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Anyone else really into dorohedoro right now?

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the fucked up thing about water addiction is that once you have one glass you're hooked for life

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(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

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Your piercings won’t reject because you have pure intentions and yo heart is kind.

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Fat Ass dragon back there with the boobs and chest hair who care abt her

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shes quoting me from being crossfaded last night but i literally figured out im a dolphin but realized thats not true and shes trying to become me

wait i just realized im a dolphin

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how do you get over the crushing weight of ur ocs not being real this is so hard for me rn i forgot i didnt live with them 4 a second

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hot ones but for gnomes where it's just slices from increasingly tart apples

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when I was eleven I had an iPod touch and I would use it under the covers at night secretly to look at things online and I was obsessed with optical illusions because im autistic so I would spend literal hours looking at them online and I saw one that someone had posted to a forum captioned “haha maybe nsfw? :)” and it made me so horny that I was terrified because I knew god saw and he was mad at me because I can’t be looking at sex things and he was gonna kill me and my mother would look through my internet history when I was dead and learn my secret anyway this was the image

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"and sexually harasses every girl who gets hired"

having coworkers is just hearing shit like "that guys racist but i like him" and just having to act like thats ok