#it's literally a cheat code

[unclekaz]

genuinely so mad. it's for an unrelated reason but im fuming. pounding on the glass screen of my enclosure and cracking it slightly. the only way to quell my bloodlust is if springtrap walked into my room and was visibly nervous by how angry i am and i immediately would change tunes and try to comfort him so he feels better and in turn i feel better since im not so mad anymore. send me to the therapist and im leaving soaked in blood, but the murder rabbit? i wouldn't even THINK about harming a fly if it made him uncomfortable. i love springtrap so much it's unreal how powerful the mental delusions about him are to my emotions

[genericpuff]

no one:

the mold in rowling's brain: pronouns are an invention made up by writers to sell more pronouns

[drabbling-away]

"The Remnant is what's keeping Michael alive" "Michael is a zombie because he's still alive but also dead"

wrong

That man is dead. That man's body is dead. That man is not a zombie, that man is a ghost who is stuck possessing his own decaying corpse.

"How does he move with all the damage that must have been done by Ennard?" he's possessing it.

"How does he talk when he probably doesnt have lungs or vocal chords anymore?" he's possessing it.

"How does he [insert thing that you probably wouldn't be able to do as a corpse and that you need a fully intact body for]" HE'S POSSESSING IT.

IT LITERALLY SOLVES ALL OF THOSE PROBLEMS.

How does Springtrap speak? How does Scraptrap move with those rusty ass joints? How does the puppet speak with a childs voice that it is definitely not programmed to have?

GHOST MAN.

[deobispresent]

Colin about to teach Penelope all the ways she can woo men— moreso, woo him specifically. The galaxy brain on this man—

[mando-din-lorian]

I love me Star Wars time travel shenangians and I am absolutely giggling at the idea of Din going back in time and being, like, an expert in Yoda behavior and antics.

He’s spent so much time with Grogu, he picked up on things that seem to be natural for the species that perfectly align with Yoda.

He knows that they’re a carnivorous, and while they have sharp teeth to cut into meat, they typically swallow their food whole. He knows they like small prey, something usually slimy as it’s easier to swallow, and that food is important to them (as their species burn a lot of energy despite being small - my personal headcanon is that it’s because they’re so naturally in-tune with the force and use it more to often for basic living, thus it takes a lot to replenish that energy); offering food is like showing them off that they’ll be safe and well-fed with you, so when Din offers Yoda a raw, slimy eel as an offering of good-intent, everyone is absolutely baffled, disgusted, and enthralled when Yoda just swallows that mucus-covered atrocity whole and pats his legs, and they’re basically besties now

Din knows that they’re incredibly perceptive to sound due to their large ears, and thus speaks soft and quiet (or, you know, his natural way of speaking 😂) when talking with Yoda. He also knows that it’s easy for them to get ear infections, especially if they get a lot of water or wax-build-up in their ears, so any time after a mission in the rain, or in water, Din offers Yoda space-ear-wax cleaner and Yoda is like knows how to treat a person, this bitch does

And he just ends up getting along so well with Yoda and does things no one even considered to be Yoda thing (because Yoda is a maniac and likes to watch people bask in the confusion of his antics) that it’s just baffling. They don’t know what to do. How the fuck. What the fuck. They’re absolutely baffled, bamboozled, and bewilderment

To summarize, Din is Yoda’s homie and they have brunch every Friday and Din is more than comfortable with Yoda perching on his shoulder because their species likes having the higher ground

[a-roguish-gambit]

I’m watching season three and they literally gave Kurt an arc about staying in the closet for his own safety versus coming out to stand by his friends. they have him literally masking as a normal human being with an image modifier and he’s arguing with his friends about continuing to use it to avoid persecution or standing by them and supporting them. they really really wanted to make this boy gay oh my god.

[cityandking]

What kind of campaign notes do you take, and is there any format to them? I write down almost everything in a giant text wall of bullet points and it is only questionably helpful lol

I've been the Designated Note Taker of a few campaigns and to be honest my notes tend to be more copious than well-organized but I do have a few organizational tricks! The big one is I use film script-style headers for locations so everything is sorted by Where It Takes Place as well as by session.

I also use nesting bullet points in ways that I'm not sure would be legible to other people but they make sense to me! And I have specific formats for things my character is present for vs stuff happening that my character doesn't know (it's brackets. the formatting is just brackets.)

For Voidhopping everything's pencil and paper but for the Dragon Age game I've been digitizing it (for easy searching later—there's a lot of lore) which involves some minor reformatting, fixing name spellings, etc. For example:

These are my OG notes from a session where we met a handful of new NPCs (at the Guild Hall)

And this is what it looks like cleaned up/organized

[hisnamewasphil]

I’m going to start taking all of people’s ridiculous hatred of Sakura and start assuming it’s projection because the only criticisms I ever see are that she’s trash, annoying, useless, or a combination of the three.

[princesscallyie]

My lil bro is officially getting promoted as a mechanic at his job at CarMax (didn’t go to school for it or nothing. Just a lot of practice on other people’s cars). Y’all be easy. I’m set!

[galpalkirk]

okay but ttpd is the perfect loustat album

[janthonyfell]

hear me out- HEAR ME OUT.

Terzo in his white "He is" music video suit and Copia with his white suit, together just like Nihil and Imperator in the "Dance Macabre" music video, having that peculiar wedding and kissing while it's raining blood-

[penisdungeon]

MAKE FRIENDS // HIATUS KAIYOTE [Love Heart Cheat Code, 2024]

You could recognise me I want you to recognise me

[kiigan]

moral of the story: Tsukuyomi is scary.

[growling]

the growler, after all these years of endless torment, has finally been documented to have constructed a comprehensible and doable fanfic outline and has made, relatively to its species, a commendable amount of progress into starting to actually write it down. this is an exceptional accomplishment for it and frankly, it should be praised extensively for being so cool and awesome an

[anthurak]

Personally, I always really like to see when viewing and appreciating characters and the dynamic between them can come full circle.

Like how when you first start watching Fate Stay Night (particularly if you start with the FATE route/anime as intended), you think 'Wow, Archer is SO much cooler and more interesting than Shirou.'

And then when you get through the UBW and HF routes/shows/movies you think 'Oh hey, Shirou is actually WAY cooler than Archer!'

And then after all is said and done, you step away for a while and when you come back to FSN later after having given it some more thought, you get to 'Wait, no. Archer/EMIYA is in fact far, FAR more interesting/compelling/cooler than Shirou.' Because Archer is LITERALLY the older/cooler/more-traumatized/more-fleshed-out/more-interesting version of Shirou who gets to be an actual CHARACTER with history, trauma and an arc of personal redemption who DOESN'T have all of Shirou's wish-fulfillment, power-fantasy, main-character-cheat-codes, harem-protagonist bullshit.

I dunno, I've personally always found that it pretty neat when you can do that :D

[bottombaron]

i think it's kind of funny that Nandor waited outside a Panera Bread like Batman for who knows how long

but he also knew the whole time that if he really wanted to find Guillermo, all he had to do was go to his mom's house

bitch was fucking hoping to have a dramatic sexy fight in an allyway with Guillermo where Guillermo (not Patton Oswalt) would have changed his mind with a kiss