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get this fuckin pig ass off of my feed NOW.

BUGS BUNNY WOULD NEVER.

crack whore. put some respect on bugs bunny.

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The American Liberty of Homeownership

(I'm Running Out of Names)

FNaF Springtrap x OC

Word Count: 1,154

Summary:

I saw him unravel. I shouldn't have said that, should I? I should've just been calm and rational, but I figured that he needed to learn a lesson. Why not lay down the law? Should've known better. Especially with Nolan's reaction to the law usually being with violence. I saw him crack wide open, his mind started to twist as he took what I said too seriously. It was a bluff. Why didn't he see that? Oh, God.. What have I done to him?

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I know this sucks but it seemed hilarious when I sketched it in a moving vehicle on 2 hours of sleep

text says: “I have never done anything wrong in my life.” “I know this, and I hate you.”

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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

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Rougher sketches of some concept art for an oc, before I made her a nerd and uncool

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i love this! but can i ask something

is that. clementine from the walking dead??? if this is just a coincidence that's genuinely really funny-

I know this sucks but it seemed hilarious when I sketched it in a moving vehicle on 2 hours of sleep

text says: “I have never done anything wrong in my life.” “I know this, and I hate you.”

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WBWWC Michael (ignore the eyes not matching in the bottom drawing my hand was cramping)

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Warmups sketch dump :)

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Look at my art boy

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🌻 random in-character questions

an ask game where, instead of replying from your perspective, you answer as if it's your original character/muse/self-insert/etc. answering the question ✨

🌧️ "When outside during the rain, do you use a raincoat, an umbrella, or something else? Do you enjoy rain?"

🍳 "Are you a good cook? Do you enjoy cooking? What's your favorite thing to cook?"

🧼 "Do you prefer to take a shower during the morning or evening? Do you like taking baths? What's your favorite scent of shower gel?"

❌ "Would you do something that someone told you not to do? Why? Is there someone you'd actually listen to more than everyone else?"

🏳️ "What will make you give up?"

📖 "What kinds of books do you read? Do you have a lot of time to read?"

⛸️ "What's your favorite kind of sport? Do you follow sports closely or don't care at all?"

😷 "How often do you get sick? Do you stay at home when sick or do you end up going outside to, say, get some groceries? If you go outside, would you wear a mask?"

🥼 "Do you have to wear a uniform somewhere? If yes, how do you feel about it? If no, what kind of uniform would you love to wear?"

🥂 "How do you celebrate you accomplishments?"

🛴 "What's your preferred way of getting somewhere - own car, public transport, a bicycle, or something else? How well do you follow the traffic rules?"

🕰️ "What do you use to check what time it is?"

🥰 "What would make you feel happy and loved?"

🐇 "Do you believe in other dimensions?"

🎺 "What kind of music do you mostly listen to? Do you know how to play an instrument, and if not, which one would you want to learn to play?"

💽 "Do you collect anything? Why?"

🧋 "What's your go-to thing to drink? Do you prefer cold or hot drinks?"

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The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

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So I’m learning the ukulele because I want to destroy stereotypes that they’re only for people who fit into the “soft” aesthetic. I can be a gross slimy punk creature and rock out on this tiny thingy

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oc asks that reveal more than you think

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

Ask them to describe their love interest.

Do they look good in red?

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?

What age do they most want to be right now?

They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?

Name one thing their parents taught them.

Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?

Do they like children?

Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?

What do they like that nobody else does?

What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?

Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?

Stability or novelty?

Honesty or charity?

Safety or possibility?

Talent or effort?

Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?

Would they date a fixer-upper?

What recurring dreams do they have?

What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?

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my heart goes out to people who are fans of characters that have awfully mischaracterized content in canon

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