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dapper-lil-arts · 7 months ago

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Last one I swear... Unless?

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bacchuschucklefuck · 1 month ago

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three people who were going to three different concerts run into each others in an alley

#drawtectives #grendan highforge #rosé drawtectives #gyorik rogdul #spoilers #technically! this is their s3 design!#watched the first ep yesterday while on break Im on my knees. your honor I love them..... office bimbo rosé..... ig soap girl grandma....#rodeo punk york..... what are they Doing #(they're solving murders probably but like. ykwim)#grandma's wedge slides gave me anxiety while drawing this ngl. I believe in their balance but imagining having to run in those #actually york always having sensible footwears is so real. and also hilarious. yeah that's york #did give him the louboutin red sole as a token of remembrance from his modeling days #rosé's shoes are just cute that's all. I like that they look like a sonic character's shoes. she deserves it

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finitevariety · 5 months ago

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paul: if we put the songs in a certain order we can weave a narrative thread

john, literally twirling his hair: haha and it's like we're lovers and in love and the songs are all about us and our love

#not ringo's first rodeo. he can probably sense john about to say something insane and gay and that's why his face journey is Like That here #the beatles #the beatles: get back #mclennon

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bonefall · 1 year ago

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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.

It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.

#No patience. Wither and rot.#These motherfuckers dogpiled the legend who leaked the no fly list because it identified as the wrong type of lesbian.#They will attack the people doing DIRECT ACTION over dumbfuck label discourse. Deeply unserious people.#Embarrassing to think that there are rubes out there who keep falling for this #For ALL our sakes I hope this is literally their first rodeos and they really haven't fallen for this bullshit twice.#But unfortunately I'm too old to be that hopeful.#I didn't get to see the big ''public block list'' made for us dirty queers who support or are bi/mspec lesbians but I hope I was on it #If a man is best judged by his enemies then exclusionists who echo terf rhetoric are the ones I WANT to have.#And ''public lesbian block list'' is in quotes because if you REALLY thought that such a thing wasn't a ''GO HARASS THESE PEOPLE'' charter-#--then you have a black mold where your brain used to be and it's rapidly eating into the bathroom tile you call a skull #Unironically you should not have a platform if you are THAT stupid or malicious to think it was anything BUT a harassment charter #I hope they're ashamed.#Context for those unaware: a flesh-eating amoeba created a public blocklist for people who supported bi lesbians #Minors and extremely small creators without big platforms were on that list #People got harassed but the most namely was Lockandkeyhyena who had people raiding his server with racial slurs and death threats.#I hope everyone involved sees who their ''allies'' are when they spread that sentiment.#A bunch of people ACTUALLY 'invading someone's space' to post the n-word and suicidebait.#THAT is who you appeal to. Sit with that.

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trek-tracks · 7 months ago

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Jim: Don’t worry, Bones. This isn’t my first rodeo.

Jim (voiceover): What I neglected to tell Bones was that this was my second rodeo. And that my first had resulted in three broken ribs and a concussion, so that one was kind of hazy.

#star trek #star trek tos #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #Star Trek aos #bones mccoy #captain kirk #incorrect trek #incorrect star trek quotes #incorrect Star Trek #incorrect trek quotes #quotations really #not my first rodeo

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ysabelmystic · 2 months ago

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So we had this 98yo lady in the ER last night.

She died about an hour into the shift. We knew she was dying because, with less urgency than some patients will ask for a glass of water, shouted “Hey! Nurse! I’m dying!”

She was, at 98, a full code.

Now, we got her back with everything short of cpr. We knew when she came back because the lights in her room flickered, and she started talking to the respiratory therapist who was about to intubate her.

She later informed us, very confidently, that she wasn’t ready to go yet. She’d go when she was ready.

I choose to believe this woman has some kind of deal going with the reaper or Jesus or whoever keeps trying to pick her up. Or maybe she just fist-fights death and wins because she knows something we don’t. Who’s to say.

#the bitch I lived energy was POTENT #also from her kids reactions this was not their first rodeo #I wonder how many times she’s done this #what secrets does she hold

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sixtynineinchnails · 2 years ago

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stop making excuses for playing hogwarts legacy.

“the people who worked on the game need to be supported tho 🥺”

the people who worked on the game already got their cut and went home. your money is just going towards jkr and the corporation

“but harry potter was my childhood 🥺”

same. but this isn’t revisiting old media. this is an entirely new product. and you’re allowed to grow out of things and move on when the dead horse gets beaten and your media literacy skills improve.

“but i pirated it 🥺”

playing the game cannot be moralized through piracy because giving money to jk rowling is not the only issue here. the game is violently antisemitic. playing it cannot be evened out through piracy, charity donations, etc. the world doesn’t work like that.

“can’t you just let me have fun? 🥺”

if playing a game made by a racist, transphobic, antisemitic, fatphobic bigot (and a team including at least one alt-right influencer) where the entire plot is to defeat the jews goblins because of white wizard supremacy is fun to you then i think you might need to seriously consider why.

if you are playing hogwarts legacy and/or supporting it online you are choosing to value a video game over the lives of jewish and trans people. you are allying yourself against jewish and trans people. if people hate you for choosing a video game over human lives you have no grounds to be upset.

sometimes doing good things and being an ally is difficult. sometimes it means not doing something that you wanted to do. it’s sucks but that’s life. get over it and shut up.

#hogwarts legacy #you can’t bait me btw if you clown in the comments imma just block you. this ain’t my first inflammatory harry potter post rodeo.

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souvenir116 · 2 months ago

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