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strangeracrossthestreet · 1 year ago
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I love that the people in power are all delusional maniacs. It's great
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god-has-entered-my-body · 10 months ago
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what does one wear to dinner with the potential future wife (i'm whipped it's not funny)
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failinghuman101 · 2 years ago
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3 STYROS EYYYYYYYY yeah im watching my friend((?)it's an alterous situationship lmao) write a suicidal poem on google docs while listening to obscure idfk songs and i hit. 3 styros its so slay the last time i hit styro it was with a goddamn compass scratching my skin out pencil sharpener blades >>>> it stings it feels so good i got that dopamine thing go up wayyy higher than when i normally sh STYROS <3
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juliamccartney · 2 years ago
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first twitter hexagon profile pictures showed us who to bully, now it's the blue checkmark 🤭
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tawnysoup · 20 days ago
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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holographings · 2 months ago
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someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think
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candycatfalls · 6 months ago
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Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀
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obvslybatgrl · 7 days ago
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allagashed · 10 months ago
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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problemnyatic · 4 months ago
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It's too late, I've already depicted you as the ugly pathetic "soy"jack (the soy is because soy has estrogen in it, this is bad because it makes you less masculine and more like the inferior female sex, because men should only be manly otherwise they're "failed" and thus lesser and deserving of ridicule) And me as the White Handsome Blue-Eyed Blond Man With Impressive Facial Hair Who's Memetic Association Is With Being Objectively Correct (This makes sense because he is the ideal Aryan specimen, all of these features obviously make him objectively superior to other people). This means I win and definitely look good here, you should really just pack it up. I'm a leftist btw
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