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unashamedly-enthusiastic · 2 months ago

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This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with a banger

VeryVeryVinny

#I don't even go here #The original video was just very good #And this is even better #I do enjoy a bop #Sorry about your country tho #I fear for mine #Peer reviewed reels #us politics #Hostile government takeover song

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blaithnne · 5 months ago

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Live Mel reaction

#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh #I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao #look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now #I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made #this is what you get instead #it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST #cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense #but an enby can dream #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #mel medarda #jayce talis #viktor arcane #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #sketch #shitpost #meljay #jayvik #meljayvik

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ato-dato · 2 years ago

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Road help.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 days ago

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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis #something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario #and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups #this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good #want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room #and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support #they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers #and it's Not The One You Think #oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart #emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen #so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room #(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons #they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways #(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist #and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history #“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you #i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but

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nipuni · 2 years ago

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the snake of eden 🥰

#good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #crowley #anthony j crowley #my art #I love him!!!#something quick because I'm very busy im sorry 😭#I have a ton of gomens sketches I want to work on when I'm done with my current deadlines I can't wait #I'm also making new outfits inspired by them!!#and I have a couple of poto paintings to finish!! and more poto content to share very soon eughuehg #also tempted to make doctor who fan art because I love tenth is there even still an audience for it? lmao #the audience is me 😌#I'm always the most inspired when I'm busy as hell 🥲#aaaaaa

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sadagios · 1 month ago

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GRIA: yes, my boyfriend doesnt remember me but we ARE getting back together

GRIA: ok so maybe he does remember . but hes just acting coy right? hahahaha ... RIGHT....?

#desertduo #scarian #trafficshipping #AU - Scarian Death Game #my art #mcyt #i needed this man out of my brain hes consuming all the limited braincells i had left #'what the hell is sdgau even about' idek man.#<< says the author (me) this au is cooked #i am not a good writer i am a sh*tposter by nature im so sorry

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turtleblogatlast · 10 months ago

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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #trans leonardo #trans leo #rottmnt headcanons #turtle art tag #rise draxum #happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry #but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me #I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha #I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo #that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha #(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare #also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics #also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too #both is good #making this made me remember why I never do color #at least for comics #it just takes sooo long #but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc #this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw #also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects #(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo

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lotus-pear · 8 months ago

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he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

#i’m sorry to everyone who followed me for skk they haven’t crossed my mind in weeks #it’s just been knkdz and kunikida brainrot 😔#when your brat of a boyfriend asks for a kiss and u tell him no and he hits you w this face #i would slap him tbh #honestly i think it’s a good thing kuni is dead bc he’s finally been released from the eternal punishment of being dazai’s babysitter #i miss them so badly it’s not even funny anymore #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws #also i deadass forgot how to shade so ignore how i basically just pillow shaded this entire drawing

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xxplastic-cubexx · 10 days ago

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good news for emma players coming this weekend: you're guaranteed having a mags to try the new team-up with if i'm on your team

bad news for emma players coming this weekend: you will functionally be solo-tanking if i'm on your team and we're on krakoa

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#marvel rivals #xmen #xmen comics #magneto #erik lehnsherr #cherik #in spirit jVLKERJA #charles xavier #professor x #emma frost #snap sketches #i finished this hours ago but didnt feel like posting it immediately for some reason jvELRKJERLKJ #i almost didnt post this even.. lol..#anyways i solemnly swear to stare at this statue for hours on end once the map is out #im very sorry to anyone who wanted a reliable tank on their team i am Unwell #anyway unnecessary FF i recycled mags' head in the second panel from a sketch i thought of abandoning #i was actually thinking of using the body from that sketch for a diff drawing but lol. funny how recycling works #anyway. i am sleepy. and have a very busy week ahead. so good night everyone please enjoy my tomfoolery #i apologize in advance for my tomfoolery this weekend... season 2 baby just around the corner...

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squidsmeister · 2 years ago

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dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film

#dungeon meshi #my art #laios thorden #senshi #marcille #chilchuck #chilchack #izatsumi #laois #laius thorden #sorry guys I don’t know which spelling is correct here #chilchucks car is a beat up beige Honda civic #laois never got a license because even though he’s actually a good driver he just never cared enough to do it #plus he wants to travel in some wacky way. like on a five person tandem bicycle or some shit #marcille never got a license because just fucking look at her #plus she gets motion sick in cars. she just would #senshi walks everywhere and has no need for cars #izatsumi just learned what a car was two days ago and she’s pissed that chilchuck doesn’t have a lambo #chilchuck doesn’t have time for any of this. he has to get his daughter to soccer practice at 5

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lucabyte · 3 months ago

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some thoughts on Claude

alt title: diversity win! this Butch Nun is crafting bombs in an unventilated room in her convent while actively courting Mother Superior! Do Not Give Them Access To Unlimited Power No Matter How Nice They Are

