#it's legit smoking what-

[gooeykit]

the only IPs i want to play with are ben 10, reboot and popeye BASED ON THE FUNDEMENTALS of them being disrespected by their own continuations and reboots....... TEEN ERA BEN 10 WAS NOTHING BUT DC/MARVEL RIPOFFS TO THE POINT OF CHANGING IDEAS THAT ROCKED INTO SHIT THAT SUCKED. SEASON 4 OF REBOOT SUCKED NGL AND WAS CANCELLED MIDWAY THRU. POPEYE DESERVES TO BE IN THE MODERN EYE AND IT NOT BE LIKE YOIUTUBE KIDS BS.

[yukinyaminyato]

ive barely slept for days, im so exhausted i basically don't even know what day is it.

[ottpopfic]

When you finally kill off people in an everybody lives AU and only realize after the fact that they died the same way they did originally in cannon

[pinkeoni]

Unused ideas mean Will smoking crack

Will in season 2 after smoking crack

[cosmicrecluse]

I have to keep reminding myself that even if I like my coworkers and do occasionally spend time with them outside of work, that I’m not really friends with them. Like they all go out together and see each other fairly regularly outside of work and I get invited occasionally. I feel like a loser for never going but like. I like my friends. I want to spend time with my friends. But man does it make you REALLY feel isolated when everyone is making inside jokes and you just sit there not understanding.

[vodid]

learned of a new potential allergy/asthma irritant that's been marinating in my room for several years and i am trying to cope with the fact that cleaning my room is nigh impossible without stirring all that up because it makes me miserable and sometimes even sick. but this wouldn't be a problem if,, my room was clean,,

trapped in a paradox o(-(

[katyspersonal]

Kids dodging the Choir be like

Black Church doctor:

Henryk:

Little Viola and a bunch of various orphaned children: *are just chilling in the room doing little kids things*

Black Church doctor: So... We can't take them to the Orphanage since all of them are not orphans, but your legitimate children?

Henryk: 👍

Black Church doctor:

Black Church doctor: And who is their mother, then?!

[Valtr walks into a room, very very poorly disguised as the most stereotypically Woman TM ever, in dress with accessories and fake honkers n all, think of that time in Jojo's Chapter 2 where he tried to pretend to be a woman to sneak past the soldiers you remember xd Like it is even funnier if he is wearing his bucket helmet, but he painted eyelashes and lipstick over it ;-; xdddd]

[audience laugher track plays]

Valtr: *poorly attempting high-pitched voice* Darling, are you having thOSE SHIT-ST- uuuurgh, I mean, guests over again? 💄 🥺 Don't you know that tHOSE SCUM- errr, that unfamiliar people make children feel disturbed? 😘

Black Church doctor: Wait, familiar vo-

Valtr: *pushing them out through the door* I apologise, but it is time for the babies to go to bed! 💋 We truly would have appreciated your visit at any other day, dISGUSTING FIL- uhhh, honorable servant of the Healing Church!

[Valtr ends up pushing the Church member out of the house despite their protests, seems like they gave up upon further bothering about "babies having their bed time". ....Several seconds later, Valtr pulls his weapon out of thin air and absolutely obliterates the guy, grinding them into a bloody pulp.]

[audience laugher track plays]

Valtr: *returns in the house, all bloodied, victoriously holding a Vermin in his fist* Hey, who wants to smash a Vermin? :D

Children: DAAAAAAAAAD, mister Valtr is acting weird and seeing some insects that aren't here again :'(

Henryk: *facepalms*

Valtr: What? Hm, you want to know why have I even agreed to put on the show, since I have destroyed that scum in the end?

Henryk: 👍

Valtr: I just like looking nice!

[audience laugher track plays]

Henryk: *sighs* I should have asked Eileen instead... If everyone coming to our place never returns, they are going to suspect something...

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[some time later...]

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Black Church doctor 2 the sequel: So... We can't take them to the Orphanage since all of them are not orphans, but your legitimate children?

Eileen: You heard right.

Black Church doctor 2:

Eileen:

Black Church doctor 2: Aren't they too old, though?!

[camera cuts to the full screen, revealing that Eileen had Valtr and Henryk tucked like little babies. audience laugher track plays]

Valtr: *whispering to Henryk* ...this is not what we meant...

Henryk: Shut up and sleep tight, you dunce ☝️

Little Viola: [stabs the Church doctor from the back to death]

[audience laugher track plays]

[lombaxfloof]

Gonna kill myself

[gece-misin-nesin]

Rita during chapter 13: Wow how dare these people conduct human experiments! This is disgusting and evil!

Also Rita: Works for an organization that does 95% human experimentation and 5% anything else

[yallemagne]

Classic Grammarly Fail.

babe what.

[medicinemane]

Actually here's a true example of where it's like bro you have the moral backbone of wet putty

He got banned in destiny 2 and he thought it was unjust, and I forget the details, but I was inclined to agree

He swore a blood feud with them, he'd never play again... then like a week later he rebought every last bit of content for it, and like was playing it last night complaining that he didn't think this latest season had much content... but my man... you're still playing it and giving them money... despite the fact you're not enjoying it and also the fact you said you'd never buy it again

I don't think you really get to say "well if a game's good people'll play it no matter what", cause you're just the Spider's Georg of playing every game even if it sucks ass

[fearsomeandwretched]

[virtute-praeditum]

[ his smokestacks are actually functional not just for looks im

[tatersgonnatate]

That feeling when you park your car and some guy threatens to shoot you and slit your tires if you walk in a building

That was my afternoon

🙃🙃🙃

[tittyinfinity]

Wait no I'm actually genuinely confused. Every time I've had a seizure has been after going a while without marijuana. I've been on Lamictal for almost 6 years. I have never once had a seizure while consistently having weed. But apparently Lamictal and weed together can cause them???? Is it just different for me??? With all the meds I'm on, it's literally the only way I'm able to eat. And it reduces the amount of pain meds I need to take. Keeps me from being impulsive, helps me focus, calms me down, makes me think more clearly, has kept me from self-harming many times....like it has literally saved my life. It's just so wild to me that other people have all these negative side effects. I'm wondering if it has something to do with my mom smoking weed when she was pregnant with me

[colors927]

thank you i appreciate the added context

i didn’t even know mall CBD stores were a thing, i thought this was maybe just a dispensary of some sort with a poorly worded sign

i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy