#A++ paws indeed

[canisalbus]

The little Courage the cowardly dog-esque paws on this drawing just sent me for some reason I'm so sorry I just had to quickly doodle a little Machete the cowardly dog XD

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[dipandpiptit]

I finally finished my first ever knitted sweater 🥳 the cold weather during the floods made me get back to it. It's supposed to be wintery and look and feel extremely comfy, hopefully mission accomplished. The next one I do I want to make dnp themed 😄

[perenlop]

eevee is so soft and cute here….

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Oh! Oh! Does fantasy Barnaby bark. Does he use his big boofs to deter creatures around camp? Guard dog instinct???

nah, that's not his job <3

[meownotgood]

re masochistic aki :3c i hc that he likes to spar with you solely because it gives him an excuse to get your hands on him, to pin him down. he feels soooooo guilty about it but he can’t stop- he’s not letting you *win* but he’s certainly not giving it his all. it wouldn’t be as good if you both weren’t sweaty on the mat, your grin bright from winning, his hands over his head as your knee presses into his stomach. and afterwards when you’re so gentle to him, asking if you hit him too hard and he *insists* he’s taking harder but the second he’s back in the privacy of his own apartment he’s groaning and pressing on those fingertip-shaped bruises, grabbing his dick through his sweatpants and trying to keep from panting.., - 🍊

haven't been able to focus at work today because I can't stop thinking about this ask I want you to know that.

there's just something about sparring with aki, something about him offering to show you martial arts or teach you boxing. he'll always wear a tank top that shows off his scarred arms and his strong shoulders and a bit of his stomach when he stretches his arms upward, beads of sweat will cling to the back of his neck and his face after a while.

you can't shake the feeling he's going easy on you, or he at least doesn't want to hurt you. yet still, no matter how many times you do a move successfully, no matter how much you push him down or pin him to the ground he doesn't give up, nor does he try any harder — he just catches his breath, gives you a nod, and says, that was great. alright, let's go again.

it's because there's something about sparring with you that aki can't get enough of. it was innocent at first, he swears. he only wanted to teach you how to fight better, so you can defend yourself if something were to happen and he wasn't there. but he's far past the point of playing the innocent card anymore. he's so ridiculous, he'd die of embarrassment if you ever found out the true way he feels.

you can never know how much he likes it when you pin him down, your palm pressing his face into the floor. he'll blame how much he's sweating on the workout, he's breathing hard and his face is bright red because of how hot he is, that's all. and when he calls off your training session early, he says he's tired, claims he needs to rest, and that's true, but what he doesn't tell you is his head is spinning, he can't think about anything else but you, his whole body is tingling from something other than pain.

later, when he can't sleep, he recounts in his memory how you pinned him down, with your foot on his head and your hands roughly tugging his arms up. it hurt, but that's the whole point. that's the best part. aki breathes out a long sigh, swears to himself because he's already hard, he pushes his hair from his face with one hand and hesitantly slips the other down his pants, saying a silent prayer that you'll show up to train with him again tomorrow.

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Sad and Disappointing information for Zuma Fans.

The reason why he's been left out in both the show and merch is because his toys aren't selling well and they just think that Zuma isn't marketable because he's just a plain brown dog.

Not selling well? They are LITERALLY SOLD OUT IN MY COUNTRY. The few Zuma toys I found are some of the movie ones and the small plush version (in bad shape btw, his face is washing out in every single one of them lol).

These pics are from when I was at one of the biggest malls in my city a couple weekends ago. There was also only ONE of his big truck pups toys. I still need to go look in the other big mall and hope they'll have something else, I'm planning to go there this Friday when I don't have any classes to teach, but I gave up finding Zuma, I'll probably MAYBE find Marshall- WHO'S ALSO NEARLY SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE.

I swear if Zuma wasn't selling well around here, I WOULD'VE FOUND HIS LEFTOVER TOYS to buy by now. I can't find them in stores here, neither in our online shopping websites, the ones I find are the movie ones or "to import" options. Everything else IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT!!! THEY SOLD EVERYTHING HERE!!!! THERE'S NOT A SINGLE TOY LEFT!!! They're just NOT RE-STOCKING.

Wanna know who's NOT selling well here? Rex. Poor guy has SO MANY of his vehicle toys just sitting there waiting for people to take pity on him and buy. I don't blame. He's looking ugly. I love him and I don't think I'll spend 130 on his vehicle toy. They didn't add not even stickers to it like the others and his face looks like he saw things that can't be unseen.

Meanwhile, Zuma's toys are the hardest to find because they sold out and whatever else I'm able to find are EXPENSIVE AS HELL. I'm sorry, I love Zuma with all my heart and soul, but I'm not gonna sell my kidney to be able to afford his movie hovercraft. AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO, anyway.

[fruitybashir]

astp ch3 mini spoilers without context 🪑🐱🍳

[hauntingblue]

NAMI NEEDS TO GO UP THERE AND FIGHT BIG MOM I AM SO SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A BATTLE FOR THE ROMANCE DOWN TRIO!! SANJI DO NOT DARE TAKE HER SPOT!!!

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

'snow angel'

i will soundtrack your body through the snow,

leave behind a happy trail of your light,

red and you on white -

g-d, i've never seen a more beautiful

juxtaposition since stark black and blue,

soaked in mercy's hues.

