#it's not on model XD jk jk

[yamsgarden]

omg seeing my friend's amazing Splatoon cosplay, reminds me that I forgot to share a few pics of our Frye and Shiver from Anime North!

It was super fun and everyone was so nice, I hope to come back next year :3 There were so many french poeple i felt like i was at home ngl ahaha

Hope we can also get a real photoshoot someday OTL

My friend @/ mumu_taingerine on IG made the costumes and the base for the wigs in EVA foam

I painted the wigs and made the masks and (most) accessories

[swe3tte4rs]

" My mom is so beatiful! " - Batfamily x Model!Batmom headcanons

Request: Batmom headcanons where batmom’s a model & the coolest mom ever?

Author's note: Thank you anon 🫶! Here is my second request, so I hope you like it. I didn't know what to put for the title so I settled for this one.

And it will also take me a while to upload the Zatanna x reader oneshot 🤗.

Again I clarify that my main language is not English, so sorry for the spelling errors 😿.

TW: nothing!! Just fluff I think

Nightwing / Dick Grayson

Since he met you, he was fascinated with your beauty and elegance.

He loved when you went to galas and you wrapped him up in your long elegant jacket while you picked him up in your arms and let him fall asleep like that.

Dick didn't miss any of your shows or commercials.

I bet he has your older shows saved on his computer.

A model and cool mother at the same time? Wow, Dick couldn't ask for more.

You are his only support, the only one who was there and loved him no matter what.

Dick will always ask your opinion about what he wears or what haircut he will get.

He goes crazy every time he hears someone say "Your mom is hot."

"It's not my fault that my mom loves me and yours didn't love you, fucking slu-"

I feels like he would play with you by imitating your walk just to annoy you.

Always showing off his mother, yesyesyes.

The YJ and Titans members would be very jealous of him; because you treat him very nicely and send him food, without saying that you drown your son with love.

Jason Todd / Red Hood

When he was Robin he was dwarf and plump. I and other people agree 😇

Jason loves the support you give him and keep giving him.

And he also loves your delicious food, he probably asks you to prepare some for him every time he goes out on patrol.

I just imagined him (when he was Robin) bringing you a bouquet of flowers bigger than him once you finish the show, seeing you with those beautiful and big eyes 😭

I bet he sometimes got scared when he saw your face on a commercial billboard.

And he keeps doing it, only he spits out whatever he's drinking when he sees you in TV. (Without him knowing that you participated as a model in X brand)

He loves and continues to love your attacks of kisses on his face.

Yes, he would also ask you for style advice, but only once a year, he is very proud when it comes to his clothing style.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!! HOW DARE YOU HAVE A FUCKING POSTER OF MY MOM?!?!"

Damn Jason, your mom is a model, what do you want them to do?

Tim Drake / Red Robin

He has a love-hate relationship with your love attacks.

Tim, like his other siblings, would not miss any of your shows, or the parts in which you appear.

He would help Barbara to make sure no one wants to sabotage you at one of your shows.

If given the choice between your food or the support you give him, Tim would jump off a bridge. (jk)

"Bro, can you shut the fuck up and stop saying how beautiful my mom is? I already know that."

Tim gets embarrassed every time he is with his friends and you call him (by phone XD), because you start reminding him that he is very handsome and he need to eat something. But it irritates him more when his colleagues ask to talk to you.

Damian Wayne / Robin

I think he wouldn't care about your job

He's like, the most attached to you.

After your shows he would be attached to you like a flea.

Also at the galas.

Damian was surprised that you were so kind and loving towards him despite the things he said to you before him had that mother and son connection.

I think that at first Talia wouldn't like you, but after several talks with her and assuring her that you're not going to do anything to Damian, you could even be friends.

Oh yes, he wouldn't care about your love attacks, as long as it's not in front of his friends.

"Yes mom, yes I ate the food... Yes, I know you love me. *sighs* I love you too mommy..."

You're like Jon's second mom.

His favorite days are pool or beach days, he likes to enjoy the sea while spending time with his mom.

Cassandra Cain / Orphan

Cass is the vice president of your fan club.

Cass loves you infinitely.

She has an album full of photos of you and her after the shows.

She doesn't like the idea of you parading in swimsuits.

She would always ask you for clothing tips and advice.

Cass likes, loves, and admires having a mother who understands her and can be herself with her.

She wouldn't care if you show her love in public or private. She always gives you more love back!

Skincare routine between you and her.

You always make sure that she is fashionable but also has her own style.

She would have a lot of admiration for you.

I feel like she would hardly take any notice of "your mom is hot" because she thinks they are flattery.

But if they go overboard and insult you, Cass wouldn't hesitate to give them a good beating. Nobody messes with her mommy.

I think she would have you as her wallpaper. A photo of you and her on your birthday or on her birthday.

Stephanie Brown / Spoiler

She is the President of your fan club.

Throughout the parade she is like "how boring, I want to leave" until you finally appear, it doesn't matter if the outfit you wore is ugly, she would applaud you with all her might.

"WHY DID YOU AGREE TO DO A BIKINI COMMERCIAL?!?!"

I feel like she gets angry every time anyone tell her "she's super hot" (you), and Steph is like "the nosebleed I'm going to give you is going to be hot."

Every time she sleeps over at the mansion she joins you and Cass's skincare routines.

She loves you because every time you talk there is some laughter.

Steph appreciates and adores the support you give her as a mother figure.

You rarely have love attacks towards her.

But she adores them.

Every chance she would go shopping with you.

Duke thomas / The Signal

Just let me...

Duke is your photographer.

He had a hard time opening up to you at first, but you were just great and so sweet to him.

He doesn't react like his brothers do when they tell him "your mom is hot", rather he would feel uncomfortable.

Only if they insult you would he get serious.

