#it's shitposting hours

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

"Selûnite rituals often involve milk, treat milk as a sacred substance, and Selûne accepts cups of milk as offerings because of its colour and her association with femininity--" Wrong. Selûne clearly wants milk so she can make the highest quality whey for her beloved buff daughter's holy protein shakes.

And in turn, we are all of us blessed (but Isobel most of all).

[korkiekenobiconfirmed]

not making any excuses for sn*w, but I will say that the Failed Situationship x Homoerotic Teenage Friendship combo is a hell of a double whammy

[aranostra]

armand posting himself on one of those "rate me" forums and then doxxing anyone who gives him lower than a 7

[liminish]

btw i would like to formally thank whoever switched 'canon' to 'biblically accurate' because that shit's hilarious

[ropebunnykant]

if alphas in the omegaverse knew that we referred to it as the "omegaverse" and not the "alphaverse," they'd throw a fit

[torchickentacos]

I love tumblr tags so much. Like okay here’s the main post and here’s my little secret thoughts and addendums for the besties

[chialattea]

POV: it’s 4AM. You’re the crew’s chef and you hear noise in the kitchen

[jimjammys]

I spent two minutes on this

[rynli]

officer now is not the time to obsess about your sexuality

[fore-seer]

[casualcarpetshark]

[mothpendragon]

I was struck by a moment of inspiration and made this, enjoy!! Part 2 is here!

@kyri45

Oh yeah, swearing warning (it’s Snapcube what’d you expect)

[kiisaes]

heroism is temporary. fanboyism is forever

[cl0wn-f33t]

Bugs when you lift up the rock they're under

[liminish]

i love scrawny men get over here and let me gnaw on them bones skeleton boy

[heatherchasesyou]

Queen never cry.