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the only IPs i want to play with are ben 10, reboot and popeye BASED ON THE FUNDEMENTALS of them being disrespected by their own continuations and reboots....... TEEN ERA BEN 10 WAS NOTHING BUT DC/MARVEL RIPOFFS TO THE POINT OF CHANGING IDEAS THAT ROCKED INTO SHIT THAT SUCKED. SEASON 4 OF REBOOT SUCKED NGL AND WAS CANCELLED MIDWAY THRU. POPEYE DESERVES TO BE IN THE MODERN EYE AND IT NOT BE LIKE YOIUTUBE KIDS BS.
#i could go on about all of these legit. my secret fourth thing is the smoggies purely for fun.#i dont like calling my stuff fanfic bc i feel fanfic doesnt adhere very well at all nor does it emulate any property what it was inspired b#but i do have my own stories i've woven#except popeye i think that i need to read more the comics first#both mainframe's movie and what i assume gendy tartakovsky is making 4 popeye actually focussed too much on him being a sailor#not enough random shit and slapstick#popeye isnt usually sailing in the comics or the cartoons#but its still an important facet of his character that he's a sailor#AND THAT HE SMOKES#i would bring back the tobacco pipe
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ive barely slept for days, im so exhausted i basically don't even know what day is it.
#yesterday a customer told me it feels like a monday and i was like haha yep yep while wondering in my head what weekday it was again#and i legit couldn't come up w an answer#during the hours i slept last night i had a dream where i said i wanna start smoking. what customer service does to a person 馃槶馃槶#to think i only started last week and im not even working full-time 馃ゴ馃ゴ馃ゴ馃ゴ#as im typing this a big group of elementary schoolers just hopped on this bus. pls kill me i can't take this#my posts
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When you finally kill off people in an everybody lives AU and only realize after the fact that they died the same way they did originally in cannon
#leo in an explosion so a loved one could life#Jason impaled fighting so a loved one could make it out alive#I legit did not plan that#I was also possessed by the AU when I wrote this so uuuuuub#but also like#not only did they go together#(which was what I was trying to get across)#but they died there original deaths but succeeded in the intent they tried for the first time#Jason still died after Leos sacrifice#and Jason succeeded in taking out the enemies he set out to give himself up for#they both protected the person they were trying to save#and this time Jason didn't die alone#I legit did not think out these themes I just wrote#and then after I posted I smoked some green#Because I work with children and I deserve to do so they are all awful right now#and then reread it and cried more then then when I wrote it because wtf self#anyways#talk
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Unused ideas mean Will smoking crack
Will in season 2 after smoking crack
#alsjwidjwkdjwkdk#also anon congrats you made me legit laugh out loud#i feel like im one step away for getting in trouble for this#but also what makes it so funny is the absurdity of WILL BYERS smoking CRACK#tw drugs#crack will#asks#anon
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I have to keep reminding myself that even if I like my coworkers and do occasionally spend time with them outside of work, that I鈥檓 not really friends with them. Like they all go out together and see each other fairly regularly outside of work and I get invited occasionally. I feel like a loser for never going but like. I like my friends. I want to spend time with my friends. But man does it make you REALLY feel isolated when everyone is making inside jokes and you just sit there not understanding.
#plus they usually go to bars or get high and I feel like even more of a loser#because I don鈥檛 drink legit just cuz I can鈥檛 stand how it tastes but I feel like they think it鈥檚 cuz I鈥檓 boring#and I don鈥檛 smoke again cuz I don鈥檛 like how it feels/tastes#I don鈥檛 vape smoke drink club nothing.#literally only because I genuinely don鈥檛 enjoy those things not because I鈥檓 against them for others#I get a kick out of doing my bowling league and watching movies with my friends while sober#and that makes it look like (I worry) that I鈥檓 boring#I don鈥檛 know I just feel super self conscious about it some days#but I鈥檝e always kept work and my personal life extremely separate#ive never (or very very rarely) worked with friends I knew outside of work or saw coworkers outside of work#I wish I could be satisfied with what I have because what I have is GOOD without getting self conscious about what I lack
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learned of a new potential allergy/asthma irritant that's been marinating in my room for several years and i am trying to cope with the fact that cleaning my room is nigh impossible without stirring all that up because it makes me miserable and sometimes even sick. but this wouldn't be a problem if,, my room was clean,,
trapped in a paradox o(-(
#and i'm already having a bad asthma day after getting one (1) tiny whiff of smoke from what i assume was a neighbors cookout#just my luck#i sit here wondering what life would be like if i could fucking breathe for once LMAO#seriously i swear my house is legit an asthma/allergy NIGHTMARE. and here i am.