He likes that you are always there to support him every time he goes out on patrol or comes back from patrol.

You and Duke's connection started when you tried to get him to distract himself from the harsh reality of his biological parents, like going to the park and all that.

He is embarrassed when you have your love attacks towards him. It doesn't matter if you are alone or in public, he will be embarrassed every time you have those love attacks.

I feel that when you go with him to buy clothes, you spend a lot of time because you can't decide what clothes to buy him.

But in the end you end up buying everything for him.

Barbara Gordon / Oracle

Yes, I added Barbara, okay?

In my AU there was no love affair between her and Bruce 😇

The one in charge of making sure everything goes well at the shows.

Sometimes she sees you as her mother, sister and best friend.

Barbara always sends you messages; according to her so as not to lose contact, which is a lie because you know it is purely on a whim.

I don't think you have love attacks with her, just a simple kiss on her cheek or forehead.

Although sometimes she envied the attention you gave to your children.

Barbara would value and care for you deeply.

[You can add more headcanons if you like <3]

[noemilivv]

Hello! do you know avatar? If you've watched it, you probably know Toph. So, can I have headcanons on Husk, Angel and Platonic!Vaggie with reader (reader is adult!) that is fallen angel and acting like Toph. She's just as good at fighting as Toph and likes to joke about her blindness. ( can use any pronouns, I'm just used to female one)

here links if you didn't watch it!

https://youtu.be/A9vZEUsH6Dc?feature=shared

https://youtube.com/shorts/QgaWbVu7ipA?si=Px-zb6DRNaJo3F5T

thank you!!! sorry for mistakes, english isn't my tirst language❤️

okay so the very unfortunate truth of this is i wrote this once and i clicked post and it didn’t post or save and this came back into my inbox so if this posts twice that’s why😭

also this is a very butchered version of the character you’re talking about as i don’t watch avatar😭😭 but basically what i’m getting is blind + fighter who’s also a fallen angel so i’m gonna stick with that haha

also i’m gonna stick with a gn/possibly masc reader due to the fact that angel dust is canonically gay, and i don’t wanna take away any representation from the mlm community !!

Warnings: Swear words, S1E6 spoilers, butchered asf version of Toph!Reader from Avatar, not proofread cuz I do not feel like rereading it again after I lost the first one 😭

Husk and Angel x Blind!Fighter!Fallen!Angel!Reader w/ platonicVaggie

Husk and Angel

Angel and Husk come from the same stand points when it comes to your blind eye, but they handle it differently

Obviously, they both help you when need be due to your blind eye, but Angel tends to dote on you a lot more. Husk can only do so much before he’s reached his ‘kindness meter’ for the day XD (jk obvi)

They both care about your safety, but honestly, Angel loves the fact that you’re a fighter, it makes ya like a badass hottie. But Husk still is sure to warn you about maintaining safety, even with the blind eye.

But at the end of day, as long as you not hurting him, he could give less of a shit, and if you tried? Angel’s turning into a shield haha

platonic!Vaggie

You two became friends back in Heaven, and reunited in Hell, as you both fell from Heaven for roughly the same reason

After losing your eye from Adam and Lute, you were scared to fight again, but Vaggie pulled you right back in !

She trained you basically every day, constantly throwing spears or punching a punching bag or literally anything

You two became a role model for the other and you really looked up to and cared for eachother as friends

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[for-lovely-things]

Get to know me

Thanks to @m-lter for the tag!!!❤️💕

Favorite color:

Pink! I've been so obsessed over it lately😬

Currently reading:

nothing😤 i'm not a books person and I'm judging everyone who reads (jk ok!!!) I don't remember last time I read a book or a fic

Comic: the last one I read was Ловя лунный свет (Catching moonlight) by Nushanchel. It's amazing though it's a russian comic book which I bought exclusively on an art market and I doubt any foreign ppl can check it out. It's amazing though and absolutely stunning art and watercolor

Last song:

Ok last time I listened to music which was two days ago (wtf) I listened to Life is Yours by Foals (of course lol). Last song which has been habitating my head is ​quinnie - touch tank though, it's very Vicky and Vel :")

Last movie:

Me and gf watched Jennifer's body last time :3 very dibolically lesbian lmao

Also last time I went to the movies with my friend we watched Dungeons and Dragons! Not fantastic but fun! John Wick 4 was much more my taste ':)

Last series:

The Last of Us!! AMAZING joel and ellie are my babies and i loved them sooo much more than original game's version. Fantastic adaptation!

And me and gf currently (re) watching Elena: Princess of Avalor. Very fun disney cartoon series about Mexican princess :3 Mel is working as my consultant on Mexican accuracy lmao

I'm also a very long-lasting fan of Miraculous Ladybug and watching season 5 currently. Soooooo good jesus, I'm having SO much fun watching it and each ep is such a boost for me ahah. Story is real good too, it get better and better with each season

Sweet, savory or spicy:

Sweet with savory! And bitter pls, why it isn't mentioned

Craving:

Moving aboard

Tea or coffee:

Both!! Ppl who don't like coffee just haven't found a perfect percentage of milk and sugar in your cup, and yes what I'm drinking usually can be barely called coffee xD

Currently working on:

Uni work :/ 3d modeling 4 rooms, house and landscape at the same time

From more fun stuff, I finally came back to wip of my fic about Johnny and V going on a ridiculous date- Badlands and Bad ideas. I think it's almost done but I've been super tired lately lol stopped drawing almost entirely too😔 doing rp still though so creative life is still going :)

Tagging @mejol @elioamari @cyberpsycho-for-eurodyne @tessa1972 but if anyone else wants to do it go ahead!

