#it's reflex

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

[gongyussy]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[iscratchdoors]

my touhou tips for beginners and strugglers

try not to get pushed against the very bottom of the screen. advance up through gaps in the patterns instead of waiting for them to get to you

sometimes staying still is the best option. don't panic dodge just because you can't process what's coming at you, you're very likely to just slam yourself into a bullet

practice small movements. very very small movements. no smaller than that. the smallest you possibly can. it will come in handy. do not move more than you have to

IMPORTANT: when you're done playing, imagine those women kissing. this will make it worth it whether you win or lose

[linkcharacter]

re: this post, i think u should make them even simpler. as simple as possible i wanna see how minimalist you can get before they turn into loss

tinys!

did you just say loss

[star-anise]

I really wonder if trauma theorists who say things like "Humans are the only animal that will be in a fright state when physically safe" or "the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't get PTSD" have ever, like

Do you think they've actually ever met an animal?

[toringo]

People being upset over MW's publisher posting JimCurly shitpost is actually so funny

[phantomhivestims]

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Throwing tomatoes at Jimmy stimboard

Req by myself

Note ; I hate him and want to throw things at him and expect a stimboard for my beloved Anya <33

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[depochu]

Is it dawn or dusk? No clock ticks here, just slaughters.

Is it the brine that twists us so? The chemical’s cold kiss? Or just the rot of losing all, the gaping, hungry abyss?

Check my Mouthwashing Playlist : https://spoti.fi/3EE98as

[peatchoune]

To rely on another

[lydiablackblade]

Aziraphale looks to the right, expecting an angel, but getting Crawley

Aziraphale looks to the left, expecting a demon, getting Gabriel

One time he was disappointed. One time he wasn't.

[halloweenorangesoda]

HE HAS MY VOTE❗️❗️❗️❗️

[quesocheeso]

MK, Go steal Wukongs staff !

Good game fellas, our boy tried😔✊ Wukong really said get good

Anyways, Wukong pretty much keeps his staff with him 24/7 so anyone else getting their hands on it is tricky and almost impossible. Especially considering most of the time he keeps it in his ear and not as an earring. The earring version is only worn when he is in meetings or in places where he does it as a show of power/passive threat. When he’s with family or friends it’s hidden in his ear.

Can Xiaotian lift the staff?

Yeah, he can, they found this out when Wukong left his staff in MK’s play pen (how this happened I got no idea, no one does, not even Wukong😭) and MK just lifted it to teeth on it. Macaque almost had a heart attack thinking it fell on the baby before realizing the baby was actually lifting the over 8 ton staff just to bite it with his baby chompers.

Does Xiaotian use it?

Not really? Like he can and has been trained to use a staff properly, but he considers it his dad’s weapon. He does want to get his own weapon at some point, when his parents think he’s ready for it, and he figures out what weapon he wants to main.

[angelcake10023]

Wrong choice buddy 👊 💥

Bonus

He’s in love 💖

[okthisway]

Viago 📢 De 📢 Riva 📢

[strategicjazzhands]

Louis: “you’re not to touch him. You touch him, in anyway, and I’ll fucking kill you”

Armand, the second his ass is out the door:

[lbhslefttiddie]

sy was sort of banking on sqq wanting too little to do with him to notice or care if he snuck into the storage building on his peak to test out the practice swords. he just wanted to try holding one!! unfortunately for him, between 79 reconciling and sy's own meddling, sqq is now completely unconcerned with any rumors regarding their relation. sy is going to find out real fast that sqq is a nosy bitch when he cares to be, and now he has actual cause to ensure this small idiot doesnt do stupid shit under his watch and die