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Kids dodging the Choir be like
Black Church doctor:
Henryk:
Little Viola and a bunch of various orphaned children: *are just chilling in the room doing little kids things*
Black Church doctor: So... We can't take them to the Orphanage since all of them are not orphans, but your legitimate children?
Henryk: 馃憤
Black Church doctor:
Black Church doctor: And who is their mother, then?!
[Valtr walks into a room, very very poorly disguised as the most stereotypically Woman TM ever, in dress with accessories and fake honkers n all, think of that time in Jojo's Chapter 2 where he tried to pretend to be a woman to sneak past the soldiers you remember xd Like it is even funnier if he is wearing his bucket helmet, but he painted eyelashes and lipstick over it ;-; xdddd]
[audience laugher track plays]
Valtr: *poorly attempting high-pitched voice* Darling, are you having thOSE SHIT-ST- uuuurgh, I mean, guests over again? 馃拕 馃ズ Don't you know that tHOSE SCUM- errr, that unfamiliar people make children feel disturbed? 馃槝
Black Church doctor: Wait, familiar vo-
Valtr: *pushing them out through the door* I apologise, but it is time for the babies to go to bed! 馃拫 We truly would have appreciated your visit at any other day, dISGUSTING FIL- uhhh, honorable servant of the Healing Church!
[Valtr ends up pushing the Church member out of the house despite their protests, seems like they gave up upon further bothering about "babies having their bed time". ....Several seconds later, Valtr pulls his weapon out of thin air and absolutely obliterates the guy, grinding them into a bloody pulp.]
[audience laugher track plays]
Valtr: *returns in the house, all bloodied, victoriously holding a Vermin in his fist* Hey, who wants to smash a Vermin? :D
Children: DAAAAAAAAAD, mister Valtr is acting weird and seeing some insects that aren't here again :'(
Henryk: *facepalms*
Valtr: What? Hm, you want to know why have I even agreed to put on the show, since I have destroyed that scum in the end?
Henryk: 馃憤
Valtr: I just like looking nice!
[audience laugher track plays]
Henryk: *sighs* I should have asked Eileen instead... If everyone coming to our place never returns, they are going to suspect something...
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[some time later...]
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Black Church doctor 2 the sequel: So... We can't take them to the Orphanage since all of them are not orphans, but your legitimate children?
Eileen: You heard right.
Black Church doctor 2:
Eileen:
Black Church doctor 2: Aren't they too old, though?!
[camera cuts to the full screen, revealing that Eileen had Valtr and Henryk tucked like little babies. audience laugher track plays]
Valtr: *whispering to Henryk* ...this is not what we meant...
Henryk: Shut up and sleep tight, you dunce 鈽濓笍
Little Viola: [stabs the Church doctor from the back to death]
[audience laugher track plays]
#bloodborne#shitposting#old hunter henryk#valtr master of the league#lol sorry xd#it is hard to stop making this type of posts fsdhhfdsd#don't ask me what i smoke all the time i legit don't know fsdhh xd
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Gonna kill myself
#I hate hate hate hate hate work#Feel like smoking a whole pack despite me quitting smoking like 3 whole years ago I legit hate this place#But it pays decently so I have little choice with no degree to speak of#God I wanna have a career so bad but I also don't know what I'd be good at#I'm kinda half decent at writing and mediocre at art so I gotta think of something actually worthwhile to do but I just#Don't know what#Nothing else feels like something I can do I was never too good at math and ughhedkfkykg shut up#Sorrymasen but it's my blog I rant if I feel like it
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Rita during chapter 13: Wow how dare these people conduct human experiments! This is disgusting and evil!
Also Rita: Works for an organization that does 95% human experimentation and 5% anything else
#like girl...#shes legit said: its fine when WE do human experimentation but its bad when YOU do it#like wtf 馃拃#rita rossweisse#hi3rd#shes like this is evil and disgusting and she is said to be upset abt the human experimentation#and im like bitch!! shicksal's whole thing is human experimentation wtf are you on rn#also the fact that she calls kiana k423 is.. lowkey annoying#and kiana is a direct result of shicksal's human experimentations#sirin as well and hov in general#i genuinely dont know what ritas smoking lmao#new player btw#so no spoilers pls
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Classic Grammarly Fail.
babe what.
