#it's just beer and cider.
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now that im no longer at work i can post about how genuinely tipsy i was for the last hour of work
#went for midafternoon drinks to celebrate my friend's big deal fellowship award#forgot that i have so much stopped drinking that i get for real tipsy on one cider#also forgot that the godforsaken wasteland of the campus bar only sells alcohol. like you can't buy soda or anything#it's just beer and cider.#so then. i had to go back and plate some cells. which i did perfectly well but while slightly dissociated#also while i was there [friend 2] showed up and we talked a lot about the new twists in the nightmare abusive advising situation#in their lab. and i got very mad. and forgot i was drinking alcohol#box opener
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Small businesses are awesome.
This guy, a veteran and park ranger named Steve, opened this place called TreeRock in Asheville, NC as a sort of passion project, to celebrate Mead and Cider, and showcase an incredible selection of the world's first alcoholic beverage.
I just had an hour and a half long conversation with the guy. He's so personable and knowledgeable, and I had an absolute blast- I tried like 10 different drinks, and they were all awesome, and he told me about the history and making of each and every one. After a while, I decided this is my new favorite place to go.
But they're closing, in March.
These past few years have been devastating for small businesses, and they are no exception. They are going to close in March, unless something drastic happens that changes things.
So if you're in Asheville, or you know somebody in Asheville, or you have been meaning to go to Asheville to bury that body in the trunk of your car somewhere along the Appalachian trail but you just haven't gotten around to it yet, please stop by TreeRock for a flight of meads, ciders, and beers from all around the world, for less than the cost of a Chipotle burrito.
(also they love dogs!!! my dog had a great time, and I'm sure yours will too!)
#cider#mead#Asheville#north Carolina#southern#usa#beer#bar#small business#tw drinking#drinking#alcohol#tw alcohol#Appalachia#Appalachian#local#local business#i am not being paid for this#in fact i just spent like $70 there#I'm just really passionate about small businesses being supported
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when i don’t have a butch with a bottle opener on them around me at the beach so i have to open my beer with my keys
#it’s not going well#please i just want my little drink#it’s a cider not a beer but i digress#alcohol mention
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mutuals get to know me meme ✨✨✨ dm me for my address then mail me anthrax
#election#so who wants to take one for the team and kill me#if I inhale enough bleach fumes at work and keel over there maybe the store will owe my family money. much to think about#I'm gonna go chug a really shitty can of expired cider#and then maybe a glass of wine and maybe a beer#and then 3 benadryl.#sorry I meant 30 benadryl.#just to make sure they kick in#so how are y'all doing#unfortunately I have to be awake for at least an hour tomorrow to take the dog to the vet#I think I'm gonna call of work Thursday though so I can drink my way through an entire bottle of whisky tomorrow night#fluffle talks#this post is to say that I'm doing Bad. in case that wasn't clear.#if my stepdad says any dumb shit tomorrow I'm stabbing him
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The local ravens are arguing in my snowy back yard as I lounge about with the house to myself and piles of yummy snacks and a fridge full of booze. This day cannot get any better.
