#it's on my credit card statement

[phantomrose96]

I think humans have an innate ability to recognize The Creature because today, when I had to replace my 4.5 year old phone whose battery life was finally shot to shit, it was a slightly annoying process, but it was just a process. Just a device. Old device transferred. New device set up.

But last month when my 5.5 year old bike was stolen and I needed to replace it, it was nowhere near the same, because the bike was a Creature and the Creature was taken from me and it's somewhere out there, alone, maybe chopped for parts. And I have a new bike now and it's a perfectly fine Creature by its own regard, but it is not the same Creature. My old bike was a living thing, and the living thing doesn't stop being the living thing just because it was replaced. Because it was Creature-shaped and Creature-sized and so it was a Creature. Something in my genes knows this.

[st5lker]

hi this is all the money i have to my name right now and its midterm season, i know there are a lot of people in the world that need donations more than me right now and i hope you’ve been donating to them too but if you have anything at all else you can spare so that i can have more time to focus on my studies without worrying abt affording food and gas id really really appreciate it

venmo

paypal

cashapp

[lonesometrails]

finally ordered a coffee maker bc I came to the realization that I am spending over $200 a month on my little coffee runs and this cannot continue

[thotsfortherapy]

having mommy issues be like I hate that you know me I hate that we’re related I hate that you birthed me I hate that you don’t know how to love me properly I hate that you can’t see how much you hurt me I hate that I’m expected to love you

[super-rangers]

Guess who made an unwise financial decision re: Auli'i Cravalho in Cabaret

[scionshtola]

credit scores are wild like why is not being in that much debt NEGATIVELY affecting me

[unfortunate17]

20 euros is 20 dollars I don’t make the rules

[kitkatpancakestack]

Baby girl you did not spend 12 hours a week in your basement on LimeWire and Napster during your formative years just to shell yourself out to the corporate glory hole now. Remember who you ARE

[rikatatsumi]

got tjpw and big gay brunch tickets

[immaterial-girl]

btw if there are any other young americans out there who are extremely intimidated by filing your taxes and don’t know where to start, i really recommend H&R block. I use the free one because my taxes are pretty straightforward as a single person, and even when ive moved across state lines like 5 times i can still do it with H&R block for free

just go to their website, make an account, and you’ll have to click “yes i want to use the free version yes i promise NO i don’t want to give you money” a couple times but i find it really direct and simple and it walks you through the whole process in one sitting. it takes me less than one afternoon every year

[taashed]

okay well you guys FAILED to talk me out of it so i did in fact purchase alan wake 2 and am in fact downloading it right now

[sodrippy]

bro how much is everyone spending on groceries/month i know im spending waaaaaaaay too much but also if i dont mealkit i will not eat anything so i guess ill just explode myself

[mclarenyaoi]

i think about lando's editing style so much despite the fact that idt he edits videos anymore afaik

i was going to put this in the tags but it kept ticking me off that i was continously hitting the character limit so its here now \o/

tbh the main reason i'm so endeared to lando's editing style (read: his editing style from ~5 yrs ago that i have been referring and will continue to refer to as his editing style even if it isn't a current one) is that i go "Oh i've 100% made that Exact same editing choice to make that Exact same joke before." eg: there's a specific lando log from 6yrs ago i saw recently bc it appeared before me on my yt home page &. god. man i am hopelessly endeared. for i too would do the master chef intro interlaid w/ hard cut clips of me failing to cook

another eg: ok maybe i shouldn't admit that i've watched the 2019 rookie of the year video way too much specifically just to giggle at lando's edited video but uh. yeah. heart emoji. in my mind there's a lot to dissect between the default title card + background music that immediately starts off the video and the pink sparkle w/ default cursive font on all the transition cards as well as the explosions + airhorns + self referencing. between these two examples there's a lot of snappiness made w/ all the hard cuts. the editing is amateur but from personal experience it's not easy to time everything properly so there's obviously not a lack of thought either, and it didn't rly hit enough w/ alex and george but it hit for me plenty and this is what counts. it's a bit short and the humor probably doesn't hit the same for people who haven't watched like ten mil videos fuckin sue me tho (dont) i liked it

at the end of the day it's less about the editing, more about the insight it gives into lando. but fuck it i'm not a psychologist i'm here to giggle. and i did. tldr i think people with wit and humor are hot, this is my thesis forever

[el3ctraaa]

Having the actual actual worst day of my life today. Rant in the tags.

[cappurrccino]

I miss lemon icecream, my beloved daughter

[mildmayfoxe]

i need to make some money should i have flash sale or blaze my new sticker post