why are there not already a bunch of ao3 stories about Brett and Phil having a contest to see who can provoke the most fic featuring their absurd public comments about each other? but of course neither of them are winning, because there's still almost no rpf about them somehow, so they keep escalating. "he's so fit" "our calls are more rom than romcom" "i think about him carnally" "he's in my bed again" "he's my boyfriend" "he's my lover" [18 eggplant emojis]
("It's cheating if you post it yourself," Brett reminds Phil. Phil pouts and saves his PWP to drafts.)
(Hannah and Juno are jaded. "Good fucking luck," Juno says. "We kissed loads, on the lips, and there's still no fic about us." "Eleventh time's the charm?" Hannah asks with a cheeky grin.)
("Bretthaniel," Phil says. "I'm concerned that there's no fic up about you and Mae yet. Just what exactly are we going to have to do to each other on stage to make fic happen?" Brett gets a wicked grin. "You planning your Emmys acceptance already?")
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playing AA for the first time in 2024, i am not immune to short haired girl
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favourite cannibal #2!! keep your guns, explosives and Natural Satellites as far away from him as possible.
head in hands i havent drawn mechs fanart in like. Actual Years and am now in the trenches trying to settle on designs so have yet again another piece with 57 alts lmao,,
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zombiecleo with blood and gore and ribs
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