#saw the question and went THE ANCIENT TEXTS (2223 season)
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men who can only confidently say they can fight puppydogs out of the plethora of animals they can choose in the animal kingdom... (x)(x)
#kuli came home he can answer this question now (sobs pathetically into my hands)#saw the question and went THE ANCIENT TEXTS (2223 season)#resident maniac admits he thinks he can fight a bear but the humble goddess in him bonks him with a hammer and decides puppy#bobby smile ALERT. RED ALERT.#LOVE YOUR GOALIE. CRUMBLE TO YOUR KNEES WHEN HES CUTE.#ekky took this question so seriously he had to hunker down and really think about it#and decided two of my dogs? no. only one. two would kick my ass#thats fair i feel like archie has hands- er paws#goldendoodles are maniacs yeah this tracks extensively#sweet boys till your touch their paws and suddenly theyre demons at the groomers#only one of your goldendoodles...#only one...#mr bear who hugs the shit out of guys and feels really bad about choking out a guy on live television can only handle a little puppy...#yeah#GIGGLES. GIGGLES INDEED#THATS GIGGLES#tbf to kuli he did say “dog” so not puppy but still#i miss kulis beautiful wavy hair with the beard combo#please king bring it back#BRING BACK THE HOT PANTR SUMMER LOOK PLEASE
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