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#reminder that Claude is one of the only other housemaidens present in Start Again: A Prologue! Think about this for me <3 #isat spoilers #isat fanart #in stars and time #isat #in stars and time fanart #isat claude #isat loop #isat siffrin #isat odile #isat mirabelle #start again: a prologue #lucabyteart #some of these punchlines have been sat around in my files for almost a year at this point LMAOOO.. they were good enough to persist.#anyway yes i know claudes spectacles are small on her sprite but i like doing the dot eye in glasses thing so thats what ur getting !!#also swearing forever yay yay yay. sorry to fake swear lovers but sometimes i need it for the comedy to hit. sorry #... i might post that sasasap kick in the teeth on its own later just because i do like it a lot.#but yeah i have a decent amount of thoughts on claude. mostly informed by that i read both her and & euphrasie as rlly obvious signifiers #that like. mirabelles house is more than a little bit disorganised and way too lax on certain ethical ... concerns....#girls and guys youre in a place that lacks need for even a police force.... why were you workshopping rock traps and pungee pits...?#who signed off on that... are you guys like. you guys seem nice but are you alright. should i be worried #gotta respect the hustle of trying to fuck the head priest of your organisation though. genuinely love that for her #but WHAT a workplace ethics nightmare!! I thought it was bad enough reading it as unrequited. YOURE TELLING ME SHE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO HIT?#INSANE. I DONT WANT TO BE IN THE BUILDING FOR THAT BREAKUP. GET ME ON A PILGRIMAGE *STAT*

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mumblers-lobby · 3 months ago

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We don't know that guy.

Before anyone starts whining, go donate to the fund OUR community started for actual SA victims. Shut up and put a dollar on the jar. Thanks, Good Night.

#good omens #neil gaiman #enough people have said what i had to say about both the horrid case of him and those women AND how we reacted as a fanbase #yeah maybe he did part of the book and the second season of the show #but we're the people that brought life to good omens #so this is OUR community and OUR fandom and he is no longer welcome in this place #this is for Terry and Terry only and even Neil knows that #if it wasn't clear already my thoughts go to the victims #sorry if this is a bit ventish but i'm tired of the lack of empathy of some people on this website and i made this as a last call #WE. DON'T. SUPPORT. HIM.

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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 5 months ago

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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

#the final confrontation was basically his first death again #and YES he Does want the Joker dead #and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it #but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate #because he Wanted batman to pass his test #he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count #AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then #granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point #i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh #my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work #i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done #BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something #it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents #that love him and he can trust #the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here #i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob #while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away #anwya. where was i going with this #i think i got off topic #jason todd #dc comics #batman #ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand #they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option #EDIT EDIT: hiii #removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things #go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also #ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise

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cardo-de-comer · 3 months ago

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and yet he is not the blind one

#art #s.t.a.l.k.e.r art #s.t.a.l.k.e.r. game #s.t.a.l.k.e.r. 2 #s.t.a.l.k.e.r. faust #I have... strange opinions about him. I like the concept and he's a very intimidating enemy bc of who he ACTUALLY is... and i like that #and he has a very good boss fight ost that makes him even more scarier props for that too #but then he just fills me with rage. What he's doing and what he believes in like an actual person just makes me go nuts. although there ar #-worse things like SIRCAA #poor strider #poor everyone actually. anyone who stood near Faust i feel sorry for you

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estrangedandwayward · 5 months ago

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I hope wicked 2 ends with an 8 1/2 minute long gratuitous lesbian sex scene with crying and handholding while fiyero politely waits outside. For the girls

#glinda should be enraptured by her beauty and elffie should call her a good girl #anyway #i still havent seen part 1 but ive seen the musical live before #and when i was a little kid i heard popular in an amv and then it was my guilty pleasure #i really love kristen chenoweth #just just a lot #wicked #glinda x elphaba #glinda the good witch #elphaba thropp #gelphie #god sometimes i even like sit through decendants with my friend because shes in it for ten minutes #sorry for wicked posting

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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been in a yuuji mood

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #itadori yuuji #yuji itadori #sorry fr being quiet ive been a. busy w lmhs and b. in the emotional trenches #on the bright side tho arcane is out and i am once again attempting 2 channel a even a fraction of its art style #it is simply the natural order of things: arcane season drops and i am overcome with the urge to Paint #idk what they r feeding their artists and animators over there but its so gorgeous idk how they do it #regardless im thankful bc it feels like ive been so turbulent w where my style is #one second i love it the next i want to change everything about it #such is life such is growth #shoutout 2 yuuji fr being such a good guinea pig tho <3 #him and the colour red. if no one got me ik itadori yuuji and the colour red got me

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