[yappacadaver]

do you have any tips for drawing peepaw raymond 😔

The biggest tip is that I’ll love you forever and ever for even trying xD

Naw I’m jk, uhhhh my main tip for drawing everything is use a reference! Though it must be said his model changes for ending 6 so his actual canon face is not set in stone o_o but in both versions he has a large nose, sunken cheeks/pronounced cheekbones, thin lips, and wrinkles where his brow furrows. Body model also changes but both versions have a long neck, large hands, large chest, and a narrow waist and hips

[st1nkythoughts]

Skyrim SE Modlist

WIP Vanilla upgrades:

1Atronach wolf armors and weapons retexture Weapons armor clothing and clutter fixes Vanilla hairs fixes eyes of beauty Texture overhaul - clutter SMIM soul cairn 4K Steel armors and weapons retexture smoking torches and candles Skyrim Sizes Sleeved guards and stormcloaks SE SG brows Rune texture replacers rustic clothing rustic elderscrolls Riding animation overhaul Retexture for the scroll Rally's raven rock Realistic horse breeds Realistic horse saddle Realistic wood effect Orcish armors and weapons retexture Paired animation improvements Player blink fix natural teeth - yellow Masculine grey cat and leopard JK's Skyrim JS dragon claws JS Attunement sphere and lexicons Kala's Eyes Khajitt hair khajiit overhaul Khajiit paw Khajiit have ears Kitty hoods vanilla Hermaeus mora HD high poly vanilla hair Immersive Armors Immersive laundry Immersive weapons Immersive closedfaced helmets USSEP Improved Eye model Improved Horse step sounds Glass armors and weapons retexture Greatsword sheaths and scabbards Folkvangr Grass and landscape overhaul Font Overhaul Footprints FNIS spells FNIS FNIS behavior FNIS creature Frankly HD dragonbones Female Dragonic Argonian Textures Female mannequins Feminine grey cat and leopard Detailed rugs Diverse dragons collection Ebony armors and weapons retexture dragon weapon and armors retexture ELFX Elsope HD keys redone Quivers Redone Elven armors and weapons retexture Embers XD ENB Complex Grass Enhanced Blood Textures Expressive Facial Animation Enhanced Volumetric Lighting and Shadows Eye normal map fix Daedric Armors and Weapons retexture No Snow Under Roof Joy of Perspective Convenient Carriages HQ Caves Capitals and Towns of skyrim Carved Nordic Armors and weapons retexture Book Covers Bosmer Armor pack retexture Brows - Hvergelmir's aesthetics Aesthetic Elves Animals can swim Arctic - frost effects Armor and clothing extension Audio Overhaul Barenziah quest markers Beards - Hvergelmir's aesthetics Beast Skeletons Better butterflies Blades armors and weapons retexture Blended Roads Blowing in the winds

[the-stray-liger]

2/2

Eventually, we were allowed to see the squad. Alicia had her tearfelt reunion with ehr friend, Natalia, while Arkady finally got to see Alma Steirner again. She actually believed he died when he tried escaping the base, but she could feel my presence during our fight with Char and she was absolutely hoping that feeling was right.

We took some time to talk, she showed me the Titania model Zaku. We were having a grand time... until the alarms started blaring. Our new friend Etan, who was brought along as the leader of an air squad, notified us that Gundams were approaching our position.

Arkady and Alicia immediately raced to our vehicles and turns out... we were backstabbed. The Fed branch Makeda's husband was playing double-agent for, wanted to have payback and leaked our plans to a rogue squad who was hunting down the Noisy Fairies. The Witch Hunt Squad led by despicable asshole Renato Germi.

Alicia was able to make a few of them stand down by reminding them that our authority supercedes them. But it didn't work with Renato and one other lackey, so Arkady was perfectly happy to give them the old Tomahawk Experience. Renato proved to be a bit too good, he destroyed my hawk and put me on the backfoot...

And we were getting reports that Alma was 100% ready to disobey orders and go help us... which forced Arkady to pull out a "lol jk" and snipe Renato right in the chest with a Beam Rifle. And then intimidating the remaining Gundam into compliance.

And now, all we're left is downtime and then the final sortie to defeat Noah Midas!

1/2 Well hope that gift of canonization made you smile, Nate xD You literally saved the session because my GM didn't get their notes in time, and it was thanks to our summaries that he was able to pick up where we left. Which led to us deciding to save Noisy Fairy. After our last sortie, their position was just one hiccup away from collapsing. We found out that the Battle of Odessa was underway and Zeon was getting their asses kicked, so it had to be NOW. Arkady and Alicia were the ones to intervene, negotiating with the Federation to ensure the Fairies would be treated fairly and in exchange they would decommission their vehicles and surrender their combat data. We then met up with the Commander in charge of the Fairies, Killy Garrett. Who after long deliberation (and one lucky roll), agreed to our terms. The fairies would be granted amnesty, but she would be pending investigation, though she's fairly sure nothing would come out of it since the Fairies are one of the most disciplined teams and she'd rather jump off a cliff than order them to commit Crimes

LETS GOOOOO GET MIDAS!!

I am so glad I was of help both irl and in the game haha! I always look forward to your reports ^^

[drksanctuary]

AO3 said my comment looked too much like spam so I’ll just post it here.

Yay!! Party at Al’s! Woo!

You know the drill:

True to Aeon’s earlier words, the son of Hecate was dressed in a formal attire consisting of a white dress shirt, a checkered beige waistcoat and dress pants, and black formal shoes. His hair was neatly pulled back into a man-bun, giving his facial contours a more defined look… and also allowing them an unobstructed view of his disgruntled face.

^no green? Are these Claymore hand me downs?? Hahaha jk I like that his hair is out of his face so you can better see his sneer hehehe

Alabaster blinked. So did Percy and Jason. “Wait, did you just call me-

^thats gonna be on replay in Al’s mind now

To others, she was Elle. But to him, she was Belle - his little princess. He was the only one who called her that; the only one allowed to call her that. Similarly, she was the only one he allowed to call her ‘Bast’.

