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corviiids · 2 months ago

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i know i keep killing him but do you think L lawliet would give me one chance

#woukd he let me kiss him one time before i manufacture another tragic end for him do you think #stay tuned for my next fanfiction where L gets isekaied into another universe but we dont follow him into thst universe #we just watch him get hit by a bus and die #rookposting #before watching dn i was like why does everyone want this weird frog so bad but now i get it #also his dub voice. i get it. like i understand now.#still going to repeatedly kill him though #it's like cute aggression

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captain-krow-drozdov · 3 months ago

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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

#captain's posts #this has been haunting me #the flash/any of the speedsters:*exist*#danny:*can feel the speedforce on them* i like your vibe funny man #basically danny is actually an alternate version of Ra's Al Ghul and gets chucked into the dc vesrse #because natural portals are bitches hijinks ensue #and while i do love batfam adopting danny i think its very funny for flash to just yoink him while the big bad bat isn't looking #i desperately need him and tim to be besties tho specifically before they find out danny is an alternate Ra's Al Ghul #danny:*sitting in a park and tinkering with some circuitry* oh hey flash :)#flash: hey kid! great news i might be adopting a kid soon!#danny: oh really? thats cool-#flash:*holding out adoption papers and doing his best puppy eyes* its you. sign here.#danny:*vague memory of clockwork complaining about speedster pops into his mind* hmmm #danny:*deciding to be a little shit cause what else do you do when you're almost a year into being stuck in an alternate dimension* >=)#danny: sure why not? soooo full name or what?#flash:*didn't expect to get this far* uh-#i also really like danny being clockworks apprentice/time line clean upper so danny just remembers cw bitchin about the speedsters #also cause im a sucker for tim x danny...#tim:*having a crisis cause the cute meta kid he befriended/has a crush on may or may not be a vlone of Ra's Al Ghul* aaaaasaaaaaaaasaaaaaaa #dick: you okay buddy?#tim:*aggressively points at the dna match of danny to Ra's Al Ghul on the bat computer* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA #dick: Oh-#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dpxdc

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togament · 6 months ago

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GUYS???? GUYS.

even his fingers blush. THEY FUCKING BLUSH.

#wind breaker #windbreaker #nii satoru #satoru nii #haruka sakura #sakura haruka #SAKURA NATION RISE UP 🗣️🗣️#LOOK AT YOUR CUTIE PATOOTIE #AND HIS BLUSHING FINGEROONIES #he’s too fucking cute for his own good i just wanna #*latches my teeth on his arm and thrashes around like an angry dog*#cuteness aggression go wild

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bruciemilf · 15 days ago

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Goddd give me Thomas, Martha and Alfred who were completely obsessed with baby Bruce. Martha who’s quiet but solemn affection.

Hand holding, polishing his messy cheeks after he stole dessert from the kitchen, words of affirmation, teaching him how to build confidence brick by brick. “No one is made to be insignificant.”

Thomas who’s bright and loud and bigger than big, who’s just pride embodied. Showing Bruce off at every opportunity. His love is savage by nature.

Squishing Bruce’s face and throwing him around and aggressively kissing him all over his face. Maybe biting into the chub of his cheeks a little. Bruce is like his extra limb.

And Alfred? From the second Bruce took his first breath, he knew. He knew Gotham would drown him in shadow because the little pearl was just too perfect. But he’ll be there.

He was the knight first.

#thomas having cute aggression 24/7 is something that can be soooo personal #very hands on dad. I think if you were a shitty dude who dad shamed him he’s just grin at you — teeth full and sharpened #‘you know I delivered my baby right’#but Bruce was everybody’s baby I think #like - I don’t think the Waynes had staff because thomas likes being a handyman #but the driver and gardener and cook and the maid staff need to have jobs so they’re there once or twice a week and Bruce is very much #their baby as well #bruce wayne #baby bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #thomas wayne #martha wayne #pennywaynes

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raintides · 7 months ago

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finally playing project sekai 4 years late (i like the clown unit)

#project sekai #tsukasa tenma #rui kamishiro #emu otori #nene kusanagi #tsukasa activates my cute aggression. every time he says anything or makes a funny noise i want to squeeze him like a squeaky toy #i thought i escaped idol hell but i relapse every time i touch a rhythm game

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tedzyrotten · 3 months ago

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vessel air guitar will never not be funny

#guyphantom ramblings #sleep token posting #sleep token #ughhh i’m sorry i only have a shitty recording from twt but #i needed to share this it’s so silly #and i love when he is silly #also he looked like he got cuteness aggression at the end when he just goes AUGH to iv

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ladyverdance · 9 days ago

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You do some stupid things when you're in love. Kuekuatsheu didn't know that once you leave the Spirit World, you can never go back. Now he's trapped here. Every night the Moon searches for him and every night he sees her in the sky and howls her name... but he can never touch her again.

Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett / Wolverine XMEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009), dir. James Mangold