#it's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself can't fix /ref

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It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing the machine can't fix.

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[ackersam]

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix

[allpiesforourown]

Ur little sqq plushy smoking a blunt gives me so much joy when i see ur posts u have one of my fav tumblr avatars. Like yeah svsss is nothing a head injury and some ibuprofen and two blunts and five beers and jacking off and killing himself couldnt fix. And we know he canonically killed himself to fix things and he definitely got his head injured and had xianxia ibuprofen thx to his mu-shidi and hes a modern guy so he jacked off presumably and he probably had beer at some point too. it makes sense to throw a couple blunts in the mix ykno

YOU GET ITTT I also whole heartedly believe he never had drugs or alcohol in his old life bc he's a sheltered baby and when Shang qinghua finds out he's like HOW the fuck have you been raw dogging life like this . We need to get you shitfaced.

Bonus points if binghe comes home to shizun giggling without hiding his pretty smile behind a fan, cooing over how cute binghe is, gicing him lots of kisses and cuddles before passing out in binghes arms and needing to be carried to bed.... binghe gives Shang qinghua a death glare and asks if shizun was this affectionate with him too while he was under the influence. Shang Qinghua is scared for his life

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

Odysseus, when confronted with trauma: it’s nothing a bandaid and some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and killing my self won’t fix

[givemedamage]

it’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself can’t fix

[incorrect-belgariad]

Belgarath: It's nothing some Ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing a God can't fix.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing the machine can't fix.

Nothing beats that :b

or tweaking the fuck out

[96theater]

You uh, you good?

nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix 👍

[cruel-heathcliff]

its nothing some ibuprofen a blunt five beers a head injury having a wank and killing myself cant fix

[bat-luun]

[going tru one one worst weeks of my life] its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself wont fix

[allevilsarc]

lucy vc: it's nothing that some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself can't fix

[diamond-rings-and-gutter-bones]

[ID: Art of Chilchuck Tims from Dungeon Meshi, with eye bags and an extremely tired expression on his face. All-capitalized captions above and below the art read "It's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself can't fix." /End ID

[heme3nc]

hey sorry to bug you do you have the original 'nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jerking off and killing myself can't fix' i've only found parody posts of it and trying to search for it gets me like, mental health resource stuff

So I did some digging and it seems the original is from a tumblr blog not a Twitter post, from the user @/freakvampiresex which seems to be inactive now or something because I cannot find their post besides screenshots

But said screenshots of posts seem to be earliest I can find of this joke so I am pretty confident this is the original.

edit: Oops i lied! heres the original it DOES still exist. sorry!

[maddyblogstaywinning]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5th wave emo band glass beach and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[lemondoddle]

[ID. an image of mack from cars with text added that reads "it's nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking of and killing myself can't fix". end ID.]