^ Belle and Bast!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭so cuuuuute

“I’m still here, Alabastard.”

^pfft Al: is that supposed to be an insult, we’re demigods Jerkson, we’re all bastards here

Nico: yeah physically, but your the only one who’s mentally bastarded

Al: *blinks in surprise again* huh…I suppose that’s true. I just don’t like it when Jacks-off says it ;:P

runaway models,” Leo answered, stroking his fake beard.

 

“You mean runway, Leo,” Percy corrected.

 

“Potato, potahto,” Leo waved a hand dismissively.

^pffffft oh leo

“Great! Because your brother and Leo aren’t,”

^I thought Leo was good at cooking? Or is that only fajitas ??

It was the life Luke and Ethan wanted for themselves; Alabaster wanted none of it. How ironic that they never had a chance to experience it, and he was the only one presented with the opportunity to live it.

^^🥺🥺🥺

Nico offered him a skeptical look. “You gave one to Percy?”

 

Alabaster huffed. “I’m just as surprised as you are. He gets lesser call privileges though. I set his calls to ‘emergency only’.”

^hahahahahahaha

“It stands for Alabaster Clayton Torrington. Your initials, remember?” Nico was looking at him as if he was having a conversation with a toddler instead.

^^^^Clayton eh?

“I feel like a bull that was just lassoed,” Alabaster mumbled, shutting his mouth immediately when Nico glared at him.

 

“If you don’t pay attention, you just might be,” Nico threatened

^pppft don’t threaten him with a good time hahaha jk jk

It was impossible to, when he was hit with the gripping realization that there was no way he was ever going to get over him.

 ^^^😭😭😭

“You’re welcome, Gremlin,” Alabaster said. “Thanks for the gift too.”

 

“You’re welcome, Beanpole,” Nico answered with a small smile and a playful twinkle in his eyes. “I better head down. You coming?”

^the nicknames!!! XD

Neither of them had time to react before Nico suddenly grabbed them by the back of their heads and smooshed their faces together, their lips locking for a brief moment.

^hahahahaha Leo is gonna die, bc no way they’re gonna blame Nico for this

“It’s your stupid contraption! Of course, it’s you!” Alabaster snapped. “That was my first kiss!”

 

“Congratulations, dude!”

 

“You made me waste it on Jerkson!!”

^pffft hahaha Leo!!! Just like: Congrats!!

Record 01: Christmas Day, 25th December 20XX - Chapter 3

Pairings: Primordial God! Chronos/Ananke! Nico di Angelo

Rating: T

{READ CHAPTER 3 AT ARCHIVEOFOUROWN}

[snowmoonwrites]

Honestly, I crocheted a crown for myself, Cuz I Deserve it.

Bow down before me

[awakeshedreams]

sugar and spice ( 1 )

pairing : resident bad boy!jjk x model student!reader

setting : highschool!au x stepbrother!au

summary :

a messy highschool!au x stepbrother!au where model student reader who has quite a few dirty little secrets sees her world take an unexpected turn when her mother comes home one day with an engagement announcement, to the father of none other than the school's resident bad boy.... Jeon Jungkook.

genre : smut, for laughs, kinda pornish, slow burn with collosaly overwhelming sexual tension

rating: soft m ( for now ) due to adult content

warnings : unconventional relationship of sexual nature, tropes and clichès, teenagers partaking in porn-esque activities, made up things with made up people happening in a made up world, don't like don't read XD

wordcount : 2.3K

a/n : i've been fighting in a long standing war and I have lost. the man known as jeon jungkook had his foot on my neck for years and today, I have finally submitted to my fate and surrendered to his reign.

yes. after a hundred years, i'm writing again. specifically, writing for bts. particularly, writing for jungkook. its been a long time coming.

life just took over and I transitioned into an adult and kind of grew out of the state of mind I was in before. but. sigh. jeon jungkook has been tormenting me the whole time. it was only a matter of time before i relapsed honestly.

so here I am again. in mind, body and spirit, a different person from who I was before but still the same in the sense that with the way bts have my whole heart, jk will always be the demon in the corner of my room that I invite to bed for a cuddle even though it's (probably really) not good for me.

do not misconstrue. I love him more than I can say. but. sigh. he has me in a chokehold, loves. please try to understand where I'm coming from.

anyways, enough with this ranting. you all came here for the nitty gritty so let me not hold you hostage with my dilemma rambling any longer. here's to the first bts fic i've posted in literal years. introducing- sugar and spice.

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Unless they told someone, no one would have been able to guess it.

At school they were complete strangers.

She was the nice head girl with a clean record, all smiles and straight A’s. He was the mysterious bad boy with a track record, all tatted up with bruised knuckles.

She wore plaid skirts with neat pleads in them and pastel sweaters with bows at the collar. He wore jeans with rips in them and leather jackets with studs.

They couldn't have been any more different.

As far as anyone was concerned, they existed on two extreme ends of a vast spectrum.

What they didn't know was that they shared a dirty little secret.

.

You were a girl with many dirty secrets.

For instance, you used to sell nudes online. It was a side hustle you did.

Not because you needed money.

Your mom was a renowned doctor so there was more than enough of that in your life.

Not because you needed validation from people online either.

Even without the constant compliments and the praises you knew you were visually blessed with a pretty face and a nice body too.

All things considered, you simply thought you had a nice pair of tits and you took pictures of them sometimes.

Posting the shots you snapped online came much later when you heard about this website where people were getting paid crazy money for posting racy things.

‘It’s just so degrading…’ It was one of your friends, June, who sneered, pretty nose scrunched up. She fixed her long ponytail and rolled her brown eyes while looking in the mirror at her locker. ‘Who would do such a thing, am I right?’

