#it's so pathetic

[ravenkings]

it really is so fucking rich when people try to shit on zelenskyy by being like "he's an actorrrrrr/entertainer". like BITCH WTF DO YOU THINK TRUMP IS? THE MOST SUCCESSFUL HE EVER WAS BEFORE BECOMING PRESIDENT WAS BEING A REALITY TV SHOW HOST!!!! WHICH FRANKLY REQUIRES SIGNIFICANTLY LESS TALENT THAN BEING AN ACTOR/COMEDIAN.

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

adora in the horde: best cadet, pro at fighting, gets perfect results and is qualified for the position of force captain adora as soon as she leaves the horde: weak and slow, can't even defend herself properly, has completely forgotten all of her training and constantly gets her ass beat catra before adora left the horde: weaker than adora, loses so frequently that she stops trying to fight well, lazes around and comes into practice to get the last hit catra as soon as adora leaves the horde: suddenly qualified for the position of force captain, we never even see her training or honing her skills but she's suddenly the best cadet in the horde and can easily take down multiple enemies who are much bigger and stronger than her, only very rarely defeated by a deus ex machina

[there-will-be-a-way]

It really is difficult, having DID... I thought my amnesia was worse growing up but now I find these messages more than ever... It makes me question how much of my life I can't recall. At least being more open about it now, I can ask for help. Like telling the support workers to accompany me for important appointments in case I don't remember what we talked about.

But I'm really feeling like a crying tragic waste of skin this evening. Like a lying trying waste of space. And when I look in the mirror, it's a loser, a sinner, a cock in a dildos disguise. Yes, if my life had a soundtrack it would be Placebo song. I always aim to please - for what it's worth - but I nearly died. Yeah, I feel that. I'm not really on board with our decision to start working fulltime in October when we still struggle so much. Well, I do. I don't feel well. But it's not like the ANPs know that. I bet they won't even remember the messages I left by the morning. And I don't remember theirs. Everything in this life feels forgein. It wasn't my decision. But that's what you get by not communicating, huh. A family? We are far from that.

- Kiran <3

[bubacorn]

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[lazzarella]

Just remembered Michael Bublé's Santa Buddy is a thing that exists...

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

On one hand I am looking for a near competitive-grade Trubbish to fight the E4 with

On the other hand, this is so fitting for Scita's Trubbish

[nachtwandeling]

not adult ass grown grandpas from around 70 yrs with grey hair doing a stare-down with me when i'm just walking down the street minding my business. not even sure why. they just start staring and i stare back. mind your business, little bitch.

[familyabolisher]

nothing but deep-seated contempt for people who reblog lipservice about transmisogyny whilst also reblogging callout post #37348574 inciting mass sexual harassment towards a tma person for crime of Problematic Kink and then umm'ing and ahh'ing about how it's totally a coincidence that they only ever do this shit to tma people and they're just protecting their community from sexual predators actually

[strangeracrossthestreet]

I love that the people in power are all delusional maniacs. It's great

[god-has-entered-my-body]

what does one wear to dinner with the potential future wife (i'm whipped it's not funny)

[juliamccartney]

first twitter hexagon profile pictures showed us who to bully, now it's the blue checkmark 🤭

[moominmanoneandonly]

This. For last 2 weeks i had a new tutor and my brain for some stupid reason since it couldn't predict her action decided the best way to handle the situation was to cry. I had 6 lessons with her. I cried on each one of them non stop for an hour. She wasn't doing anything wrong but the lack of understanding over what she expected somehow was enough for me to lose it.

Good think my internet conection is shit so she didn't notice it (i hope). It was so stupid and illogical. I really hope she didn't see it

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[candycatfalls]

Wait the book of bill appearing to Ford first is fucking HILARIOUS actually. Ford literally killed Bill less than a month ago, and Bill's still banking so hard on him getting him out of therapy that the book shows up in Ford's stuff MULTIPLE TIMES. Girl the situationship has been over for thirty years give it up 💀

[gojoscinnamonroll]

dating nerdy bf! gojo— everyone thinks your sweet little dork of a boyfriend is innocent, but little do they know how much of a horny freak he is, especially when you’re sitting on his lap in the library studying; his weakness.

you were too concentrated on jotting notes down to realize his hard length was poking you from underneath your skirt nor hear his breathing starting to become heavy until he moves your hair to the side and rasps in your ear, “baby…you look so beautiful when you’re focused.”

confused, you flip your head around to see your pathetic boyfriend in a complete haze– flushed cheeks, eyes full of hunger, lips glossy and red. “satoru, are you okay? need some water? a snack? we can take a bre–“ he cuts you off.

“no.” he breathed out, “what i need…” starting to grind up against your heat, “is to feel you around my cock.” groaning against your neck as his veiny hand snakes around the other side.

you can’t help but feel the slight warmth starting to take over your face once he begins grinding his aching dick back and forth against your throbbing cunt, the stimulation nearly bringing you over the edge until you realize the two of you were still in the library, bringing your shaky hand over your mouth to muffle your slight whimpers.

“toru, we can get introuble if someone catches us right now.” you quietly whine, “can we finish this first then we can go…” almost slipping out a moan when he bucks his hips into you even faster.

“no, can’t mmh wait, need you now.” he mewled out (almost) out loud, that you had to turn around to shush him with your hand and caught a glimpse of his fogged up, tilted eyeglasses almost falling off his face and his mouth dangling open.

the roll of his hips against you came to a halt as his body began to squirm underneath yours, his eyes rolling back and sweat starting to drip down the sides of his face as he pants again your hand, the tent in his pants now becoming a stained wet spot. “so sorry sweets i-“ profusely apologizing. you sigh and get up from his lap.

“yeah yeah, c’mon lets go before someone notices you stained your pants you nerd.”

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