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Silk: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Silk.

Garion: But you are Silk.

Silk: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

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Garion: So what's the strategy for this mission?

Lelldorin:

Torasin:

Garion: You do have a strategy, right?

Lelldorin: (quickly hides paper that says "Fuck it, we ball")

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Ce'Nedra: I'm at a loss for words!

Garion: Despite being ‘at a loss for words’, Ce'Nedra yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Velvet: What are you doing?

Silk, standing on top of a chair: Excuse me, I live in this house too, you know, I can stand wherever I like, thank you very much.

Velvet:

Velvet: Where's the snake?

Silk: Under the table, please get it for me please.

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Belgarath: If Beldin says a joke and it's funny I wait until I get home to laugh.

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Vella: My criminal record? The only crime I’ve ever committed was killing it on the dance floor.

Vella: Well, no. I have killed a man.

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Aldur: The good always die young...

Beldin: Phew, good thing that I am so incredibly awful.

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Garion: You're the most jealous woman I know.

Ce'Nedra: You know other women????

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Vella: I love you.

Beldin: Really? You do? But I'm ugly.

Vella: I don't love you for your looks—

Beldin: Well, I don’t have a great personality either.

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The Prophecy of Light: Okay, so right here it says that you're creative.

The Prophecy of Dark: Yes.

The Prophecy of Light: May I ask what it is that you create?

The Prophecy of Dark: Problems.

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Hettar: Like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all I know how to do is kill.

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—Eriond

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

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Velvet: How do I make this date romantic?

Ce'Nedra: Try being mysterious.

[later]

Silk: So where are we going?

Velvet: None of your fucking business.

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Vella: Feeling normal about that old man.

Vella:

Vella: No longer normal. I need to fuck him.

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Torak: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that I'm innocent.

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Zandramas: ...So apparently they arrest you for doing girl stuff.

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Issa: Wow, I feel like I could sleep for a thousand years!

Polgara: You know that's called a coma, right?

Issa:

Issa: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.