#they legit said 'nah nah nah that word is much too complex' and the word was 'pacify'#'even a Knowledgeable Audience' okay dog what you smoking?
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Actually here's a true example of where it's like bro you have the moral backbone of wet putty
He got banned in destiny 2 and he thought it was unjust, and I forget the details, but I was inclined to agree
He swore a blood feud with them, he'd never play again... then like a week later he rebought every last bit of content for it, and like was playing it last night complaining that he didn't think this latest season had much content... but my man... you're still playing it and giving them money... despite the fact you're not enjoying it and also the fact you said you'd never buy it again
I don't think you really get to say "well if a game's good people'll play it no matter what", cause you're just the Spider's Georg of playing every game even if it sucks ass
#decent person but like... no fucking sense and a super edgy side#I both like him well enough; like he's the only person who actually helped me move; but also this is why I often limit how much we talk#...actually legit a lot of it is the more weed he smokes the more dr dumbass comes out#cause I was gonna say you can have some pretty good conversations with him...#but then I realized almost all of those times were when he was trying to quit smoking weed#I like stoners well enough; and there's plenty of people who weed doesn't really change them up that much#but man are their some people where it just brings out their dumbass side a lot#though also like this guy has smoked so much that he often does stuff like dabs because a bowl just doesn't even really get him high#and this is what I mean; like he's both very smart because he'll be talking about like the butane used with dabs being bad for you#as he's doing exactly what he's saying is a bad idea#and he's not the kind of stoner who just kind of becomes a lump when he's high; which I've known some (who also smoked nonstop)#(like literally when he was home he never was without a loaded bowl and he'd hit it pretty much any chance he got; literally)#so this guy; he stays coherent... but the more I think about it the more I realize his dipshit side is strongly correlated with being high#to armchair psychoanalyze; he apparently get beat up in school a lot when he was younger#so he kind of developed his 'I'll fuck with anything' side to his personality#which I think is where a lot of his stupid edgy humor is from#and I think that side is who comes out when he's high#...doesn't matter#he's a decent person; but he's also a fucking moron and it's like man... shut you idiot mouth and just play your stupid shit#you think that ai generated 'what if futurama was an 80's movie' is super cool; you don't get opinions
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#legit what a great way to let everybody know your man is peeping college smoke show pages on Insta#Moira responded and said instead of motherhood maybe try self respect 馃拃
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[ his smokestacks are actually functional not just for looks im
#what if#op when legit angry: SMOKE PUFFS#iconning adventures#[ Canon and HC Notes ]#they def have to be cleaned after he's been in water or such
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That feeling when you park your car and some guy threatens to shoot you and slit your tires if you walk in a building
That was my afternoon
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#that was my afternoon#tate talks#legit though#mutuals can message if they want deets#but what the actual fuck i am high key shook right now#yes i will be smoking shortly#unfortunately i was sober for all of that 馃槄
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Wait no I'm actually genuinely confused. Every time I've had a seizure has been after going a while without marijuana. I've been on Lamictal for almost 6 years. I have never once had a seizure while consistently having weed. But apparently Lamictal and weed together can cause them???? Is it just different for me??? With all the meds I'm on, it's literally the only way I'm able to eat. And it reduces the amount of pain meds I need to take. Keeps me from being impulsive, helps me focus, calms me down, makes me think more clearly, has kept me from self-harming many times....like it has literally saved my life. It's just so wild to me that other people have all these negative side effects. I'm wondering if it has something to do with my mom smoking weed when she was pregnant with me
#i DID however have a seizure once after taking a hit from a bowl and finding out they mixed it with fucking k2!!!!#that was actually what triggered my first seizure!#i cant believe i used to regularly smoke k2 in high school. i think thats legit what caused a bunch of my issues#my ex and i had drug tests to pass and k2 was cheap and sold at the fucking gas station#we used to get STUPID on it#drugs tw#dani
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thank you i appreciate the added context
i didn鈥檛 even know mall CBD stores were a thing, i thought this was maybe just a dispensary of some sort with a poorly worded sign
i would, can, and WILL die for sydnee mcelroy
#so then to her i guess the comparison to the auntie anne鈥檚 pretzel is a way to illustrate that what that store is selling is not even medici#**medicine in the first place?#i know gas station/smoke shop/health food store CBD isn鈥檛 always legit so i guess that鈥檚 what she鈥檚 referring to?#cus then obviously if these mall cbd stores are a thing they鈥檙e selling same quality as like the gas station#trying to give her to benefit on the doubt sorry for fixating on the damn pretzel thing lol#*the#*of
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