She said this, but June was the girl who has slept with more boys than she could count on her two hands. And those were the ones she told you about.

Like every other time, you said nothing. Even when it carried on to lunch with the rest.

‘Pretty desperate if you ask me.’ Mei the stellar track runner shrugged casually as she stretched her limbs like routine.

‘Where are their parents?’ Nina the library nerd shook her head in disapproval as she fixed her glasses so it sat right on the bridge of her nose.

‘Um… I don’t think it’s … appropriate… to talk about ….’ Kiko the one who always carried a cross and bible around mumbled into her sleeve.

All your friends spoke of it in derision and repulsion of course. This was a school for proper children so they were proper girls. At least they were supposed to be.

Regardless the conversation sparked a curiosity in you.

So you made an account and uploaded your first picture. Nothing bizarre. Just your tits in a pretty lace bra.

You made sure to keep your face out of the frame because that was the smart thing to do and you were nothing if not the smartest student in school.

In all honesty, you weren’t expecting anything out of it. In fact, in between work with student council and tutoring your juniors with finals right around the corner, you even forgot about it for an entire month.

It was by a complete whim that you decided to open the app while you’d been unwinding at your desk following a tedious day at school.

To say you were amused by the response you found waiting for you would have be a grave understatement.

You were staring at the four figure digit that now sat in your bank account.

Reading through the comment section was even more interesting.

There were all sorts of people there who had all sorts of things to say. Ranging from honestly sweet to downright dirty.

You had never been brought to tears laughing in her life before until then.

It was just so funny to see people misbehave and lose their minds over a pair of tits.

From then on it just sort of became a thing.

.

But that wasn't the worse of your secrets.

You were making a name for yourself on the crude web months later.

The next step was naturally to move from making taking pictures to making videos. Since you was already in too deep you didn’t see why not.

So you upgraded and opened another account. An amateur one where your touched yourself for an audience.

You were no prude.

You might have never been touched by a boy before but you had touched yourself plenty times. Stress and frustration came hand in hand with being head girl. Since you couldn’t quite vent it out at the annoying troublemakers at school, this was your second best option.

Third was watching porn, but that was mostly when you were extremely bored.

But that wasn’t where that little endeavor ended.

Later on it became a lot more risqué.

.

It all started when your mom hit you with a marriage announcement.

She met a guy on her business trip who she really liked and she was convinced he was the one.

Your mom had a tragic history of being a bad judge of character.

You’ve had this conversation at least five times since you became old enough to understand that boys and girls who were just friends didn’t kiss and sleep with each other.

Most times, it felt like she was doing it because she thought you needed a dad around.

You might have once, when you were younger and your mom was too busy with work to be there. But she worked from home these days and you were soo busy with school to worry about things like that.

This time it was like she was doing it for her. You were glad.

Your mom looked genuinely happy when she spoke about this guy.

Who were you to get in the way?

.

She spent almost the whole weekend in the kitchen. It was the longest you’ve seen her in there in your entire life.

She was excited for the dinner on Sunday.

Mr Jeon was the name of the chosen man.

He was coming over with his kid. A son, his only family. His wife passed away years ago.

You wore the dress your mom picked out for you, something cream in color and off the shoulders that brushed your knees. She looked pretty in her champagne dress. It was different from the office slacks and loose blouses you were used to seeing her in.

You stood by her at the door while the guests came through.

Lifting your head from a polite bow, you found herself staring straight into an achingly familiar pair of glinting dark eyes and went completely still.

‘Sweetie,' Your mother said sounding delighted, a soft hand on your stiff shoulder. 'This is Mr Jeon and his son Jungkook.’

Ah. Fuck.

‘Jeon dear, this is my daughter. Isn’t she lovely?’

.

Dinner was a mild affair, with small talk and the occasional clinking of cutlery on fine china.

From the outside looking in, you probably looked the picture perfect family already.

Only if no-one looked close enough.

Arms crossed, tongue in cheek. Your discomfort could be detected from miles away.

The two adults were oblivious.

The dark eyed boy with the slightest wave to his nape touching, brow grazing, ear covering onyx hair sat across you though; he took note of this with a passing glance and wordlessly returned to his food.

Jeon Jungkook had a countenance that betrayed his reputation.

Even though you’ve never talked, you knew plenty about him and you were sure he knew a lot about you too.

You went to the same school.

Dressed as he was in a crisp white dress shirt buttoned at the wrist and dark tailored pants with a fine belt on, it might have been hard to tell what kind of person he really was.

You lifted her gaze from your plate to look study him wordlessly, idly twisting the noodles with your fork.

People either called him the black sheep or the dark cloud but for you, Jeon Jungkook was the school’s resident lone wolf.

He smoked in the secluded areas on campus, sometimes playing his guitar. Beat up people who got on his nerves, sometimes using his guitar. Slept in class the rare times he was there, many times on his guitar.

Being his senior, you had never seen any of any of that for yourself. But you received plenty reports weekly to come to a sound conclusion.

There was no way people hated him enough to join hands in solidarity and make this all up.

It was quite the contrary actually. He had an alarming number of fans.

On the surface level you couldn’t see why. Most times you saw him, he looked bored out his mind and honestly, intimidating.

Maybe it was the tattoos. Or the ripped skinny jeans. Or the leather jackets with studs.

Maybe it was the domineering height and fit frame and structured face.

Maybe it was the intense dark eyes or the silky ruffled hair.

Even then, you failed to see the irresistible appeal in him. All those things that made him up only added to his unapproachable aura.

Bottom line was, he was bad news.

.

You didn’t want to be a spoil sport.

But how much of a thug your mom’s boyfriend’s son was shouldn’t be something that would make her like him less.

They were both their own people. Right ?

It was just that you just didn’t want her to be shocked and devastated if something happened later. When it happened.