#just happy for once#solo Christmas#unholidaying#shark coochie board#beer#cider#wine#so.much.cheese.#ravens#corvid#goblincore
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Happy pride, I stole this pic from twitter
#no pride for me as usual but at least I can go get some beer#i want grapefruit cider tho but idk where to get it#idk im just feel cut off from the world#should not have been born for different reasons#having a hysteric rn for a reason i should not have#too privileged to pity myself but not privileged enough to... dunno#i want to live under a rock#not an option ofc#still need to keep a bit of sanity to be able to work#kinda wish i was religious just to cling to something#i want to go home so bad#but i guess it makes me a fascist regime supporter
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apple juice and apple cider are different things! cider is more.. earthy? less sugary and not filled with preservatives and such as much. but because of that its usually only available in the fall and winter. and we usually differentiate alcoholic and nonalcoholic cider as hard cider vs regular cider
no ive heard about that im just confused about why theyd call it cider instead of. idk. something else? if the word cider was already used for the alcoholic drink
#saying hard cider feels like saying hard beer idk feels redundant#/lh#i dont have a problem with it its just a little odd to me#gender-void-partially-stars#friemds#asks
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I figured out something amazing and I feel the need to share: you can open a bottle top with a metal crochet hook. It worked surprisingly well
#diy#life hacks#crochet#I wasn’t opening a beer or anything it was actually one of those fancy looking nonalcoholic sparkling apple ciders#I just wanted to feel fancy#now I feel like a god
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told a colleague the other day i drank beer for it's soft knees effect and actually didn't enjoy the taste at all and he looked at me like i was the scariest thing in the office
#sir it's just the alcohol that's in my house :(#i can buy like 4 beers for one cider also#which would be my preferred drink but alas
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that "does alcohol Actually taste good/bad" discourse du jour on this website is so silly to me. sometimes people just have different tastes
#sasha speaks#'alcohol itself doesn't have a Flavor it just has a burn' 1. ethanol has a flavor 2. some people also don't like the burn#'maybe your access to good liquors/wines/whatever is limited but there's good beer/cider/whatever everywhere'#some people just don't like beer or cider idk#'all alcohol tastes nasty how do any of you people actually stomach it' because it doesn't taste nasty to everyone. simple as lol#personally i don't drink cause i think alcohol tastes unpleasant and i've yet to try any drink where the non-alcoholic portion of the liqui#is tasty enough or strong enough to balance the alcohol taste#but like. whatever who cares lol#i do like cooking with alcohol. wine for braises beer for chili and ESPECIALLY orange liqueur for desserts#but i've yet to find anything worth drinking to my taste. whatever!
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you think i drink to be DIGNIFIED? to be HIGHBROW? fuck you. i'll drink exclusively dessert drinks and one day i'll die
#selfpost#this is a lie btw. not just dessert drinks#i like prosecco and nigori sake but like.. THESE ARE SWEET ALCOHOL TOO so like#like i said. not dignified. i will drink what i want and it Will be Sweet#and like.. ciders that are more sweet. beer if its like.. cranberry....#toppling goliath brewing's 'holidotz' beer is so. so so good. i usually dont like beer#IM SO SAD WE CANT FIND ANY MORE HOLIDOTZ IN STORES i think its out of season now#just looked it up it IS out of season. makes sense. well. time to wait until next year i guess#btw i dont drink to get drunk. ive never been drunk. i just drink bc i like how it tastes (if its sweet)
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Sometimes I remember that Balor’s drink-sona is absinthe and just cackle uncontrollably
#that's the perfect drink for him! I can definitely see Balor as an absinthe shop's keeper in Prague agsghdjj#Yana is a cup of cider btw#the entire besoboi team has a drink-sona actually#Danila is vodka / Shmyg is cognac / Hound is beer / Koroleva is bloody mary of course and Pasha is... tomato juice :D#it's just so funny how everyone is an alcoholic beverage (even Yana) except for Pasha#my boi my sweet tomato boi...#bubble comics#demonslayer#бесобой
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#YEAERRRRR LETS GOO#it is actually very me if you just pretend the beer is a nice hot foaming pint of spiced apple cider#or hot choccy#or apple juice with whipped cream#surely apple juice with whipped cream is better than Mac n cheese with whipped cream
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I got bamboozled by the liquor store man
#I knew I shoulda left and came back cause it wasn’t the normal clerk#oh this is just like sake my ass#also he sold me lambic beer telling me it was just like hard cider#the Dutch have ruined things once again#I mean it’s on me but#:((
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gonna be honest drinking more types of alcohol has made me hate it even more, idc if it lessens anxiety it all tastes shit
#tbf whiskey is particularly awful#but im not rly a fan of beer wine or cider either#cocktails are alright if you can't taste the alcohol#but then you can just get like juice or smthn for cheaper#sorry Im currently having personal beef with jack daniels#we did shots of this weird raspberry rum cream liqueur and it genuinely tasted like off milk
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I always complain about my lack of a social life then I have 3 weeks of going out every weekend now I’m clocking out just absolutely pumped to fall asleep sober
#I was worried about my alcohol intake and if I’m getting Concerning with it again but I think I was just at a party last night#bc I’m GOOD I am so sick of beer working where I work#I had a cider as my free staff drink and that’s all I want good night I’m eepy
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