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They Invented Ibuprofen For This

FNaF Springtrap x OC

Word Count: 2,220

Summary:

You know, you've been living in this duplex for probably a month now, and you haven't opened up the medicine cabinet. Or maybe you have, and you just don't remember it. If it was just for a little nick or scratch, then the point still remains. Things happen and you move on, that much is certain. But at least the things that used to happen aren't happening anymore. Maybe you're finally safe and able to go steady.

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Me n the mutuals on our way to reblog the same fucking post over and over again

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Transform Six

FNaF Glamrock Freddy & Gregory

Word Count: 2,350

Summary:

In Hurricane, two idiots have to conform to sharing a body and mind. So far, not very well. They've finally established a plan after getting outside the house. Go clothes shopping. The trip shouldn't be too eventful. So instead, what about a ghost from Nolan Afton's horribly storied past? That snowstorm wasn't just in Wyoming, and that news story about the Ukraine accident won't just affect him alone. Time to see what other people are up to.

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I promise you guys have no idea where this video is going

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we lost a huge culture war when everyday people started describing works of art as "intellectual property" and "content"

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sorry, I saw this and had to screenshot bc it made me actually laugh out loud

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I think Brokeback Mountain made the general public mad in a way a lot of other gay movies before it hadn’t because it made people uncomfortable to think of gay men in careers associated with traditional masculinity. It’s okay if the gay guy on screen is a lisping effeminate theatre performer or troubled artist, that’s comfortable, they’re used to that stereotype, it’s okay if they exist in a world separated from them. The idea that there are gay men out there working rugged blue collar jobs in fields like construction, mining and animal agriculture makes them angry. We need to keep telling these stories.

[unclekaz]

Transform Six

FNaF Glamrock Freddy & Gregory

Word Count: 2,350

Summary:

In Hurricane, two idiots have to conform to sharing a body and mind. So far, not very well. They've finally established a plan after getting outside the house. Go clothes shopping. The trip shouldn't be too eventful. So instead, what about a ghost from Nolan Afton's horribly storied past? That snowstorm wasn't just in Wyoming, and that news story about the Ukraine accident won't just affect him alone. Time to see what other people are up to.

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okay, yes, I know that comma isn't supposed to be there but I want the reader to take a breath! I want a pause! Stop trying to correct me, I'm trying to control the flow of reading

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WHAT???

HOW MUCH DID I PLAN AHEAD???? HE DIDN'T EVEN EXIST BACK THEN!!!!!!

HE WAS JUST A SHITTY Y/N!!!!!!

HOW?????????

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

[unclekaz]

this post feels weirdly infantilistic.

i mean it can make sense! he died and his brain got rattled so he's just a lot more sensitive and weird but

a 50-ish year old man being afraid of thunder and needs someone to comfort him? idk man

i really like thinking that springtrap, despite being a possessed animatronic suit and having the mangled remains of his past in the rear-view mirror, he's still just a person. he gets scared whenever the boom of thunder echos through the night and needs you to soothingly give him comfort as he trembles in every limb. he gets cabin fever after being inside for his own safety for so long, so you two devise a little get-together in the backyard so he can soak in the sun. he might be incredibly anxious of fire but he still finds comfort in tossing a log into the fireplace and feeling the soft crackle of firewood warm his fur. he enjoys passing the time by trying out a baking recipe in a book you rented from the library and suddenly feeling your soft embrace as you hug him from behind and burying your face in his fur. he might be a mess physically, but he's still a person and i love that about him.

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if i count, technically 300 angels have grown wings thanks to MT

now it feels ethereal to see springtrap x ballora because im so high-keyed with gay springy that it feels weird

skill issue on my part ngl

an angel grows wings every time you depict springtrap as a homosexual

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ehhhh. i don't know.. springtrap isn't the kind of guy to bullshit his opinions

he wouldn't flub like that, he'd just admit his faults and learn about it later!

which means MT springtrap could learn about 9/11

i like thinking about springtrap's opinion on modern things is literally just him coming up with random shit. like if you ask his opinion about war he's like 'yeah uh. that one war. where the people kill each other. yeah that's uh. not good.' because he has No Clue What You're Talking About™

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i see the vision but low-key it wouldn't look good on him. the yellow fur and happy exterior would be like making a golden retriever into a sparkledog

now for nolan? 100%. sexualize that gay boy in 2000's emo gear.

dude fuck current goth. i wanna see springtrap in 2000's emo attire. the fuckass green dyed stripe wig, the invader zim tattoo, the piercings, and get him SO many candy bracelets and necklaces. he's gonna look amazing AND THE STUDDED CHOKER I FORGOT THAT PART

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ha ha.

ha.

well. i understand a lot about my series now

shout-out to springtrap's ears. i like thinking that through his theoretical possession of the suit he can feel sensations relating to his ears, which means it's perfectly free game to say 'take a hike big ears' then watching him get embarrassed because that is a technically correct statement. there's also the REALLY fun thought of grabbing his ears and just rrrrrRRRRRRRRRHHAHRRRHARHKGJG

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funny enough i actually use these for nolan now. perpetually exhausted survivor has always been a trademark of his character

also making a white man the reference for MT springtrap, who is canonically black?

you can tell i hadn't thought much about what i was saying yet sheesh.

i think my favorite mental reference for springtrap facial looks or general stares is tlou joel miller screenshots. there's something about the sad sullen and tired glances of him that just perfectly translates to the murder rabbit in my brain

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awwww fuckkkk.

great idea past me! i should've fuckign wrote this alreadyyyyy

okay here's something just a little sad, but i really am interested in what springtrap does when he's left at home. like maybe you have somewhere to be like visiting family or you have work, since the murder rabbit is clearly not safe when brought outside in broad daylight, that means they're definitely left completely alone at your home for possibly hours on end. thinking about them kinda just sulking around, trying to keep themselves occupied but can't because they're anxious if you're gonna pull up and into the driveway or if you're just gone forever. albeit, when you do return home you immediately get bear-hugged by this massive animatronic with tears in their eyes because they missed you so horribly they started crying because of how on-edge they were with you being gone for ages to them.