Yet it seemed the serious conversation would have to wait.

After dinner your mom suggested you head to the living room to chat over wine and cheese.

You stayed back to do take out the dishes.

Earlier, your mom had stood to do it instead at first.

‘Don’t bother with that, dear.’ She reached for the plates in your hands. ‘Let me do it.’

‘It’s okay, mom.’ You smiled a little. ‘This is your night. I’ll meet you in the living room.’

'Sweetie...' Your mom looked close to tears. ‘But there’s so much of it…’

‘Jungkook,’ his father's voice had cut through the moment. He was a serious man in a crisp suit with a stoic countenance. His voice was just naturally authoritarian without him trying ‘Give her a hand.’

Jungkook stood, almost robotically.

‘It’s fine.’ You said. Politely. Nicely. Tightly. ‘I can handle this much.’

You left without another word.

That had been moments ago and now you were done with cleaning.

You stood at living room entrance for a while, taking in the scene.

The two adults were exchanging moon eyes and whispering in each other’s ears at the love seat.

Jungkook was sitting on a solo seat, but he was on his phone, completely unbothered by what was happening.

Your mom seemed to think it was the perfect time to pull out the photo album right then and there upon seeing you.

It was embarrassing but at least you knew you didn’t have to worry about the pictures spreading at school.

Jungkook was looking, picking up a picture occasionally to rove over, but he wasn’t the type to do that.

He also wasn’t the type to stare but you felt his glance shifting to you and lingering multiple times.

Once, you caught his eyes and he just stared at you across the coffee table wordlessly with a curious tilt to his head, idly flipping a picture of you dressed as a knight in glitter shining armor for Halloween at eight in his hands.

Honestly, it was starting to get annoying.

But you endured. For your mom’s sake.

.

Your alarm went off at exactly ten.

As subtly as you could, you excused yourself with an apology to the guests, saying you weren't really feeling well.

In hindsight you probably should have used a better excuse.

Your mom was notorious when it came to worrying, especially when it comes to your health.

Also, you probably should’ve locked the door before undressing just for good measure since people were over.

But in the moment, you were too busy setting your camera up where you were kneeling on the floor at the foot of the bed to be concerned about that.

That day you were testing out a new toy.

.

Distractedly, you took note of a couple of people asking you if that was your boyfriend’s shirt you had lifted over your tits.

You ignored them.

Couldn’t a girl own an oversized tee without getting any flack?

Trivial comments like that aside, a good majority of the audience are fawning over how wet you were and how perfect you bouncing tits look being played with.

Your head fell back and your eyes fluttered shut.

You were sitting there, knees raised to your chest and legs splayed, your gushing pussy in full display where the toy was stuffed deep into her tightness, vibrating pleasantly.

‘I’m close…’ you mumbled throatily, squeezing your tits and pinching your stiff nipples in between your moving fingers. You moved your hips move faster, feeling the toy buzz against fluttering walls. You took a hand off one of your tits to rub at your engorged clit. ‘Fuckfuckfuck…’

Deep in your high, you didn’t hear the door open and close with a foreboding click.

You only heard your name being called by a deep, smooth voice through the heady haze.

Instantly you stilled.

When you snapped your head to look over her shoulder Jungkook was there, hands in his pockets, leaning against your doorframe with his sleeves drawn up to his elbows, muscle roped, inked skin on full display.

When he tilted his head to the side a little, appraisively, you dared to say as a quaking chill ran down your spine and your entire body felt like it was about to burst into flames, a bit of his hair fell over his face.

His eyes were like two black in the dark as he took you in, dragging his gaze up and down your exposed body languidly.

In the back of your mind, you wished the ground would part and swallow you whole.

‘Your mom,' he starts, capturing your attention wholly, dark gaze finally flickering to your face, his voice suddenly lower, hoarser. ‘She sent me over to check on you.’

It took you a moment to realize where you were, who you were, who he was.

It was like a bucket of cold water had been dropped over your head.

Jeon Jungkook, the school's resident trouble maker, soon to be your step brother, just walked in on you fingering yourself in in front of a recording camera.

Well. Yeah.

You gulped.

You were royally fucked.

depending on the response I get I might ( most probably will ) delete this. not because I'm ashamed of my work. because I'm embarrassed of myself. I really swore to never write again and here I am. sigh. yes, I have seen my previous works and noticed just how terrible they were and this is a big reason why. so sorry for putting you through that. a million apologies.

also, that's right. I have adopted a new style which might not be to everyone's liking. another reason why.

anyways, if you liked this filth ( i know it seems mild but I can tell you it's very likely gonna get worse ) please idk uh... fuck this isn't ao3. hm.

like and drop by in the ask box if you liked it and want to see more. it makes me happy. its like serotonin fuel to me.

have a nice day. see you next time ( maybe ). stay fresh. yeah. 💜💜.

[thenightshadeyaksha]

The Genshin Boys: Their type

what i think genshin boys type would be... y'all this is rushed asf and was written in like 10 mins on a bus so don’t think this chicken-scratch even matches  my actual writing, I was the English valedictorian after all.

Xiao (my beloved emo yaksha)

I personally think he doesn’t give a shit how you look, the man is 2000+ years old he’s above that, I think its more personality for him. someone quiet, calm and preferably not clingy is all he wants, someone he can bask in the presence of without having them talking and bothering him 24/7 so he is still able to attend to his duties as a yaksha (same here bestie)

Albedo (my beloved mad scientist)

He also isn’t one to care about looks, he wants someone smart, calm, quiet and confident. I think smarts is probably the biggest factor he wants someone to ramble about alchemy and have them understand and get into deep conversation with and maybe even double as his lab partner. I don’t see him being able to deal with an airhead considering he doesn’t have the greatest attention span.

Scaramouche (Will he do the fandango?)

