#it's never gonna happen

[fakevariety]

please. i uh. need my friends to constantly tell me that they enjoy being around me. like please just text me once in a while and say you like me. fucukku ufuckk fuck i hate myself oh my god why can't i be fucking normal why do i have to be constantly anxious about every single thing my life why am i obsessing over a person when our friendship is fucking over i can't believe it's over they're gone they're never gonna hug me again they don't love me they're over me it all meant nothing it all meant nothing they're gone and there's nothing i can do

[baddecisionsgoooo0]

What I would not give to have some rich person decide to become my patron and tell me to just write all day and they will take care of my finances.

[salamanders-please]

Wish i could just flip a switch and stop having a crush. Would be nice.

[shutinlear53]

My dream is to finally have someone I could play splitscreen games with on my CRT TV, we could make out to pop punk and cuddle to emo music afterwards

[boogiejuice]

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[starry-eyed-steve]

It seems like they are going to explore Hopper's ptsd after escaping Russia, which is great. I love that for him. However, I can't say I'm not bitter that they tortured 18 year old Steve and 17 year old Robin in s3 and never mentioned it again. I see who the favorites are.

[imthebentley]

dont go wasting your eeeemotions

lay all your love on meeeeee

don't go wasting your devooootioooonDONT

STOP

ME

NOW

[wtfjd95]

I wanna be someone's thirst trap irl 😩

[backonrepeat]

After the overall awesomeness of BG3, and especially its delightfully compelling and charismatic villains, I can't help but wish for a Larian "Curse of Strahd" game.

Give Strahd to whoever wrote for Raphael to capture that manipulative, seductive, pathetic loser je ne se quoi. Get Andrew Wincott or Jason Isaacs to voice him for that evil charm.

Maybe some of the destined allies become your new companions, or potential romances. Ezmerelda can inherit the badass warrior seat from lae'zel, and Kasimir can take over pathetic sad wizard duties.

Larian loves their grey morals and hard choice endings, and Barovia offers plenty of possibilities for both.

It could be so beautiful...

[islib]

you know, as much as I genuinely love the competitiveness (GET WORSE, PLEASE, I AM DYING FOR SOME DEATH LOOPS) I think it would be amazing if the teams came out day-before-last with equal wins and noone logged on for the last day

[radi0silenxe]

the day south park ends is the day I end

[gnfmoon]

i would actually kill to see an irl stream of dteam going to adopt a new kitten and bring them home to introduce them to patches

[derpylittlenico]

i know this complaint is old (idc, i will grumble abt it like a crotchety old man til it stops) but?

when i say i have no interest in tumblr live? i mean it. from the depth of my grumpy soul to the marrow of my creaky bones. every time i have to snooze it for another week, my disinterest deepens.

in no world will i wake up and suddenly decide "you know? i dO want to subject myself to some sus, bot ridden bs"

so, like. it would be great if tumblr got the message that tumblr live is a nuisance not a bennie. if i wanted to do streaming shit, you know where i'd be? tiktok. ig. youtube. twitch.

but since i am hERE.....you get the picture.

**once again, ruthlessly snoozes tumblr live**

[fitnessgeekandcoffeefreak]

6.29.2023.

Am I wearing a Valentine's shirt in June? Yup. Do I care? Nope. My body is having a flare-up and I'm not happy about it. I traded my circuit training for 2 separate walks today in hopes that it will calm down quickly. I have way too much stuff to do. And that's exactly why my body would try to revolt 🙄

[lil-ghost-camper]

Love thinking i'm over it like yup, i've really truly moved on this time and then they do one thing and it's like well of course i'm right back in, let's be serious, i never actually left, cmon now

[lastonthebrakes]

max should get a pair of cartier shades to match his bracelets so he can do the whole joe burrow cartier glasses i won't even peek at you thing