-

i miss illinois winters and your voice,

the only things colder than self censors:

prick-ling wood splinters.

-

you don't need to try to make snow angels

because i sing the body electric

the same way a fork does to a socket.

ice skate with me like those we used to know.

i'll freeze you solid.

- ellie revenge

[helpmeiamprocrastinating]

Saw a bear today

Best day of my life

[shiawasekai]

Opening my Baroness WIP after days not touching it, I discovered I don't hate how it's looking nearly as much as I thought I would. It looks decent even.

[existential-dread-in-the-am]

Your paw is white 🙏

Wait...my paw and my icon match 👀

[pokimoko]

(quietly, but with feeling) ✨paws ✨

[wereh0gz]

I redrew my favorite sprite from the game but he's werehog now

[zoophagist]

ooc;; apparently it's dracfield week (a thing i didn't know exists) and i follow the renfield tag so my dash is just spiced up every so often with dracfield horny and man let me tell u pre-renfield 2023 me would never have believed i'd live to see this day... now that i'm here i'm mostly just bewildered

[madelineserenity]

Reaper Nurse Christmas Prompt Countdown | Day 4: Movies

This one is unclear on the reader's relationship to the nurses and can be interpreted however you'd like. As Christmas is a time for family, I'll be writing some with a child, girlfriend/wife/fiancée, etc. reader. It's also in dot points because this one is headcanons, not an entire fic. Also because this is a headcanon one, it's exempt from having to use periods at the ends of the headcanons because fuck social and fanfic norms

• home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home alone home-

• It's just a tradition at this point

• You always cover your eyes and ask one of the nurses to cover your ears when Marv steps on the nail

• There is no Christmas at the hospital without Home Alone

• The second one is optional but recommended, the first one is a necessity

• You watch them in the Therapy Centre, projecting it on one of the walls and using speakers so Matron can watch too

• The nurses always bring 4 or 5 different flavours of popcorn (this year, plain salted, sweet and salty, buttery, caramel and cheddar)

• They just can't keep up with which flavour is your favourite

• They always have a mix of plain salted and caramel popcorn in the red-striped cardboard containers, every now and then you'll find a wrapped hard butterscotch candy in there, and there's always a candy cane at the top

• Hot chocolate hot chocolate hot chocolate-

• Caroline has 100% tried to snort the hot chocolate powder in the past to be funny, and had to leave, coughing, sputtering, and with her bleeding nose staining her bag

• It dampened your mood for a little while, but the Matron and the remaining nurses were able to cheer you up

• You'd forgotten about it the second they unpaused the movie

• It's a funny story now and sometimes you tell it to the guests (who think it's hilarious) if Caroline pranks you or if you're just feeling like being an asshole

• Warm fuzzy blankets. They smell fresh and clean, slightly floral, even, as if just out of the wash. It's a very comforting smell. They also feel like they've just been taken out of the dryer, warm and fuzzy as a Pomeranian and as soft as butterfly silk

• The whole place smells like salted butter and hot chocolate

• Matron has a bowl on her desk, every now and then you stand up, pick things from the designated "snack table", gesture for her to hold the bowl down to your level and put them in the bowl. You have to make 2-3 more trips back and forth from the table to give her a decent amount of snacks because of the size difference

• She got the bowl because you kept doing this every time you guys watched movies. She used to have her own bag of snacks but you kept forgetting about it, also you wanted to involve her in the food and fun bc she loves you too, not just the nurses

• Want to make her really happy? Bring her chocolate-covered pretzels

• If you do she'll pick you up (carefully) and hug you to her chest for a few moments, before popping you back down so you can go back to your bean bag

• I didn't already mention the bean bags? Fuck you yes I di-

• Some of you sit on bean bags. Yours is white faux fur and very cosy. It's also very big so you can have a proper nap in it, not just sit on it

• Caroline (excepting the time of The Hot Chocolate Incident™️, in which she just wasn't present) sits on a rocking stool because she's too hyper to sit still.

• Most of the nurses sit on two couches, however. One is a navy-but-not-too-navy blue that's starting to fade after all the years of the Home Alone tradition. The other is a college plastic beer pong cup red.

Imagine it like this:

stfu drawing on microsoft word with a trackpad is hard

• You'll watch movies from 7pm until 5am, when everyone is too tired to get up to change the disc or pick up the remote

• The only non-Christmas Matron will allow on Christmas Movie Night are the Austin Powers movies. They're too funny to not watch

• You and Caroline quote them all the time, even in front of Malak

• i can see this going two ways:

1, Malak doesn't understand them and just ignores the references, or gets pissed off that you're interrupting him if you're in a meeting.

2, Someone's showed it to him

and it can only be you, Caroline, Lucky or Mama Bear (everyone else is too pussy) (also Mama Bear definitely watches Austin Powers after her babies go to sleep)

in which, he'll either finish the quote, chuckle at it, or get pissed off, if you're in a meeting or if Agatha is nearby. (Obviously, if the quote is inappropriate regardless of whether or not you get it, he'll get angry if you say it near Agatha, but if it's not, he'll just brush it off as a reference he doesn't get)

• Everyone sleeps in the next day

• It fucks up your sleep schedule so badly it's only back to normal by the next movie night.