He isn’t picky about looks but you HAVE to be shorter than him, he loves being taller than you it makes him feel powerful. as for personality I think he would like someone that is either a really smart sadist like him or a masochistic airhead that he can use to his liking. 

Xingqiu (my beloved book twink)

Looks don’t matter but he’d prefer if you were shorter so he could tease the living shit out of you for it (i know from experience), as for personality and other shit you better be smart otherwise he probably won’t even pay you any attention, as for books it would be easy to win him over if you were also a bookworm but if not it doesn’t matter I guess you just have to be good at pulling pranks.

Chongyun (the Hotter Jack Frost)

TBH I think he would be grateful for anyone to be looking at him romantically...or sexually. I’m sorry but this mans ego is so low from Xingqiu’s pranks that it doesn’t matter if your looks are akin to a deformed hillichurl and your an absolute airhead he would love you no matter what. (i bet your really pretty/handsome tho)

Kaeya (Sexy Snowman)

OK so i originally wrote this differently but someone was kind enough to point out a few things in his voice lines and story that contradict what my dumb ass wrote and i also sorta hated the old nickname i gave him so heres the edited version:

Kaeya does care about looks and prefers attractive people that he can show off  for looks but he also admires smart and outgoing people.i feel like he wouldn't care as much about looks if you were very well educated and spoken person.

old version:

This man is super picky i’m sorry bestie, he wants one of those (very obviously photo shopped) Instagram models, but at the same time he want someone flirtatious, funny and extroverted. hes got really high standards...sorry Kaeya but i don’t think your going to get  much from a %50 plastic %50 Photoshop guy/gal with the personality and intellect of a brick wall. (this ain’t Kaeya slander i love him but you can’t tell me this isn’t accurate)

Diluc (Flame daddy)

Poor bby, he just wants someone that loves him for who he really is and isn’t a knight of Favonious other than that he can’t ask for much more.

Child(e)

Hey girlie hold still ;) honestly I cant decide weather he’s similar to Kaeya with the whole Instagram model thing or he just has this sorta love at first sight thing going on other than that i have no idea. oh also i guess it pays to be a horny mf in this situation.

Bennett (pure bby)

he is grateful for anyone that even wants to hang around with him due to everyone avoiding him because of his bad luck, he would love you no matter what well as long as your not evil.

Razor (rawr XD)

he was raised by wolves so he’s not really picky as long as his Lupical like you, although he would probably refer to you as his mate...

Venti (tone-deaf bard)

he want a sugar mummy/daddy/glucose guardian to buy him wine jk, jokes aside i think he’d probably like someone carefree, friendly and with the same views on freedom as he does.

Zhongli (Geo Daddy)

as much as i hate this earth-bending grandpa i shall put up with him to appease the simps, he probably wants someone with a lot of money so he can stop freeloading off Childe or a person with a similar intellect to himself so then you both can freeload of Childe :)

ok bestie that concludes this please send requests in my ask box because im bored asf and need prompts.

[asknarashikari]

KRC reacts to this article

Headline: Famous Model, Miu Kazashiro, Belies Fiance Rumors. JK Jingu

Local dance instructor, Sougo Tokiwa, has been linked to a famous model, Miu Kazashiro, in the latest tabloid article. Kazashiro belied the rumors that the tabloid has spread and labeled Tokiwa as her fiance.

Kazashiro shared that she views Tokiwa as a younger brother to whom she was introduced by a mutual friend of theirs. Ever since she was introduced to him, she'd visit his dance school and watch the instructors teach dance, as she finds herself inspired by their routine. She's on record saying that some of her poses in her latest magazine shoots were inspired by those routines.

Tokiwa also shared the same sentiments in a separate interview. He belied all the rumors the tabloid has spread citing that he was already committed to a relationship to pursue one with Kazashiro-san. He also cited that Kazashiro-san was too old for his tastes, and hopes that she forgives him for that comment.

Tokiwa is a dance instructor and owner of a dance school that has been gaining popularity as of late. His school teaches all forms of dance, from street dancing to ballet.

JK's full name is Kaizou Jingu but yeah, that's the gist of it XD I think he would also make a video interview to accompany his article.

It's not actually made clear what sort of journalist he is, but in his appearance in Movie War Ultimatum he managed to secure all the footage associated with Gentaro's students, and in HeiGen Final he's seen tailing the baddies with a camera in tow. So he's probably more media-savvy than your traditional magazine/newspaper journalist.

[kassylin]

It just cracks me up that JK is calling himself a “dad” XD That pup is literally the sweetest thing. Also kudos for showing how much work it takes to have/raise a dog. And he’s doing such a great job. Pup requires infinite patience and discipline. No less than a child, I promise you. So, JK is again a role model, the sweetest guy and an amazing father lol

Really, they’re such a pleasure to look at. Also JK has just made a dobermann the most wanted dog in the world, I imagine XDDD

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

warning: ask re: belly insecurity

Hey! I absolutely love your confidence and overall, your blog makes me feel understood. I wanted to confide in you that i'm insecure about my belly. It's not big but i have this image in my head about it, that it should be flat as a board and no matter how much weight i lose i never seem to like the result so as one can imagine, that leads to a dangerous habit. I have an hourglass shape, my boobs are nice, my booty too, but since nowadays everybody goes around with croptops i've targeted my stomach and started to wear bigger clothes just so i can hide and not think about how it looks in shirts. Along with that i have other insecurities about me as a person and when combined, sometimes i have a really hard time smiling. So, what do u say? How do i start appreciating what i am?

First, wear whatever makes you feel comfortable. Trends come and go, and it's going to be fall / winter soon; their tummies will freeze to death while you're nice and cozy. XD On a serious note, clothes are clothes. Use them to help you, not hinder you. Crop tops can be worn with high-waisted items as well as over dresses so you can be covered and still have that look. Or just skip out on them, because it's all capitialism anyway, the companies are just trying to take your money YOU CAN RESIST, STAND FIRM WITH YOUR CLOSED WALLET

*cough* sorry, anyway...

Second, this is going to sound weird but perhaps all you need is to correct your posture LOL Good posture can reduce the appearance of belly fat because your body is in its proper positon. I think a lot of people think they're standing / sitting straight but they're not. You want your spine to be straight. People tend to hunch or try to pop their booty, however correct posture is tucking your butt in, shoulders tilted slightly back. You should be able to put a hard ruler against your back with no curve up and down. I know this is difficult to get used to (and if you have health concerns that prevent you from doing so IGNORE ME I am not a doctor). It does, however, make a huge difference when you look in the mirror.

Finally, having a completely flat abdomen is not something easily achieved. You will lose fat in other places first (ass and boobs) even with working out, because belly fat is there to protect your organs. It is there to keep your core warm, important for disgestion and maintaining body temperature so it will be the last to go. Those with flat stomachs have very low % body fat and while that can be healthy for them, it might not be for you. (Also, I'd rather you keep your titties and ass, they're fire :D)

If you want to work out and target that area for your own strength, do so, but change your intentions. "I want to be powerful and fuck just aa hard as whatifyoulivelikethat!" I'm kidding, don't, they might fall over and that's awkward if you're in the middle of getting railed, oop, but, anyway, let's move from image-focused to health-focused.

Also, people with flat stomachs aren't really flat 24/7. You eat a meal and it's immediately super visible LMAO That's just how it is, and it's why for photoshoots, etc models don't usually eat until after. Idols mention that they don't eat until after their schedules so they look their best for shootings. But not all idols think that way. Even World Wide Handsome Kim Seokjin himself has said he doesn't have abs because he likes eating (and he doesn't really like exercising either, too bad BigHit makes him do all that dance practice SORRY SEOKJIN, it's too late, you're essential to BTS). Don't worry too much, eating is good for the soul!

Your body is here to help you stay alive (to consume more BTS content, yes, I know I denounced capitialist consumption, but JK and Yoongi selcas are FREE also buy whatever you want, BTS merch is happiness). Don't be too harsh on yourself. Focus on what you can change. Real life isn't photoshopped with perfect lighting. Also, if someone is going to bang you, they aren't looking at your belly. They're probably distracted with other things (lol). Good health is what is important and that is difficult enough on its own!

-

p.s. they're out to get me, both of them today?! wtf

source: BTS_twt

[actualaster]

Startup spoilers. I've heard the first hour or so is fairly tutorial heavy, so this post will be my impressions as they happen of the introductory segment for PLA, and then a bit beyond that.

Filter "trainer kage" to block any of my posts about my playthrough

[I've basically kept myself entirely in the dark outside a handful of mechanics, forms, and new 'mons, so any story-related stuff that was discussed or revealed--if any was--pre-release I ignored, so its all brand new~]

Lmao god himself takes on the role of the "Welcome to the world of Pokémon" professor

I gotta admit, "basically the premise of PMD except you don't get Pokémonified" was not what I expected (this is not a bad thing)

Though alright, I can see what people mean a bit in the graphics--trees and grass definitely look wonky beyond the style of the game, the human and pokemon models look nice though, so far at least. A few graphical oddities but nothing fugly or anything. Water's pretty, IMO. So're the clouds.

GOD TRANSMUTED MY CELLPHONE LMAOOOOO well I guess that explains the tech level discrepancy

Also like the ambient cries in the BG

Wait. The PC is 15??? THEY LOOK LIKE A BABY THOUGH, THEY LOOK LIKE 10. Wow lol

I love Akari already though, her facial expressions are great when she's like >_>

Also, wow, they're just blunt about "yeah the pokemon will fucking kill you, you might die out there" I was not expecting that in terms of tone (but I like it, it's not like the series hasn't handled darker tones in the past, it's nice to see that return)

I'm going for Cyndaquil because I saw the leaks and I kin Hisuian Typhlosian (jk but I love it). His name is Blaze and I love him already~

Hm, I like the non-combay capture mechanics~ Battle capture mechanics seem standard-ish?

Wait, wait can pokemon learn more than 4 moves and you can customize their 4-mpve skillset? Is that how it works? That's how it looks, is that right??? (Please yes)

"It seems we won't have to leave you to due, after all" ?!?! HARSH MUCH??? (But I like it)

...Okay but the implication that the eye color you start with is just colored contacts and your real eye color is unknown is pretty fun. Swapped my eye color when I swapped clothes lol

Oh I look so much better with the hat lol. But ngl, kinda wish I'd gone with the girl for once, her appearance is actually really cute in this game

Mm, I think I'll like the gather-craft aspect, I enjoy that in games. But lol @ being told to just spend my cash on clothes XD

Oooh, you can choose when to evolve your pokemon instead of it happening automatically?? I like that!

So battling, catching pokemon, and using them to get items all give XP, with using them to get items giving it just to that mon? I like the addition~

Whoops, definitely do NOT want to head over by the angry looking Snorlax lol

Messed around just doing whatever for a while, the gameplay is really fun~

Changed up my appearance, I'm a femboy now :p

Also definitely love the evo animation.

Huh, so new status ailments can replace a previous one? Interesting

First Alpha and I did laugh, delelelewhooooooooooooooop (Blazed smoked it with Agile and Strong style Ember, two hits nice)

Lmao okay I like Iridia and Adaman

Also interesting, I suppose this "almighty Sinnoh" is how the Sinnoh region eventually came by its name?

Also, looking at the request board... asdfg OH NO, Drifloon playing with kids!? Better stop it from trying to drag them to hell lol

But mostly I'll get to more of it later, I should sleep lol